The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 25, 1920, Page 4

ee et Sf OHBE ate? At Ge brit emis ape eR ommazs Mntered at the Postoffice, Bism N. as Becond Bismarck, mn latter, GEORGE D. MANN - - ° : . Editor Forei sentatives G, LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette B! Kresge Bldg. MITH Fifth Ave. Bldg. Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of-all news credited to it or not otherwice in this paper and also the local news published herein. ‘ ‘All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE by carrier, per year...... 7.20 by, mail, per year (in Bis os Daily by mail, per year (in state outs ck) 5. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota..........++ 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Nb A BUSY MONTH August, month of sweltering heat and of lazy living. Apex of the silly season! Enemy of pep! Month of drowsy days and hot, sleepless nights! _-The poets have little‘of good to say of it. , ‘(And yet few months present such a. record of substantial, epoch-making achievement as this same lazy August. aS On August 11, 1807, Robert Fulton successfully sailed his. first steamboat. On August 15, 1914,/the United States opened ; the Panama canal to navigationfl On August 7, 1858, the'first cabale message was flashed across the: Atlantic. ; On August 28, 1818, the first transatlantic steamboat was launched. Each of these August achievements was a land- mark of human progress, but August’s otherwise brilliant, record was badly marred on August 1, 1914, when the Kaiser declared war, on civilization and the train of evil he started has not stopped yet. es ee a SE a _ By gum, another peace ship wouldn’t go bad right now. MOTHERHOOD Men fave talked, poets have sung, artists have painted, sculptors: have glorified the dignity of motherhood. And let it go at that. It has remained for New South Wales to create the first “Ministry of Motherhood” in the world. One of the first acts of the newly elected Labor government was the creation of such a cabinet office, charged with the duty of making provi- ‘sion for mothers and children who are forced to enter industry to make a livelihood. One of the duties ‘of: the new. ministry is..to administer the law endowing motherhood. New South Wales thinks that if a mother bears a large number of children, she has performed the most valuable sérvice possible to the state and she is to be compensated by endowment. Instead of talking about “race suicide” and de- ploring small families, New South Wales has de- cided to do something practical about it: If not to»make' it worth while to raise large families at least not to penalize them. . : Definite details of the proposed new law have not been worked out, but it is tentatively pro- posed that a workingman’s family having eight children, for instance, would have all but the first two subsidized in the form of an endowment paid to the mother, the money for which purpose is to be-obtained from a graduated tax on in- comes, to the extent of some $25,000,000 annually. It is a logical conclusion of the principle on which the ‘public schools were established—that the community is and should be responsible for the welfare of its children. rY Sea PORE EY WORE If you move to save rent the van man will get you. WHICH END.OF LIFE? “Grow old along with me. The best is yet. to be— The last of life, for which the first was made.” i The Hebrew story tells of a wonderful garden in which man lived, all free from toil and pain, at the very beginning of history ; and the Greek poet sang of a Golden Age, placed, like Eden, in the distant past. But the modern man sees the Golden Age in the future and his poet sings of “* * * one far-off event ' To which the whole creation moves.” Both pictures appeal. Eden is like the wonder- ful home of a happy childhood, seen through later years of care and trouble. In reminiscent moods one turns back to it with yearning and sees it all in rosy colors. What a pity to have lost it! Pro- gress appeals to hopeful world-compelling youth that feels its powers and asks only time to make the future glorious.’ And what one pictures for himself in the past.or in the future one pictures for the race. Hencé Eden at one end of time and some splendid goal of evolution at the other. i WS Mite eich Pete BL There is no deprivation quite so hopeless as having nothing to growl about. ‘Lawson introduced Frenzied Finance but that has been replaced by Ponzied Finance. Wm. G. McAdoo is to, stump, the country, for | contemplated he should have or exercise in peace Cox. He has frequently said that a man’s real friends would do-allthey could to move him from the White House. SHORTAGE OF TEACHERS This state, in common with the whole country, has been and is still suffering from a shortage of teachers. Thousands of children have been de- prived of their right to an education because the schools of their communities were closed for want of teachers. The actual shortage of teachers is not the only trouble htat is affecting the schools. This short- age has made it possible for untrained and poorly prepared people to break into the ranks of the teaching profession, and today more than half of the teachers of the United States have had no professional training whatever. We need more teachers to be sure, but we need better teachers, and the only way to