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- | / _~ SCHLESWIG TO \ THE WEATHER Generally Fair. THIRTY-NINTH YEAR Ie \ BISMARCK, NORTH DAKOTA. WEDNESDAY, JULY 7, 1 920 CK TRIBUNE! PRICE FIVE CENTS -LAUNGH ATTACK: ON SUFFRAGE IN SUPREME COURT Head of Constitutional League Demands Colby Be Restrained from Making Order . COMES AS A SURPRISE With One State’s Ratification Yet Needed Suffrage Leaders Had Not Expected It Washington,, July 7.— Proceedings _ asking that Bainbridge Calby, secre- tary of state, be enjoined from issuing any proclamation declaring the suff- rage amendment ratified were insti- tuted in the District of Columbia su- preme court today by Charles F: Fair- child, of New York, president of the American Constitutional league. Mr. Fairchild also seeks to prevent Attorney-General Palmer from enfore- ing the amendment. Justice Bailey issued a rule on Secretary Colby and the Attorney General to show cause July 13 why the motion should not be granted. : Basis of Proceedings The basis of the proceedings is the claim: that the ratification of’ the amendment by the West Virginia leg- islature was illegal because accom- plished by fraud and that the proposed ratification by the Tennessee legisla- ture also would be illegal on the ground that’ the. legislature lacked authority under the state’s constitu- tion to act on the measure. Only 35 states have ratified the amendment and as,ratification by one other is necessary the attack on the amendment through this courts at this time came in surprise in quifrage cir- clés here. ( \ ISSUES SUFFRAGE CALL Raleigh, N. C., July 7.— Governor Bickett, of North Carolina, today is- sued a call-for a special session of the legislature for’ August 10 at which ratification of the suffrage amendment will be considered. ; COX FOR SUFFRAGE Dayton, O., July 7.—Governor James M. Cox, Democratic candidate for President, today expressed his opinion that it his,duty of the Louisiana legis- lature to ratify the woman suffrage amendment immediately. BE RE-UNITED WITH DENMARK King Christian Will Sign Law ‘ and’ Make Grand Entry, it is Announced Washington, July 7—King Christian of Deumark will sign the law Friday including north Schleswig into the kingdom of Denmark which day will be celebrated in all parts of Denmark as reunion day, the Danish legation was inforthed today in a dispatch. The King on Saturday, the dispatch .adds, will make his entry into north Schleswig and the following day there will be a great patriotic demonstration at Dyhboel where, in the war of 1864 the Danish army met the combined forces of Prussia and Austria. M BILLION ADDED _, TO PUBLIC DEBT I-'NPAST YEAR Washington, July 7.—The public debt increased by more than a bill- ion dollars during the fiscal year of 1919 just ended, and by more than two billion dollars since last August 31, when the war debt, was at its peak. according to the quarterly debt state: ment issued by the treasury. On June 30 the public debts was $24,299.321,467.07, a drop of $1,185,- 184,692.98 from the June 30, 1919, total of $25.484,506,160.05 and a decline of $2,295.280,180.94. from the peak figure of $26,596,701,648.01 on August 31. The decrease for the period from May 31 to June 30 was $675,641,559.72. aiid Vinee eas URGE CITIZENS | TO USE FIREARMS Washington, /D. C:, July 7.—1in order to promote rifle practice among ci- vilians the war department has noti- fied the adjutants general of the various states that the necessary arms, ammunition, and target mate- rial will be issued:. It is intended this material will be available for th® states desiring to open the state own ed rifle ranges under their jurisdic- tion for small arms. target practice to rifle clubs, schools, colleges, and other responsible organizations. | RAIL WORKER GOES "JON VACATION, FIRST RIME IN 32 YEARS if ee Hutchins6n, July 7.—For more than thirty years W. A. Nichols, bridge foreman.of the Rock Island on this division has been entitled to free rail- way. transportation. But this week is the first time he has ever called for a pass, and he will take his first vacation in thirty-two years. He witl go back to Virginia to visit his aged mother, 97 years old. He has’ not seen her for thirty-five years. “Pye just been too busy to take Fe ned? t } counties, 4] AMBASSADOR OF ' MEX MOVES IN ap} FERNANDO IGLESIAS LDEROYV | A. WASHINGTON — ernando Iglesivs Calderon, new Mexican ambassador to the U. S., has established himself and his staff, in the Mexican em- fbassy, and ‘is- waiting for recogni- tion. \ FRAZIER’ LEAD PALLING AS NEW ~ TOTAL 1S MADE! DULUTH POLICE HEAD HELD ON WHISKY CHARGE Deputy United States Marshal Also is Arrested on U. S. Information INVOLVES BORDER CASE Federal Officials Say They Aid- ed in Transporting [Liquor ; 4 Across the Line Duluth, July 7.