The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 16, 1920, Page 4

‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ° F latter. (GEORGE D. MANN . ° ® i Foreign: Representatives PA Sree a ea a Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class M: Editor € Isn’t the’ position of college professor below that of president? A Goshen, Ind., cave man won his title by cay- ing in four of his sweethéart’s ribs. "ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS _ / 4 % rom the audience -came ‘the ‘awed ery? x “My Gawd, its still rainin’ over there!”—American Legion Weebly, Soelal Economy “Bobbie, go over to the drugstore and get some castor oil.” “But mother, can we afford it??”— G. LOG: COMPANY ae CHICA’ OF pt It’s a lot more discouraging to “feel like 30 Judge. on ‘Marquette PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH cents” now than it did ten years ago. Making Phe Eviden : NEW YORE . . - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. Sa aa : tie «to He : ‘ The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use A pretty girl in a hammock would not fail to Wie sua clicking sound—wood- .: for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise > eredited in this paper and also the local news published All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are flso reserved. a MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year. oes $7.20 < Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........+-++ 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) INCOMES ‘Yuquality of income,” says Mr. G. Bernard Shaw, “is the only social solution.” He might as well have said equality of outgo. The argument against equality of income is the simple one of justice. It is apparent at once, is it not, that income should have some relation to service? In the productive callings of life, this is hardly open to argument. If a man works ten hours a day and produces a hundred loaves of bread, is he not entitled to more reward than the man who works one hour a day and producegja plate of fudge? In this case, as in all cases of production, the service is definite and the reward can be made accurate. It can be measured in hours of serv- ice, or in units of product. It is only when we come to the non-productive callings, .such as Mr. Shaw’s, that the question becomes difficult, par- ticularly difficult for Mr. Show, pleading for self- protection and an equality of income. For example, in the day of social justice, why, catch voters on a front-porch campaign. However, a coal famine may worry Amundsen less than it does those who stick to the temperate zone. i The captain of Shamrock IV sailed home on the Baltic. He couldn’t get a stateroom on the good ship Alibi. a The Prince of Wales may be the next challenger for the America cup. What! his ’is ’ighness going into trade? Whoever’s creating these new feminine styles is coming mighty close to infringing on some of Eve’s creations. a ae ae ee A coal shortage is threatened for next winter. Better subscribe for The Congressional Record and save the copies. The Prince of Wales is to hunt kangaroos from an automobile in Australia. What car? You know, the one that jumps. They’re having to use force to keep men from going over Niagara Falls in*barrels. Some men just naturally want to die “wet.” ; An advertisement says more eye-glasses are be- ing used than ever before. Women’s styles prob- ably have something to do with this. The closing of the woolen mills in the New England States is serious enough, but suppose the *I am speaking as one who has counted the contents of the pay envelope . from the viewpoint of the earner as weil as the employer”— [from Harding’s speech of acceptance] - ~ She—No, darling! It’s the man ta- king moving pictures | of your pro- posal to me, to be used in case I have to sue you for breach of prom- ise——Dallas News. | a ASN | With the Movies 3 s { ELVINGE Over $200,000 was spent in the pro- ion of “The Sporting Duchess,” which will be shown at the Eltinge theatre -tonight. The cast support- ting Alice Joyce is one of the larg- est and most talented that has heen gathered around the star in recent years. The company includes Percy Mar- mont, G. V. Seyffertitz and Capt. Lioyel Pape, a noted English player. who served with distinction in the Royal Flying Corps during the war. Several well-known jockeys appear in the racing scenes mounted on famous horses. The picture was taken in part at Stamford, Conn. Later the company moved to locations nearer New York an the big racing scenes were taken at the Fair Grouns in New Orleans uring the racing season in that city. Every effort has been made to give the production the English atmos- phere an to make the race a typical Derby. Every detail has been worked out by experts until it has-all the earmarks of a British prod ion. The American scenery and ‘archit ture lend themselves well to the Eng- lish