secure better teachers is to insist that young people shall fit themselves for the work of teaching before they begin to prac- tice on our children. The day of the teacher is coming, if it has not already arrived. Graduates of normal schools are in demand, and are receiving good salaries. Con- ditions in the teaching field have improved so much that young men are being attracted to the} profession, and we may expect the number of men }' teachers to increase greatly in the next few years. Those who are looking forward to teaching will if they are wise, secure the very best preparation for their chosen calling and so will be in line for the rewards that are sure to come to those who make teaching a real profession. ' Five North Dakota normal schools are ready to give the young people of this state professional training. These normal schools ought to be filled to capacity this fall. Young man; young woman, why not teach? Ciso, Tex., has 7,422 population;/according to the census. Some people thought Ciso was a fish. Captain Amundsen has started on a five-year north pole expedition. Maybe he’ll run across Doc Cook. - 4 | a What’s become of the longhaired inventor who was going to make cheap alcohol fuel out of potatoes? New York is infested with loft robbers. Have the old second-story workers graduated into a higher class? Cox says that common sense will put an end to wars. At all events it’ll put an end to his Presi- dential aspirations. Charles Ponzi, who made big profits out of lit- tle investments, may go back to making little stones out of big ones. After Congressman Caraway had received 75,- 000 votes for senator from Arkansas, his rival, Senator Kirby, con-seed-ed his election. “EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinions of The Tribune. Pag Sly 2s ve both discussed im sented here in| order vhat our readers aides of im) issues which are being the press of the day. \A PRE-ELECTION CLUE. Republican leaders: at national headquarters in Chicago are much pleased with the results of the California registration for the August primaries. Republican registration is said to be three times that of the Democrats and represents the major figures in every county. : Deductions are more or less speculative, but it would seem a reasonable conclusion to draw from the returns that the Democracy of California cherishes little hope of repeating its ‘performance of 1916, when Mr. Wilson carried the state by a plurality of nearly 4,000. Another indication of the registration is that the Republicans are unit- ed in the coast state as they had not been before since the presidential election of 1908. by There is, perhaps, considerable significance in the fact that voters were so ready to state-their party affiliations on registering. It suggests positive convictions and an early making ‘up of the minds of the voters as to what they intend to do at the polls in November. : It is not difficult to understand if it be true that the great bulk of voters already have made their decisions as, between the parties. Mr. Harding has declared that his one great hope and ‘wish is that the country shall get back to repre- sentative government through party. Mr. Cox has made as the dominant issue of his campaign the ratification of the peace treaty with its league covenant—with no reservations that “would im- pair its essential integrity.” : The whole league question has been threshed out in and out of the Senate. Every intelligent voter should have been able to form a rather definite opinion of his own on the subject. His choice has been made easier by Mr. Cox’s frank espousal of the Wilson side of the controversy. Moreover, there must be comparatively few voters who do not have a clear understanding of Senator Harding’s meaning about representative and party government. It has to do with a presiden- tial usurpation of greater authority that the Con- stitution and the spirit of American institutions times.—Minneapolis Tribune. BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE. - ' +} WEDNESDAY; AUG. 25, 1920 EVERYTHING MUR ¢ ~ COUNTRYS GREATEST YODELERS = IDE BUT THE ~ TAXES DEMOCRATICy" “SHOW ‘CROWD RELICS OF GREAT WAR EAGERLY SOUGHT ATT FRENCH MISSION OFFICE Big Bertha Is the Great Prize in the Distribution Made of Instruments of Warfare New York, Aug. 25.—Thousands of war trophies brought from the bat- tle fields of France for use during the Liberty Loan and pther drives are be- ing distributed at the warehouse of the French, mission here. The. muater- ial includes guns of all kinds uscd by the French, British and Germans, cavalry swords, cuirasses, shells and soldier equipment. Large demands for trophies have come from inland cities according to Major Jean Malye, director of the Bu- reau of information, Direction Gen- erale Des Services Francais Aus Jit- ats Unis, now in this city. One of the largest single collections, with the exception of that given to Washington for the National Museum, was presented to the Army and Nav; Club of America. The trophies w:ll be preserved in a suitable envircn- ment to be included in the plans for; the new $3,000,000. club, house That is to be erected in honor of the offi- cers killed in the war. French Stores. The collection of 50 pieces is: made up of cannon, flame throwers, trench mortars, machine guns, _ bayonets, rifles, swords, cuirasses, wire cutting