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4 F: 343 De HE MEPES StH ot “old BOOKS aid ‘old ‘plays. PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second $ Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN . f . Editor be Foreign resentatives G, LOGAN PA’ COMPANY Marqosts Bld rege Bi t. age Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORE * e - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. —<—<$< <_< The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for pablication of all news credited to it or not otherwise eredited in this paper and also the local news published ‘All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. y MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.......... + 6$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). +. 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota............ 6.00 THE' STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1878) > WHERE WILL YOU BE? A national bank has compiled statistics which show that, 40 years hence— Out of every 100 healthy young men now 25 years old, 36 will be dead, 1 will be rich, 4 will be wealthy, 5 will be working to support themselves, and 54 will be dependent upon relatives, friends or charity. it Forty years hence! Sounds unbelievable, doesn’t it? Yet it is proved by the records of one of the biggest, most reliable banks in the middle west. —, '. See America now—before railroad rates go up! var'd 4 : MAKING GOOD There are ‘many different ways of making good. Great artists, scientists, inventors, jurists, doctors, deserve the world’s respect and get it. But there is'a fashion in such matters, and in the world today the thing that people strive for most is money, not to supply their needs, but to prove their power. And’so there is:no end to the amount that those who play the game will strug- gle to amass. Now a man can create wealth by attacking Na- ture with..improved, appliances, “making two blades of grass grow’where oné grew before,” or “he can simply take it‘from his fellowmen without “creating anything.**It'makes' a‘ difference which, for the first enriches the world. But a cheap ‘man does not: know the difference. He simply sees the prize and grabs for it. And so he exploits his fellows if he can, and then asks them to re- spect him for doing it. And after awhile they gen- erally do. . And thus the game ‘goes on, class warring against class and nation against nation—all for the cheap satisfaction of saying: “I am the king of the castle. Get down, you dirty rascal.” Jesus said, “I am amongst,you.as one that serveth.” But he had no money. So those who play the game believe that he really made good? Even with his recent defeat, General Wood has it all over General Villa for political safety. PICTURES WITH PUNCH Best sellers are not being --written rapidly enough for the producing companies of the silent || drama. And so the big directors are looking for other ideas. They must be finding them for they tell us that “Deserted At the Altar” will be reeled out in the east soon. = And the chances are that the rising generation, following plenty of sugar and sirup of the best sel- lers in screen drama form, are ready for a little bit of the blood, thunder, punch and pep of the Gee;;wouldn’t you like to see “Across the’ Pa- cific” on the,screen? Or that dime noyel classic, “Deadwood Dick,” with, the rolling western coun- try, the wild Indians and the stage holdups, with the messenger throwing down the express box containing the $500,000 And wouldn’t it be forth while to spend an hour in the home of the silent story with *Wedded, But No Wife,” trip- ping through the camera? Just think of Bertha M. Clay titles, and her “millions of readers of long ago that ar¢ potential patrons of the movie house now! Wouldn’t these titles drag them in! “Wife in Name Only,” “Her Soul at Stake,” “Gladys the Governess,” “The Manor Mystery,” “Who Murdered Lord Ralban?” As a woman has said: “Give the women a good hot mystery, a wild, wild love affair, a drowning in the old mill pond at midnight and you'll catch and hold their interest.” That goes for the men, too. There must be thousands who'd like very much to see the screen version of “Nellie, The Beautiful Cloak Model!” i More baby wars than war babies came out of the World War. . The roots of evil are said to be in bad teeth, so experts ‘have been examining the molars of Sing Sing convicts to learn the cause of their crimes. New census figures, showing 105,000,000 popu- lation, will result automatically in 69 more con- gressmen—on top of the present oversupply of If Mitch Palmer can be prevailed upon not to interfere with coal prices, they may go down. Will someone kindly inform the butcher that the wholesale price of beef has been going down for some time now? The association which proposes to eliminate the cockney dialect in London should get some advice from the American Anti-Slang Society before tackling the job. EDITORIAL REVIEW not express the epinions of The Pripune. They are pre- sented here in order vhat our readers may have both eedes of Ina jortant. isease which are being discussed im CONJURING WITH A NAME Far be it from us to censure the Democratic management for its quite obvious intention of capitalizing to the utmost the name of Roosevelt on its national ticket. On the contrary, it must be set down as a shrewd move, albeit it is a play to the assumption of ignorance. Undoubtedly Roosevelt is a name to conjure with, politically. Yet it suggests two interesting reflections :-The ‘Democrats who are rolling the name over their tongues with loving unction are many of them the same men who, while the Great American was alive, employed those tongues to deprecate and even vilify him. And if that great Ameri- can were now alive, how energetically he would bend his ‘powerful effort to defeat the ticket on which that name appears andthe party which cunningly seeks to reincarnate him in his name- sake!