The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 25, 1920, Page 4

| | \ i FOUR RISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE _ THER 1SMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffico, Bismarck, ‘N, D., as Second Class Matter A GEORGE =. MANN, Pl pedi ee ee Editor Foreign Représentatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY, Piptpemaste - - ME AYNE, , BURNS AND SMITH sme rORK, = a Fifth Ave. Bldg. X%EMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS Mee Associated Press is exclusively entitled to tha use ‘sv publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise vedited tp this paper and also the local news published vercin. All rights 780. Feaerved: DETROIT, -Kresge Bldg. {£ publication of special dispatches herein are MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE vaily by carrier, per year one 87. 20 "ally by mail, per year (In Bismarck) . daily by mail, per year (In state outside Bismarck).. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) SEB TWO AUTOCRATS It must make the shade of Napoleon sick to see the way that other ex-autocrat, Wilhelm Hohen- zollern, is behaving. Napoleon had what might be called historical imagination. He was deter- mined that history should remember him as a hero and so contrived to make a heroic exit from the stage which he held so long. Defeated at Waterloo, he did not go into hid- ing, but wrote a letter in which he committed himself to the protection of England, “my most powerful ad most generous of foes.” Then he surrendered hiaself to the commander of the ship Bellerephon of the British navy, later to be trans- ported io the rock-bound island of St. Helena. And 1» this day ti eve is engraved in every school- boy’s mind the fa:nouws picture of him standing on the roek, arms fulded, eyes across the sea. He dicd ' St. Helena in 1821 and 19 years later his body ws brought back to Paris, where in 1815 he had ‘. en execrated as the cause of. France’s troubles. Six hundred thousand Parisians fol- lowed his kody .o its tomb. As an autocva. the kaiser gave a fairly good imitation “Nejoloon, As an ex-autocrat, hiding from pro. -se1 vers behind the ampde skirts of the qu: f Hoiland, Wilhelm Hohenzollern is but ar: i.:crnational comedian. HOUSE CLEANING There comes a time each year in the life of the head of the family when there is a state of unrest in his home. The air seems charged with electricity, needing a flash only to change in double-action lightning. Mother mopes. And reads the want ads. And pays particular attention to the publicity of rug cleaners and paperhangers. And waits expectant And then there comes a day, a smiling spring day, when mother senses afar, intuitively. Presto! Down comes the curtains, out go the rugs, in comes women with hot water and scrub brushes and pails. The whole place is topsy-turvy Not a spot in the house where a man can sit down and read his paper. i Meals? Perish the thought! it is'a butet luncheon taken standing off the kitchen. stove. Beds? Not the first night after the morning | this paroxysm'of cleanliness begins. All the beds are “down” and the best to: be offered is a mat-} tress on the den floor.’ And what may have become of father’s golf clubs, and his fishing tackle, and the. best gun? What? Nobody answers. Oh, yes, mere man, who is really not so mere, has other troubles besides trying to éase over a living for mother and the children. House clean- ing time is one of them. ISN’T IT A WONDER? A studious chap had just finished reading John Drinkwater’s play, “Abraham Lincoln.” He threw the book on the table with a satisfied air. “Great book,” said the chap. someone didn’t think of it before.” There's 2n idea! It’s a wonder someone didn’t think of it be! ve. No douut fol’: said the same thing after “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” was written. They said it, we are sure, :fter Linc». had nttered his undying Gettys- bur, address ari when John Greenleaf Whittier too!: hs si.ople dull story of Maude Muller’s life and made of it . thing of beauty. They © © ss.ing it at every advent of a new idea. Ev ory psthologist now knows the chemistry of unt!‘ rhoid and anti-tetanus serum. It’s a Wonder someon, didn’t think of such things years and years ‘go. t’s a wonder some citizen of the Roman er vire * ‘+t figure out. such a simple thine *-* a. gravitation instead of waiting for Sir ic Newton to do it in 1700. Nine + nes.in ter “he employe who does the best worl is the on vho has learned to save. inf Ru: nal affairs are none of our busi- ness; her internal af!