The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 11, 1919, Page 4

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ntered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, Class Matter. GEORGE D. MANN, - - - a Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY, é CHICAGO, : - . DETROIT, Marquette Bldg. - . - Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK, - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise eredited in this paper and also the local news published herein. ., ax Second Editor All rights of pubsication of special dispatches hereie are, also rese “MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION St BSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Dally by carrier, per year s F $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (In Bismarck) fi TN Daily by mail, per year (In state outside Bismarck) 5.08 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. ea Gl THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ast NOT ANGELS, BUT STILL WONDERFUL “One cannot be with children without, desiring to bow down and worship at the feet of these little ones so recently from the divine.” Thus a dear lady who writes for one of the woman's maga- zines. We bet she never had any children. We bet she never associated with any children. , Moreover, we bet that if she ever does have‘any ; children their proximity to divinity will never awe her. Children are wonderful institutions; but their godliness, their saintliness, their cherubic, angelic and cherubimie traits are not what impress their parents. Their energy, their unfailing ingenuity in dodg- ing work, their optimistic impressions regarding the imperishableness of clothes, their unfailing curiosity, all these impress parents. We wouldn't trade our kids for anything else in the universe, but we have no, illusions regarding their innate godliness. We know they prefer spending their Sunday school pennies for gum; that they prefer fishing, or a robber’s cave, to school; that they prefer to take a cat apart and see what makes it yowl, than to pull this I-love-dear-pussy-her-coat-is-so-warm stuff, and truth-telling is not an inherited instinct, nor is reverence for property rights. Foregather with a mother some washday, with a couple of youngsters under foot, splashing in the suds, getting their fingers in the wringer, firing a 12-hour string of questions, losing the clothes- | pins in the coal bin, and nabbing a sheet for a tent. Along about 3 p. m. you'll hear maternal’ admonition that never was intended for angels. And about bed time those sleepy, cuddly. tots will be gathered up, and rocked, and kissed, and loved, and loved, and loved. And they will fall asleep in ach other’s arms, and make you believe in angels again; until day break tomorrow morning. HOW THE MOVIE DIED in morals and religion and in the welfare of every nation? “In any case, the men with whom I grew up and lived, felt the movement of this great spirit throughout the world and carelessly discussed the problems which are before us today. Such prob- lems cannot die and must fill us with thought and hope until they are settled. “The welfare and progress of the human race absolutely need the help of everyone, and it is un- wise to turn away or even discourage any class of mankind, whether the wage-earner, the mill- ‘ov owner, the capitalist or even the idler, all of whom can well help. Ifa man fails to help, he should be tempted to do so and not be repelled my harsh words. All our interests are mutual, and the more fully this patent fact is recognized, the better life will become; and mutual interests breed mutual good will, then sympathy, and then reach our goal. It is the poorest people who attain most by wise, intelligent teamwork, and this given, we can go along in peace and hope.” MAN’S MAKE-UP : Science tells us that if you broke 1,000 eggs into a tub, you would have all the ingredients of which physical man is made. That is, you would have the water, the salt, the phosphate, etc., in exactly the same proportion as in the human body, But! You wouldn’t have a man. Neither would you have a MAN if you could make that mass of eggs move and act as one. Your creation would lack the power to love, to hate, to create, and without these three qualities, any moving, breathing body fails to interest us except as a very unusual mechanical toy. And, our interest soon lags in watching even the most clever automatic contrivance. “A STITCH IN TIME” No engineer who understands ‘his business thinks of keeping his engine running continuously without an occasional overhauling. He does not wait until it breaks down. The human body is a very complicated and delicate machine, yet lots of people seem to think it can get along without any attention whatever. How foolish to delay till the body breaks down. Remember that most chronic diseases can be pre- vented if only taken in time. Do not wait until} YOU notice the symptoms ; that is usually too late. Long before you suspect that there is anything | wrong, a careful medical examination will discover the beginning of the disorder. Therefore, if you value your health, consult your family physician once a year, submit your- self to a thorough examination, and