The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 28, 1919, Page 7

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HELP WANTED—FEMALE WANTED “Two dining room girls, at, the Bismarck _ Hospital 8-2 WANTED—Competent girl for general housewor! adults ‘and. 1 child. in Tomiie Mia Goat Barton, 813 2nd St. Phone 800. 8-28-3t WANTED—Experienced waltress., Minute Lunett. 8-27-2t a 8, tt to_work . by man Ib. a gasskowiak 431 rn WANTED—Py high aetot B Boy, a.place a work for board -and room while at- pondlng, school, rls ‘eas, Clyde Bab- cock, Hazelton, _N. 8-28-1wk WANTED cM sewing. gall 811 Rosser_St. -lwik BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES “A doctor to Ibcate in a good wit faeene good. farming onammulity, good: schoois and ‘churches. . Electric lights; expenses low. For articulars write A. Btevenson,, Sec'y, ommercial Cjub, Arthur, N. x LOST "AND. FOUND LOST—Ladies foreign madé gold coli pin near N. P. Depot last night. Finder please return to Rosen’s Clothing Shop for reward. 8-27-1t LOST—A_ wrist_ watch on black band, between 117 First St. and 413 Second St. Finder please retrun to Tribune 27-4 and receive reward. _AGENTS WANTED Gini for general. housework. Mrs. S. . Anderson; Phone 588L. * i $-26-2Wks WANTED=Gn for general house ror, 523 7th _St., phone 431, WANTED Waitress at eee =Cate 8-22-tf WARTED—Gi fir] for general how Mra. F. ‘Knowles, 16 "Ave. ‘A Wee Phone sie 7-29-tt WANTED—Girl or middleaged lady to take care of children from 9-a, m. to 6 p.m, Call 204 1-2 Main, Flat C, ~after_6 o'clock. 8-25-3t WANTED TO RENT WANTED—Furnished house or _apart- ment, 4 or'5 rooms. Adulfs, Sept. 1st. Address Box 132, Bismarck, N. D. 3t WANTED TO BUY OR RENT. six room modern house. ‘Would prefer: one Write 34 care: ‘Tribune. 8-25-1wk WANTE! ne or, two rooms for light Pousekeenty ig by two high ‘school ee . W,. Bure, Bismarck; Phone. 40013, 8-25-107k AUTOMOBILES—MOTORCY: ‘CLES e—Ford car in good ponatcion. J. Pavlon a 515 - 6th_St. 8-28-31 FOR’ SALE—i9i6 Ford car in, excellent condition; also a 1916 Maxwell in good condition; ‘néwly- painted. Phone, 6 613: =3t FOR SALE_OR TRADE—Overland car in good condition. for cows or cash. Box 105, McKenzie, N, 8-25-1wk FOR SALE OR RENT— HOUSES AND FLATS FOR SALE—The Varney Flats; a de- sirable property for investment, or for a permanent home. These flats con- sist of ten apartments, all modern, and are splendidly located at 408 Second Street. A full investigation .. invited. Call at Apartment No. 1, or phone 773. i 8:27-1wk close in. tf | matism entirely out of the system. Many ONE wort important discoveries of the age, illions are cried! with Rheumatism. An Herb that actually drives’ the moet stubborn case of Rheu- people pave written us and say they are ded at the results. The effect on f kideess 1s simply marvelous. You e your aa in it for 15 minutes a day for 10 days. ents are coining money, Erice & Bounf stpaid. Rheumatism 0 California, BISMARCK DAILY —— BELIEVE Me WEY Don’ GET Our ANY THING bg Sur WHAT. | 3 ‘Tse E You, FELL rete ‘Sufts, TEM? Sia Bae WATE OR Kiow, WAAT. Your, TALKING Abou > DIDN'T THEY CANOUFLARE BATTLESWIps ? THEYRE ALL RIGAT ‘BUT 1 DON YY “THINK” LANDS. CANADA Manitoba Improved Farms 610 acres. 2° miles from good town, a cultivated. alr buildings, good water, ‘hink of being able to buy this at $15. per acte. It is worth twice that, must be sold to‘ close an estate. 