The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 28, 1920, Page 7

SATURDAY, WANT COLUMN | HELP_WANTED—MALE GOAL MINERS WANTED—By Beulah Coal Mining Go. at Beu- lah, N, D. Steady. work. Apply at mine or at Bismarck office in _ Haggart 1 Building, ——_7-24-tf MAN OR WOMAN ‘Wanted, salary full: time,’ 75¢ an hour e time, “sell- ing guaranteed hosiery to wearer’ EX. perience unnecessary, International _ Mills Norristown, Pa, 8- 28-10 HAVE A’ GOOD PROPOS ‘ory a. married man on grain and stock fark at once, Separate house. C. C, Law- baugh, Hallidg N. D. WANTED—A man and woman, college graduates, as high school tes chy Best wages. pacrees Ch Board, Nome, N. ‘WANTED—First aera mechanic. 2 well equipped machine shop and well heated and lighted. Hague Motor C Chicago, — ._8-26-1wk monthly, ‘Y ‘i Rail- way, 121 ¥ 8-28-1t FLYING—in 8 weeks. "Auto courses Y. M., A. Auto School, Los Angeles, c Aa ; 8-27-2t HELP WANTED—FEMALE 3IRL—Or middle age woman for general house work. Wages no. object. — Apply Dohn's Meat Market, 512 Broadway. 8-27-1wk WANTED--By Sept. 1 git! or woman for general house work. Mrs. Geo, Dueme- and, 56 Ave B, 685R, 8-25-1wk vTED— for general housework. Mrs, F, A. Knowles, 16 Ave. Ai West. _ Phone 169R. 8-28-1wk WANTED—Girl_for general housework. Call phone 568X or apply at 404 Righth _street. 8-25-1wk WANTED—Ginl_ for general housework. Mrs. C. E; Stackhouse. Phone 594. 8-24=tf WANTED—RKitchen and dining room _help. Apply Sanitary Cafe. | 8-26-1wk WANTED — Pantry girl. Apply Grand Pacific Hotel. 8-24-tf WANTED—Girl to wait on table, Amer- ican Cafe. 8-26-3t FOR SALE OR RENT / HOUSES AND FLATS FOR RENT—Seven rooms fur- nished, modern house, with four bedrooms, hot air heat- ing plant. Close.in. Poses- sion September 1st. Address P. O. Box 117 or phone 698K after 7 p. m. or Sunday, all day FOR SALE— Five room bungalow, full basement; hot air furnace, at Corner of Ave. C and Hannafin, near Country Club, Price $3,000.00, ' Terms reason- able. Inquire of H, F, O'Hare in_ First National Bank Bldg., or phone 78M. : 8-26-3t FOR SALE—Six room house with bath, full basement, furnace, glassed: in porch, garage 12x16, lot 50x150, for quick sale $3,900. 115 West Thayer. ‘Tel, 459K. : 8-23-1wk HOUSE FOR SALE—Modern house of 9 rooms and bath, Everything in good condition. Lot. 50x150, Phone ,827, cr _ call at 517 2nd St. _ 8 -26-2wka FOR RENT—Very nicely’ furnished flat including piano. No children. 807. 4th St. 8-25-4t FoR SALE—Modern house for sale. quire Mary McLean. BUSINESS CHANCES AUGUST 28, 1920 DOINGS OF THE DUFFS DANKY's VACATION DIDN'T sBEM TO. IMPROVE HIM VERY MUCH =HE'S BEEN BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE . QUITE A CARE ALL DAY- WE HAD ‘A LITTLE SETTO JUST BEFORE You CAME HOME - ARE’ '§ You ASHAMED ,OF Yoprsete? MOER ‘Tes ME SHe HAD To Punts You ToDAY For Your ing range, bed Toon and dining Toor 1019 Seventh street. 8-23-lwk ‘—Cheap, Reed baby onnaee in excellent condition. 'S _Jones, 519 First street. 8-26. nt WANTBED—A place for young lady to work ‘for board and room. Phone 183. 8-28-1t office -desk, 50 Phone 288U. 8-28-2t WILL PAY CASH—Vor 5 5 or 6 room house, priced right. Address 134 Tribune 8-26-1wk KOR SALE—One May foe Corn | Shreader, nearly new. Call Wm. E. Breen. 8-24-lwk FOR SALE—One of the finest lots on Ave. B._ Write No. 128 Tribune, 8- eet tf BOK REN FOR SALE — Roll top inches, also one buffet. jarage 38 Ave AGENTS WANTED SHLL TIRES—Direct to car owner, 30x3 pen -skid $11.75. Tubes $2.25; other sizes noportion, Guaranteed 6,000 ‘miles oe beral ‘adjustment basis. Big com- Experibhce or capital un- Auto Tire Clearing House, 15008 Went 15th, Chicago. eat oS FREE TRIAL per publishing actual facts and news without color or boosting. You get it all TEXAS OIL DIGEST, Fort Worth, Tex. 8-28-1t ———— ROOMS FOR RENT FOR RENT—Office rooms now occupied by Keith & Kurk, front. rooms over Knowles Jewelry store. Apply to F. A. Know'es. 8-26-tf FOR RENT—Room in~ modern house, suitable for two. ‘Two blocks from postoffice. 