<irs are our chief concern. Europe thinks we should bear our share of the burden, but not interfere in such little matters ay the trimming of the Jugo-Slavs. “It’s a wonder | > | WITH THE EDITORS = | ee eee LOST—A WHEEL HORSE The Nonpartisan league will have to find an- other wheel horse in the house. At the 1919 reg- ular session the roll call was read Alberts, Arnold, etc., but Alberts didn’t always quite get the bill and the way to vote and really made mistakes— from the league standpoint. When the special session of the legislature’ was called last Novem- ber George Totten, Jr., proved himself'a son of his father. He made up the list for the roll call and merely tock the liberty of re-arranging the al- phabet. His roll call went “Arnold, Alberts,” etc., and Arnold always voted to the complete satistac- tion of Mr. Lemke, et al. Now that Arnold has kicked over the traces, repented and aligned him- self forevermore against Townleyism, Lemke will have to pick a likely candidate with equal brains —if such brains may be perverted—whose name is like unto Aasgaard or Abraham. For when Arnold set the pace the balance of the leaguers followed with a like vote of “Yes” whether they knew what the bill was or not. Of course it is rather hard on the wheel horse; he has to pay such close attention.—Devils Lake World. LABOR AND THE RAILROAD BILL ~ There is no probability that .the “manifesto” the labor organizations against the Railroad Bill will be taken seriously by Congress. It is difficult to see how even the labor leaders can take it seri- ously. The objections suggest more than any- thing the activities of the lawyers who drew up the Brotherhood | endorsement of the “Plumb plan” last autumn, and who have been pushed aside since Congress ignored that plan with unan- imity. The formal protest of the memorial is directed mainly against four provisions of the labor dis- pute clauses. The law, it is alleged, denies la- dor’s “inalienable right to have an equal voice, vepresentation and vote in any tribunal. * * * which is to establish the compensation we. are to veceive.” This criticism manifestly has to do|* with the prescribing for the labor board of equal |}. vipartite representation by the management, the|” mmployes and the general public, and if the pro- est means anything, it is that the public’s repre- sentation on the board is objectionable. The pub- ic’s own view of that question is altogether dif-| ferent. Protest is made against the provision that the] } ‘hree labor members on the board shall represent ‘the employees and subordinate officials.” Those subordinate officials, it is get forth, constitute nly a small proportion of. the employees, and herefore deserve no such “special consideration.” 3ut would the unions have this class of employees utlawed so far as concerns representation on an rbitral board? If not, then with which class are heir personal interests identified—with the man- gement, the general public or the employees? One of the four means prescribed by the bill, ‘or settling disputes before the Labor Board is ‘hrough a “written petition signed by 100 unor- vanized employees or subordinate officials direct- y interested inthe dispute.” To this the me- nor’ ial objects as tending to “destroy all discipline | Ad lead to chaas.” xave full power to act on their own behalf; there- ‘ore their objection is tantamount to a protest nce8, except through the medium of the unions. 3ut if organized labor is to possess full rights in he matter, it is impossible to see why unorgan- |} zed labor should be denied all right of petition. “Particular and exclusive privileges,” we are| seo are conferred in “guaranteeing ; rext. informed, lividends,” whereby “the government which we have institute! for the common good is prostitut- 2d to establish the private interests of holders of vailway securities as a class.” The author df the House bill has already publicly explained that div- idends are not “guaranteed.” The 5 1-2 or 6 per ent on aggregate property valuation is from one point of yiew an average return, which many roads will not make; from another, essentially a maximum return, in that roads whose actual earnings exceed it must divide the excess with the government. It means the fixing of a rational standard for rate-making, the lack of which has crippled the usefulness of every precious railway regulation law. -The “holders of railway securities,” if they are to be regarded as a class, must include not only the individuals who have invested their money ‘in railway stocks and bonds, but the savings banks which have similarly invested the savings of the laboring classes. If the labor memorialists wish, force such government ownership as might be imagined to help along railway labor in its de- mands, then why do they not say so? Possibly because of their knowledge that the public at large has made up its mind against government ownership.