The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 6, 1920, Page 4

ATT AEST oA hd sh me ay et GEE SER BGY HIB LO “on sBie WEE ae wee SELEL ae a2 (ae CORRS IES: SS K % ee Ls otha Dur Mis tHe + E TP ge ais Sr et! 2 4 Z & ' pS tered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. e f Class Matter. (GEORGE D. MANN : - . . Forel; sentatives 1G. LOGAN PA (THE BISMARCK [TRIBUNE Bismarck, N. D, as Berond The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use Or in feation of all news credited to it or not otherwise for po ia this paper sod ‘also the local news publis! herein. All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER pap case carrier, per year.....+ in Bismarck).....+ - 7.20 Daily by mai) Per Year (in state outside Bismarck) 6.00 by 1 Bay by mail, Pitside of North Dakota... THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER E (Established 1878) a WHO’S WHO It takes 3302 pages to recite the virtues of the 23,443 people biographed in this American bien- nial, publication, Who’s Who. The men and wom- en included because “of special prominence in creditable lines of effort,” undoubtedly were rightly chosen. But—so it seems—so many, 80 very many, were left out. One would like to see some day.a Who’s Who containing the names of a lot of people who are doing a great‘share of the world’s work, heroes and heroines in all lines of human endeavor who as yet have never had a chance at a “look in” in anybody’s Who’s Who. Take soldiers, crippled for life, who, after re- construction, are making good in a thousand dif- ferent lines; take mothers, who gave their sons in war; take the plain patient, strugglers, who, work as they may, for some reason or.other, get nowhere except a day by day living; take men and women—a hundred of whom éverybody knows—such a compilation would be a real Who’s Who, with a human appeal greater than fine gold. After all, it is just ordinary, common people who get the work of the world done. JUREAU OF CIRCULATION AP RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE SOUTH AMERICA } North American customs are reversed in parts of South America. In one district umbrellas are used only to keep off the sun. When the owner of an umbrella is caught out in the rain with it he folds the umbrella up carefully to keep it from getting wet! Consider the La Paz district of Bolivia! There the more skirts a woman wears the great- er her social distinction. | - The Argentine once had a frontier life no less picturesque than that of the United States. South America has many varied pdints of in- terest. But nothing there is of more interest than the rapid growth recently of its trade with the United States. : ‘For instance, Utuguay.” ee Only three vessels flying the flag of the United States entered the port-o: ‘Montevideo in 1914, Last year there were 154, Already this year the number is 103. A new Trans-Andean railway is being consid- ered by the government of Chili and Argentina. It would connect northern Chili with Buenos Aires and would reduce by ten days the time of ship- ment of American goods to interidr Argentina by way of the Panama Canal. The cost of this rail- rodd would be $25,000,000. DELBRUCK ON LUDENDORFF Hans Delbruck, long professor of history at the ' University of Berlin, the author of big books on Frederick the Great, Napoleon, Gneisenau, Moltke and others, and the éditor of the Preussische Jahrbucher, has come out in ‘this virile monthly with a study of Ludendorff in which the point is made that though +he,had the instincts of a soldier, his strategy and policies were as impotent as those of; a blindfolded child.’ Delbuck charges Ludendorff with -selfcontradiction, dishonesty, vanity and lack.of ability. He says: “Ludendorff refused to allow the chancellor to direct the policy of the war. when to do so would have meant a loss to the influence of the high command, and refused to take the responsibility when a military loss was well nigh inevitable. He claimed to be interested in a peace of reconcilia- tion and when the opportunity was given him he hurled our troops into certain death and conduct- ed the war in a way that filled America and Eur- ope with horror. Our Peace proposals of 1916 and 1917 were declined, not because they revealed our weakhess, but because, as Ludendorff knows and must confess, they carried in them the im- pression