—Chief of Police John Murphy and Frank Bradley, deputy U. S. marshal, are under arrest here on warrants charging complicity in bringing liquor from Canada to Du- luth. 4 Y R The artests were made shortly after 10 a. m. today by repr2sentatives from the U, S. marshal’s office in St. Paul. Bonds are being arranged and the St. Paul officials are searching for two other men for whose arrest! thes hold warrants of a like nature, U. S. Charges The information on which the ar- rests were made charges the police chief and marshal with aiding ‘ana abetting the transportation of liquo. across the Canadian border. Unofficial Reports of Auditors,(“ C. .v. Salter, of Duluth, investigator Correcting Earlier Reports | Indicate 4,000 Majority { i BIG DROP OF 2 YEARS AGO With only 58 precincts missing on the gubernatorial contest, Governor Frazier’ is leading William Langer by only 354. It is not expected that these missing precincts will give Fra- zier more than 1,500 votes at.utmost. {t is generally predicted that Frazier’s lead over. Langer will be less than 5,000, G .Thomas Hall has been nominated. With the best of ‘league territory in, thesecretary of state has a lead of about 6,000 votes. It is not expected that the territory to be heard from will cyt this ted more than 2,000 to 3,000 votes. a . For state treasurer jt isa horse race. Steen is leading Walker by 1,- 30esin almost. complete -teturns: ist 454 No. complete returns on treasuretship’ have been received ‘ag yet. frdm Dickey, Grand Forks, Moun- trail, Nelson, Traill, Walsh, Ward and Williams. ; Steen is expected to pile up a heavy lead in Grand Forks, Nel- son. Traill and Walsh. It is not ex- nected that Walker can pile upa suf- ficient lead in Dickey, Mountrail, Ward and Williams to overcome Steen’s lead as everywhere Walker ‘has been’ running behind Frazier, and! in many counties Steen has been run- ning ahead of Langer. ~ Chance For Others Out side of Hall and Steen, there seems a chance of putting over at least’ one and probably two railroad commissioners. Stutsman is running ahead of Milhollan and Williams and Krueger are giving Dupris, and Mc- Donnell a merry pace. Dupuis, Mil- hollan and O'Connell are running far behind Governor Frazier's vote. In some counties the light vote on these places is a peculiar feature of the campaign. Miss Minnie Nielson fs maintaining a good lead. The race between Christianson and Richardson, is very close. The league has lost out on the (Red Flag bill and the I. V. A. cam- paign on the referred measures has been successful in each instanee. It means that thé laws providing for state sheriff, smelling committee and absent voters law are dead letters. Three Are Sure It is now certain that. the anti- Townley organization has nominated the fellowing. ‘Burtness, congressman First district; Young, congressman Second district; Thomas Hall, secre- tary of state. There’ isa possibility that Christian- son will lead Richardson, and Miss Minnie Nielson seems safe in her lead over Miss Johnson. If Steen is nom- inated ‘then the anti-Townley organi zation has probably put over one or two members of the railroad commis- sioners. Ladd’s lead over Gronna in almost complete returns is 2,672. With pre- cincts to be héard from Ladd will lead Gronna by less than 4,000 votes. White polled in counties heard from 3,723 and it is estimated that his total vote will reach 5,000. Reports that the Democrats did not get enough votes to preserve their} party representation on the general election ballot in November are not berne out by the facts. It is estimat- ed that at least 10.000 democratic bal- lots were cast and it is believed that in the fallvelection there will be at least 15.000 and more democratic bal- lots. Under normal conditions the democrats of the state should poll ap- proximately 25,000 votes. SHORTHORN CATTLE SALE TOTALS $67,360 Grandin, N. D., July 7.