832L. 311 Second street or phone _B821 8-26-2t FOR RENT —Large pleasant room, good location, gentlemen preferred. | Tele- phone $38, or 705 6th St__ _ 8+26-3t OR RENT — Three room furnished apartment with bath. No ennare 422 Fifth Street. ~31 FOR RENT- ing rooms on Ist floor. Phone 518, 8-25-1wk FOR RENT—Two rooms, all modern. Light housekeeping, if desired. 713 3rd St. 8-25-1wk ee B26 ed light housekeep- 1016 Broadway. AUTOMOBILES — MOTORCYCLES FOR SALE—Buick 5 passenger automo- bile $500.00. 2 East front lots Ave. A & 4th St, 1/5 down, terms to sult pur- chaser, A. Protectograph, Toda Co, Model G, No. 41795, Phone 279Y. 8-24-1wk ————— ee LOST AND FOUND LOST—A pocket book containing about $4.00 yesterday between 4 and 5 o'clock between Thayer and 12th St. Finder please return to Tribune 8-27-2t FOUND—Ladies silver bar pin, set with prilliants. J. H. Holihan, telephone 745. 8-27-3t —— AND FOR SALE—$15.00 cash per acre buys ys 820 acres of land. 100 acres are under cul- tivation. 200 acres can be put under cultivation, the rest’ is hay land or first class pasture. Has a two room frame house, three barns, ‘running Spring water between house and barn. Spring concreted “for stock to water. Four miles of fence on farm, logated in Gol-, den Valley County, four miles south of N.‘P. Railway, three miles south of Red Trail. Place is best suited for milk cows or stock raising. Owner, George Newman, General Delivery, Bismarck, 8-24-1wk TAND FOR SALE—160 acres of rich river bottom land; 3 miles from Bismarck. Hay alone sold for $700.00 cash this sea- son. This land is just as productive as land paling in Iowa for $400.00 “per acre. ce for quick sale $45.00 per acre. $1200, 00 cash. J. H, Holihan, Ist door east ist Post Office, Sarat of Post Office, 8-27-2t MISCELLANEOUS o FOR SALE—50 threshing machines. Some jas good as new, going at bargain. ; jSize 23 in. to 40 cylinder, all makes. Hazelton Second Hand Machinery Co., Hazelton, D. 8-4-2mths NEW OiOP Sweet Clover Honey, by mail prepaid to any post office in N Dak., 1@ pound pall, $3.! Pei 5 une sell? #180: case of comb, $7.50.” Casi grace, “Clase We Auch, “Big Timber, Mont. 8-6-1mo FOR SAIGE—One Reeves steam 32 H. P. cross compound engine and tanks, One Reeves ‘separator 40x63, 15 bar cylinder and beBts complete. New, never been used at, a bargain, ° Sat Charblonnean, Carpenter, S. FOR” Aaa feather permibbaa ae quilts, Slumber robe, sofa pillows, fancy work, jrictures, hammoek and-notions. Fhone “208K, 119 Second Avenue N.E,, Mandan, N. 8-26-1wk AL a Two Horse-power 220 Volt D.C. WairbankscMorse Hlectrie Motor. Address! Lahr Motor Sales gompany, Bisma: D. 8-27-7t IF YOU WANT ‘0_sell_ or exchange your property, write me. John J. Black No. Duk, St, Chippewa Falls, Wis, -28-1t DRESSMAKER—213 2nd St. Phone 634X. Calling hours 7 p. m. until 8 p.m, | $4.00 ner Gay. 8-: WANTED TO BUY—Four burner gas stove, with oven. Call No. 103 Tribune, FOR | S/AALE—Two fine corner lots on pav- eet, one 100x150, and one 75x14 finest residence lots th the city. Also lot og. Ave. B, A very fine buiding spot AGRNTS. Make $75 weekly selling guar- anteed hosiery. We guarantee $36 weekly full time, 75c ‘an hour spare time. Experience un psxary, Ver- fectwear Mills, Darby, Pa. 8-28-1t MAN TO SELL—Highest quality t 5 shrubs, roses, “plants. Weekly pay. , Permanent.Brown Brothers/ Nurseries, Rochester, N. Y. 8-28-1t SALESMAN MEN WANTED TO SEED GROCERIES —SELLING EXPERIENCE NOT NE- cessary. One of world's largest grocers, (capital over $1,000,000.00) wants ambi- tious men in your locality to sell direct to consumer nationally known brands of an extensive line of groceries, paints roofings, lubricating olls, stock foods, ete. No-capital required, Write today. State age und occupation, John Sex- ton & Co., 38 W. Illinols St., Chicago, Tie 8-28-1t pA SALHS BOARD SALESMEN We have the most attractive line of premium as- sortments on the market today. COM- MISSIONS $5.00. to $20.00, per order, with FULL REPEAT COMMISSION For a LIVE UP-TO-DATE. propositi write TODAY. Canfield Mfg. Co., 400: Broadway, Chicago. 28-1t SALESMAN WANTED—By manufactur: er for strictly new electric specialty, and jeweler’s specialty, saleable to job- bers and dealers; large repeat, commis. sion: basis; side line or whole time. C, Smith’ Company, 1531 Cherry St., Philadelphia, Pa. 8-28-18 SNLESMEN: low Fricea 6,000 mile guaranteed Auto Tires, 0x3%%, Non- Skid sells for $13.95; other sizes in pro- portion. Big money’ for hustler: st- er Tire Co,, 1414 So. Michigan, Chico, SEND for Free Toilet Soap Sample and $10.00 Cash refund offer. Lacassia Co. Dept. 609, St. Louis, Mo. 8-28-1t =———————— Presses for shaping and cutting metal first came into use in 1841. ‘An Off Day For Danny. BY ALLMAN Yes, wheal You GET To GOING To SCHOOL VoULL HAVE To MIND= Nes BUT THE THE TEACHER Witt SEE | TEACHER Wt To bUTr SWE DID— (LL BE © @AD When | KIN START IN TO BE AFRAID, TO WHIP Me /AND, MoTHER AIT :|]BALKANS NEED NEW DON QUIXOTE TO PREVENT ANOTHER WAR OUTBREAK ‘Belgrade, Aug. 28.—What the Bal- respect to international political dis- kans now need to prevent new wars! sentions, as Well as concerning what is a man of strong personality: and | the Bulgars and Greeks might do in charitable tendencies or a humorous) case ‘the Jugo-Slavs made war on Don Quixote, according to Premier} Italy. Not counting the Hungarians, Vesnitch, of Jungo-Slavia. Whether it is within the compass of human intelligence to prevent the present war tendencies the next few weeks will show. The broader. as- pect of the, situation is that for Cen- tral Europe or the Balkan countries to become a great battlefield will be playing into the hands of the Bol- shevik agents who are believed to be working industriously in each doun- try circulating war rumors and fom- enting quarrels for whi there are, already to many -reasons. That the Jugo-Slavy government cer- tainly does/not want war with’ any other country The Associated Press is authorized to state from a high authority. It was pointed out that the Jugo-Slavs got all they could possi- bly hope for by the peace treaties in territories from Hungary and Bul- garia, and a new war might set back the infant nation. But they are de- termined) to have Fiume the people make laud proestations that their army can_ master the Italian army. The Jugo- Slav army, they say, is regarded by outsiders as ‘being in good shape. with 300,000 fresh trogps ready. Also the word has been passed for mobil- ization of the peagants ag soon ag ce haryests are in at the end of u Waiting for Signal What the Jugo-Slavs do, it appears here, will be the signal for the Hun- garians: to jump after Transylvania and Sloyakia and’ later to attempt to retake the enormously fertile Bat- chka from the Serbs. Riding south from Bydapest into old Serbia the corérspondent found few. evidences to the eye of war prep- dyedness on either side of the fron-- tier, yet all the peasantry were re- ceiving notices ‘of mobilization. The Hungarians now within the Serbian frontier appeared to be heartbroken that they must belong to a country whose people they regard as of a cul- ture lower than their own. They also complain they are unable to obtain passports to visit their friends in New Hungary. While the Jugo-Slavs