1280. acres, .4 miles from Sarles,N. D.; and 6 miles from Clearwater, Man., 110 cultivated, 700 in crop, first class build- ings at $32. _ ber acre, you get farm and erop. | 3°! Fi 320 ‘acres near » Manitou, 250 cultivated, heat, of buildings, good water and soll Will) inélude ‘1-3. of crop’ at $12,500. Why pay $100 to $200‘per acre for farms when ‘you can get just'as good land with improvements :as we are offering. Write for our Farm List. SCOTT, HILL & CO. Farm Specialties, 22 C. P. R. Office Bldg., Corner . Portage and Main Streets WINNIPEG, MAN, new. Write us what you can use and for prices, E. = Best Mercantile Co., Glen Ullin, N. 8-21-Iwk FOR BADE iaree rubber plant, suitable for display wi indow, Phone Me 8-28-3t FOR SALE—Bed ig and niet S, very reasonable, ring Gait 374K. Bt FOR. REN‘T—Several spacy offices aul ped with heat, light and water. Com- municate with P.O. Box 355, Bismarck. 8:23-1wk. HOTEL FOR SALE—On account, of poor health, we. offer to sell our hotel at a reasonable price. The hotel is located on the best business place in Ava with a 76 ft. East. front on wai si treet: Call on H. Rende, Linton, N. 8-3wks FOR SALE One of the pinan halls in Bismarck; dwell 1c cated. Can 26, Tribune. FOR SALE — intertauonal 15-30 tractor. cash . payment down, balance easy terms. “Inquire Maynard Tire ‘& Co., Phone 55: FOR SALE OR RENT—A grocery store |. with living rooms upstairs; 2 lots. For articulars write P. W. Zander, Sweet riar, D. 8-21-1mo “FREE \ ;CONSIN BULLETINS, soil, climate, ‘crops:+-: Immigration: Bureau, ‘Wisconsin Department of “Agriculture: Capitol ‘71, Madison, | Wis.’ 4-23-61 FOR RENTBasement + 46x68 ft:; outside eniranee: suitable for storage; Turkish path, oF. arbor shops low rental. Bis- arck ompany, Bismarck Bank’ Bide ad i-tf FOR -RENT—North of Bismarck, four- fee room hotél, furnished. Hot air heat, For particulars write L. Wang, | 2601 “Montana, ‘Ave., Billings, monte ne FOR_RENT—A few offices, second floor, Conveniently located; steam ‘heat, elec- Fics, rte gall vator fore janitor ee sore ck Bank Bldg. bomad ere WANTED=Cleaa white rage. Rply FOR SALE—160 acre farm 6 miles from town. 80 acres broke,. New improve- ments, 80 acres pasture. Water by creek and spring; also quantity of good cattle feed and hay.” Box 103, McKen- zie, N. D. 5-Awk WANTED—Information soaring "good farm for gale. | Northwestern Business Agency, Minneapolis. 23-5 FOR SALE—Hay or Land. Now FOR SALE—Fine eight room modern res- idence close in, hot water heat, oak finish down stairs, on 5th street, on Nery. reasonable terms: Geo. M, Reg. iste! 8-28-1W FOR SALE—House, - strictly era, six roonis and’ bath, hardwood floors throughout, full basement, combinia- tion heat. House has. ‘been built five. years, in first class repair. 75x150 ft. corner lot, with fine trees on boulevard, garage with cement floor. If interested, address P. O. Box 353, Bismarck, N. D. 8 23 tf. CHEAP—Two houses on across from Soo Round 8-27-1wk five room Address 0, K. 8-28-1wik FOR RENT Broadway, House. WANTED—Modern four or house for two people. Tribune. 7. FOR RENT—Two flats; heat, light and water furnished; rent about: the price of ‘house without the pricé of these necessities. \1f man will care for furnace the rent of one is only $20 per month. Call at 622 Third street. 8-27-1w HOUSE FOR SALE—House of 7 rooms, lot 50x 150 on 4th street, just ‘south of the Laundry, --It will wh bea short time until thie: property, will be worth $10,000. Price $5500... $2500. ber JH. Holihan, Lucas Block. 8-25-lwk BUY A _HOME—Sacrifice. sale. Informa- tion. givén in personal interview only. Keenan. 8-23-1Wwk 4, 140, 72.and'S, E34, 141, o "Kidder County, “Have mower'and’ press. See me Friday or Saturday here. Write owner, Mrs. .T..D; Bolles, 133 W. Win- nifred St., St. Paul, Minn. Good busi- ness _ location. 8-22-1wk For TRENT Hal 40x65 ft; second floor; well ‘lighted and ventilated; thoroughly modern; low rental. Bisinarck Realt; Company, Bismarck Bank Bldg. 7-21-' tt FOR SALE—Grading_ outfit. have a 30-60 engine and 8 foot grader in first class condition, Art. Fryslie, Flasher, N. D., 5. 