carefully fol- low the advice he gives to you. FILL AN EMPTY STOCKING Two years’ or so ago some of the most; experi- enced dramatic sages and prophets were busy foretelling the early demise of the movie. They told us that it had run its course; that it had but an elemental appeal that was soon ex- hausted and that from then on the “legitimate” stage would keep returning to its own, and, leap- ing back to our welcoming bosom, would snuggle there and forever after hold all our heart. At that time the average price at the movie house window was a dime. Today the average price is two dimes and a nickel, and many houses charge from 35 to 75 cents. And in any city in this country it is. impossible on almost any evening to buy your ticket and get a seat in a movie theater with less than half an hour’s wait. Movie houses are bigger than ever, and more tightly packed than ever. Great new theaters are built especially for the pictures; symphony orchestras accompany the scenes, and it is a lowly house indeed that does not have a $30,000 orchestra organ and a $25-a-day organist to help entertain the crowds, Movies are about as dead as eternal life, and they appear to be getting stronger every week. The movie and the auto and the airplane and the tractor and the hard surface highway, and the home power plant; these forces are going to make of this country something so far outside all human experience in the next few years that the most venturesome prophet would pause before he offerd to plat the future’s curve. WORLD'S PROGRESS Major Henry L. Higginson, for nearly half a century the first citizen of Boston, founder of the famous Boston Symphony Orchestra and noted the breadth of this land for his acts of philan- thropy and social service, died recently at 85. Major Higginson was, of course, a well-to do man, but his heart and his sympathies were with those who labor and with the poor. He knew the hopes and fears, the prejudices and the dislikes of us people who work for our living, but he did not see in them the dangers to the nation that many of the less: courageous citizens of the republic are visioning today. p Some time before his death, Major Higginson wrote the following to a friend: In some home—in many—some little child is being told by a saddened mother that “maybe Santa Claus won’t come around to our house this Christmas.” And a tear comes to a little eye, while the mother hopes and prays for a change of fortune which may brighten Christmas day for her little ones. “This isn’t as it should be. Christmas ought to be Christmas for all, for the children of the poor- est, for the children of the tenements, the orphan homes, the sick, the crippled, the fatherless and motherless. But it won't be a really, truly Christ- mas unless Santa Claus visits them. You know it, Mister Man! What say you to volunteering as first aid to Santa Claus, the good fellow who takes it upon himself to fill empty stockings for poor little girls and boys? That'll go a long way toward making Christmas the merry day it should be in all this city. i ‘i wee There are many problems confronting our rep- resentatives in Washington, the chief one being to put the other, party in a bad light before the next presidential election. Ambassador Bonillas’ charge that trouble be- cween his country and ours is being fostered bi powerful elements in this country is an old phrase. It seems strange that Oklahoma’s governor should volunteer to dig coal, but then some coal diggers make more than the average governor. After all, it isn’t a question of whether packers have violated anti-trust Taws, but of whether they have violated the trust of the people. Mr. Palmer confesses that he lacks both power and facilities to obtain results in the sugar situ- ation. That condition sems to be universal. A number of senators have announced that they will speak on the Cummins bill. Ohj well, it might as well be that as anything else. The violent Irish are now to be tried by three | judges instead of a jury. Darn the method.’ The conviction’s the thing. ; Foch has accepted a nomination for senator. “I diselaim any ill-temper or despondency about our country. Can'a man or woman have The paths' of glory often lead but to the mire of. politics, ‘ BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE lived through the last 80 years and seen and felt the revolution of 1848 in Europe, the reactions from this revolution as viewed on the ground, the dozen wars which have taken place and yet feel a single doubt that the world has greatly progressed POLICE! DIETETIC VALUE | | i | - BY ELEANOR Director, Domestic Science LEE WRIGHT OF MARGARIN. 1 Department, Wilson & Co. | Our daily bread must have some sort of spread to make it palatable and interesting. | Oleomargurine — is which does this and at the furnishes great nutrition at ate cost. For this reason it is truly an economical food. er since the discovery of this pro uct in France, nearly fifty years ago, wopean Nations have been faithful of rgarin.’ Americans haye mewhat slow in awakening to us been + the facts concerning the wholesom:- ness and composition of this form of fuod. Prejudice keeps wany people from eating cleomargutine because they be- lieve it to be a “substitute” food aml imagine that it ig madeof inferior ma- t 's. If they were to v s y plant and see the care ulous Cleanliness which prevails in the preparation of a high-grade brand of! oleomargarine they might © quickly change their min Science and skill haye enabled the producer to place on the market today an article which js not only pleasing for table use, but ideal for shortening and cooking purp Every attention is given to insur uniform quality and purity. The first step being the testing of the ingredi- reshness and lence, .At-} fer passing through this procedure in the laboratory, sent up to the ig it in a machine and pas- teurizing it in the usual manner, A culture is then introduced and the milk is allowed to “ri until an expert judges its “ri; This is a ‘S important process the same degree of ripeness must be attained each time, Callus? “Gets-It” Will Peel It Off! Nothing on Earth Like Simple “Gets- It” for Corns or Calluses. A callus, or thickened skin on the sole of the foot,.which often makes walking a misery is of the same na- FS | Bess, { capsules, at any drug store; follow the otherwise. the flayor of ‘the finished product: might vary. The oils are next run down into the tge churns where the great dashers x them with the milk... The best ude of oleomargarine has cream mixed with it at this time, which im- proves the flayor and texture: The STOUT LADY! How to Reduce Your Weight Get rid of that burden of aay this very season.. Become lithe and active. Stop suffering from: over-stout- You may even eat ice eream, eake and eandy if you like. Enjoy yourself while getting thin by koreiu system—approved by physiciaus. Mrs. Clarenee Cash reports that she reduced her weight thirty-five pounds) in six weeks by using oil of korein,] Many othér reports made by delighted women, who were unable to get rid of their burden of fat until they, adopted the new method, Get a small box cf oil of korein, in plain directions of korein- system. Guar- antee of reduction or money back. Nothing drastic or harmful—a safe self- treatment that has improved the figure, vivacity, beauty and health of legions of la For protruding hips, unduly churned product is next pas water which immediately cr) it. The oleomargarine is then med off, drained through cheesec and placed in tpucks. ‘The truce] sent into a Pot of uniform low. tem- peratures where the product is allow ed to stand for twenty-four hours. This allows the product: to set. and drain of the inoisture, After this, the oleomargarine is put into a salting machine wh blends the satt thoroughly, by ineans of heayy revoly- ing rollers and d ' No artificial coloring js added, ‘The yery delicate yellow titit is due to the oleo oil, Different sections of the country demand varying amounts of salt in oleomargarine and prefer dif: ferent shaped prints or bricks. An ef- fort: is made by the producer to ob- serve such details in preparing: his pro: duct for these localities. It is inter- esting to note that the people handling this food product wear clean cotton uniforms and gloves and that the gov- ernment — inspection’ takes: _ p'ace throughout the entire process of man- ufacture. Surely the last named ‘faci ought to assure any doubtful consum- er. Nut marganme which is steadily be- coming a more popular food is a veg- etable product. It is made by churn: ing cocounut aud peanut oil with milk. Being white, it may have coloring add- ed for table use. However, if this cot- or were to be added by the manufac- turer a federal tax of ten cents per pound would be attached to the orig- inal cost. “rom a dietetic standpoint oleomar- ine is important, primarily, because is a Wholesome form of fat, haying an energy value of about 3,500 calories per pound. Tuvestigators have proved that it is well milated when taken into the body which ‘places it favorably large neck or bust, double chin, pursy abdomen, cte., this simple, remarkably effective reduction system should be tried. A book, ‘‘Reduce Weight Nap- pily,’? may be had free, postpaid (plain wrapper), by writing to Korein Com- pany, NE-69, Station F, New York. N. Y. nmong the health-producing foods, COMPOSITION Fat... Water Ash .. Protein . EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO HERS'S THAT SO-CACKSD MEAT ORDER YOU SENT Out To US}! We CAN'T USE IT Use “Getslt” and Dance, Even with Corns ture as a corn, “Gets-it” removse it as easily as it does the toughest corns. By using a few drops of “Gets-It” on the callus, you will be able to peel it, oft with your fingers, in one complete Piece just as you would a banana peel. It leaves the skin free and smooth as though you never had a callus. You need no more fussy plasters, sticky tape, “packagey” bandages, knives or scissors for corns or calluses. “Gets- biggest on earth, used by millions, It never fails: You'll work, play and dance at ease in spite of corns. “Gets-It,” the only sure, guaranteed, monéy-back } corn-remover, costs ibut a trifle at ahy drug store, M’f'd by B. Lawrence & Co.,/Chicago, Ill, It” is the national corn remover, the| , 7 V2S Sold in Bismarck and recommended as thé world’s best corn Ae Aa 1s Finney’s 1 “Cowan's Store, Lenhart Drug 50 Breslow. 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