of utter insincerity. The fate of Ger- many was sealed the day he was assigned to the “general staff. And, worst of all, he was so thor- oughly incompetent that the heroism our soldiers did display under him as a leader must perforce pass for, nought.” PRESIDENTS’ RELIGOIN When the electors of this country awake on the morning of November 3 they will find that they have chosen as the nation’s chief a man of relig- ious belief none of whom have previously occu- pied that place. A search shows that never has a Baptist been president, and Warren Gamaliel Harding is one. Nor has a member of the United Brethren church been chosen—and James Middleton Cox is that, although he attends the Episcopal church, of which Mrs. Cox is a communicant. George Washington.was an Episcopalian; John ‘ Adams, ‘Unitarian 3, Thomas < Jefferson, Liberal; A in BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE. James Madison, Episcopalian; James Monroe, Episcopalian; John Quincy Adams, Unitarian; Andrew Jackson, Presbyterian; Martin Van Bur- en, Reformed Dutch; William H. Harrison, Epis- copalian; James K. Polk, Presbyterian; Zachary Taylor, Episcopalian; Millard Fillmore, Unitar- ian; Franklin Pierce, Episcopalian; James Buch- ‘anan, Presbyterian; Abraham Lincoln, Presbyter- ian; Andrew Johnson, Methodist; U. S. Grant, Methodist; Rytherford, B. Hayes, Methodist; James A. Garfield, Disciples; Chester A. Aruthur, Episcopalaian; Grover Cleveland, Presbyterian; Benjamin Harrison, Presbyterian; William .Mc- Kinley, Methodist; Theodore Roosevelt, Reform- ed Dutch; William H. Taft, Unitarian, and Wood- row Wilson is a Presbyterian. Eight Episcopalians, seven Presbyterians, four Methodists, four Unitarians, with the rest “scat- tering” is the récord. And the next president will be none of these. The first United Brethren or the first Baptist is to be chosen. : UNCLE,- THE Bic , ¢ PROFITEERS ARE ALL TO THE REPUBLICAN CAMPAIGN FUND The America: Cup might easily be designated as Lipton’s Tease. What has become of those Swiss yodlers who! used to travel on the same circuit as Bryan? The Irish are'using bombing planes against the British. Another development in Erinautics. A Detroit bellboy was shot by a tourist from Texas. Perhaps the youth sneered at a ten-cent Pilsner fans will not be misled by. the news that the dry candidate comes,from Germantown, Ohio. A calf would get mighty conceited if he could read in the papers what folks are paying for shoes. } It would be interesting if Shamrock and Reso- : lute exchanged ‘crews and raced for the cup all ROSS RET: over again. F ‘ An Evansville, Ind:, airplane wreck wag caused by a frightened.passenger grabbing the steering wheel. Years ago people used to cause automo- bile accidents the same way. And before that, they grabbed the lines when buggy riding. cr, aay RS | H. J. Goddard. of the Dickey | County Leader, Tells Associa- tion of His Plan. ~ | (Special to. The Tribune:) ” Fargo,- IN. \D. Aug. 6. J. -God- dard,’ editor of’ the «Dic ‘Caunty Leader, one of the state’s leading weekly newspapers, was to speak .be- fore ‘the (North Dakota Press Asso- ciation here todayion “Getting News” by Radio,” but labor shortage | pre-, vented him from attending;the meet~- ing. ol i " A copy of his address on the sup- EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this cglumn may or may not exPitm ti Stuer’ vhat_ our readers’ may have. both sente el aides ot iy t issues which are being discussed im - ie press, of fe goes to the primaries this year cartying a party employed mandate for \the dissolution of this cumbrous . I mechanism of farce and futility. —New York Sun and Hetald, The. Profiteers Don’t Want Any Change * GOING To CONTRIBUTE | TH |ELLENDALE EDITOR ADVOCATES NEWS, BY. RADIO FOR N. D. *} ture, plus the closer knitting to ge- lI | | | | #5 | | + more, depending.” upon During this period, ‘the pulse is weak. *Kudwen’— You CANT (/Fool, ANY Bopy’ WITH: Z-THAT. STUFP, -~ Z THE PROFITEERS DONT & WANT ANY CHANGE,- JHEYRE PERFECTLY SATISFIED | ° eth | | | | PAPERS| <a WA ting of this news affords an enjoy- ment that will leave him fresher for the morrow’s routine’ And while ciatéd with danger. purely practical handling state news, this by-product, | it -you- please—-the: ‘“‘nlay-time” -fea- essential element in. of. fainting. All tight clothing, ther of the.members of the press Should .at ‘once be loosened. ssociation e to follow, might well be worth thé trouble and expense of setting up the apparatus.’ A standing; invitation. is extended tothe press gang to visit my station at Ellendale. If you will only “listen in” once, the old Sunday morning joy of fixing up the flivver will be gone forever.” > | HEALTH ADVICE asserts ‘herself. © In od | the air passages. 4 oa | 7 BY UNCLE SAM, M. D. c Vere rum, “ete. Health Quegtions Will Be, An- swered if Sent to Information Bureau, U. S. Public Health Service, Washington, ‘0. ‘C. | H] the limbs. | deprecated, for | FAINTING. 3 * Fainting is a condition of suspend: ed animation associated with a great diminution of,blood in the brain and unconsciousness caused’ by~ sudden enfeeblement of the heart’s action. Fainting may be the result of dis case of the heart, hemorrhage, pain, excessive emotion, tight lacing, indi- gestion, hunger, exhaustion, hot and vitiated air, and many othe before the stage of unco: is reached} the person a periences a weak and sinking feeling with dizziness, dimness of vision and roaring in°the ears. The face and ex- tremities. becOme cold\and clammy., ‘The. stage of unconsciousness may last. a. few $econds'~’or an hdar or tne -cause, tle.aid is from tight clothing. oy ANSWERED. ken? ereal disease cliftics in your state. ilis? sician, to tell instantly whether it positive or negative, and almost Jost, and tha cespiratign j be driven by water from a faucet. ROA SU Soto s poe ee is very shallow or may apparently Fainting is of very common occurrence and: is usually not asso- Treatment—The patient shculd be ‘placed in a recumbent position ‘with the head as low. or lower ‘than the the big féature of my plan is the, ody to favor the flow of blood to- matter of quickiy| Wards the brain. Fresh air is a very the , treatment such as collars, corsets, skérts or trousers, in the ordinary “forn{s of fainting due to silmpie™ causes, this treatment is all that is required, for nature very soon other cases, smelling salts, or.a handkerchief, or the palm ‘of: the hand: moistened with ammonia, or. other stimulant may be held near the face, care being taken that none drops in the eyes aud that itis, not held too close to the face, as it may: cause violent irritation of The head and facé may “also “be ‘bathed: with an alco« holie; solution, such as camphor,’ bay » \ isriction’ can also’ be supplied ‘to Dashing..water in the face and “other, rough methods are to be it must be™remem- bered ‘that, a8 ‘a rule, nawure is fully able to deal with this situation. Lit- required beyond. placing the person affected in a proper. po- sition’ with free’ ‘air and the release “Q. Where ican blood tests be ta 1A. Blood tests can ibe made at.any good hospital or at any of the ven- Q: How long does it take to tell from a blood test if you have syph- 7 A. As soon as,the blood test is completed, it, is péssible for the phy- is : ‘An eggbeater has ‘heen invented to N CKETSA CRACKLING =F pARce SACK OF PEANUT =| _|CANDY,, PORTIONS OF === WHICH ARE, FROM “TIME: To. TIME, CONVEYED TO == THE MOUTH TO: BE —- RUTHCSE SSC CRUNCHED,. — == Most PEOPLE, COME To! THE PUBLIC LIBRARY T GET FOOD, FOR THOUGHT, So WHEN YOU'RE IN HERG, CHANGE YOUR DIGT BACK TO COMMON SENSE—THE STATE- ‘ ject of wireless news “reports was More important than the nomination lor desig-| Tet ‘before the convention, | por nation or recommendation of .any candidate for ries ies ot getting ngs by ra < Hy < io was really given to me by Presi- any state office 'is the unqualified declaration of} Gent Forkner, when he suggested ‘iat the Republican party. of the\Empire state in fav- lara "paper om wetting news: by + 4 airship, _ pro! y in a 8} it of un. or of the selection-of candidates by the old con- Sraviode to that tt wes reported thi; vention system. The ‘language of the Saratoga ‘The Leader Was getting some; of ie ee it 7 P . , news by radio. is Was an error, platform a8 perfectly clear: fe ‘ although I confess to being a radio’ “The direct primary principle can well be ap- bug having a fairly good anratee is i é B choi station. in my: office, w: whicl plied in the smaller units and in the choice of cea Rear many ofthe kis stations ok delegates. But a, state-wide primary not only] the world; as well as eommmnunleate - ‘i ‘i : resis does not insure-an expression of the will