—St. Paul Pioneer Press. SEALING THEIR LIPS. No autocracy in Washington, The notice that follows has been posted in all the bureaus and di- visions of the postoffice department in Washing- ton and elsewhere throughout the United States: The attention of the department has been called to many circulars and letters issued by persons connected with the postal service which contain erroneous statements and are not based on facts. The postal service is con- ducted in the interest of the public, and the public is entitled to correct information at all times regarding this branch of the govern- ment service; and the department will gladly and willingly furnish such information. Em- ployes of the postal service, in making any statement about the postal establishment) or its service, who make false or slanderous ‘statements will, be summarily dismissed from the service. Postmasters and officers of the service will be held responsible for the en- forcement of these instructions. , That is Postmaster General Burleson’s idea of postal efficiency—gag the men. of the service, that they may not dare to talk of the rottenness in the service. Those who do so talk will,be dis- missed summarily—without trial, without hear- ing. Men in the postal service have been talking; beyond any doubt they have talked. Better than the postal employes, no others can know how bad the Burleson administration is and all that Burle- sonism means. Ask the first postal employe you meet, should you know him well enough to have his confidence, and from him you will get a round, unvarnished tale of the inside of things. The postmaster general seems to conceive that if he can gag men in the service, and kick them out sum- marily when they talk of him and his crew of mis- fits, the country will not know how wretchedly it is served.—Ft. Wayne ‘(Ind:): News and Sentinel. EFFICIENCY IN FARMING Secretary Meredith recently was asked to ex- plain some specific instances of the benefits farm- ers are receiving from the department of agricul- ture. Among the many he mentioned of outstand- ing interest is the remunerative ‘utilization of corn cobs which for years were.considered worth- less except for use in kindling fires. Chemists have discovered that at least half a dozen products may be derived from the cobs and plans are being developed by the department to turn this by-product of the farms into a valua- ble commodity. The United States produces near- ly 20,000,000 tons of corn cobs a year. Out of each ton, according to Mr. Meredith, 30 pounds of furfural can be manufactured at a cost of only. 20 cents a pound. Furfural is a basic interme- diary in dyes and has been so rare that it has sold for as much as $20 a pound. On this, basis the value of America’s cob crop, if manufactured into this one chemical, would amount to an enor- mous amount. This is only one proof of the value of the scien- tific investigation and efforts to promote crop im- provement by the department of agriculture. Many more are mentioned in the official’s state- ment. Apparently great opportunities lie ahead of our agricukurists. Efficiency has made man- ufacturing industries much more profitable than they were a decade 4go. The improvement ‘in | that branch of endeavor has been developed thru extensive investigation, Agriculture, our great- est idustry, has not kept up the pace set by manufacturing. In the face of labor problems and the need of greater financial returns the im- portance of efficiency and less wastefulness be- come apparent. The department of agriculture can render a large service in educating the coun- try to utilize more fully its by-products and val- | uable crops,—Cleveland, Plain Dealer. BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUN! [oa ne tee ttn cn te ttn WHY NOT THE OTHERS, TOO? TUESDAY, AUGUST 17, 1920 GEE, THESE © SUCKERS ARE BTW ss pay Washington, Aug. 17.