The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 13, 1920, Page 4

t cd POUR ..that doesn’t make*you happy. ~ will ever earn $50,000 a year.” ” . off your ccats and’ go to work! Wonder if Hig- ‘see it most. We notice jt on occasion, THE BISMARCK. TRIBUNE Entered at the. Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second S Class Matter ‘orcign Representatives Sk COMPANY, CHICAGO, A = < aN r G. LOGAN PAYNE DETROIT, Marquette Bldg. 7 : -Kresge Bldg. PAY, I + NE, BURNS AND SMITI | NEW YORK, ° . - : Fifth Ave. Bldg. | 4 “MEMBER O The Associated Press is du: entitled to the use for publication of all nev ital to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. es , All rights of publication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. OF CIRCULATIO: IN. ADVANCE MEMBER AUDIT PURES SUBSCRIPTION RA S PAYABLI Daily by carrier, per eS Daily by mail, per ye Daily by mail, per year (In state Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota . THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) eg WE GOT ALONG . You know how it is— The luxuries of yesterday are the necesities of today. It is so with human beings, and it is true} with collections of humar, beings. It seems true of the United States government. Having become) accustomed toa thing, the government, like an or-, dinary human being, imagines it can’t get along ‘without it. Something like that is the opinion of Washing- ton Correspondent Hunt, who is now writing for, thsi newspaper the results of his investigations of ' governmental ‘expenditures. Hunt. had run across all sorts ot Bureaus} sub-' départments, commissions, all war trimmings, , help-win-the-war accessories, all serving more or] legs.efficiently during;the war, and all exceedingly ankious to continue existing—and spending. “But we got: along without them before the war,” observes Hunt, “and perhaps could do so again.” *-“Some of them must go, and most of them must | suffer -heavy reductions in their estimates for 1921,” predicts Hunt, “if Uncle Sam js to keep his outlay anywhere near his income.” Incle Sam is like the fellow who feels the need fora couple of cars, a town house and a country home, but whose income cries “Ouch!” when he gets beyond ‘the one car and the one home. The: sensible fellows listens to that “Ouch!” The fel- low . who: finally lands in the bankrupt court doesn’t. Which is Uncle Sam going to emulate? 5.00, + 6:00 : Oy 20 So a e ‘ The‘Brooklyn bridal couple spending the honey-, Moon in jail haye hit upon the only way to beat the high-cost of living! ; ; . HOW TO SUCCEED « C.F. Higham, member ‘of British parliament, : says that cvery healthy man is a potential earner | of $50,000 a year. Then‘he tells how to go about . Maybe he ig “spoofing” us. But aiming at the $50,000 place, if we follow him, we might land a $25,000 job, which in itself is worth while. “Tho secret is to. get others to workout your | ideas,” he says. “And to have the courage of your convictions; to say' ‘yes’ ard ‘no’ and stick’to it.! Don’t be too tired to get up when Opportunity knocks at your door. Have an infinite capacity ’ for taking pains. Be ready for any question— for any emergency. Look and act prosperous. Be’ an optimist.’ Pessimists do not get far. Be kind. Be courteous—it’s the cheapest thing in the world. Never break your. ward. Business men are look-. ing for reliable men. Fire yourself from the job Take chances if you want big chances... Have faith in yourself. You will be judged by. what you can do, and do do. But no mai 4vho works for a minimum wage There, that’s how to earn $50,000" a year, Take | ham is earning that much or only telling the rest of us how to do it. , ‘Palmer has again pledged the full power, of his department to curb ‘the profiteers. He is one of the most encouraging promisers we have. ‘ i WAR MEMORIALS ““A living memorial.” This happy phrase was used by General ‘Pershing in commendation of the suggestions'that we should commemorate the de-' votion of those who died in the war by buildings | which could serve as centers of community life. soldiers and ‘sailors’ “monument, merely to be seen, is soon forgotten which exists by those who but as a rule it plays no quickening part in our lives, and we often see it at the wrong time and amidst the! wrong surroundings. The glance we give it may , be sordid. . Far