—The Short- horn sale held at the farm of B. W. Avlor at the Riverview Ferm, near here recently, brought a total of $6 360. Fifty-nine head of Shorthorns, females and 4 bulls, which, sold at public auction at Riverview Farm, near Grandin, Monday, June 28th, brought an average of $1,140.00. This is conceded to be the most successful Shorthorn sale ever held in tHe north- west. Bidding among the crowd of 1,500 was brisk, and the fact that good Shorthorns are in demand was vacation; that's all,” he explai Foreman Nichols has charge of the bridge of the Rock Island between Herrington and Pratt. very evident. All with the exception of two lots went to North Dakota and Minnesota. for the U. S. treasury department, made-the arrests ‘under orders from Harris Bennett, collector for the port of Duluth. Warrants in connection with the same case are out for Frank Schesser, of a local clothing company, and partner in a cigar store, and for John Hamilton, an automobile sales- mag, It is claimed Hamilton left the city. Disposal Not Alleged Federal officials assert that a large consignment of whiskey was brought across the border a‘few mfles this side of Pigeon and placed in a cabin there; that those accused arranged for and put it into transportation from there to Duluth. Disposal here is not charged in the, formal information filed: Murphy and Brady were arraigned before a United States commissioner here this noon and Schaefer. who was arrested this afternoon, will be ar: rainged later. Both Murphy and Bradley pleaded not guilty and waived examination pending the meeting of the federal grand jury here July 13. They were released on bonds of $2,000. each. : RAIL HEARING ON RATE PLEA IS CONCLUDED Nearly Billion Increase is Asked of Interstate Commerce Cominission Washington, July 7,—Examination of testimony presented at hearings extended over several weeks was started ‘today by the interstate com- merce commission in preparation for its decision On the application of the railroads of the country for increas- ed freight rates’ amounting to at least one million dollars. The last of the hearings was held yesterday with shippers and carriers presenting their final argument... The commission is expected to hand down its decision about August 1. While no announcement has been made it is considered likely that the decision will provide for adjustment of rates so as to cover any wage increases giv- en employes by the -railroad labor board iny its forthcoming award. AUTO BANDITS OBTAIN $20,100 Chicago,, July 7.—Three automobile bandits held up two bank messengers on the West Side today and escaped with $20,100 in five, ten and twenty dollar bills. ‘| HEAVY WINDS IN S. D. HURT CROPS Aberdeen, S. D., July 7.—Crop con- ditions in this section of Northern South Dakota are not as favorable as a week ago, due to too heavy wind and rain storms, some hail, which practic- ally ruined 5,000 acres of grain and terrific hot weather which followed the rains. The weather for corn: the past week has been ideal but smaller grains have suffered as a result. Evi- dences of rust are showing. Much grain already is in the head. Crops in the lowlands are suffering from too much moisture. * DAKOTA GIANT WILL GIVE GOPHERS A | kere i | CHANCE TO SEE HIM oF | | + % Crookston, Minn., Ju'y 7.— John Aasen, height 7 feet and 11 inches, reputed to be.North Dakota’s tallest man, a resident of New Rockford, was in Crookston on Tuesday and traffic stopped on Main street for ten min- utes while the crowd rubbered at the prodigy. ? Aasen was on, hig way to Warren, where he will show: himself at the Marshall county fair. old and weights 431 pounds, DBMOGRATS IN HOMEWARD RUSH FROM THE WEST Nomination of Franklin Roose- velt as Vice-presidential Can- didate Ends Convention LEADERS. ARE -GRATIFIED Feel that Demonstration of En- eee Augurs Well for ‘icket’s Success San Francisco, July 7—Dele- gates to the Democratic nation- al convention, their work done and the big gathering adjourned in a last roar of enthusiasm for the party . standard _ bearers, Governor James M. Cox and Franklin D. Roosevelt, of New York, assistant secretary of the navy, were scrambling today for train accommodation. Mr. Roosevelt was due. to leave during ‘the day for Day- ton; O., to consult with Governor Cox, where. preliminary _ plans forthe campaign will be mapped out, subject to amendment and alteration when the party ma- chinery is organized and the ad- visers selected. The assistant secretary intends t) resign from the navy department as soon ‘as he can clear up his desk and will spend ter days or so ‘in Washing- ton for that purpose before shaping his campaign plans. Leaders Elated Democratic ‘leaders were elated over the spirit of harmony which marked the