atmosphere, many, old estates be~ ing replicas of some European man- or. e BISMARCK Beautiful Norma Talmadge further substantiates the statement that she is the best dressed woman on ‘the screen in her latest Select Picture, “The Way of a Woman,” which comes tonight. to the Bismarck theatre. |. should Mr. Shaw be allowed as high an income - as, say, the garbage-gatherer- The immediate answer which occurs to everyone is that he shouldn’t. The garbage man, like Mr. Shaw, is}; a non-producer, but he performs a real social service by removing refuse. Mr. Shaw, on the contrary, constantly dumps more refuse upon the Nevér has Miss- Talmadge been af- forded an opportunity to wear. so many. beautiful gowns, hats and wraps * —all creations of art—as she is in this latest’ picture, an adaptation of the famous Eugene Walter play. Bearing herself with | vomiting occurs, a mustard plaster maybe applied for a ‘short time over the stomach. Although friction may disturb the patient, it can be resorted to when heat cannot be supplied as indicated above. sheep should decide to grow no more wool? INTENSITY OF IRISH FEELING AGAINST BRITISH RULE SHOWN § Ohio will be fed up on notifications by the time the crowd gets through at Dayton and visits Germantown, where the dry candidate lives. aceident and is found ira condition Irish Volunteers Prevent Judges | of shock. Those who attend the! ing h . ii ildi: case should at once loosen the cloth- premises. | From Entering Buildings, to n-| Mise’ ‘Talma ing and make a rapid but careful ex-| @- I am a young woman who has how to wear them, Miss Taim: ae ’ i i H i H i : 5 a picture that would enchant | The garbage-man’s refuse is physical and real. EDITORIAL REVIEW old Courts Not Recognized’ ; amination to ascertain if hemorrh-| Pee” troubled ever since I can re- Pree aarcon inicio eoelan i It takes actual effort to get rid of it. Mr. Shaw’s = age exists or if some condition i3| Member with a hoarse and disagree-| In a navy blue tricotine dress, em- } refuse is mental, literary and superfluous. It takes | # not Comments reproduced in, thts column may or may {| Dublin, Aug. 16—Intensity of pub-| Present Which calls for | immediate able voice. Qther members of my] broidered in a Japanese design of ‘ * ff te it. Th Jd sented here in order \fjat our readers may have both lic sentiment in Ireland against Brit- action. for any reason it becomes mily have good voices. A throat heavy gold thread, this charming sta j no particular effort to accumulate it. e worl sides of important issuge which are being discussed im igh’! pulé/‘ta leviderte : nécessary to move the patient, his| specialist examined my throat and| preserts a picture of grace and ele- must be rid of its physical garbage, else the world D of the day. 4 le is evidenced by the actions | head should’ be kept as’ low if not| found the vocal chords in good: con-| sance. Another, one of the many q : ‘ 2 of the recently elected’ Sinn Fein lo- lower than the body to favor the| dition, I am quite nervous. Have |,beautiful dresses! that Miss Talm i sickens and dies, or at best lives under very un- THE SYMPATHETIC VOTE. cal councils. Westmeath ' County | flow of blood towards’ the brain. if! you heard of any similar cases caus-| wears in. “The yay: of a Womdu ; i an z ; Council 4 t pdssible, four persons should arrange| ed by nervousness? Do you think it] a white serge dress, large white pear pleasant conditions. But the world has more than] An analysis of some statistics on the member-| « th hds decided that, all’ the} to carry the patient to insure great-| can be cured after sucha long | buttons and a sailor collar of Kolins-— ~ j enough of literary litter. It groans under the hip of the N : i . ourthouses inthe county shall'be/ er protection. If the examination| time? If-so, how?—“M. M.” ky being its only trimming. i ‘ Ng S ship of the Nonpartisan league in various states closed and the government jofficials | indicates that a bone’ has abl; A. It f f : itful Y = ard i centuries of accumulation of it, so why should! o¢ the uni fi ‘ resident..in. them. evicted. been br Ed ke Bir Yetvin doubtful whether n ‘tet ” 0 e union, which have just come to The For-| The Iri - heen broken, a temporary splint] there is any form of treatment, which | 5D LAND TRACTS ! (otis (ia Mr. Shaw be rewarded for adding more to the sh x i e Irish Volunteers ‘have been] should be used to prevent the ‘move-| Would change the character of your \§ dump-heap? unt’s hands, reveals some very interesting facts ordered to’see ‘that fo judges are} ment of the fragments of, the bones|volcd It a throat specialist. has) =NBEARFT. YATES WV ‘ : regarding what might be called’ the “sympathetic the pur oa ster eee eee for| during transportation. Arriving at! round the vocal chords in good con- ¥ ey \ \ i vote.” beeen eae ae courts not| the place selected, .the clothing | dition, 1 believe it would be a. mis- -AREUPFORS