8-22-1wk FOR SALE—Three green flat porch shades, two 6-foot and one 8-foot, used this season only. Will sell at bargain.. Phone 459X. 8 26 3t ROOMS FOR RENT cheap. Box WANTED TO, TRADE—320 acre improved farm located 6.miles from Menoken for a modern ‘home in Bismarck. Write _No. 32, ‘Tribune. 8-22-1wk FOR SALE—610 acres improved land, lo- cated in the clover belt of Wisconsin, crep failures are unknown here. Apply to, owner, H. ‘R.* Robowski,; Pembina, N. Dak. 8-22-iwk FOR_SALE—Timber land in, Koochiching Mintiesota. Nearly. 200 -acres ‘wooded Jand. ‘Timber - worth In-heart of paper-and’ timber country. What : will: you..offer? fares inarck .. Tribune. 8-2- MISCELLANEOUS WANTED to buy @ Dreadnaught Brassle. Call 32° or 525K and ‘ask for Price, se For RENT—Good Barage. 98 Ave. 8-. MWe kK FOR BALES reed baby carriage, (Phone = 8:26-2t FOR SALE—Flax reaper cheap. Ap- L..H. Carufel. 8-23-tf -ALE—At once. Best paying small restaurant proposition in Bismarck, dress 33; Tribune. 8-22-1wk FOR SALH—Coal. boxes; wagon and hay rack, 419. 7th St. Phone 435R, 8-28-lwk FOR SALE—Six room house, lot 75x 150, nice trees, Inquire Harris’ & Co. Cigar Store. 8-22-1wk HOUSE FOR, SALE—House of 7 rooms. almost new, Hot- water heat. oe fi 8-16-tf cash, balance éasy terms, Phone P.O. box 211. FOR SALE—We offer for sale the: follow- ing store fixtures, all new and in: fine condition: 2. 12-ft.. plate. glass show case; 2 8-ft..plate glass show case; 1 Bufrough’s. Adding Machine, new; 1 Oliver typewriter; used 3 months; 1 grocery show case and ice box 12 ft. FOR RENT—By September” Ist, suitable fr two in modern home. _4th_ St. ne_120L. 8 —Furnished room 07 rooms. all B-3t “house, FOR’ RENT—Room in modern close in, pl “two; men ferred. 592K. ete _A._B,] eth St. Pho BOARD OR ROOM—3i1 4th Street, Phone 392. 8-26-Iwk ROOM AND BOARD—At pin paven! : 8-23-1wk, During 1917 there were made in the United ‘States 34,878,626 ° pounds | of. suff. ———— Why Huskies Go Blind. Many dogs that are driven in dou bie-traced harness go blind. Particles of Ice, exceedingly hard and fine. fall from the brush of the dog that is trav- eling ahead, and, striking the eye, scratch .it, and‘ in time cause partial or total blindness, Thé more fero+ cious dogs.of the pack fight their way to thé. zront of the teams, and are usually saved from this, trouble. pleasant location for one or SUCH IS LIFE ; 2. BY 0: :B. JOYFUL Dave: Windsor” is coming: over: to see us, landed the other day in New- foundland, and: zfter giving the New- foundlandérs and Canadians the once over, will step across the line to show us what areal, live Prince of Wales is like. Dave is 25 years. old and carries:a cane, He's unmarried but likes the pretty girls, rumor sayeth: ‘Some day, maybe, the young» man will be king of: Great Britain, emper- or of the British empire, and have as much. power as’ any assistant office manager when the boss is on the job. Dave is no ‘Adonis. He'd: be.down near the bottom in ‘a. malé beauty show; ‘but; he has a nice collection of nates, ; Edward, Albert,~ Christian, George, Anurew, Batrick, David Wind- sor. His cl man’s name sed to be ot] Wettin, but ‘the war made that Ger- man name unpopular in England and the king had: it changed. One thing Dave can’t do-and that is play. baseball. ‘Tried ‘it one day last summer, when “American soldiers ih England were trying to give him a good time, but he fanned every time at Bat, and muffled*every ball thrown tovhim, That’s what happens to a fellow} when his. family insists on ; | training hint to be a king. Rah! Rah! Amy! Mrs. Amy \D. Winship, 90 years old, of Los Angeles, Cdl., has been bitten by the cbllege ‘bug in wevere fashion. And. late in life, too.: After she had reached 80 she entered the University of Wisconsin, graduating, and going onto the University of Southern Cal- ifornia, where she took an armful of post-graduate: honors, and this fall she’s going to drink deeper at the font of learning in 'New Orleans. Well, well, this? 1 ‘ San Francisco. ‘Cal—Four. -police- men refused to accept the extra $20 given with their monthly pay until informed all coppers’ wages had been raised. The tattooed man was. running from a fast coming policeman, and there was no little boy to say: “Oh see the moving pictures!” what do you make of The mayor of Springfield, O., says it is all right for young couples to hug and ‘kiss in the city park. We'll say White Paws is kitten Holyoke, Cal.