The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 7, 1920, Page 4

é PAGE FOUR BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN - : : . Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO , tO ette Bldg. resge Ig. a PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK = - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. Editor for publication of all news credited to it or not. otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published erein, All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year. $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in é é Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bism: Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........... THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) A CLEAN SAVING The quarterniaster general of the army con- fesses that one branch of the government is mak- ing money. During March, 4,854,891 pieces of clothing and other articles were laundered in government- . owned and operated laundries at a total operating cost, including military and civilian payroll, sup- plies, overhead and incidental expenses, of $126,- 818. The gross receipts to the government for this work amounted to $173,902, resulting in an estimated profit of $47,084. The average cost. of operations was $26.12 per thousand pieces. But, sad to remember, everybody can’t get laundry done by the army! He who asks prices and runs away will have something to spend another day. LUCK _ Much has been written and more said about “luck and pluck,” the oddly assorted twins, But it is true, strangely, that peopie place more emphasis on friend “luck,” than they do on friend “pluck.” Observe carefully the parting words given any- one starting on an exploring expedition into the whys and wherefors of this life. “Good luck to you!” the world!” F < Those are sweet words for the explorer, for they come from the bottom of the hearts and they catry the best wishes and hopes. But neverthe- less one will hotjce there is always that word “luck” included. It is a characteristic of the peo- ple. . It is always: “I wish you all the luck in Clemenceau has told a few things about the making of the treaty, but Colonel House is still still. ON THE PULLMAN Government has passed from the stately halls; chiefly for one achievement—the creation and| White delegates, but they didn’t have of congress and into the brown leather, cinder and soap-perfumed smoke-washrooms of Pullman cars. We dumped the League of Nations in the Mis- issippi river. We improved the federal service system before we reached Union Center. Junction City flitted by the window while we signed a treaty with Germany. We overruled the supreme court and told the U. S. Steel it was a trust. Incidentally we called for the resignation of the attorney general. In ten miles we gave the people light wine and beer, legislated ouija out of existence, settled the switchmen’s' strike and were about to stabilize in- dustry by the simple process of compelling em- ploye to love employer and vice ver'sa. We beheaded governors as the car jolted thru their states. Long, long before we reached the seaboard we had deported every Red and brought him back again except the one in the seat next to the window, who gave spice and kick to our de- liberations. , For 1,500 miles we ran the nation. I’m sure each of us, as a good American, felt sorry for the nation- when the Pullman Congress adjourned. We had to leave these United States in the same sad pickle that we found them. Too bad, beloved countryman. ’Tis tough! When the women get into politirs, the seledtion of a favorite daughter will be a sort of beauty contest. Wok THE BOY SCOUTS Herbert Hoover, who seems to be a rather un- usual fellow in a good many ways, a sort of peo- ples’ candidate for the presidential nomination, seems sound on other things than food and politi- cal platforms. Herbert is for the Boy Scouts. He is for our kids. He sees into the future and he has seen}Townley’s Leader finds a profane opportunity to what the Boy Scouts of America are doing and have done. Fortunately and happily, Herbert Hoover was one of the guests at the annual din- ner of the Boy Scouts in the east a short time ago. Like other speakers Hoover took occasion to say nice things about the “bunch.” But he went further than that. He touched on one of the biggest of present day American prob- lems, that of one country and one flag, the ce- menting together of those many elements which when fused into the Scout melting pot emerge 100 per cent Americans. This is what Hoover says about the Boy Scouts: “I do not know of any form of Americanization that produces so real an American as the Boy Scout program. I am told there are eight. million Fen tire Wala Devuibevetn ras The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use | 7.20 + 6.00 woman The reply was to hustle the inquirer to the nearest —_____— ] door. Others were chased about the galleries by longer have an Americanization problem.” There must be a lot of dads who would feel that Hoover would be a pretty safe chap to send down to Washington. Anyway, chances are by the way he talks, he’d sort of keep open-house for Boy Scouts! A western widow threw and tied a burglar. This is a new version of the widow’s might. HECKLING HECKLERS Friends of Irish freedom: heckled the Senate thé other day. The Senate got real peeved about it, pushed the woman hecklers out of the senatorial corridors and guarded the doors. “Why not eject the English from Ireland?’’ one shouted at the distinguished lawmakers. doorkeepers, and, finally pushed outside. The Senate went on with its business, but many a senatorial countenance was ruffled in frowns. For distinguished senators don’t like being heckled. On the other hand, however, they are not so opposed to heckling when they may be hecklers. Indeed, they are quite willing to be hecklers in Ireland’s be- half when they may take a whirl at twisting the lion’s tail. The great senatorial sport has been heckling England. Anything the Senate could do, or say, to create a breach between this country and England has been done on the Senate floor, and in committee room: Nowhere else in all the world has England been heckled as often, as thoroughly, as senselessly, as in the United States Senate. So why should the senators feel so peeved about it when a few women heckle the Senate in behalf of Ireland? Can it be that the Senate reserves for it- self all right and privileges of heckling England? Ladies, please don’t heckle the Senate any more, the dear senators don’t like being heckled. They would much rather hecklers themselves. D’Annunzio has lost the center of the state to d’flation. The next big job is to find a way to can the railroad jam. The bootlegger cares not who furnishes the cof- fin if he can furnish the kick. EDITORIAL REVIEW ‘Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinions of The Tribune. They. are pe sented here in order chat our readers may have both sides of important issues which are being discussed im the press of the day. THE GOSPEL OF BEDLAM Ten years hence, when Mr. Townley and his well-paid crew of political organizers have been relegated to the limbo of forgotten things along with Sockless Jerry Simpson and Mary Ellen Lease we shall, in all probability, remember them ‘stimulation of class hatred. As the wartime Ger- man was taught to hate every human being on! DARK HORSES MUST BE 35 TEDDY JR. BACKERS LEARN. earth who opposed Germany’s international pol- icy, so the disciples of Townley are being educat- ed to hate everything that is opposed, however sincerely, to Townley’s cause. Launcelot is left not brave nor Galahad clean. Reputations are right, nor even honest, that disagrees with Town- ley doctrine. Hatred is the subject of every po- litical sermon—hatred of duly constituted au- thority, hatred of all business, hatred between * get by having a friend who knows employer and employed, hatred between farmer somebody who knows somebody else | who knows where to buy it at bar- is the gain rates. It's cheaper, but scarcer. and villager—hate, hate, hate, nothing but hate. Passion, the lowest of human emotions, only one to which Mr. Townley appeals. His ar- tion, not cooperation; disunion, not union—these Boy Scouts for one generation, we would fo |< are not all sipping raspberry sodas and oat . 3 t : © | Singer ale. (Not those who know their j * besmirched, motives are impunged—nothing is| way around. tions-on convention bootleg booze: It’s sold largely to strangers. gument for votes is baited with rancor. Opposi-| Ting the bell and ask the bellhop, and . if he happens to be the right kind of a bellhop he'll get the stuff. .MONDAY, JUNE 7, 1920 “The South was Going to Send Some White Delegates but They Didn’t Have Any.”’ By Will Rogers 1 To show they were real Republican Famous Oklahoma Cowboy Wit and] strongholds two Southern states found Goldwyn. Motion Picture Star delegates of both sides. (Copyright, 1920, by The ‘Newspaper nates Enterprise Association.) There are several states in the California’s fifteen delegates started | South where the negroes are allowed to the Chicago convention accom-| to vote, but not over one where it's panied by sixty hootleggers. even counted. * * + % As these delegates were elected by As far as qualifications go I think the people the chances are they will! Knox has the most suitable name for be unseated! before they reach Denver,! an American prosident especially at Fee oe this. time. I see where they are cutting pes a lot of delegates down to hal a vote. Guess they will let the half-a-vote delegates nominate the vice-president. * Speaking of Knox, I see where the whole convention is getting superstitious and beginning to knock Wood. e * * The South was going to send some| They will mess around a week and about next Thursday or Friday, Pen- rose will tell ‘em-who’s nominated. | “FRIENDLY” BOOZE CHEAPER THAN ‘‘BELLHOP’’ BRAND By Edward M. Thierry ‘ 'N. E. A. Staff Correspondent Chicago, June 7.