are said to be/unafraid. of war, yet they realize they occupy a perilous position with ————_—_——————_———SS FRECKLES AND HIS FRIEND: jeer 4 LdT oF CONS OW, YEA MY BODY? VA WUNNA SEE SWAT WATE COW. GIVES WHITE MUL DON'T =| NEAW s CEE THAT? Cow NER THERE TAS “TUAT'S AIGGER. | IS Tag Expects a Great Deal From Cows it is not believed in American circles here that the Serbs and Bulgars will reach an understanding for common action. However, regarding the Spa-, lato ‘incident it is believed if it. is shown the Italians started the trouble the Jugo-Slavs will insist strongly on an indemnity. (A crowd of Croats attacked Italian naval officers/at Spalato, July 11 and killed an Itallan comandmer and sev- eral sailors.) A trip through the city streets con- vinces one that all is quiet. Citizens generally deny any war madness. Dur- ing the recent. celebration of King Peter’s birthday no demonstrations of a war nature occured during the large parade. Premiers Request The premier, prior to the celebra- tion, issued a request to the people asking them to refrain from unfriend- ly acts and to allow: the government to handle the affairs with Italy. He made, a speech in, Parliament of. the same tenor, stating he was willing to abide, jthe investigation by the Amer- ican naval authorities regarding the Spalato incident. The recent British loans and reports of a good harvest have im- proved the dinar exchange, the dollar being worth 16 to 17 as against 20 to 30 a few months ago. Prices how- ever, are high, meals in hotels cost- ing from one to two American dollars. Cheap, shoes may be purchased at from 20 to 25 American dollars. Country people are selling foodstuffs to Austria and to. the Poles and Czechs, but otherwise no real busi- ness is going on, owing to the ad- verse exchange rate preventing buy- ing abroad, and the demand of mer- chants for credit which few are will-, ing to extend. The first equestrian statue in the United States was ‘that of General Jackson in Washington, erected in 1853. Only 78 men in the army and navy, during the late war, received the cou- gfessional medal of honor. Paris has more equestrian statues than’ any other city in the world. BY BLOSSER BLACK COW GIVE BLACK. COFFEE, ALEK 2 XN ‘BEAR HEAVY LOAD "Shane of the Trials of Present: Day Executives. Man Who Complained That There Were No Efficient People in the World Had Some Excuse for His Bitter. he ness—Trouble Is Moral. Several years ago, when I had just been promoted to*wy first real Job, 1 is a wise und. experienced handler of men. [asked him what suggestions he could intke about executive responsi- bility, writes Bruce Burton, tn the Red Book. “You ure about te make a great dis- covery,” he sald, “Within a week or two you will know why It is that ex- ecutives grow gray and die befo their time, You will have learned th bitter truth that there are no efficient people in the world.” Tam still very far from adinitting that he was right, but TI know well enough what he meant, Every maa knows, who has e been responsible fer'a piece of work or had to meet a pay roll, Recently, another friend’ of mine built u house, The money to build tt represetited a difficult period of saving on the part of himself and his. wife; it meant overtime work and self-de- nial, and’ extra effort in behalf of a long-cherished dream,! One day when the work was well along he visited it, and saw a work: man climbing a ladder to the roof with alittle bunch of shingles in his hands, “Look here,” the foreman cried, “can't yu carry a whole bundle of shingles?" The workmun regarded him sullenty, “E suppose I could,” he answered, “if Lwanted to bull the job.” By “bull thé jab” he meant “de an honest day’s work." another miin In his office In New York, He was munching a