The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 9, 1920, Page 2

BISMARCK ‘DAILY TRIBUN MONDAY, AUGUST. 9,:1920~ SOVIET. LOVERS! SPEED DIVORGE AND. MARRIAGES ister Again—Divorced; Two Weeks’ Interval Necessary. UNIONS GUIDE LIFEWORK | New ‘York, Aug. Soviet Russia has solved its divor problem by in- troducitig the time ‘clock system into marriage. A Soviet pair desiring to marry go to the office set aside for the pur- pose, register their intention to be man and ‘wife and .presto! the mar- riage is/a Wy there’ i the two lat te a falling out between on, either“of the a grieved parties'gves back to the place | of registry and through’ the same motions, only this time registers— out. .” Property \of.. State. a \ The only obstacle raised between married folks and divorce is a delay of two weeks between the declaration of the desire and» the accomplishea fact. This is done to give quarrelers a chance ‘to’ regret their impulse to separate and ke up. Judge Harry M. Kisher of the Morias court of Chicago, who, to- gether with Max pine, a Socialist of this city, have returned from a pro longed stayin, Russia, told about the Soviet .martiage and divorce at the Hotel Claridge ‘today “What. about the children, judge,” we asked. “The *¢hildren are the property of the state,” car he ‘reply. “At call times , theoretically, at least, the state owns the children an} provides, for their maintenancé. “Doyou. mean, the government chooses‘ithe occupation of the young Russian’ and compels him to follow the calling ;selected ?” “That’s what. it amounts . to,” re- plied Judge Fisher. “The trade unions or sovets control all the occupations and into one or another of the trades Russian youth is cast. The choice ac- cation.’ Much Suffering. | Judge Fisher went to Russia on. a commission, sent out by the joint:d tribution committee for Jewish 1 H in this city. He found a great deal-on suffering there. He thought, howev- er, conaitions in Russia were in-prei ty good shape. He says he will ree- ommend an expenditure of $1,000,000 a month for relief in Russia alone. “The most property a Russian c: own in the land of Peter theVGre: 20,000 rubles,” continued thetjudge. | Judge. Fisher said.-that notwith- | standing this law. the peasants were | growing rapidly ‘rich, for their land was their own and everything they produced was taken off. their hands. They hoarded great’ bales: of paper morey and came to the city to, buy les‘ of clothing and food -deli-| cacies: : “As/85 per cent of the‘entire Rus- | TROUSE sian population belongs to the farm: er class, the Bolshevik experiment ; . "MRS, MA SOO ‘AND DAUGHTER, ELEE 's the way American “mothers ‘should n trousers—according to Mrs. Ma Soo. » Philadelphia.—Her dress. their daughters: Her daughter, Mis: may. be considered a suce: ed the judge. The pea: $ are not ‘ommunists, but they like. the “Bol- neviki tor having given .them-their land.” ; Here are rubles -aepound;’ black. bread, 450 ru- bles; white bread, 900 rubles; salt, 1.200 rubles a pound; one herring, ; WO rubles suit of clothes or pair of shoes, 75,000 rubles. , Harrowing Detail. / “T hear that the exceedingly youth. ful would-be soldier \who ran away | tovenlistin the, navy, hada brush with hig--mother.” “Yes; it was, so to speak; a hair brush encounter.” ATAU TT (HE KEENEST PALATE CANNOT DETECT “THE DIFFERENCE” MINNEHAHA aise) PALE and SPECIAL (42s) Is NOT a “near beer” that ferments AFTER drinking, but a thoroughly fermented by our new LAGERED BREW aged in the vats four months;-made from barley and hops ONLY, just like the brews of forty years ago; but afterward Patent Vacuum Process First operated Nov. 5, 1919, by us. ‘instead of COOKING by BOILING), the high wines-ONLY are removed, and not\one atom of brewing flavor, snap or aroma taken out: hence it is delighttully ‘ EXHILARATING ° ESET aY MTG SUPPLY YOURSELF WITH MINNEHAHA WITHOUT DELAY. GOLDEN GRAIN JUICE COMPANY, Minneapolis, U. S. A. We ship to any part of the U.S. oA AIVUETUTUTUTVUULCUUTT ATT BISMARCK BOTTLING WORKS: WHOLESALE DISTRIBUTORS. Order, Through Your Dealer \ Phone 427 ONE-HALF | MILLIGN © some of the prices. stuff | | sells for in Russia today: Meat, 2,000 RS FOR GIRLS MORE MODEST, SAYS CHINESE MOTHER Elee, always wears ’em. r