of. the Sbiat r Surana Tae majority, but by its cumbrous and expensive] plan employed ‘by the big govern: i f i ment stations, js receiving some at- machinery often thwarts it.” ‘= sy wenuon trom., Mr. Russell 1H. , Pray, This is not political retrogression. It is a re-| Dakota manager | of: ine American iti 7 . HT Padio iN ue, whose efficien turn to political common sense; and the “desig- Uigtion at Valley” City is. known all nated” ‘candidate of the “unofficial” convention| over the country. This plan may be I during the coming, winter Election Returns. “My plan goes a step further, and contemplates, some time win the ,fu- ture, a radio station in every coun, tv, which. can be used by menibers 0! the North Dakota Press- Asosih 5 in receiving and transmitting state NOW LISTEN TO THE “MARTYRS!” news, The value of this. system i handling election bulletins and .oth- : * » . n er important eats needs no dom- league, and Joseph Gilbert;former organization) ment. It can be done very easily } i 7 i i ‘bers 0! he associat manager, have been deniad.a new. trial a thelr tno ee viwant it.\ The details of case before Judge Dean of Jackson county. The lere: ept in a hazy Hee cate at . A sy cols , However, that the apparatus Cal of their representatives in’ the trial is that the! )¢ easily, and not too expensively o9- denial, from their point of view, was’ a bifith He ea ag ae cumming’ Into: Peal mation “devoutly to be wished. Their attitude} jrominence, ‘and the .press associa- tion might do. much worse that to orandum of Judge Dean: fore other like-organizations even “That drastic measures. were purposely invited [think of it, sag che Wink and desired-by the defendants for ulterior pur- ay better means of supplying ae re in tion so necessary to the busy Not only apparent but inescapable. Any de- taxation be founds .Skting, in, at a fendant appealing in good faith to have his case Pe Sh , = : favorably, passed upon would, exhaust every, Te: a of ve iittle orbit and-gives him A ose The vs of the ear. The Townleyites not only treated the court ary Oe ae ae fully \twenty- of Judge Dean with utmost implied contempt dur-| four hours earlier than he can get it procedure was nothing but a studied insult. h- | ———————— stead of bringing the motion before the judge in *ToMON JUICE | f, \ 3 :. . . the usual ‘way for argument and presenting briefs LEMON J UI immediately upon the points dt issue, they merely caused to be handed to the court a document of | Girls! Make beauty lotion for 1,186 typewritten pages from which he might de- | a few cents—Try It! \ of being reversed by the supreme court if error Their purposa evidently, was to appeal to the|Pise a, quarter’ pint of! the Dest . ‘ 9 small cedure as difficult as possible for Judge Dean and, |Plexion beautifier, at yory, very Sina if possible, to bring about his humiliation if he} Your grocer, had the lemons and were not industrious enough to digest the COn-| Supply three ourices of orchard white tents of the 1,186-page document. Of the boorish-| for a few cents. Massage aS sweet ness and backhandedness of such conduct little| !¥ fragrant lotion into the, Taco, neck need be said except, perhaps, that it somehow| see how freckles and Hieilates dis-| i i appear and how clear, soft and rosy-| bears the flavor of limburger and onions.—St:) Mite" i skin becomes. Yes! Iti Paul Dispatch. ‘,. WIDE RRIMARY MUST GO. tion of Mr. Goddard’s talk foliows: A. C. Townley, president, of the Nonpartisa organization 1 haye not considered only conclusion to. be deduced from the conduct} exe tained; the big need is, the organiza- i itomi i ese words from the mem- 1 is well epitomized in these words Co ae On, working be ‘Aside from its utilitarian yalue, no poses was quite apparent.” ~ good radio set and listening to the source of courtesy and respect to gain ‘a friendly} a feeling of power that can be gained ing the trial but in appealing for a retrial their! in his morning; paper; and the get: with citations of cases to permit the court to pass FOR FRECKLES | cide the merits of the motion with the prospect Squeeze the juice of two lemons supreme court in any case, but to make the pro-|freckle and tan lotion, and com: any drug’ store or toilet counter will and arms, and hands each day and _ jis harmless and never irritates... | ‘FRIDAY, AUGUST 6, 1920 fou may call yourself