—Thirsty delegates everything. “Shucks boy's only The bubble burst-—— said the kill-joy, “the Don’t you birds know a man’s gotta’ be 35 to be President?” or Troubles keep piling up for Repud- Here are the latest market. quota-} lican National Committeemen. = “ ° ‘Friendly whiskey, one pint, $7.50. Beilhop whiskey, one pint, $10 to “Friendly” whiskey is the kind you “Bellhop” whiskey isn’t as good. y SvuaE They’re being run ragged these days. Contesting delegates {alk them to {do something to help the farmers tht ott atthe th tt tt ttt td atte | ’ JUNE BRIDES AND DELEGATES death in the “Supreme Court” room down at the Coliseum, and after hours in hotel lobbies. Indignant women are planning to Picket the convention as a final prod to put over a suffrage ratification plank. Irish patriots are demanding recog- nition—and drys are buttonholing committeemen' demanding a bone-dry plank. And now a delegation of 10 horny- handed farmers have arrived to te! their. agricultural troub!es to the con mittee. Charles Barnett, a Democrat by. poli- tics and a farmer by occupation, is at the head of the farmer delegation. He's at the head of a movement of organized farmers in the ‘South, and he plans to tell the G. 0. P. committee that if the big political parties don’t we'll add be scratching vatnly for food one of these days. + 2 2 “I don't know whether the Senate will investigate me or not,” said a woman voter, “but I’m going to vote for Hiram, and J'll accept a poppy and a nice, big orange with thanks.’ soe oe A carload of poppies and oranges, brought all the way from California in iced baggage cars, will deluge Chicago, Saturday when the Johnson delegation arrives on a special train. Linton Physician 1. Dr. R. R. Hogue, of Linton, who has been ill in St. Alexius hospital for sev- eral days, is improving. He under- went an operation. For Sale Furniture Bedroom furniture. kitchen cabinet, book case and writing desk combined, sanitary couch, kitchen table, small rockers and several other articles. MRS. MORGAN 222 3rd St. Phone 758 Prices EVERETT TRUE - By Condo | HER TROUBLES ARE OVER NOW, STATES THIS ST. PAUL MA “Jt has not been many years since my wife enjoyed such fine health or felt so well generally as she does since taking Tanlac,” said George BE. Van Doren, a well-known machine designer residing at 294 West Albans St., St. (Paul, Minn., in a statement the other day. “Several years ago my wife suffered’ a general breakdown,” he continued, “and since that time her health has been miserable. She had indigestion so bad that nearly everything she ate soured on her stomach and'caused her to have heavy, nauseated feeling in her chest for hours afterwards. She suffered from constipation and con- stantly had to be taking laxatives. Her nerves were badly upset andglit- tle noises she had always been used to would startle her terrible. She was restless at night, got very little sleep and had lost so much strength and energy that she looked’ like she was almost ready to give up any time. “I spent a lot of money on different medicines and treatments, ‘but every- thing failed until she tried Tanlac. But Tanlac didn’t fail and that is just the reason why her troubles have all left her and she is looking so well and strong today. She does not have to worry over what to eat now, because everything agrees with her and she does not suffer any bad after effects at all. She is free from, constipation and her nerves are so steady she can sleep all night long like a child. Since her troubles have disappeared she is getting back her strength and er rey and. says she is feeling like a different person altogether.” Tanlac is sold in Bismarck by Jos. Breslow, in Driscoll by IN. D: and J. HW. Barrette, in Wing by H. P. Homan, and in Strausburg by Strausburg Drug Co. , Advt. CUT WORNS 0 HOPPERS IN THE SEASON'S FIC Grass hoppers are reported in great quantities throughout the central and southwest portions of the state, but as yet no reports of damage have been recorded, says a bulletin on weather conditions issued today by Orris W. Roberts, United States. weather ob- server. Cut worms also are active in some parts of the state damaging corn and garden products, Mr. Roberts said. While the weather during the past week has been somewhat cool for corn, it was ideal for small grain and -the latter crops made excellent progress, the report says. The past- ures and ranges are improving and offer abundant feed for livestocx. «ractically all of the seeding in the state is completed except flax, which probably will all be in by June 15. Red Trail Good “Road conditions are excellent be- tween Beach and Bismarck, on the Red Trail,” said Mr. Roberts, “They are generally in good condition be- tween Bismarck and Jamestown. e- tween Valley City and Jamestown they are somewhat rough. Between Valley City and Bluff short detours are neces- sary because of bad roads. “Tourists reaching the city yester- day from Fargo report the roads im- passible between Fargo and Detroit, Minn., being especially bad in