different it is with some. beautiful building, a community house or an‘auditorium, which helps to bind us together in common sympathy, enjoy-) ment and aspiration. If our-boys died that wel might live, let us not erect for them some impos- ing tomb that marks the end of life, but rather| something to symbolize and further the very life| itself for which theirs was given. Let their youth appeal to youth and make it richer. And let the those who will “slumber over their tasks” even architectural details that speak more intimately When their livelihood-depends upon it, and they of them be ‘so woven into the heart of our struc-| have every incentive to work, but if all incentive ture ag to make’ their appeal at-the moment when! were removed, for all of us until the nation’s ac- our own hearts are softened and prepared to re.' cumulated wealth was consumed, we would then jbe as Russia is today—New Rockford State ceive their message. By such’a “living memorial” may we assure ; {have women do all of those things men do not jand up to recently. j honest men talk today. Ke _the Columbus convention, and a refusal of endorse- _ throw of the government itself, there is a genuine , News that the promised revolution did not ma- BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE ourselves. that those whom we would honor have joined in every truth “the choir invisible of these immortal dead who live again in lives made better by their presence.” “STONE AGE STUFF” Wilbur Voliva, overseer of- Zion City, Ill, has this to say: “No woman is entitled to bear rule or to be placed in authority. 1 will not allow. any. woman to come on the platform and preach or teach. Let the women keep silent in the churches.” ‘Voliva will, however, permit women to— “Stay at home and mend socks, wash dishes, knit and darn, cook, keep her home and her children clean and tidy, and she can be an angel‘of mercy to the sick and dis- tressed.” % In other words, the ruler of the Zionites would want to do, and do none of the things men want to do. : That is the way men talked in the stone age, It is the way few thinking, Wood alcohol doesn’t make a good eye-opener. It works the other way. At last the world has got back to normal. Bryan’s boom is launched. ’ That raid on radicals worked fine. Now let’s see if we can pull one on the nation’s profiteers. L aa j Let’s cut out all this tommy-rot and give a: medal to every sailor who risked his life without whining. Osler lived long enough to disprove his theory | concerning the uselessness of men above, the age/| of forty. } The war decided one thing. It decided that every people strong enough to win freedom is en- titled to it. Ebert says Germany made. peace “under pres- sure of a reckless force.” It wasn’t that, old chap. It was a force of wreckers. | WITH THE EDITORS = { —— WHY THEY’RE DISAPPOINTED It is readily understandable why such radical newspapers as the league organs in. this state are so terribly disappointed over the action of the} United Mines Workers Union in endorsing the action of President Lewis and other officials in accepting the proposals made by President Wilson for terminating the coal strike. F There have been dire predictions in these Bol- shevik organs of drastic action by the delegates to ment of the acts of their officers. In view of the disclosures made by Attorney General Palmer that the Reds hoped the coal strike would spread and result in the disruption of industry and the over- disappointment noted in the tone of the Courier-! terialize. Perhaps Governor Frazier is no less dis- appointed that his Labor day predictions have not yet been realized.—Mandan Pioneer. COMMUNISM AN OLD STORY Doubtless the “intellectuals” who sympathize | with the communists who are being shipped out of the country believe that they are “advanced thinkers,” but as a matter of fact they are 300 years behind the times. Communism is not new in America. : { This country experimented with the doctrine in Virginia 300 years ago, and discarded it as a! failure for the very simple and very evident rea- son that fs advanced against the plan now—the | total breakdown of private initiative. | - In the early days the colony of Virginia was run on the community plan. - All shared in. the! work on a supposely equal basis, and ‘all shared the products of that labor equally. In those