dull in a fit of de- spair, Or drop all your pep, and\ say you don’t care; But I'll tell you, my friend, that’s a habit to break. in planning this world not a single mis- take Was made in the bullding, So when you complain \ Take stock of yourself. ;that’s to blame, © Ieee about face; it may hurt some, “You're the chap t's true; | i But |that’s just the .way ‘any! good sport \would do. When you wake in the. morning don't look for a cloud: You know what's behind it. in the crowd. Be one of them, cheerfully singing along. You may get a bump, but don’t stop your song, Just swing ‘Perhaps one will hear it who needs just a bit Of encouragement now, Your song may be it. NEVE th What matter if yesterday's failure were * big? : Today is your day, so get In and dig. If you meet any trouble, why just change its name, And call it a ladder. tame. But whatever you do, be quick and be- gin It; You never can tell’ Just how much there 1s in It. —Jane Bates, in ‘Forbes’ Magazine. ‘AND’ THE EDITOR PONDERED Possibly Unfortunate Man’ Had Also Done a Little Wondering Along That Line. “Daddy,” piped the little darling, “is is a mile deep?” Lu Daddy, who was also:;an editor, glanced. up irrita- bly from’ a huge They oft lead to pile of manu- scripts. “I don’t knowl!’ he snapped. | The little darl- jing looked disap- ‘A little later he asked: pointed, “Ts the moon really made of cheese, daddy?” ‘Again.came the response: “I don’t know!” x Another look of. disappointment, an- other silence, and another question: “Do! cannibals: use postage stamps?” No less savage than the cannibals themselves was the distracted manu- seript reader, for the third time: “I don’t know!” “Well, say, daddy,” exclaimed the youthful inquirer, very seriously, “who made you an editor?” i Sixty-Pound Plano. A piano, weighing only 60 pounds may not compare favorably in looks with a baby. grand, but it has other advantages.’ ‘Soldiers at the front were able to tuck it away In their equip- ment, and it helped to while away many hours. ‘The plano has a regular: five- octave range, but tuning forks Instead of ‘strings dre used to. produce sound, This does away with necessity of tun- ing ,the instrument, When a’ key ig struck a Rammer drops on a tuning ‘ork, setting it in vibration and pro- ducing. a,sound.. The fork is connect- ed by a spring to a sounding, board avhich reinforces the sound. The pl- ano is also’ equipped with a loud pedal. A damper, that ‘rests on the end of one arm of the fork may be raised,’'when the fork is-free to vibrate loud pnd long. Rapid Wireless Tranemission. Recent long-range telegraphy experi- ments which have been made between Great Britain and the occupied part of Germany, indicate that in a-short time it may be possible to transmit mes- sages at the rate of 150 words per min- ute. It Is stated that experiments in wireless telegraphy by officers em- ployed at the signals experimental es- tablishthent at Woolwich have suc- ceeded ,in transmitting messages over considerable, distances at the speed of 100 words a minute and,;that very inuch greater speeds have been proved to be attainable. HARD BUT PLEASANT. She: | What is the most. difficult task you\ do? ¥ ‘Her ‘Trying. to sleep while the _}\‘alarmclock 1s going off. Figures on Channel Tunnel. In_order to expedite a decision re- gpecting the construction of'a tunnel under the English. channel, a deputa- tion of the channel tunnel committee ofthe house of commons récently call- ed upon the prime minister. His at- tention was called to the fact that no serious” engineering difficulties were anticipated; that'the time necessary for completion would be five years, and the total cost would be $155,728,000, or double the pre-war estimate. There was said to be great enthusiasm for the scheme in France. May Wipe Out the Coyote. The demand for the skins may be the means nM) wiping out the coyote which has béern the nuisance of the western lands for years. There are great numbers of these animals fre- quenting the vicinity of Mowht Whit-, ney and hunting and trapping are be Ing purstied ther with siteh vigor that the-pesky animals are thredtened with extermination. A burning oil well near Taft, Okla., consumed 180,000,000 cubic feet of gas every 24 hours. ~ Bodies were mummified in Egypt ‘by the saturation of am impure car- bonate of sqda ‘obtained from cer- tain lakes, 4 °