The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 4, 1920, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE as Sy pei it eh tt na ea “Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. “@EORGE D.MANN- = - Foreign Representatives a LOGAN. PAYNE COMPANY Editor marques Bld renee Bldg , 8 . ‘ PA , BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - : - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. SS ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise rudled in this paper and also the local news published All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are reserved. ctl chitin MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.......... a ++ 6$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck. 7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota..........»+ 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) LUDENDORFF AGAIN r Ludendorff points to Poland’s defeat, and says he predicted it. He warns the allies that the Bol- sheviki are now preparing to overrun Europe. This is the same Ludendorff whose advice about political, military and undersea matters was re- cently followed by the Hohenzollerns and the Ger- man people. It ended in one of the most terrible defeats in history. . : Ludendorff has the*real'spirit of the conspira- tor. He must always be at work pulling strings. He cannot rest. When the Kapp insurrection broke out in Bérlin, Ludendorff hurried thither like a jackal. Now that blood flows in Poland, off he is on the scent once more. This man is childish in his craze for notoriety. His strategy must. make even the grim Hinden- burg smile. What Ludendorff wants is to fright- en the allies into permitting Germany to raise a] huge army to keep the Bolsheviki at bay: After the army is created Ludendorff imagines he can use it for any other purpose his insane vanities may dictate. The allies will not be fooled. They know Lud- endorff. \ If Germany ever does understand him, he will be sent into retirement and kept there. While Ludendorff is allowed to-oram the German republic, rattling his sabre at: world events, the spirit of Prussian militarism will remain at large. -No idealist was ever:so foolish as to expect to find a suit of clothes to fit like those in advertise- ments do. * TOURIST COURTESY. Motoring guests are passing through almost ev- ery city and’village in the land. With the growth of these thousands of summer auto trips, far-see- ing towns, public officials and private citizens, have begun to “bait”. the toprist in successful at- tempts to cause them to tarry in their midst. Cities all over the country might well go and do likewise. The object is twofold—commercial and sentimental. It is being accomplished by estab- * lishing municipal camp: gfounds for the passing motorists. : Sowing these camping places, merchants. reap in sales of goods to the campers, and the town is well spoken of when the campers go on their way; an asset of cumulative value that increases after the manner of a snowball. One is likely to think well of a little city if he sees by the side of the highway as he drives toward the city limits a sign saying “Welcome—Free Camp Site Further On,” and a “Goodbye” sign, with “Come Again” on it, as he departs.. ‘ : 4, Marysyille, Chl, has sét one of the best ex- amples. A central plot has been provided in the city limits. Majin roads are posted as to how to reach it...There are twelve shelter houses, each big enough for a party. There are gas meters. _ that work: if che drops in a quarter. There are water hydrants, and garbage receptacles and waste paper containers. There’s a water hopper so waste water. may: be disposed of. There is a “service house,” With a big central room and there are writing tables, and ink and pens that will write, and writing paper. There’s a free tele- phone, shower baths and other comfort facilities. Pegple of Marysville have benefited so materially from the idea that the plan is to extend and im- prove this camping service. Bismarck has made an excellent beginning and already has begun to appreciate the advantage of a tourist camp. With the growth’ of good roads the idea will spread rapidly. It is a constructive idea with dividends. (dom Uae HIRING WOMEN The head of a big business concern, who does much of the employing of women in it, has just come out in print with six rules that govern him in'their employment. Some.-of them seem’ odd. As to others, few will agree that they are correct. But there are several rules at least which may be of value to women who are about to go'out in- ‘ to the business. world. This fellow says that he never hires any wom- an under 30, and he explains: “Business, for men, is not ‘a part of life’; it is life. We-want women who will regard it the same way.” He chooses short, compact women rather than tall ones, on the ground that middle-sized people have more vitality than big people. He selects brunets rather than blonds. Why? “They are less temperamental, less sensitive, and more de- pendable.” He eschews women with “drooping” ;mouth corners: “They are often the mark 9f a woman enjoying poor health.” . Women can’t—though some do—change ‘their ‘ ; ee 1 ON agen ieee BISMARCK, DAILY