days, moreover, there was a most pow- erful incentive to work. The colony was beset. by | many perils from the wild beasts and Indians, in’ addition to the absolute necessity of storing up , food and fuel for winter use, The colony was! A small and shirking must have been difficult, but’ hair coming out and doubles when Sir Thomas Dale became governor in 1613; he gave each colonist his own plot of cleared land. His reason is contained in the following quaintly worded document which may be found in Mary Newton Standard’s “Colonial Virginia” : “When the settlers fed out of the common store and labored jointly together, glad was he that could slip from his labour or slumber over his task, he cared not how, nay, the most, honest among them would hardly take: so much pains ina weeke as now themselves they will do in a day.” Human nature has not changed greatly since the days of the old Virginia colony.- We still find % | . eee POOOPOO LIL OL IEE LOLOL EE PL OODLE RIOTS LOLEOOION, fr “ SATURDAY EVENING LETTER | | Bo . « By Justice J. E. Robinson ; SOOO SEL OI OLET ELLE LELODELL OIL OEDELODIEIILOS IR OROEE SOLE LLLLEIEOO ODOR. January, .10,.1920.—Do. you, care to givenit any publicity, much less would read a love story concerning a charm-! She have‘ tried to use “it:as a cause ing young. widpwrol twenty-eight an { which it is not, the advances were so a, rustic} bachelor of three score-—| ijitimed, ox timid and) wish-washy a regalir ‘Hiram Rube? ,In 1918, on| to look ‘like mere boy sport or a cas the eve dof’ St: ‘Patrick's Day,—when' of April fool, Men -ot years and the 1itléiblrds liad hid their heads in’ wealthy notyowithout*my*eourtships sleep, she cathe ‘tothe honie of the presents, money or love tokens»make rustle with‘ her two children, a girl such advances to a young woman, of six and a boy of eight years She Well, the trial came on, The fair was brought to his home in ® car widow acted well her part., Her ready by a young. gallant whom she met on' tears, her cries, her sobs and appeal- the train. As she had come from hav- ing eyes argued well ber cause. The ing an operation for appendicitis, the jurors. were, gallant men, and libera’ rustic treated her very kindly,-helped with the, money of others. The, her with, the work and tie washin verdict. was $2,5(0. Onan appeal to She remained with him two weeks,’ our court the judgment was quickly which was a long’ time for her to re- aflirmed by a curt and offhand ma- main at one place, Then she went. jority. opinion. The decision, is ex- to a lawyer at Valley ‘City and com- tremely faulty, in this: It does not menced this suit to recover damages. fairly state or attempt to state either $5,009, for improper. proposals, The tho facts, the evidence. or the law. in lawyer saw she was a ‘good Icoker, a the case! It is‘a dark and blind de- good actress. He offered to go in cision, bec with her and to bring g suit against testing its truth. the rustic and to divide the spoils. He stated the evidence and the facts, then at once drafted a complaint, charging it would have shown that the plainta.. that the rustic had assaulted the had no:-cause of action, for mere plaintiff with evil intent. He knew words do, not constitute sault that was untrue; he knew that she battery A cause of ac! When a made no such claim, but he knew our man is alone with a Woman the mer courts are ‘not much in the babit of words,: and pleadings. prayers and disbarring or even rebuking lawyers tears. of either one are private ‘and for such false pleadings, or other mal-, confidential and not a cause of action. practices. But the trial court charged the jury ‘Her story is this:. (1) The first) that if defendant madg an improper night, as she sat rockfhg her child to proposal to plaintiff he was liable in] agg sleep, he gave her a pinch. (2) In a damages.” That w: week he went.into her bedroom, touch-' and our judges je that it was ed her arm. (3) In two weeks, on a) wrong, but they say that counsel for ‘Sunday forenoon as he-sat in the kit-! defendant did not object to it and did chen, his arms reached out and pulled not assign it as error, The attorney her onto his lap. and then:— i for defendant is:now.a Valley City. He dared to whisper passion’s vow, julge. If he did not know enough to When with a bound she, blushing, ! conduct the case.in such a way as. to left