—White Paws, a kit- ten, saved the life ef, H.-G, Mills. The kitten, which : follows: its owner as constantly ‘as a dog, was riding with Mills in his automobile when engine trouble developed.’ «Mills crawled un- der the car to investigate and found himself within striking distance of a giant rattlesnake. coiled. The kitten leaped from the car and sank. its teeth into the rattler’s head, killing it. + Maybe you have heard more or - Less some labout the kick, the kick that buried July i. But you haven’t heard about the famous Will I. Kick of Dallas, Tev., have you? Weil, Will, 1. Kick ‘came Home one evening and kicked about’ the supper, and Mary Kick kicked him out of the Kick home, and he bought himself some cider, with a kick in it, and re- turned to the Kick home where the kicking. was..renewed. Will. L.. Kiek kicked :his wife and,.the little Kicks! until the: coppers came » and carried the kicking Kick to jail. ; “No half percent kick about that, man,”' remarked the judge. Of course it would be impossible | (having only, this small space) to set} forth the names of all. those. who won (we avar, but, according to the official rol. of names, dmong those prominent in-the Witning were these Yanks: BK. Pluribus, Brown, of Perry, Ga. Chocolate, Candy. Clark, Horrible Rinder, George Sleeps From Tome, Green Hue: Jackson, and Isaac Didnot Butcher. Willie Darling helped. So.did Slaughter Bugg, Tarbin, La. Mih sh, of Chicago, collaborated with Green Horn, of Statesboro, Ga., in the fighting: over there, And they were 1 Swindle, of . Center, Tex., Couch, vf Brinkley, Ark. Let us not forget that America sent across these valient conflicters—Great Britton Turner and Lloyd George Par- Mament. Also we had in khaki these gentle- men: Abraham Lincoln, George Wash- ington, -Napoleon .Bonaparte, and Robert EF. Lee. Orange Cobb. and his son, Lemon Cobb, both from Nolina, N. C.,. gave Lattle against the German. But it is doubtful if these would have wen had they not been backed up by 53,000 Johnsons, 51,000 Smiths, 47,000 Williaitisons and. 18,000 Walk- ers. To of Oscar sted by Will and Velvet king furnished by Paris Green, of Huutington, W. Va, Mr. Little Kittie Karr, of Norfolk, Va.. and Mr. Dinner Bell Page, of Urick, Mo. WHEN FLOWERS GET DRUNK. Just when most of us have become couvineed that alcohol is a thing to be avoided a writer in the Scientific American proves that the same al- ol is a great little plant reviver, idsisting that a lberal dose of aleohol will give a new lease on life to wilted lilies, and: that “more or less alcohol” will inake any wilted, drooping flower sit up and take notice, blooming to beat the Band: THE WINNING TEAM. Long about this time of the year sporting editors itch to pick the. best eball team, choosing the star play- ers of the big leagues,. forming. unbeat- able combinations, no two of which are alike, and none of which would win’ the pennant, because they inétely are collections of stars, and fre not. teams, By. that we mean. that. team work, and not stardom, is what wins pen- *Jon starting the season with Pluc Youstus | BLANKETS’ BY MAIL IDEA OF CLYDE KELLY, PENNSYLVANIA CONGRESSMAN Congressman Clyde Kelly, of Penn- sylvania, author of the le ation by hich the war department is