machines, trench «stoves brasiers, marmites, shells and shell. baskets, marine signal flags and other. inter- esting and valuable trophies. The selection was made by Captain Adrian Duane Doty, U. S. Signal Corps, rep- resenting the club. Tanks and German field pieces weighing from one ton to ten recent- ly have been. given to cities like Chi- cago, St. Louis, Chattanooga and oth- ers as far away as Texas. : A huge German listening post has been given to Bloomfield, N..J. Mont- clair received a whippet tank, while the National Museum at Washington was awarded a large 16-man tank. Other yaluable pieces were sent to Washington including an airplane, sample pieces of all the foreign artil-. lery used during the war, uniforms and field kitchens. Big Bertha Prize. The prize of the collection, a Big Bertha, was claimed by Mr. Kisco, N.| Y., and will be placed in a prominent} position there. The: State University. of Baton Rouge, La., has requeste‘ the immediate shipment of a German min- nen werfer. Chattanooga has been given a German: 150 millimeter gun weighing three tons. The Chicago collection was chosen by Colonel BE. M. Marr. It will be shipped to that, city within the next few days, Sergeant F. Aneth, French, Army, who has been in charge of the material for two years announced. An idea of the demands made for tro- —————aSSS ASPIRIN Name “Bayer” on Genuine “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” is gen- uine Aspirin proved safe by millions |’ and prescribed by physicians for over twenty years. Adcept only an un- broken “Bayer package” which con- tains proper directions to relieve Headache, Toothache, Farache, Neu- ralgia, Rheumatism, Colds and Pain. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost few cents. “Bayer packages”. Aspirin is trade mark Mayer Manufacture Monoacetic- | The Stover Striver. Druggists also sell larger |. phies, he said, could be gained from the fact that more than 3,000 French helmets and an equal number of uni- forms had been disposed of. To_ various. posts of the American Legion ‘field pieces have been given. All requests ‘are filed at the office of} the director general, 65° Broadway j before permission is given to inspect, and select. the trophies. - JUST JOKIN It’s Due Him “Gone in, for politics, have you? Want to.see what good you can do the country?” “Bless you, no! Want to see what good the country can do me!”—Syd- ; ney Bulletin. * Dull Times. * “What is yout favorite book?” asks the humorist of the Kansas City Star. “My bank book,” was his friend’s re- ply, “but_even’ that is lacking in. in- terest these days.”—The Otis Ex- change. % o— & The Camoutlage Age. Ethel: Who was that new girl 1! saw you with: last night? Jack: “That wasn’t a new girl. \That was my old girl painted over.— How to Learn “Say, old man,” said a friend to a golf player, “what is the best way to learn to play golf?” ‘ “Well,” replied the other man, “take a couple of dozen balls, a wheel- barrow load of mud and forget that you ever went to church.”—The Globe. ; . ' Prepared for Travel “Will you. “accept this portfolio?” inquired the Berlin cabinet-maker. “I don’t know,” replied the cau- tious statesman. ‘Times are uncer- EVERETT TRUE i| HEALTH ADVICE HOO-HOON | Now, MRS. TRUE } THINK OF ANY THING You WANT TODAY 2 tain, maybe you'd better make it a suitcase.”—Washington star. And Gather the. Nickels Friend—It must be a hard job be- ing president of a traction company nowadays. Traction President—No; Easiest thing in the world. I just lie back and watch the strikers and the re- ceivers fight it out—QJudge. > | BY UNCLE SAM, M. D.. Health Questions Will Be An- swered if Sent to Information Bureau, U. S. Public Health Service, Washington, D. C. | | > —1 Q. I can’t pronounce well.,the let- ter “R.? and it often sounds more like “G.” When: I was small I did not mind it. But now, at the age of 22 I suffer mentally very much from the above defect. Is there any remedy, or is there none? If there is, please advise. Sincerely, “H.” A. The inability to pronounce a particular letter of the alphabet may be due either'to some inherent de-, fect of articulation or the result ofa habit acquired in childhood, which has persisted in, adult life. If the lat- ter is the case, the writer's self- con- sciousness will accentuate the inabil- ity to pronounce the letter in ques- tion just as it causes the stammerer to stammer worse than usual. The writer should bear in mind that the inability to pronounce the letter “R” is not particularly: important since the letter is quite frequently si- lent in the speech of southerners. Q. Please give some information about the “monkey gland” and “sheep gland” treatments. Do they do what is claimed for them? Can you give me the address of a specialist in these treatments? A. The administration of surgical implantation of monkey or sheep glands is not satisfactorily establish- ed as a sound method of treatment. Bv Condo I'M GOING DO KOU acidester of Salicylicacid. | | | wide . [FRANK DANFORTH “GAN EAT ANYTHING AND FEELS FINE “I weighed mysclf just the other day and am fifteen pounds heavier than I was the day I started taking Tanlac, and after what it has done for me I am glad of the opportun- ity to tell what a remarkable med- icine I think it is,” said Frank Dan- forth, of Enver Grove, St. Paul, Minn., Mr. Danforth is‘ well known in Sr. Paul, where