last hours of the con- vention. \ It was generally agreed that the convention had been a great success. If noise and unslighting display jof enthusiasm were a gauge of that suc- cess there was ample ground for th view. Up to the last the delegates were ready to cheer, or demonstrate at every opportunity. . In a way the scene yesterday when Mur. Roosevelt was nominated rivalled thet of the breakup early in the morn- ing of the McAdoo-Cox deadlock and the nomination of Gov. Cox. What ‘it. lacked in the intenge “expectancy of the last ballot the:Roosevelt. nomina- tioh mmadesup ein te “swiftness: with- which the decision was:reached. Speeches Made Nominating speeches were again the order of the day when the con- vention assembled“at noon. Half a dozen candidates were put up for ward and\there was evidence that a strong movement was on to name 4 man from the west. The speakers appealed from recognition of the west’s share in Mr. Wilson's second election. Just before that, however, 4 final. demonstration had followed the reading of a telegram from Gov. Cox by Chairman Robinson thanking the convention for its expression of faith in him. Tammany for Him With order restored the:nomination of vice-presidential candidate went ahead while on the flooy a flurry of activity among the delegation leaders showed: that something was in the wind.’ It centered about the New York delegation where Roosevelt's big figure had loomed up earlier but was. now; notably mising. Word got about that Gov. Cox had thrown hi: influence to the assistant secretary and that Tammany objections to his nomination had been sunk in the de- sire for party harmony. A! sweeping endorsement of Mr. Roosevelts’ candidacy by Gov. Smith, of New York, set the ball rollins. Speaker after speaker reappeared to withdraw opposing candidates and second the Roosevelt) nomination a wave of cheering swept through the; hall. The end of the convention wasi at hand when former Gov. Francis, of Missouri, signalled withdrawal of his name iby a motion for the suspen-| sion of rules and nomination by ac- clamation of the New Yorker. The shout of “ayes” that followed his nomination shook.the roof of the | massive civic auditorium or the last} time and the exodus of delegates was (Continned on Page Bight) WEATHER REPORT | e o ty-four hours ending at noon, Wednesday, July 7. Temperature at 7 a. m. 57} Highest yesterday 78} Lowest yesterday . 59] Lowest last night. Precipitation .. fs Highest wind velocity eri Forecast \ For North Dakota: Fair tonight and Thursday; somewhat warmer Thurs- day. For twen' Lowest Temperatures | 50 Fargo .... seeseeegene 5 Williston 54 Grand Forks . 50, St. Paul . 56 Winnipeg 48 Helena .... 4s Chicago . 62) 44 ift Current Swift 64 Kansas City .. . ORRIS W. ROBERTS. Meteorologilst. STRIKES MOB CREW; 2 SHOT East St. Louis, Ill, July 7.—Two men were wounded, one ‘seriously, when a crowd, said to have been composed of striking switchmen, at- tacked the crew of a switch engine He is 23 years, lin the yards of the Southern Raii- NEXT “FIRST LADY”. OF LAND? Mrs. James M. Cox and daughter, Anne Mrs. James E. Cox, wife of the Democratic presidential nomi- nee, is proud of her baby girl, the only child in the Cox family. RAINS BENEFIT CROPS; STORMS: ~ CAUSEDAMAGE Bismarck Vicinity Benefitted by Showers in Last ‘Twenty- four Hours Rain again ed many places: in the staté”in the last 24 Hours, acedra-} ing to the weather bureau report to-| day. 3 | Bismarck received nearly one-fourtn of an inch of rainfall: Rainfall re- ported from other places follows: Williston, .01; Dickinson, .63; James- town, .58; Napoleon/.75; Dunn Center, .04; Bottineau, .12. pt Rains of the last few days have been accompanied by heavy winds and hail in many sections, and considerable damage has been reported. The, rains, however, -have given enough moisture for the growing grains, in the opinion of many farm- ers. Rust and hail are the two chief dangers in this territory at this time. Golden Valley was in the path of a storm last Saturday. A big barn, windmill and other small buildings on the farm of rank Peabody, one mile north of town, was blown down. . Out- buildings on the farm of Frank Stone were scattered. but the dwelling house was not damaged. Heavy ‘damage also occurred in Mercer and Oliver countie Thou- nds of dollars of damage was done by a storm of cylconic proportions , around Hannover. AMERICAN LEGION MEN RESPOND TO MAYOR'S APPEAL! Miami, Fla., July 7.