TRIBUNE : ages, and they can’t change their size. But this employer then touches on a couple of points which some looking for work may take.unto themselves: “T look at their hair, their finger nails and their shoes,” this selector of working women says. “Girls who don’t care enough to look well, won’t ; care enough to do well. jAnd I never hire a girl who is expensively dressed. The girl who is care- less with her father’s or her husband’s money will probably be careless with things that mean money to us!” : But has this fellow the right “slant” all through? - , Grover Bergdoll threatens to become | the Charley Ross of the twentieth century. Cox wants a strict accounting of campaign funds. Yes, Dayton’s the home of the cash reg- ister. First Jack Johnson surrenders ; then Villa gives himself up. What’s the matter with Mexico, any- way? Victor Berger, twice refused his seat in Con- gress, is a candidate again. He’s as persistent as Lipton. Coolidge and Roosevelt could arouse more en- thusiasm if they’d box ten rounds for the Inter- national Sporting club. i Dak Congressman King Swope of Kentucky, is the man who can get California’s vote. He says Jap immigration should stop. Many men love to recall when beer was 5 cents, with a.lunch thrown in, but they never speak of the days whan milk was 5 cents a quart. When you go to New York 'the hotel clerk will be pleased to have you tell him that in 1675 lodg- ing in Gotham cost six cents a night and meals 12 cents apiece. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinions of The Tribune. reer are Be ave om a0 sented here in order vhat our readers may sides of important issues which are the press of the day. % REDUCTION OF GERMANY’S ARMY Chancellor Fehrenbach’s statement in opening the Reihstag is excellent in tone and its passage on disarmament is especially encouraging as to Geman policy. “Germany must honestly -and without reserve fulfil engagements to reduce the army to effectives necessary to mairitain internal order and police the frontiers.” This-is the answer to Gessler, the new: Minister of Defence, who had offered to resign rather than carry out Germany’s engagements to cut down her army. Since Gessler sticceeded Noske he has done almost nothing to- wards reorganization of the army. Its reaction- ary elements—the monarchist (officers and the raw recruits on ‘whom they: have impressed their views—have not been weeded out. One of Gessler’s arguments, that ‘the dismissal of many soldiers would accentuate unemployment and dis- content, has some force, but it is overborne by the consideration that the army as at present constituted is'a menace to the German democracy. The Allies have been patient in awaiting com- pliance with the Treaty. It contemplated the speedy reduction of (Germany’s forces to, 100,000 men; instead she was allowed till May 10 to bring her army to 200,000. On that date her. forces were estimated as nearér 400;000, the Reichswehr alone being reported to have 270,000. French nervousness, with general allied discontent’ that the exécution of the treaty is so long delayed, is one, reason for hastening demobilization; another equally potent, is that Germany’s own safety is endangered while she has large forces which bre likely to act on the old Prussian lines—New York Evening Post. DISCORD AMONG. THE SAVIOURS To the jaded political observer, as a means of}, relieving the tedium of the dagdays, we commend the existing situation in the ranks of the saviors of Minnesota. The brethern are at sixes and sevens. Brother. Soltis announces his: intention of becoming the Socialist congressman pon the Tenth district. Brother Townley announces that Brother Soltis will not have Nonpartisan League indorsement in his quest. Brothér Parsons, on the other hand, remains in the fold, surrendering the Socialist nomination for governor in order to “support” the candidates of Brother Townley’s choice. Meanwhile, Brother Barlow of the World War Veterans, ‘runs amuck. Between him and Brother Townley there formerly existed a rela- tionship as tender as that between David and Jonathan. Now the League. newspapers are curs- ing Brother Barlow both loud and deep. Brother Shipstead wishes to run for governor again on the Farmer-Labor ticket while’ Brother King, the present nominee on that ticket, seems disinclined to step down. In St. Paul, Brother Mahoney is written down in the black. book of Socialism for shamefully recanting his faith while running for mayor; while in Minneapolis Brother Van Lear ascertains, presumably to his horror, that he is “in wrong” with the comrades by reason of his association with Brother Townley. All in all, the devil’s own mixup. The redeemers of the state all yearn to redeem it—but each in his own peculiar way. We commiserate with Brother Townley; we do, indeed. It is a hard enough job to,boss the ordinary run of folks, but to boss a squad of able-bodied saviors is—well, Hwé leave it'to yowtfit:isn’t!