—Is La Fol- lette to:run as a,Third Party candi= date afterall? Pepm a telegram just received: here: Goks as if the an- swer: might:be. yas." The wire comes from: Michigan .dnd reads: “Liberal Party successfully launched in Mich- igan tonight+Petitions being filed— Funds raised+-Committees appointed. State convention ‘will be held soon and formal organfzation completed— People here enthusfastic.” ‘All of which appears to mean that the Forty-Highters, have _ persuaded La Follette to‘runsas a “Liberal Par- ty” candidate anyhow. Which may mean that the Farmer- Labor Party ,. candidate, Perley P. Christensen,; Will withdraw. Shortly after his ‘nomination in Chicago Christensen said he would withdraw if La Follette could be induced to en- ter the race. * A lemon, between the jaws of a lemon squeezer yields. a liberal amount of juice to the first firm squeeze. . The juice is there: and it doesn’t take much pressure to bring it out. As the pressure increases the juice does not increase in proportion—a very hard squeeze produces only a moderate amount of juice. ,and after awhile the juice stops flowing ex- cept for a few stragling trickles. — It’s the same way with raisjng transportation’ rates — freight passenger —railways and traction companies. The first vigorous in- crease in rates squeezes out a con- siderable revenue. ~ But as the ‘rates are sharply in- creased the income is not increased in proportion. In’ fact, a point is soon reached where: there is no in- crease and after that the revenue falls off. The rate becomes “prohibitive.” The passenger—if it be a street car Mr. Charles Grewe Tells How Cuticura Healed Pimples “Thad pimples and itching enough to set one crazy. My face, neck, ‘armaand back were covered ‘ with pimples and they \ %) later became an entire sgale so that I looked horrible. Twas ashamed of myself. Many nights I did not sleep, and _I soon became nervous. The pimples were hard and red, and were very large, and I scratched the parts affected, ‘saw an advert t about Cuticura Soap and. Ointment so I sent for a freeeample. I bought more, and Iused four cakes of Cuticura Soap and two boxes of Cuticura Ointment which healed me.”” (Signed) Charles Grewe, 215 South Sth St., Steuben ville, Ohio, Mar. 27, 1919." * How to Have a Clear Skin Having cleared your skin k it clear by using Cuticura Soap and Ointment: for every-day toilet pur- poses andCuticura Talcum to powder and .perfume... Bathe with Cuticura and’hot'water, using plenty of soap, best applied with the hands which ts 8 wonderfully. If signs of pimples, fedness or rough- meas ate, ent touch lightly with Cuticura Ointment before bathing to soothe and ae ely and| GERMANY IMPORTS ARTICLES AS POOR SUFFER Berlin, August 17—Since the rais- ing of the, blockade, Germany has im- ported 10.000,000,000 marks’ worth of silks, perfumes, chocolates, oranges, cigarettes and other luxuries from abroad, and the poor are clamoring | for oatmeal and condensed milk, ac- cording to German advocates of “the simple life.” A new movement ' known League for the Regenerating of Ger- many, which preaches plain living and high thinking a return to old- time. simplicity, coupled with a re- vival of intelléctuality as opposed té the crass materialism of the present day, has been started here. ‘It depre- cates the daily issuance of 26,000,000 marks in paper currency by the gov- ernment. <i An appeal is made to the ‘people to l company—walks to ‘save the eight cents. Of.if it be a railway company the traveler stays: at home, or con- fines his trips to bare necessity. The jobber takes his salesman otf the road and does business by mail. The freight seeks a local: market or gets itself distributed by automo- | bile trucks. Or it may even rot-on the ground or line in the warehouse unused. No matter how hard a squeezed lemon is squeezed it will not give juice. - _ The other end of this proposition is illustrated by the excursion. Spe- cial low rates are made—large extra equipment is brought into uséand by carrying a thousand persons for half the rate the company makes as much money as it would make by carrying 500 people for double the rate, and in the second illustration it has given service, which, after all, is one of the purposes’ for, Which stich */Concerns' exist. f i cp 2 ee ; Yes, Mr. Ultimate Consumer, you are the lemon." Ke EVERETT TRUE GooD MORNING MmsteeR TRUS, No, as the, jthat’ it has the. official: XES, (TS A BEATTIFUC DAY — “WE'VE BEEN HAVING LOVELY WEATHER CATELY—! XESTERDAT WAS A ‘ WOMAN IS MADE — OFFICE MANAGER The Rusk Radiator Co., Fargo, N. D. has a new office manager— a woman, Miss Almeda LaFleur. “Why riot??? asks F. L. Wat. kins, Pres., Dakota Business Col- ‘ lege, Fargo, N. Do of whichschool Mass LaFluer is a graduate. ‘‘We constantly get more calls for trained ~help than we can supply, both men and women. We eapect to be called | on for 1000 or more students during | the coming school year.’” an 7Join the 1000 Club and ‘Follow the Zucce$$ful.’’ Fullterm Sept. 1. Write F. L. Watkins, Pres., 806 Front St, Faryo, N. 1D poker can be worked out in this me- thod. Thus Major Mostyn places the Duke of Desborough in his power. He ‘ruins the duke, separates him from his wife and causes Clipstone, the duke’s horse, to be sold. BISMARCK “The tussle has been so real that both combatants were too exhaust- ed and groggy to hold still enough for a good photograph.” This is the apology that Jacques Jaccard, director of “Desert Love,” the intense western drama which is coming to the Bismarck theatre to- morrow sent with a set of pictures to the William Fox execution offi- ces in New York. It speaks elo- Auently for the immense realism of Tom Mix’s acting. The fight occurs jn,.and old, de- serted mill. Mix. hie “just crushed into the'place through ja window and immediately a terrific fight develops between him and Lester Cuneo, play- ing the’heayy. They fight for their lives, and Mix ‘also for the honor of the/ woman hé loves. Like infuriated beasts they rush at each other, and the struggle sweeps onward like a hurricane. Blood—real blood—flows from both men. _Little wonder that the director was unable to get ‘good “stills” after such an exhausting ordeal. raebmans aes | HEALTH ADVICE | | LUXURIOUS BY UNCLE SAM, M. D. - confine themselves to ‘the essentials of life — no more foreign-made or clothes or luxury foods, no more ex- 'pensive pleasure trips abroad; no} ». more costly presents. The promoters, among whom are ;former Finance Minister Count Roe- idern; the economist expert Walter ; Rathenau and a dozen’ well-known professors and social welfare work- ‘ers, emphasize that they are’not: as: cetics nor. prohibitionists. but that |they make a plain appeal to the com- mon sense” of: the : feople. to restrict their general ‘expeniifture “ ‘for “the usake of the Fatherland... 