him. : ‘secure a review, he should: have to That is all. It is the whole truth as pay the verdict. If the testimony. ot stated In the. testimony.. Of course; the plaintiff, whea taken as true, did there was ‘nothing in it to injure! not state a cause of action, then it shock or humiliate the widow. She; was: the ‘manifest duty‘of the court to had. no occasion, for regarding it any| dismss the action, Still there is time more than. the’ wind that blows, Aj for our court to correct the error. true atid honest lady would not have, Here is my dissent: a Now in the scale of probability and common knowledge, let us weigh the testimony. Defendant is a bachelor HAIR SOON TOO 'of three score years. Py hard work SHORT TO PUT UP: be has accumulated a nice property. ; +8'a man grows in years and in prop- yerty he grows mcre and more prudent A little “Danderine” stops your; and conservative. He ‘learns to be- | ware of widows. His youthful pas- sions no longer burn. He does not at! | first sight edge up to a widow, give i her a little pinch. He dozs not after {| an acquaintance of a few days pull her onto his Jap. Such testimony is not jin any way credible: It 1s plainly’ | false and preposterous. But there is the verdict, and how shall we account for it? The first point to be noted is the over zeal andj want of tact shown by defendant's at- terney. For hours he persistently cross examined the fair lady, drove her into appealing tears and hysteria, while her own counsel shrewd!y made no objection and gave him all. the rope he asked for. Of course the jurors looked with pity, anger and in- dignation and when the cause was submitted to them the expert exam- iner “got it in the neck,” aad got just To Stop falling halr at once. and vid What he deserved. If defendant had the scalp of every particle of dandruff, appeared without an attorney and hadj clearly wrong, i { | its beauty \ q {tor blackmail: 1% herstgry be, truc,4 se it affords mo means of; larger Bayer packages. get a small bottle of delightful “Dan- derine” at any drug or tojlet counter for a few cents, pour alittle in your hand and rub It into the scalp. After several applications the hair usually stops coming out and you can’t find any dandruff. 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It ‘is said: “It you find from the evidence that defendant made an indecent assault on the plaintiff in the manner testified .to by her, then the plaintiff is entitled to a verdict.” Plainly that was an error because the plaintiff had not testified to any as- sault, Then it. was said: -“The law affords protection from indecent ad- vances and requires anyone violating —__ DONT SIFER WITH NEURAL ‘Use Soothing Musterole . When th ai shooti through: ae Sa Riben your sku H coemeani it would split, just rubalittle sterole on your temples and neck. the inflammation, a’mustard plaster and does not blister. Many doctors and nurses frankly recommend Musterole for sore throat, bronchitis, croup, stiff neck, asthma, eS theuma- tism, } pains and es of the back or joints, sprains, sore muscles, bruises, Bean frosted feet—colds of the chest (it often nts pner- monic). Itis dependable, * TUESDAY, JANUARY 13, 1 side. ord to denounce the defendant and to|. | | | $e 1920 Onlfead and Face. 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Bathe with Cuticura Soap and hot water, dry lightly and apply Cuticura Ointment. ¢ ga Bo sure'to test the fascinating fragrance Soasestend iain Nepeticer es Oe =o the law in that respect: to respond in damages for any; detriment suffered by such violation.” ‘Now no charge could be, more ’ grosgjy erroneous. When a man; is alone*with a woman he incurs no-legaj liability by exhaust- ing all his powers of: persuasion. Un- der the charge it would be very unsafe |for any man ‘of means to be alone with an adventurous woman. Thus it was with virtuous Joseph, he found it unsafe to’ be alone ‘rith Potiphar's wife and to ‘refuse ,her advances. Whatever maybe said or thought: of the wandering Yow, it is certain that in bringing*this ‘suit she has sliown: a) dispositton to. rob the de- fendant of his;property.. The conclu- sion must be that she is not honest; neither is she {futhful, because thos; virtues go togethet. To allow her any recovery would be a reproach to the court. ©. ROBINSON. 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