—St. Paul Dispatch. burg Drug Co. None of Allies Anxious to As- nople now combines all.the frenzy of a new mining camp. and a world sea- Port. ranean. Basin miners,’ Anatolian) sheep and cattle kings, Greek war millionaires and Syrian merchants rush to Con: stantinople' to pop proof of their success. sailors of half a dozen nations: swell’ jabi whose long hair and many- colored the population and add to the cosmo- | headdresses are wrapped in sombre politan’ ‘aspect pleasure resorts. / * Under Allied occupation the city has become a wilder place than it was under the Turks. courts. None of. the allies desire to as- sume responsibility for reforms other than are necessary to safeguard life. Italian, French and British troops co- operate with the Turkish gendarm- erie in keeping order. Job is nobody's job, stantinople is a very wi Midnight closing is enforced pretty generally, buf until ‘that hour there is little interference with dance. halls, gambling dives and redlight districts unless murder is committed. ziest days wilder than certain sections of Con- stantinople where jazz bands vie with Neapolitan orchestras singers in their efforts to attract:way- farers into the beer tunnels and dance halls filled to overflowing with the painted women of many nationalities. “CERTAINLY WILL |. DO THE WORK” SAYS stenfelder, a car repairer living at olis, Minn, “when I had my doubts about Tanlac, but since trying it my- or hear about it. ' constipation and my nerves were so| WEDNESDAY, AUGUST (4, 1920 .- HUNTING ANOTHER VOTE CATCHER. ee ae NowW;- THINK !, FELLOWS,- ONE OF THEM SLOGANS LIKE “HE KEPT US OUT OF WAR” BEATS ALL OF YOUR OLD PLATFORM BUNK To DEATH. OLD TIME BOOM MINING TOWN drivers of. military F vaudeville thousands of persons every night who seem to have far more interest-in the drinks and restléss crowds than in the Russian priima-donnas and. bare legged dancers whi art is usually as meagre as their attire. Turks, Arabs, Bedouins, Egyptians; and As- syrfans, gorgeously clad in native way among Cos whose uniforms ant than their re- cent military achievements. Coal-black French colonials, re- champagne plendent in red fezzes and green Soldiers and} khaki, mingle with Sil and Pun- programs which attract! ?- sume Control of the Civil Life of City Constantinople, Aug. 4.—Constanti- tred of foreigners. It’s “the end of the Mediter- Caucasian oif men, Donetz cling’ to’ their’ chair. of the‘ streets and| brown. Civilians, soldiers,and sail- ors from all parts of \the| world are. hopelessly. jumbled together in Con- stantinople crowds and are so, busy looking at each ' other that tenors from the Petrograd opera, naughty French singers from Montmarte and Austrian strong-jawed ladies. claim but slight ‘attention. A Little of Everything Constantinople ~itself is a grand pageant every day. Its main thor- oughfare, Rue. Grand Pera, is more fascinating than any scene which pro- ducers can ever hope to stage. Cam- el-drivers lead their patient” trains, burdened with® charcoal, through the maze ,of street cars, shrieking army motorears and carriages, piloted over thé rough paving (ay byeakneck, speed- by Turkish hostlers who crack their whips and shout’ constantly at high pitch to pedeptriaus who venture otf the narrow sidewalks, "Turks ,mount- ed on tiny donkeys move indifferently through this’ maelstrom. —Occasion- ally Turkish peasants drive a flock of There are no civil But everybody’s sequently Con- ide-open town. and pre: twenty years. Leadville and Goldfield in their diz- never offered ‘anything tains proper and tsigane cents... Druggists. atso Little Art or Attire. Half a dozen summer gardens ofter BORIC, | ° jf BECIEvE You 2 ghre Some BoDpY:. WHEN WE CAMS ‘ROUND THE MINNEAPOLIS MAN “There was a time,” said John Fur- 1822 Sixth streets North, -Minneap self I ‘believe anything good 1 read “When I began taking it,” he ex- stantinople are illsuited to moto, fic and the slow-going fatalisti little inélined. to change ‘his‘pace. Consequently ‘there are many dents and the indifference wth which foreign military cars are driven has done much to intensify Turkish ha- 1 PeeerrerTyray | es Moro women carry their babi their shoulders and fet'the yo +=} ‘OW, 1 DON THInk sol : | sh ‘turkeys into this swirl of CONSTANTINOPLE TODAY RIVALS aes traffic saad gerene Yemen deaw ‘heaty carts along at a pace. so Slow *that mions curse. IN ITS WILD, FRENZIED REVELRY {them in ten different languages. Roc 2 weegl XG eee The narrow crooked ‘streets of Con- ‘ frat. ur “Name “‘Bayer” on-Genujne “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” is'genu- ine Aspirin proved safe by millions cribed by physicians for over s. Accept only an un broken “Bayer package”. which Con- " directions to relieve Headache, Toothache, Earache, ‘Neur- algia, Rheumatism, Colds and. Pain Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost few 0 sell , larger “Bayer! packages." Aspirin is trade mark Bayer Manyfacture Monoaceti- cacidester of ‘Salicylicacid., By Condo ee | | | France.: cei ies on uNngsters plained, ‘my stomach shad been in bad shape for three years. What little fobd I ate would sour and cause | me to suffer for hours trom gas and indigestion. 1 was also in a badly run-down condition, suffered trom upset that I could not get sufficient sleep and! rest. “T tried everything, it seems to me. ! but nothing helped me onc bit until I got Tanlac and now I feel just like a brand new man.