selling nollions of dollars worth of surplus army food to the public. by parcel post this week, is now after the army’s supply of banks The army held a publis bluikets in) Wasnin: wiek Each day 0 get them. Woolen blankets worth sold for $5. “Reclavuel? blankets Shoe which Jhaye been used laundered—brought §: and Only a few thousand blankets were } i placed on sale and hup:lreds of people who stood for hours to buy them in a line two blocks long, were disap- pointed. | Yet the army has 3,000,000. blankets | 2.000,000 of which have been declared surplus, in storage at Atlante and St. Louis, Congressman Kelly’s contention. that instead of selling afew of th blankets in a riotous sale, the. war de: | tment should place them ALL on ule to ALL the people of the United States through the parcel post. The buyers In Washington limited to twenty» blankets each. plain that no one can’ personally) use twenty blankets unless he lives at. the North Pole or runs a hotel, Yet: hun- dreds of people bought their full quota ef twenty blankets each, There is no were sand winning: Still everything else ur outfits, so that is why Such is Life is beating ‘em to the real all-s team, the team unbeat- able in that‘game called Life, the pen- nant of which is Success. On! First Base we'd put Health; on Second, Ambition; on Third,. Good Habits—important positions and cork- ing fine players, but not a stone-wall intield -by va ‘long ‘shot. So we'll pick Energy for Shortstop; Energy can cover alot of ground—and should. In the outfield we select Education ia Center, Determination in. Right, and Opportunity in Left. All heavy hitters. Opportunity is the Ty Cobb of the gardeners; without opportunity the team’s chances go blooie! Now we come to the batteri here we take a double guess and ing and Luck, alternating them with Push and Pull. When you get right down to brass tacks Pluck is a bit better twirler than Push, although there are some who believe Push has the more speed. Two good pitchers, both of tem, Behind the plate Luck has the edge on Paul, although both are A 1 receivers, Luck gets more base steal- crs, That's -how he becomes the first string catcher. For manager. we ‘select Doit Now, that wise: eld bird who invented the slogan, “Never do tomorrow what you can do today.”. «2 \NOVEL SHIP THAT IS ITS OWN CARGO SAILS FOR LONDON Vancouver, B. C., Aug. 27.—A ship that is its own cargo, a cargo of lum- ker that propels itself—such is the nature of one of the queerest craft ever known to the world which with- in a week will leave a Vancouver mill on its way to England. This odd ship, the dream of John Arbuthnot, former mayor of Winni- peg, and now a resident of Victoria, is being translated into fact by the Furber Lumber company, backed by the great: Vicker's interests of Eng- land. The ship—for it will be a ship, though mill built—will contain or be composed of 5,000,000 feet of Doug- las fir and have an engine installed capable of giving the craft a six-knot speed. Two months after the vessel leaves its “builders,” it is expected, it will have been dismantled in Eng- Jand, the lumber placed on sale or delivered to ‘buyers, and the $200,000 worth of machinery, compasses and other equipment on its way back to British Columbia to be installed in another vessel of the same type. Each vessel will be 250 feet long, of 60 feet beam, 36 feet deep and will draw 27 feet. The vessels may be constructed by unskilled workers with the aid of a few shipwrights. Similar craft for Australia, using sails, are planned. The vessels, al- though roughly constructed, will have pointed bows and will resemble or- dinary ships. Regulation | quarters are to be provided. Back of the novel ship construction, of course, is’ a new and supposedly economical method of) transporting lumber. After much