3 lt is claimed’ for the smovement that it is éntirely ; nonpartisan: and ndorsement | Health Questions Will Be An- | swered if Sent to Information Bureau, U. S. Public Health Service, Washington, D. C. 7 y SLEEPLESSNESS. During sleep, the circulation of blood through the brain is much di- dainished, and the constant stimula- fon’ of the brain cells from without veach otwer 'within, which oc- curs during the waking hours, is sus pended. “During this rest the in- dividual:cells:restore materials which their activities have dissipated and 80 prepare for the work of the next waking period. 1 Sleep is ‘thus absolutely essential rest; zthe nervous system. of the governmen}.,” t contractions of the heart, are least during sleep, and conse- quently more jrest is obtained for the organs involved than at any other time: | More's by ‘practice than by scientific experiment, it has been de- cided that eight hours sleep is the usual_requirement for good health— mgny persons are better off with 10 to!12' hours.’ Persons in good health’and of reg- ular habits rarely have’ difficulty in getting to sleep at night. Sometimes however, one goes to bed and lies there awake and wondering why he cannot sleep. Nervous agitation is 2 common cause, as it prevents the processes, described above, as opera: tive in producing sleep. Unsuitable temperature of room, too much or too little bed clothing are other caus- es, as one to warm or too cold is apt to be wakeful. Indigestion is some- times to blame. Measures to over- gome - such sleeplessnegs _involve avoidance of.the: catses—heavy night meals*when ‘geherally exhausted, or causes producing, ervous excite- ment at bedtime. ©.) \ : ~ Measures to. “overcomie sleepless- ness, due?to Indigestion, include evacuation of the bowels, and, if an overloaded -sfomach ‘causes distress, the emptying of the stomach by vom- iting. Fresh} air, through an open win- dow, is, always very desirable, and in cold weather {one nfust have suffi- cient, but not. too any, bedclothes to Kedp\warm.* YAK Constantly recurring sleeplessness may be due to other and more seri- ous causes, and @ person so afflicted + - ie i|. With the Movies, | | qt“ ELTINGE + ; A trick used’ by crooked gamblers is illustrated’ in ; “The ’ Sporting Duchess,” which will .be ‘shown. at the Eltinge theatre ‘tonight. The ptactice is very common and one that is checked only by exposure, It re- quires a confederate, a disinterested person, who moves about. the .room glancing at the various hands. He never speaks and is apparently un- concerned. At the proper distance he manages to signal to his partner in a manner that would me ynno- ticed. This ‘is done by placing the hand against the wall, on a table or. back of a chair. f f Two fingers together indicates, 9 pair, three together three of:a kind. and so on. The thumb and forefinger together, the forefinger separated from the middle finger and..the “last three fingers together would‘indicate a full house. Any combination in By Condo [FING DAY — L Don't must have careful examination by i physician. Q. Please give me information on how to care for convalescents from “stroke” or “shock.” A. These two conditions are en- tirely dissimilar, and it is very clear that what you really need is the ad- vice of a physician who has carefully examined the patient and is familiar with his condition. In cases of “stroke,” for example, everythng will depend upon .the character of the present symptoms, where there is Sank [Ts Sone To RAIN TOMORROW ! THAT'S A FAIR OUTLINE OF YouR USUAL CON- WVERSATION AND & WON'T! any paralysis, and if so what mus- clyes are affected, and whether the mental condition is fairly clear, or entirely cloudy. Paper flywheels are coming into general use. The tensile strength of -paper is enormous, hence its advan- tage over iron for this purpose. Ee = <5 GROCER THANKFUL “I had been sick nearly 20 years with stomach trouble and’ was slow ly starving to death as everything I ate caused terrible gas and pain and my food cid not digest. I was reduced to 115 pounds. vised me to take Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy about 4 months ago, which T did and now weigh 151-1bs.,, and can eat anything. I am very thank- ful for Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy.” Jt removes the catarrhal mucous from the intestinal tract, and allays the inflammation which causes prac- tically all stomach, liver and intes- tinal ailments, including appendicitis. One dose will convince or money re- funded at druggists ‘everywhere. ntinuous body activities, ' A friend ad- * on c3) ' i U