- Many of the things told) me about Tanlac seemed unbelievable, ‘but I had been taking it but a few days when 1 was con- vinced it would do the work just as STOP And they say it: will. “I can now eat just anything I want H FIND OUT Ww without having the least trouble from it, Tanlac has not only set my stom- ach right but it has put my entire system in the best condition. “The first few doses of: Tanlac helped me and by the time my first bottle was gone my appetite had returned in full force and 1 was eating like a wolf. 1 am no longer suprised that so many } people are praising Tanlac, and | am glad of the opportunity to make a statement and tell what it has done for me, too, if it is likely to help others. My strength has return- ed so that my work is no longer a burden to me. ‘In fact, for the first time in years ‘I feel like a well man. Tanlac is sold in Bismarck by Jos. Breslow, in Driscoll by N. D. and 1. H. Barrette, in Wing by H. P. Ho- man and in Strausburg by ab heall —advt. * —— “+ The Scrap Book MAKES DOUBLE AIR CUSHION —_ New Form of Building Brick Resists the Heat of Sumfmer and the Cold of Winter. A building brick made of cement, molded cold, and that contains hol- lows of such form that they give u double layer of air. chambers to a wall, has just been put on the market in Each brick ts 30 ¢entimeteys long by 15 wide and 15 thick (about! 12x6x6 inches) and has ,two vertical, parallel cavities, The cavities situated in the outer part of the.bricks communicate with each other, but are entirely Iso- lated from the cavities In the inner part... Thus, whew a wall is built with them there will be throughout Its ex- tent two entirely separate chambers ot air, forming two insulating mattresses Method ‘of Bulldiig, With New Brick. which will prevent the heat of summer ‘and cold. of: winter from penetrating. They will also kéep'dut/in great meas- ure the nolses ‘of the street: ! Yn official fests ‘the new ‘brick has resisted a,crushing force of about 425 pounds te, the square fnch., j. DID NOT FALL FROM CLOUDS University of Michigan Professor Oth- crwise Explains Presence of Wormé After Heavy. Rainstorm. Reports from Lexington, Ky., that hundreds of. angle worms from. two to five Inches long fell from the clouds during a rainstorm there, were de- clared to be inaccurate by Professor Peter Okkelberg of the faculty of the University. of Michigan. joThe; worms probably crawled up through: the ground, drawn .by the, lure ofsthe-rain, according to Professor | Okkelberg. Cases have been known, however, according to the professor, fn which cyclones or tornadoes have created such a suction in the alr. that! worms;and fish have’ beeri picked up, from ‘ponds and lakes ‘and “dropped a considerable distance’ away. _ According to, the: Lexington story, the worms were Incubated:by the warm winds from the moisture. in. the alr| while being wafted;in clouds. fs.an impossihle/assumption, according 40 Professor Okkelberg. Bern Noiseless Coins. alt-{e quite probable that the twen- tleth eentury will seon, see a new type of coin, noiseless and clean, which may replnce the metal ones, which become grimy and dingy with use. If experi- ments. now being conducted at the roy- al factory:.at ‘Nelssen are successfil, Germany may have 2 ang 5 mark coins fn consthnt circulation. The exper!- ments, carried on at the request of the ministry ‘of finance, give promise of feasibility, as the composition {9 light and compact and while as wash- able as cups and saucers, is perfectly durable. It 1s said that these coins would be difficult to counterfeit he- cause of ‘the ‘techitcal' apparatus re- quired for their thtifing.' Family Was: Greatly. Favored. The angel:of death, visits, hquseholds as a rule with strict impartiality. There are not: meny families as high- ly’ favored as ‘the‘one fefertéd to as follows jn a newsprpef. » “Captain Benjamin'‘Franklin, eighty-one years old. long active In-the Republican pol- {tics qf-sbuthern Rhode Island, died suddenly. yesterday. atbis’ home in Westerly, on the sixty-fourth anni- versaty of his wedding. ‘He Is sur- vived by his widow, .six children, and several grandchildren, no death hav- ing occurred ‘in the family in sixty- four years. ‘ * MODOC nner ne neeenenseeerereneenond AND THEN IT SNOWED. Amateur Performer—Now that ‘you've seen my nifty act, what do you say to my putting it on at. your show shop for, a week? Vaudeville Manager (dryly)— Fear we can't come to terms. Amateur Performer (eagerly) —Forget it! Make an, offer! Vaudeville Manager! — All right. Hand me $5,000 In cur- rency and you're on.—Buffalo Express. No Chance, “No, I know nothing about music.” “All you have to do is to jangle this cowbell.” “But suppose I come In at the wrong place.” “You can't do that in jazz.”—Louls- ville-Courier Journal. < The Unbeatable Golfer. “What sort of ‘golf does he plag?” “Well, if he can only get you to give him enough strokes at the start he ‘ plays unbeatable golf.” The sap of the South American chicle tree is the source of the chewing gum of the United States. }!-"The housingisituation is so acute in England that discarded busses are be- ing used for housekeeping. by small families, © sucussite gebeieal This . ”) ee