—Three hun-; dred members of the American! Legion called out by Mayor’ Smith,} prevented a threatened race is turbance growing out of the hurling of a bomb into a negro dwelling late last night from an automobile said to have been occupied by white men. The explosion ‘of the bomb resulted in no casualties, but reports that the negroes, who gathered in the streets by the hundreds, were arming them- selves, caused Mayor Smith to call on the Legion members, who Batrolted | t | the streets throughout the night. The negroes have been assured hy; the authorities that they will be pro-; tected and that every effort will he} made to apprehend the/ men who} threw the bomb. j HUNT ROBBER. | | OF DIAMONDS, San Francisco, July 7—No trace of) the bandit who bound, gagged and} robbed Mrs. C. E. Moeller of New York,| guest and traveling companion of Mrs,| John Hylan, wife of New York’s may-j or, in the exclusive Fairmont hotel here last night, had been found by the| police early today. i Fight diamond rings, valued_at $4,-! 000 and $200 in cash were taken by; the robbers. | -— te | COUPLE SEEK OUT | SICK PASTOR TO | PERFORM WEDDING | | | La Crosse, Wis., July 7.—A hospital NORTH DAKOTA VOTES FOR COX San Francisco, July 7.—North Da- kota delegates td the Democrati€ con- vention are homeward, bound today, satisfied with the nominations. The delegation, after giving McAdoo and Balmer, divided support, with a few votes for Cox, swung solid for Cox on the 43rd_ ballot. announced the vote of 10 for Cox and most of the delegates joined in the Cox parade. LEGION TO HOLD: STATE MEETING AUGUST 25-26 iLt. Col. Theodore Roosevelt In- vited to Address the Con- vention The state convention of the Ameri- can Legion will be held in Minot, Aug- ust 25 and 26. tween 1,500 and 2,000 delegates will attend and as it) will be some problem to properly house all of the vistiors the Minot members are arranging to take the! visitors to their homes, and other citizens will gladly open their homes to these young men. Lieut. Col. Theodore Roosevelt has been invited to attend the meeting} and there are hopes that he may at- tend. At this time, the Riverside | Park will be ‘dedicated as the New Roosevelt Park in memory of the late Theodore Roosevelt. The beautiful park lies along the Roosevelt trail. F. R. Landers of Minot, the vice state commander, and Major A. G. Crane, commander of the William G. Carroll Post, are in charge of the arrangeme The Jy issue of the legionaire, the official state publication, will be devoted to .the convention and to Minot) ) A number of fine bands will accom- pany the delegates to the convention. The Fargo delegates will bring a fifty piece band. ’ Devils Lake will bring their band also. ONE IN FIVE IN U. S. HAS MONEY IN BANK, REPORT Washington, July 7—Depositors in national banks an) May 4 numbered 20,380,359, an average of more than one account for every five persons, the highest total in the history of the country, Comptroller of the Currency; Williams announced tonight. The in- crease in depositors during the last |ten years has been 12,689,882, or 165 per cent, . Resources of the national banks at ;the time of May 4 call aggregated $22,038,714,000, the largest total re- ported except that of December 31, 1919, Comptroller Williams _ stated. The ine e since May 12, 1919, was $1,21 000, The total deposits re- ported on May 4 amounted to $16, 924,545,000, : The total value of Liberty bonds held as collateral by all national banks on May 4 had been reduced $677,000,000, the Comptroller said, and the total amount of Victory notes held collateral had been reduced to $228,000,000. Capital surplus and undivided prof- its of national banks on May 4 amounted to $2,813,068,000, an in- Chairman Wooledge | It is expected that be-| GOLFERS START FIRST ROUNDS _ FOR PRIZED CUP Men and Women Engaged in Playing the Qualifying Rounds for Championship BISMARCK TEAM IS. VICTOR | Wins in Team Match Over Dick- inson, Fargo and Kenmare in Afternoon Play The state golf tournament be- ing held on the Country club links was in full blast today, with the men playing qualifying rounds for the championship and women engaged also in pre- liminary rounds of match play. Bismarck golfers entered into the individual play were encour- aged by the winning of the team match yesterday afternoon. This was the first complete event in the state tournament which was finished, and four cities were entered. The local players’ score was 457. The other cities entering teams