sandwich and guiping a cup of coffee which his see: retary ‘had. brought {n‘to him, “T had to work late last night,” he said, “and meet a very early appoint: ment this mprning. My wife asked our maid to have breakfast a halt hour early so that 1 might have a bite and stil be here in time. “When I came down to breakfast the maid was still In bed.” She lives In his home and eats and is clothed by means of money which his brain provides; but she has no interest in his success, no care what: ever except to do the minimum of work, “The real trouble with the world to- day ts a moral trouble,” said a thought: ful man recently. “A large proportion of Its people have lost all conception of what ft means to render an ade quate service in return for the wages they are paid.” He is a generous man. On almost any sort of question his sympathies are Ukely to be with labor, and so are mine. Tam glad that meh work short- er hours than they used to, and fn certain instances I think the hours should be even shorter, I am glad they ate paid higher wages, and hope they may eurn still more. But there are times when my ‘sym- pathy goes out to those In whose he: half no voice is ever ralsed—to the executives of the world, whose hours are Hmited only by the limit of their physieal and /mental endurance; who carry not merely the load of their own work, but the heartbreaking load of carelessness and stolid Indifference tn sé many of the folks whom they em- ploy. Perhaps the most successful exect- tive In history was that centurion of the Bible. “ror Tam a man of authority, hav. ing soldiers under me.” he said. “And Tsay to this man go, and he goeth; and to atiother, come, and he cometh; and to my servant, do this, and he docth {tr Marvelous man! ‘Phe modern executive also says, “Go.” ‘and too often the man who iY two later and explain, “I didn't under- stand what you meant.” He says, “Come.” and at the appatfted time his telephone rings and a voive spenk>, saying, “I. overslept and will be there in’ about three-quarters. of fn hour.” Sugar Hog Punished. A man who came out of the driz- ging rain into a Cincinnati lunch. room Inte at night and ordered a cup of coffee and two rolls, complained when Ne got check for 14 cents, saying that the bill of fare sald that coffee was 6 cents and’ rolls 4 cents, The proprietor explained that there was a charge of four cents, because the man, sweetening his coffee, was too free with the receptacle that dis- charges one spoonful of sugar when Inverted. “I watched you,” the pro: pHietor said. “You dumped five spoon- fuls of sugar in your coffee.” Planting Trees on Prairies. In order to demonstrate to farmers on the plains the advisability and feas- ibility of planting trees on prairies of the West, the Canadian Forestry association is sending a dem- onstration car o# a tour of the three western provinces, A railway coach is being fitted up with a moving picture outfit, lecture: hall, nursery. The car will travel over the bulk of the western railway lines. Czecho-Slovakia. The new republic of Czecho-Slovakia shas an area of between 60,000 and 60,- 12,530,000, R. S. ENGE, D. C. Ph. C. Chiropractor Consultation Free " suite 9, 11—Lucas Block—Phone 260 called on a business friend of mine. He} At 10 o'clock one morning I met stil! | should have gone will appear a day or j the | and a miniature j '000 square mites and a population of | Pricilla Dean, another of the popu- lar “movie” stars, a short time ago {the winner of a,beauty contest con- ducted on the western coast, has been in the pictures but three years. She | | has risen. steadily until today she) ranks among America’s leading mov- ing picture stars. ian (Copyright.) HEAD.ON-THE-HAND PICTURE. When he had his picture taken with his head upon