—New York Post. Didn’t the other cabinet members show disre- spect when ae came at Snes call? The man whose job makes him teel important fis never imnortant. enough for his job. But the whion rgaiiizations | gainst giving non-union labor any voice what- |, h:ver ‘in’ asking ‘consideration :: of “its own griev- A through making these investments worthless, to] z ttt ttnttnttmettmin ea Je Lp OT ge Z ZZ SOUTHWARD HO! os Vila il THE, AUDI'LORIU M. A musical comedy of rapid action with its already famous Jerome Kern fox trots typical of its movement, i: the report preceding Henry W. - vage's gayest offering, that of the “i dn “Head Over Hee mes ty the Auditorium on the theatrical history that Mitzi discontinued her three Jong runs in New York, Boston and Chicago that made up practically all the life ve ~since. its beginnings protests of local newws- s Who praised ifs unusual quaint sto and almost continuous fn. Mischievous little Mitzi besides Weing the prima donna and comedienne that lovers of the theatre so well remember, is now an acrobat of real ability and a solo dancer, and there is added charm in that Henry’) W. Savage promises the cast and also the unusual chorus of which so much has been written for this engagement. paper crit THE REX When Hobart Henley, producer and director, secured the film rights te Edna Ferber's short: story, The Gay Ol Dog,”-thougtt 4 ’ just begun, he Ne: f—how he wanted ts put. Mi on, the screen — how he wanted to prove that there is gteat big sclplng dram jn: a simple story of is li those who er forget, y that sticks, aaerltieline slow- moving Jimmy Dodd, from the time he pyenty: eave and in love with y dog” ‘ite. Mr. Henley to write of Miss Kerbe delight over th writing a scenario that might dhaye been done by Ferber herself, Then there y the char must look like the o1 of the story. After much’ patient ing out, . Henley: pi rude Robinson Emily ; raine, Inez Mareel and Fra 1 son as the three sisters; Mary Cham ‘EAT, What You Will--When You Will— Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets Help ‘Digest the Meal. Good food in itself is barmless. 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He played Adith Wynne Mathison in “The 1” and was under the direction of Tuvid Belasco in “The Girl of the Golden West.” He also played.the lead [* “Going Some, and was with Lew Fields in “The High Cost of Living.” *“OUR STATESMAN” | By Bamund Vance Cooke | os t politicians’ ran, Old Michael Huntp the man Wi ‘ho puts it tals ¢ ring his well-known —“Mike Huntry !” name The party papers call him great And cite him in affairs of state, - 3 . ture him in front-page news John Cumberland, who bas | will be seen at the Bis ( ’ . Drev jome of | Friday and Saturday, ide from its | And print “his pictures and his her recent cot cd ats | novel endid pict |, “vie Fa oie Jimmy Dodd, “The Gas Old - Dog,” They call him “steadfast,” esate” and which will be shown today and tomor- | J row at the Rex theatre. sun on the latest Thomas H, In wo Crate Wi S| fellow” amount-Artcraft picture to the | sourceful, fltinge tonight for two days. The a staunch optim y AT THK ELTID ne Who ft into the inner cirele. of [reporter such a portrayed by) world will be. giyen | rhanks in picture, doubt $s who see Charles Ray in} will have an oe lete-of the. first class, and a chap who story concerns a Western country boy | refuses to give way to discouragement. who developed his biceps juggling fe because things don’t go just as he ex- crates. as helper to the ex 8 pected they would By example he at Pitt's J that quitters who are a pest and ‘dereryli of all that of rious charge, he comes to them. In th sepet, at and secures a job as sparring partner | least, Young Fellow of high- for a pug roped) ring st. Later he appears in the rena and. lands a knock: ly educe of the day, ional value to the young men out blow, which gains’ fame as the A “ogy crate wallop,”.on the jaw: of the ELTINGE 2 man who tried to frame the fight.) Thomas J. ¢ ington, one of the Through his. victory he discove Py} best known acte things that enable him to straighten | stage, cel on the screen or war release from | out the tangle in his home town and] the navy by ater ing the motion claim the hind of his . ure field. “Cheek- ‘Thomas H. Ince has a big W special, in Court, w bett in fighters, Al Kauffman, Tay Kirkwood, and Izale Glasser, and:-Cor-} , and the ff thatgmame anil Richard Stanton. THE BISMARCK Optimism of the Fairba is tlte keynote ‘of’ the story Young Fellow,” the latest ‘EVERETT TRUE « ‘Mother C: the Cort Theatre in > “The Copperhead. For years Mr. IT GETS MY IBEX Jo GAR THAT KIND OF A NOSE COMING FROM A FELLOW WHO WAS NO NGARER THE FRONT THAN THE WALL. STREET TRENCHES AND: CCGANSD ue HAND SEGELE buy 2 box now. Price AM cents the tifle role, and Ww ich ‘0 played opposite Lionel Ree! Carrigan has had an By Condo “| Use * | fabric, .| Demanding cost and pri “| “Wha rringlon has had a notable A year ago he played in the And da ke his name in yaln— “Mike Huntry !” When cost of living mownts on high, And peanien moan at each expense, come down, with a Our _ states: fro’ “Mike Huntry!” nan ansy When higir finances mets low produce? tion, With half the nations in a ‘uction, With eevry sort of super-tax Taid hea on the people's backs, He thrusts two fingers in his yest And throws these great words off his chest— “Mike Huntry !” ° When little-minded men are thrust Into the offices of trust | And, druns with petty power, Tiecome the tyrants of an hour, “hy Our statesman rolls his :eye’: and: Ws. pride and And swears by all te ‘strip gud stars— ‘4 Alike Huntry! oO 4 your attoem, W ‘at’ is yout reed? g H What ‘measures méet: a Udople's ‘need? Tema a slow and: solenin yow, * He flings his locks aljaft his brow, Tle wings his, And solemn ‘Mike Huntry ! 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