ALE In Mexico the at hi i 1 . a 5 ‘ i Re atitean YY ibe Dal Bireann, or} should be quickly and carefully re-| take to undertake any form of treat- } in Mexico the atmosphere is never cool. The statistics show that there is a very substan-| ciis havel pessed resolutions 4b fratad [ eeolatachey ceThen tae Gaisck amauta teas worse: Buk ea hee roomie: aerinua | -Rbavat Aug. 16-—Some excep . < s t 2 | avoid delay. en the patient should] ters worse, but ci ious . Yates, Aug. <—Some excep- f 1 aNd Ruan ai " tial “sympathetic vote” in states where the league eoutetbutlons for the maintenance of| be placed In a warm’ bed if available | trouble. Causes gomne sBelous |. i malty: opportunities are being I ave the pennies and someone W) take care of | is not well ; army. : his head being kept low; blocks un- ‘ offered to land buyers in the coming \ che galaa tor ll known, or where it has been but recent- Take Milltary ‘raining. der/the ‘foot éf the bed ‘will-accom-| Q. Can a woman have a baby with | Indian land sales to be held Septem- e dollars for you. ly established, while in North Dakota the “sym-| , At Claremorris, county \Mayo, the | plish this. syphilis and not haye it herself? | ber 20 and October 20 ; 3 i local council hus, adopted <a» resolu- j i Fifty-two. new tracts of land in by es ‘The treatment now consists in ap- ‘plying warmth to the surface of the body and in carefully administering some form of internal stimulation. The first indication can be met by surrounding the patient with hot wa- ter bottles, or hot bricks, stones, et about the arms and legs, thighs ana body, but not about the head, for when reaction occurs, this added heat may favor a congestion of the brain. It must be remembered that the sen- A. It is not possible for a woman to have a syphilitic ‘child without be- ing ‘infected with syphilis herself. ~— © | JUST JOKING, | The Eternal Elements In the showing of a pictorial news weekly iit a movie house in San Di- pathetic vote” is almost negligible by comparison. In North Dakota we know the.league, and.we In North Dakota we know the league, and if we fight it, but few of us sit on the fence and vote for it while refusing to become affiliated with it. Here is the table showing the league member- ship in various states in the union: North Dakota are listed for the Oc- tober sale and fifty-seven in South Dakota. Twenty-six pieces of the i North Dakota land lie from Selfridge ¢ west. All of these are in a splendid farming country. There are several tracts offered for sale on the flat bordering the Cannonball river. Two or three quarters down in 129-79 on the Missouri flat are also listed. ‘ H The terms governing the sale are those of former sales tion appealing to all Irishmén (of mil- itary age ‘to undergo a ‘course of training-in the Republican army,; and will not give any position. in’ the} service of .the counvil to..men who have not undergone such training. In other places the loéal) ‘councils have decided to cut, off the water supply from the police and military barracks. At Enniscorthy, county Wexford, where this was done, the The size of a man’s head depends on the num- ber of cylinders in his car. If politics are the cause for all the rows in Europe we can look for the worst. Some men’s ideas of freedom go no farther than : Colorado .......... one auth q i ient i a bottle of beer and an electric fan. Idaho cae Miele coun Soca aad adel hy police Seas ate tee may bien without ‘the oa ae ides ot ee ai ae a with the, exception that $20 in addi } (au ae artic! ay cre a cture of two distinguish~ " a addi- Towa 3.497 and poldters. Indges, patient knowing it; therefore they |ed French generals rtding in an a:-| ton is sollecten for each sale when ’ . . eee eeee i S Se should be carefull: vate! Le AS ry te le. . ave-} approved by the Indian Departme: it. It's always the fellow with the private yach Kansas ......... Sige: wsecece one's) 5210 Meetings have been held through- plates wrapped: in Jahier Heyes ne Shai amtratiak we and alee : y enn who can tell you how to economize. : Mi * out Ireland for the purpose of se-) placed over the heart, and when| dripping from their hats Suddenly innesota . ceeceees 54,813 eons the judges who are to pre-| - aa HUMPHREY 9 rie 5 : Montana . side over the Sinn Fein parish i og t = *( Ss This.is the,time of, year to make certain that 22,007 courts. These courts have jurisdic-) MVKRETT TRUE By Cond the fly g A f Nebraska .. See 15,482 tion in all cases under 10 pounds in z OR a Eecuige emf on 0} ane fut tst of Dr. Humphreys’ Remedies for e fly swatters are in good repair. North Dakota 50,509 value, and it is.intended that. their AHA, SUGRET A, GUGRETT ¥ BEAT LOY LON TOWN HIS) internal and external use, mects the needs of ' \ , eee erccereree ' indges shall eventually. be elected by ( ' et my FAMILY'S AWAY AND I DON'T families for nearly every ailment from Infancy, S " : ; Oklahoma ... 