were Dickinson, Fargo and Kenmare who finished in the order mentioned. Dickinson golfers scored 468, Fargo 485 and Kenmare’ 506. The local teams will receive an engraved shield for winning the match. It will be the property of the club until next year when the winner of the 1921 match will re- ceive it..Grand Forns who won this trophy last year did not have a team entered, This victory places thé local play- ers high in state golf circles. To win such a match a club must be re- presented by a well balanced group of golfers. In a team match each city has the privilege of entering as many contestants as she wishes. They play ;@ regular 18-hole round. The best five scores of each club are then counted, The team with the lowest number of points wins. The best |s¢ore yesterday afternoon was made by John Reuter, of Dickinson. He covered the 18-hole course in 86. Many remarkable scores were made yester- day, and considering the wind the ex- hibitions were very good. High Scores The, scores. of, the. five high men from each club are as follows: . Bismarck--A. §.. Bolster 86, John Hintgen 89,4. H. Neiter 91, C. € McLean 95, Judge L. L. Birdzell and Colonel Little tied:for 5th place witn 96 each. . s Dickinson—Reuter 86, L. Kostelecky 94 W, Kostelecky 97, Mandig 94. and Hunter 97. | Fargo—Brigtol 95, Wooledge 95, Sheldon 97, Barnard 98 and Ramsbot- tom 100. —~ Kenmare—Thomas 97, Lowe 99, Wemark 102, Knudson 104, and\Gross 104, | It is intersting to note that A. S. .Bostler’s score of 86 was the same as that made by John Reuter, 1919 state champion. Sixty Are Entered Nearly sixty golfers are entered in the tournament. It is predicted that | some unusually good golf will be dis- played on the local course before the close of the meet as the best players in the state are here contending for the championship. Bismarck has an excellent golf |; course. The nine holes, situated ona ‘rolling plain with plenty /of hazards ; and bunkers to add excitement to the | contests, makes an excellent course. | At nearly every hole there is some form of, bunker which necessitates the player to use his best skill in order to keep his score down. Tn the team matches Tuesday after- noon the players gave good exhibi- tions of golf. For a player to keep ‘his score below fifty in a nine hole course requires skill with the driver. mashie and putter. A great many did jeven better than this, many of them making below 45. Sixteen to Qualify The qualifying rounds in the men’s championship will be finished today. | Of the 50 contestants only 16 can qualify to play for the championship of North Dakota. It is difficult to pick a winner this year and the possibili- ties are for a “dark horse.” John Reuter, of Dickinson, 1919 champion. jis giving other aspirants a chance at the title. ‘ Chasing a ball over nine holes on a | golf course is not an easy task so the, ladies of the club serve refreshments to the weary golfers during their rounds. While the drinks don’t have y “kick,” nevertheless they are sat- isfying and cooling té the exhausted golf ball chasers. ‘ Local Ladies Compete In the womey’s championship five local ladies are entered. Eight women were successful in the qualifying rounds run off Tuesday afternoon. (Continued on Page Eight) | HUBBY FORGETS ALL -- ABOUT WASHING; LETS | ELECTRIC MACHINE RUN | oo Helena, Mont., July 7.—Helena rail- way circles are smiling. A’well knowp Northern Pacific enginer undertook to do the week’s washing in an elec- trii machine, during his wife’s ab- sence. He dumped in the clothes and started the machine when a call boy informed him he had been called for room was the scene of the marriage of | crease of $254,008,000 since May 12|an emergency run. All things but his Muriel Liiéretia Spafford and Olaf W.| James of this city. They were mar- ried in a sick room because they! would not permit none other than Rev. | H, Witherbee, who is ill, to perform | the ceremony. Mr. Witherbee had mar- | ried the parents of the bride 20 year road here and precipitated a revolver duel. ago at Melrose. of last year. LONG VOYAGE. Honolulu, July. 7.—Harry Pidgeon, fifty-one years old, of Wilmington, Cal., arrived here in a 34-foot yawl in which he sailed alone from San Pedro, Cal., on June 4. engine vanishing -from his mind, the railroader dashed for the yards. Five days later he returned. The washing machine was still on the job, but of [the clothes only a handful of white shreds remained.. And when wifey came home, Oh, Boy!