he has lived all his life, and is a member of the Western Star Lodge, No. 2, Albert Lea Chapter nf Masons, and also of the Car Inspec- tors union. “For fifteen years I had suffered from stomach trouble, and finally got so I never ate any breakfast at all confining myself to a glass of milk and cup of hot water, and could eat very little or nothing‘ at other meals. Everything I ate caused me to have a heavy distressed feeling in my stom- ach which would continue for hours, and gas would form so bad I could hardly get my breath. I also suffer- ed with heartburn something awful, and many a night I was in such agony on account of it I had to get up and walk the floor. I was so nervous I would jump at the least sound out of the ordinary, and it was almost impossible for me to get a good night's sleep. Then, too, I was troubled so much with constipation I had to be taking some sort of laxative all the time. In fact, I was in such bad shape and so weak and run-down I do not see how in the world I managed to keep going. “I had been reading so much about the good Tanlac was doing others 1 made up my mind to give it a trial. The first bottle seemed to go right after my troubles and they began to rapidly disappear. Today my recov- ery has been so complete it seems almost too good to be true. My di- gestion was never better in my life and I don’t have to worry over what I have to eat, for everything agrees with me perfectly. I am never trou- bled with gas, am no longer bothered with heartburn and my nerves are in such fine condition I can sleep like a log every night. I get up every morning ready for a hearty breakfast and go off to work feeling fine. I am no longer constipated and am enjoy- ing the best health every way I have in years.” Tanlac is sold in Bismarck by Jos. Breslow, in Driscoll by N. D. and J. H. Barrette, in Wing by H. P. Ho- man and in Strausburg by Straus- burg Drug Co. —advt. ——————————— aS ome experimental work has _ been done, but the results thus far do not warrant the extravagant claims which have recently been given wide news- paper publicity. If you are weak and run down, consult your local physi- cian and see if he cannot help you. | With the Movies | _With the Mov ——+ ELTINGE “Every Inch a Lady,” is the ver- dict of those who have seen Julian Eltinge in the leading Feminine role in his latest: picture, “An Ad- venturess” which plays tonight at the Theatre named-in his honor. % And he puts feminine charm into every inch. He lifts his:shoulder as a. lady ‘should; he walks with her langorous femine motion; he flirts lazily with his fan; he puts his hand to his -hair with that artless fem- vinines. grace that characterized wo- an since Eve. ‘ “How did he get that way?” When he began to make his living by impersonating a woman, he would practice a certain twist of the wrist, an illusive turn of the body, in front of a mirror for hours at a time. He watched and directed the play of every muscle. He took, and still takes, a special course of training to make his figure what it is today. He put women under a magnifying glass to find just wherein her charm lay—and, he says, he is making fresh discoveries all the time. \ INDIAN TRIBES HOLD CORN DANCE Kendrick, Oklahoma, Aug. 25.—Old members of the Sac and Fox Indian tribes are making preparations to hold their annual green corn dance. The seremony will be held on the Greyeye farm and will last three days. Hundreds of bushels of green corn have been stored in the tribes’ gran- aries to be served as an offering. The dance is held to:give thanks to the Great Father for a pentiful yield. Ko- mahtokemah will be master of cere- monies, and has, called all of his fol- lowers to be present. More herrings are eaten than any Oopher kind of fish. 4s Your Blood ing For Starving Want of Iron? Withoot Plenty of Iron Ea Your Blood a Don’t Got the Strength and lourishment Out cf the Food YouEat cj When over-work, lack of sleep, improper $700,274 impure air sap the iron from your Pioed and make you feel weak, nervausy Featable and outof-sorts, it is ‘important that vou should at once put more iron inta four blood. “Without iron the blood loses he power to change food into living tissu ae therefore nothing that you eat does yor Ee Proper, amount “of good because yor ‘ont get the full strength out of it. Your He merely passes through your systent ike corn through a mill with the rollers ea Ride anart that the mill can't grind. Bs. ‘ause of this steady starvation of the blood and nerves people often became weakened, fired-out, nervous and rundown and fre- Quently develop all sorts of symptoms. But moment crranic iron—Nuxated Iron—is qupplied a multitude of dangerous symptoms gisappear in most cases, the flesh becomes. andthe cee fe their strength of healt! ii were pale and sickly Inoking. eee ‘0 matter what other so-called remedies You may have tried, if you are not sttonge Sigorous, hearty and well, sou owe it to qn to make the following test: Sce ow Tong you can work or how far you cit Falk without becoming tired. Next. tak> fwo five-grain tablets of ordinary Nuxated Tron three times per day after meals for two weeks. Then test your strength again and see for yourself how much you have Rained. You can ontain Nuxated Iron 3pur druggist on the distinct understan z you ate not -fully gsticce noney wally vecunces 2 Sed m & sy @ wt Seg Je oe "@