2,520 the votes of the people in whose dis-} MORNIN v fA to old age—deseribed in Dr. Humphreys" Manual The reason men don’t wear short pants is be- South Dakota . 2 tute they operate. Pending the or-| |WANE TO STAY IN A BIG LONESOME Houss, SO aed tee see me cause they are not proud of their calves. ae ee 26,067 ganlaztion of cleo ae et EA CAMS. ‘gs 135% PARTIAL LisT - (>. +.) PEP A?) oe 2,703 the purpose they have been selected ' ‘, A , by a conference composed of the nt For , PRG Washington . 7 : 1. Fevers, Congestions, I As mother of presidents, Ohio will have to be ashing or. 10,842 members of the Dail. Eireann: for the 2) Woree, Worn Tevet Wisconsin ... 14,290 constituency, the members of the 3 ving, Wakefulness of Infants both joyous and sorrowful next November. i ‘County Council, one ' clergyman of ‘of Children and adults i rane each denomination from each’ barleh, PA eth sed Bronchitis j a y the members of the urban and rura! ‘oo! ie. Facenche, Neuralgia H And still they are not going back to the farm. Miscellaneous i ae councils, one representative of each 9. Hea . lek seinen! vero A alee Sasa # . * Deemer ence eens A Sinn Fein club, one member, of each 13.C 3 amacl xf 1 The price of vaudeville shows should be raised. f company of volunteers, and one rep- 13. CroupeH <2 Cough, Laryngitis resentative of ‘each trades union} 15. Rheumatism, Lumbago 234,659 . body. The judges so selected are to 16. Fever and Ague, Malaria ¢ 17. Piles, Blind, Bleeding, Internal, External 4 Why will men who make good through other people’s merits always pull this “self-made” stuff? act till December when there will be a regular election by ballot of the voters. At Limerick the police invaded a Sinn Féin court and seized.ithe pers, but scores of courts ‘ every day and interference.ja:not at- tempted becausé!'their time and place of meeting are usually,.kept. secret except to the parties concerned. In Some places, however,» courts are held as openly as the Kings'.courts. 19. taerh, Influenza, Cold in Head 20. Whooping Cough 21. Asthma, Oppressed, Difficult Breathing 27. Disorders of the Kidneys 30. Urinary Incontineace 34. Sore Throat, Quinsy 77. Grip, Grippe, La Grippe For sale by druggists everywhere, + HUMPHREYS’ HOMEO. MEDICINE co., Corner Williaia and Aun Streets, New York. In studying that table it must be remembered that: the league works on the theory that once a \ man is a member he is always a “prospect” at The fact there isn’t a Georgia peach shortage | least. Nobody is dropped from the books who has goes to prove that Georgia is still behind the} °nce sent in a check for membership. He may times. : ; Perel think he has “quit the league,” but he is carried along as a member, delinquent perhaps, but still The fellow who bet Ruth wouldn’t hit 50 home a possibility. \ runs this season doesn’t feel quite so easy in his} It will be noted from the foregoing table, that mind. in North Dakota the league has 50,509 members. The vote for Governor Frazier at the recent pri- mary was approximately 55,000. That means that the total political strength of the league is not 10 per cent greater than its membership.’ : In Minnesota, the league has virtually 55,000 AND YOU SCOLD YouR CI S Boy FOR BEING AFRAIO OF THE DARK } ~— HEALTH ADVICE BY UNCLE SAM, 'M. D. « = pavnmeDeeteRn ! By the time the census bureau has announced { all the populations it’ll be time to start another } census. Health Questions Will Be An- swered if Sent to Information Bureau, U. S. Public Health _ . Service, Washington, oc. } ci | | 0 — | | | | | ITS REAL Mr. Wilson will stay at the White House all|members, but Dr. Shipstead, its nominee for gov- Treatment of Shock, i summer. Possibly’to guard against some politi-|¢ror, polled 125,000 votes at the recent primar- eal: iepiesson ane ; ND Aare the nervous and circulatory systems either by a physical injury ora men- tal disturbance. The majority of cases dealt with are the résult of ex- tensive burns or other grave injuries, such as gunshot wounds and railway accidents. ~ ‘Electric, shock is also quite common. Severe shock may be produced by fright alone. As an illustration of the treat- ment, it may be supposed that a man has been injured an a@ railway i cian stealing it. ies, considerably bore than double the total mem- i see SSN bership of the league, while two years ago, C..A. | One watching a couple dancing the new dances | Lindbergh polled more than 150,000 votes when for prizes wonders why they work so hard for|the league membership was considerably smaller. such little money. Any class movement must’ ultimately unite all i 2s other classes against it, and the steady decline in ‘President de Valera has been appointed profes-| the “sympathetic vote” proves that fact—Fargo sor of mathematics at Maynooth College, Ireland, | Forum. ATTAIN AT quest...) . CUMBERLAND CHEMICAL CO.F BA $6) Berry Bloch, Nashvilletenn stad COSI PEGA SSS UJ : .