his hand, We were good and proud of Billy—he was looking something grand! He had started in to college and wae tagged for father's frat, Or some other great achievement quite as wonderful as that. So we were impressed with Billy and were proud to beat the band, When he had his picture taken with his head upon his hand, That is, all we kids felt that way. Father seemed to like it less, . For he sald, “Good Lord!” when shown | it, and he seemed in deep dis- tress, Mother grinned a bit and giggled, and somehow it wasn't joy Of the kind we had expected, for the honor of her boy. And she said, “Remember, father?” “Yes,” he said. “I cannot stand To recall MY picture taken with my head upon my hand!" ose About Advertising. Advertising is what nothing was ever sold without. If a loaf of bread ts sold to a tramp who managed to glom onto a jitney, it had been advertised by the tramp’s hunger and by somebody who ! told the “bo” where the bakery was. Or by the window of the bakery it self. There. isn’t a human being who doesn’t believe in advertising. If he really doesn’t, he had better commit suicide. And that will give him a lot of pub- eity that nobody can cash in on. The man who claims not to believe | in advertising is a—well, let some-} body else say it. ‘This boob is anxtous for everyhedy to tell other people that his place is a good one to trade. But he won’t give the advertiser anything for telling the other folks. He is a something-for-nothing tight wad, | ‘The man who puts on good clothes advertises his own respectability, and expects results in the shape of the respect of others, ‘The man who dresses poorly be- cause of necessity or purposely, ad- vertises his poverty and expects re sults in other people's help or con- tempt. In fact, every honest person wants advertising. Only dishonest people are afraid of It, and they get it anyway. | ee FINNIGIN FILOSOFY Ivery man that don’t own annything ‘msilf sthrong f'r gover'mint ownership av ivery- thing. { CROSBY'S KIDS rey JUVENILE Joys GETTING A DOZEN Pleces OF GUM FOR CHEWING Gum. - Customs receipts at the port of New York, for the fiscal year ended June 30, amounted to more than $230,000,- 000. Abort 50,000 persons in. the United States have been arrested for viola- | dentially, ; the hes tion of the prohibition law. \ MANY HAVE WRITTEN OF WAR From Homer to the Present Day Cor. respondents Have Accompanied the Armies in the Field. War correspondents. ‘who have @ distinguished place in the latest: hoz ors list, form un ancient tribe if we reckon..Homer us one of them, re marks the Manchester Guardian, Sutherland Edwards maintained) that the editor of a Greek paper entitled Chronos sent Homer out to Troy to describe the incidents of the siege, which really lasted only about seven weeks, But-when it was at an end the Greek chiefs had no desire what- ever'to: go home; and as Homer (or “O'Maher’—to give his name tn Its original un-Hellenized form) was a very good fellow and drew’ a large sal- ary with an abundant allowance for expenses, he readily accepted the idea proposed by the wise UL s—to keep the war going In the columns of -his paper as long as he could manage to write about it. His correspondence was too good not to publish; and meantime the Greek chiefs went about mnusing themselves, There were no newspaper corre: spondents in the peninsular war, nor in “the Waterloo campaign—though Rothschild, in 1815, had a correspond: ent of his own who kept ,close to Wellington's army dnd supplied his employer with news of high financial value, After the peace .of 1815 the first war of importance in Europe was the one between the -Carlists and the Christinos in Spain, which, beginning in 1831, dragged on in desultory fash- ion until 18387, when, a British legion