puzzling, offi- cers of Lioyd’s Insurance company is- sued a new kind of insurance on the first vessel of this type, at approxi- mately the same rate as ailing ship insurance. The Lee Family. The Lee family of which Gen. Robert E. Lee, commander of the Confederate army during the Civil w: & mem- ber, was of English origin. One of his ancestors emigrated to Virginia in the reign of Charles I, and the family was prominent then, during and after the Revolutionary war—Columbus — Dis- patch. ib, the: 2}mean that a pers It's} worthy} ‘sport editors keep: right ‘on | | picking their auubt, ys Kelly, that these people Mere retail dealers who.intend to re- sell, the blank at; tice or three ties the price they paid, A ‘That, he says, should be stopped, and buyers should be limited to five blankets each, te get the widest distri- bution. Congressman eKily has just won a fight with the war department jin which it agreed to reduce the prices ot army food to make up for the dif- ference In postage to people: who live 1 the third zone from army ware- s. The postage in the first zone > cents for the first pound and 1 cent a pound thereafter; for the third zone it’s 6 cents and 2 eents.a 1. By the new arrangement alt the food’ will be sold at a price which will bring the postage within the first zone rate, no matter in what ame the purchaser may live. “Tf that rule were extended to ap- ply to blankets,” said eKlly, “it would pn in buy a blanket from the army store- j house at Atlanta or St, Louis for only 9 cents postage. The average blanket Weighs five pounds. “Secretary Baker says he will sell biankets by parcel po: he food sale snececds, There's no reason for wait- ing until the food sale is over; he ought to sell the blankets, and! all the other commodities the army has in storage now.” Alien immigrants for the year end- {ing June, 1919, amounted to 141,000. Just before the war immigration mounted to 1,218,000. “In South America two dainties are lizards and baked ¢entipedes, The Singing Mouse. The singing mouse, is not a distinct species. According to descriptions of the common house mouse, “Mus mus- eulus,” and of the American , wood- mouse, “IJesperomys leucopus,” they have been known to acquire the trick or habit of warbling a few notes in a high key and with a shrill wiry tim- bre, vocalizing in a manner that might be called singing. ——————e E, T. BURKE LAWYER Tribune Block Bismarck, N. D. Phone 752. ————————— CITY REAL ESTATE BARGAINS | FOR SALE—One _ six-room house modern in every way ex- | cept basement and furnace; within the paved district, for $2500. Terms reasonable. FOR SALE—One eight-room house with bath, furnace, two porches, shade trees; within the paved district and near the Public Schools. Price $3300. Terms rea- sonable, FOR SALE — One five-room bungalow, modern in every way except bath; near the Country Club. Price $3000. Terms rea- sonable. F,. E. YOUNG REAL ESTATE COMPANY Offices in First National Bank Bldg. : -PHONES F. E. Hedden, 0. H. F. O'Hare, 78M. F. E. Young, 78R. R. S. ENGE, D. C. PH. C. Chiropractor Consultation Free. Suite 9-11, Lucas Block Phone 260 HEDDEN AGENCY Building site 80x150, Rosser street between First St. and Mandan Ave. Small house, fruit trees, south front. $1500 with house; without house, $1000. Webb Block—Phone O. BY BLOSSER CAUSE f COULDNT GET A DIME ONT : “FROM IT His Reason Was Simple Enough. WELL=TD INVESTIGATE AT ONCE- HAVE You ASKED TAGALONG ABOUT r NET” Wo TOOK “SOMES MONEN OUT OF MY BISMARCK FURNITURE CO. 220 Main St. furniture Upholstery Repaired, Be finished and Packed, ees Bismarck Clearing House Association C. B. LITTLE, President E. V. LAHR, Vice Pres. J. A. GRAHAM, Secy.-Mgr. MEMBERS First National Bank City National Bank First Guaranty Bank * Rod SOMEBODY Took A NICKEL OUT OF MY BANK — ah