the vicinity of Lake Park: It is suggest- ed that ourists to the east make care- ful inquiry at Fargo regarding the ‘best route to take east. The Black Trail is reported in good condition between Devils Lake and'sLemmon, South Dakota.” are the watchwords of the Minnesota campaign. depend oR what the mlndlomman has to . : ay. f rc > Before us is a report, presumably accurate since | PiYsion ote OM 100 Per cent com it appears in Mr. Townley’s Minnesota Leader, of ae yes, it can be had in large quan. B ae . ities, too—anything up to 1,000 cases. a recent speech by Mr. Townley’s candidate for] "A" chicago man slipped ‘the word governor, Dr. Shipstead. We select some random | around the Congress Hotel lobby that hrases: he had been approached by an agent | P eS: : »| 0a booze ring who claimed to have “Minnesota has been robbed of her resources.” | 1,000 cases—guaranteed bonded—he “ : ate « was willing to sell at $110 a case. De- : These cunning Politicians - sold these iron] tivered, too tor qcainall extra charge mines for a mess of pottage. of $1 a case. “The brigands first established their news- yas 5 r A penitentiary warden and two real papers,” ete. sheriffs—not the movie kind, but the “These men were able to steal resources worth | rea! so0ds—are in Chicago, whooping aes a things up for Johnson. hundreds of millions,” etc. “No, we ain't goin’ to shoot up Hi ii . H. Mallon .. ley’s| the convention,” said Sheriff Mike; ee also, Captain S on, Mr. Town ys Sheehan, “but me and Sheriff Bo choice for lieutenant governor: If elected, he} Veate came all the way from Califor- says he “might be able to split that gang of foot-| nia to help put Hiram over—if wo d h itt 1 have to organize a posse to chase out pads on the (senate) committee so you could be] the coyotes who don’t see things like represented on a few of them.”. And also: +e 8 “Tf I] we do.” should get to the capitol alone among that bunch of highbinders,” etc. In the Biblical story of Jacob and Esau, Mr. eee The old G. O. P. dope kettle got all stirred’ up and’ dripped over the edges when Colonel Theodore Roose- velt, Jr., blew into town. ! Delegates stared at him and report- ers trailed him as he dashed in and out of Wood, Johnson and Lowden “Jacob of thousands of years ago,’”| campaign headquarters and finally | cornered Chairman ‘Will Hays for a attack Jacob A. O. Preus, one of Dr. Shipstead’s opponents. [A CITIZEN OF THIS i THE NEXT SPEAKER With BES vs T= la MAN -WHOM “OU ALL KNOW, Rainfall Recorded Rainfall recorded on the weather map in the last forty-eight hours is at a an as follows: Bismarck, tract; Grand y a | 4 Forks, .10; Dickinson, .81;, Ellendale, area | 14; Lisbon, .69; Amenia, .36; Lari- more, .18; Grafton, .36; Pembina, .18; IMISTER. J. BOSCS WORTH SMYTHLY, : ne Fessenden, .07; Napoleon, .19; Dunn Center, .25; Bowbells, .07, 1) We HAVE OER DIScvssion A Hardest Tool-Stee! Yet Discovered. When a too, becomes dull, time is required to sharpen it, and time in a machine shop fs expensive. A_ tuol that will cut hard materials and still keep its edge saves both time and mon- ey. Eleven years ago Professor J. 0. Arnold, of Sheftield, England, invented the alloy of steel in which the metal’ vanadium was Introduced to provide a cutting power greater than that of! other steels. As a result very rapid’ production became possible. He has; now produced a steel of even greater! cutting power in which the alloy mo- | lybdenum replaces the tungsten pres- ent in all vanadium-alloy steels, forn- ing six per cent of the steel instead o? the eighteen per cent of tungsten. It eclipses the cutting power of all its rivals—Popular Mechanics Maga- zine. says the Leader, “was able to impose upon ‘his blind father and cheat his brother, but Jacob of today cannot impose upon the people of Minne- sota,” ete. The language of bedlam; the gospel of damna- tion. Invective in the place of argument; Bil- lingsgate instead of reason—and at the very mo- ment in American history when realization of the community of interests among classes is of para- mount importance! Mr. Townley’s idea of ‘politics seems to be to set the classes at one another’s throats. It is the| like that! approved idea of the socialist demagogue, but that does not make it the right idea, does it?— 1 wy . friendly chat. delegate excitedly. ‘Maybe Teddy Junior’s going to be} Gosh! a dark horse. “Sompinjs up, sure!” breathed a With a name Roosevelt for President! He'll sweep the convention!” { The tip spread. Everybody was talk- ing about it. Enthusiasm grew. And then some unimaginative statis- | NOTICE The Will school kindergarten, directed by Miss Matilda Wil- liams, will move to th eWilliam Moore school Friday evening and open in that school Monday morn- ing at 9:30 a .m. New children past four and under six may en- Toll at that time and all now in attendance are expected to report at the William Moore school at the above hour. The hours and ar- rangements of the Wachter school kindergarten will remain the same as heretofore. Rr Saye