having been formed to assist the Chris- tinos, it attracted much attention in this country. British opinion was di- vided, Queen Christina finding support among the whigs, Don Carlos among the tories, Both armies were accused of committing atrocities, so the Times afd the Morning Post sent correspond. ents to the Carlist camp with instrue- tions to find out how the war was\ really being carried on, Capt. Hen- nings who represented the Times, was an admirable writer and a profes: stonal soldier,-whereas Charles Gru- neisen, who went on behalf of the st, possessed no military experience, Still, he proved the more sticcessful of the two, for Henningsen’s letters never reached the Times. Gruneisen’s, on the other hand, Morning Post, and on this rests the claim put forward, not by Grureisen himself but by his friends, for class- ing him as the earliest of our war correspondents, Now the “Flivver” Airplane. e The perfection of a small, simpll- fled airplane with a purchase. price and upkeep within the reach of the average man, has. often been at. tempted in both Europe and America, One of the latest: American attempts has resulted in’ the completion. of a little monoplane, says: Popular Me- chanics Magazine, — that mensuret only twenty-five feet eight inches in span, weighs only 350 pounds when eipty, yet is very satisfactory in per- formance. The single-seat: body 1s of the monocque, shell type, with the four struts of thé pylon rising. In front of the cockpit. Bracing wires stretch from the pylon to elght points on the spars of, the right and left wing.’ Ailerons are of the wing tip, unbalanced variet; A twin cylinder, opposed engine drives the machine, giving it a maximum speed of seven- ty-five miles an hour with a load of 250 pounds. The Unmistakable Cockney. Lady Georgiana Peel tells some good stories in her “Recollections.” One concerns her father-in-law, General Peet, He was at a banquet in Paris, Mis- trusting his capability of conversing in French, he talked during most of the dinner to a neighbor who he knew liked airing his English; but after a time he made up his mind he must talk to the silent French gentleman on his: left. He hered his French together, ) and hazarded a remayh “Quelle chambre magnifique he said, with psticulations. many, distineOly foreign The man lerat to General 4 hraced himself, "ta gaiteh on oud] yer that rewch- to understand. Hall” was the whi ed him with an unink pacientes Woman Question Again. One day) Kart Edwin Harriman made a pilgrimage to General Wes- ton's Connecticut farm and on the test lap of the journey took a jitney The dr'ver bad his wife on the front nt with him and Harriman noticed ‘e who collect: iveled the ed- about the suthor, q just Uke George Weston’s tm: pudence to write stevies about wom- en,” said Mrs. Jehu. Vhat does he know, about women? Ain't even mar- ried!” % “—That aln’t no argument.” said the fitney driver, sadly, “maybe he knews too all-fired much about * em to git mar- ried.” — Thorough “Job of Destruction, William Funk, a truckman at Win- sted. Conn.. trying to sell at auction a wagon which cost him $350 several years ago, found that nobody would bid more thai $5 for it. Rather than sell it to ansbody at that: price, he took the wigon to the city dump, pulled it to pieces, threw the bolts in various directions, made a pile of the wheels, placed the rest of the wagon on top, sprinkled kerosene all over set it afixe, and left the dump, satisfied that no one would get bis wagon for a song. Of the 148,000 doctors in the United States, it has been calculated, 133,200 own automobiles. Old coins have been found which show that the art of die-making was known to the Greeks as early as 800 B.C. appeared in the | Ya ‘ds him confl- able accent, 4