Th are terribls,” she says, “and short skirts are immodest. tually is made by the ministry of edu- | Ghine&e fashions are far better for girls. Corsets are worse than | the Chinese binding of.the feet, and that is bad enough.” "assert. NOW FUEL’ FROM: THE AIR “American. corsets Our Western Writer Waxes Sarcastic Ov- er Certain Enthusiastic Projects in Contemplation, Two or three times a year, father, who. has ‘trouble getting fuel for his flivver, becomes gyeatly excited over the discovery. of some new kind of economic fuel that may be made out of spring water, or sawdust, but his hopes are always dispelled. Nothing further is heard about the swell fuel, and he continues to fight for his gas as usual, says the Seattle Post-Intel- ligencer, I Just now he is greatly excited over. another cheap fuel story, and this time right hére at home where he can; watch it, A Seattle man has been run- ning an engine on air, has installed it] on a newly devised dirigible airship and soon he expects to ascend from his Youngstown ‘airdome and remain aloft for six days and _ six. nights without coming back to eatth for fuel, food or water. He starts his engine with an electric battery, and’-begins at once to generate power from the air. After that he claims ta be able to. generate power, from air until his engine ‘years out. ‘i ‘The Seattle: airship ts fourteen! feet lotig and ten feet high, the upper_half being a gas chamber,,and the lower occupied by engine room ‘and bunks. There are. two propellers. Five pas- sengers may be carried, -and*the thing makes about: 25 miles an hour when pressed. Breakfast in Seattle, dinner in New York. Some story, eh? And father 1s greatly. excited about it. Now that we are making fuel out of alr we shall require to be more careful with it. With--general adop- tion cf the air. engine the great. waste heretofore apparent must be stopped. Look, for instance, at the, proaigal waste that goes forward at political conventions. Look at the windy nosts sapping up the oxygen, jand giving back nothing but. nitrogen? An air- ship propelled by an air engine would meet a vacuum .and have to come to earth-because of the lack of raw fuel in the atmosphere. The Youngstown fhventor has our most. optimistic friendship. We hope he makes his engine go. If he can win. out with it fuel for winter may be procured from the air; we may run the Seattle municipal street cars on air; and we may make our electricity for light-and power from it., We may practically tive on alr, ‘That is what fA select few have accomplished <in the past, and the habit should be made common, - Fontaine . Chateau-Thierry, that place which played such a promineht part in the world war, was the birthplace of Jean De La Fontaine, who entered this world on July 8, 1621. He was of a good family and, like many other youths of his station, was educated: for the priesthood. But the profession of a cleric was not to the liking of the dreamy, irresponsible boy, which chnyacteristics /he carried throughout his life. So, forsaking his career laid out by his parents, he became a happy-go-lucky Idler until his poetic talent. was awakened and he began to write. In his last years he became sincerely: religious. 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In, mind:he 4s-.akin], jg shown ju ; s ered “Hands up.” \ NEW BUSINESS toxMoliere, and with him these two! writ of certiorari to the inferfor cou They knocked Emil Kl Se men are the most widely liked French] ordering that the record of the case | ney, ms apa witha Me ite nics BOOMS ‘FLASHER ¥ »o ‘writers of the seventeenth century.. in question be sent up i aia on the head. Then they climbed over tl may be! reviewed and justice done to the mill work into the teller’s cages | : . % The Mean Bridegroom. all. concerned. - | and seized all the currency and gold hi ihe {own of ' Flasher has’ taken Bishop Benjamin Brewster said at they’ could: find, ignoring the: silver. | heart with tbe. excellent crops this -a wedding breakfast. in. Portland: ~ oo This amounte to about $20,000. - Senet thi arta on men life. Before “The meanest man T-ever heard ot] CHASE BANDITS Pal the, ear oe ee weekly newspaper, will ees ened - in my life was a Kansas farm hand. ~ vglises the gang then attempt 0! olectric lig sc Wh ed, He rang a Kansas preacher up at 12 WITH AIRPLANE jren the. bank vault. It was closed. gud tric light plant will he setablisties) o'clock one night to marry him, and ——. After. pureed Vegnstltation they eevee ' ‘ 4 iat ve dew ' acked out of the door with the em- = = ‘ are Se aed Sree Moline, Ill, Aug. 9.—An airplane ployes ite covered by their gums, | cesses seen 2 " ; dri by Lieut. F. C. jer’ and made their escape. “«absolutely,’ sala: the parson. SES Wiatl ioe A ee fala ‘ ve ‘They shot Charles Mohler, afatber,| For POISON IVY. use 4 “‘Spliced hard and, fast?’ a 1d allace of the Wallace Aviation | when he ran out of his shop across | piabab pales “Nothing but death,’ the parson ent: bot men heavily armed, Was| the -street to give the alan and P 5; Y sald, ‘ean break the. sacred tle which 5 ri ed in pursuit of the, six bandits! Mohler may die. Police arrived as’ y binds you-to this lady.’ oro ree ed the Moline. Commercial the handite were leaving, and a guri ~ : “You See unaplles - neatn, When last heard from the aviators attle ensued on the streets. ken sale at all Drug ‘Stores, parson, even if-you wanted, to? \| Were scouring . Henry and Mercer] ‘Tribuné Want Ad3’ Bring Results.’ , y. setnced- Its not satiated “No; the ceremony I have perform-| eounties.. The bandits are known to merce od / ed; is, irrefragible. and irrevocable.’ have escaped in that direction. “phen, parson, I'm goin’ to stand| The. thugs, unmasked, entered the s 4 “you ,oft for it, said. the farm hand, bank at 11 o’c jock this forenoon back- with a relieved look, and, taking his| ed two. tellers jnto, a vault and all wife by: the arm, he departed, never others into the cashier's office, swept 7 to return.” Rat Mi $20,000 into sacks and made their es- 5 cape ina large automobile. — ~ > As the men entered the bank they ‘ Song in the Bathroom. ‘ Professor W. H. Bragg.of the Royal e Institution, ; London,: :England, his) _ enunciated a new theory as, to te . y bathroom. “Why do so:many people | eee y ! sing in the bathroom?” asked the pro- ag | fessor,.dnd a juvehile audience broke ’ . out into laughter, remembering the Name “Bayer” on Genuine impulse that seizes.them to break out into song wien.they are having a bath. The professor explained that, the note > 1s struck for them by.the running wa- ter. He algo, pointed out that, while the. voice sounds, resonantly in the bathroom, it. isenot half, so: fine, or in; 4 spiting when a. song Is: continued in 4 i the “dressing room. The same: author- {ty explained that the bubbles. of steam formed atthe bottom of a boll- ing kettle, nearest tothe flame, tried s to-get to the top,-and goming Into con-| ing Aspirin. proved safe by inillions tact’ with water, of a lower tempexa:) and prescribed by physicians for over ture fell back-again. with sounds, like twenty years. Accept only an unbrok- tiny hammer -strokes on .&@ hard) sub-|en “Bayer package” which contains stance, Tass ‘ proper directions to relieve Headache, , | Toothache, Earache, ‘Neuralgia, Rheu- ~ * ‘\matism, Colds and ain. Handy tin Certlorari. boxes, of 12, tablets cost few cents. Certiorart is a law term,-and !s sel-} Druggists also sell larger “Bayer.pack- dom come upon outside of legal pro-| ages.” Aspirin is trade mark Bayer} y ceedings, The word is derived from Manufacture Monoaceticacidegter of ‘ va the Latin. certioro, to be, certified. In| Salicylicacid. = law it means a writ, from a superior to am inferior court. directing. a, cer- Pe tiled’ record of its pepeeclings ina = , je : oo er - : designated case to be“Bent up for re dns a) ~ . + 4 are r A view. Where right of appeal from the eas Gonsumers bag S ANTI ‘AR P peas S —~ decision of the. inferior.court exists, Dray. and Transfer I i I certlorarl proceedings are nner f : Co. Al Ov i ay Ai ‘ ; 7 be sary, but where such. right. does. not ey ‘ | Hot Water and Steam Heating, Round Oak Pipeless Furnaces, All ot ‘exist this 1s the procedure-adopted to Material and Workmanship 1 a ‘ have the proceedings of the Inferlor : Phone 270 hip Guaranteed 3 court reviewed by a. superior court 3 i BS ‘i Ice and Teaming F RANK G. GRAM having; common law Jurisdiction over the inferior court. _Where'good cause ws: Bismarck, N, D,