The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 21, 1919, Page 7

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Passing Years Need Not t Bring Uselessnéss, California Writer Arises in Wrath to Dany That Seventy-Two Should Be Considered a “Ripe Old Ay Pn fon peat pee | A newspaper item, a few days ago, Stated that a certain man named So- and-So died “at the ripe old age of seventy-two.” Commenting on this the Los Angeles ‘Times says that seventy-two is not a ripe old age and adds: 7 / A . Tipe old age is an age. when the | person who has attained jt is. ready for old Father Time to come along and pluck him from the tree of life. If you will take a bird's-eye view of the ac- tivities of the world at the present hour, or even if you will look about you in your own community, you whl see that men and women of séyenty- two are among the foremost hustlers everywhere, Active heads :of great nations, big business men in the biggest businesses, . leaders and gegetters ‘ofall descrip- tions in every direction ‘you look have Passed the seyenty-two mark and are still going strong. Why, a man. should be-about.at his best at the age of seventy-two. And it Is at that age that woman should really begin to. enJoy, life in high- heeled shoes, short skirts and a hat with roses all over It. Cato did not>begin the study of Greek until he was elghty years of age, and it was at the same age that Plu- tarch began the study of Latin; He)beg, the English philosopher, ‘pub- Nsived his best book when he was eigh- ‘ty-seven, and Chevreul, forever immor- tal an scientific research, was busy as @ bee at his work in his one hundred second year, p Me of the iffost active lawyers of thel'Los Angeles‘county bar is past his ninetieth year, and we know of anoth- ~ appointed cashier of a new bank at the age of seventy-four. In short, the cold fact is that seven- ty-two Js very far indeed from being “ia ripe old age.” On the other hand, of course, a man can let himself be old at most any age. There are lots of men who are old at thirty, but it is a state of mind with them and not a physical condi- tion, even though they may not be ib good health, As to women, we very well know that it was the fashion for them to be old and fear ruffed caps at forty: But that isn’t the case now, by, any-apeays- Think of Lillian Russell, ,§: a, Bern: hardt and Schumann-Heink, merely to be tion some of the méfe’ Prominent én of our time. We would go so far as to say that age is a question of what way we look at It. That “a man is as old as he’ feels and a woman as old as she looks,” is, indeed, a very good saying. A man 1s‘a' fool; not to’ feel all right, and a Mie may de trusted: never to ‘look” if she 1s the woman she ought to it is a great idea fora nigeKen.Le is gnywhere. betavéen fifty and seventy to/mentally. gtart all over again as theugh ‘he had set out, liké a boy, upon the great adventure of life. Thstead of spending his time then in vali regrets, let him resolve to attain all that he has missed; Let him, above all thingg else, renew his enthusiasm. Let bim go to the circus again and buy Peamhts for the elephant; let him go, meta an. old swimming hole; ~tgaaree wherever he hears a band let him fol- low i} till he has lost the way home. Tt ihall, cbe just as we think about are to remember that we shall ly once on.fhis eafth, and that we wil be a long time dead. His Achievements. “I Have been in business here at the old std for thirty-four- years,” ad- mitted |the proprietor of the Right Place fore in-Petunia. “During that 50, in round numbers, ff@sh young dummers have tried to talk me into buying rare bargains that I didn’t want, md 13,525 well-meaning lunk- heads hive left the door open when it oughtjto have been shut. I have Nstened fith a crocodile smile to some- 46,743 old stories and no two dozen new ones, I have settin’ places for all tlie and influential loafers of nity, and have had two‘tons cheese and ginger-snaps ett Tam thirty-four years old- s when I began, and- very or richer. I have trusted body who has asked. me others didjt. So, speaking biological- ly, I s'posdI don’t think any Worse of izens than they do of me.” \e-Kansas ty Star. Mount jrarat Now a Republic. anngncement of the formation of “the-Indpendent Republic of Ara- eat” will brsh away the fallacy which Tegards Ariat as just a mountain in- stead of a'country, albeit the very mountain. which the ark rested when the witers of the Deluge began -to abate. pnesis ts explicit enough to. have pivented the: mistake, ‘it might be tlught; it says quite dis- tinctly: “Te ark rested upon-the mountains o/Ararat.” In its day, Ara- rat was a gtat power, holding sway far to the est and to the west. But _ to western jurdpe Ararat has long EXECUTI GALE. Dakota; et of Bur. er Los Angeles man who has just been (owl- 'LEGGO FRECKLES Tr BED ND HIS FRIENDS - GEE, HERE COMES TAGALONE © WOT WHILE cf Eee. WONTCHA? WELL, WOT CN 1DO To. PLEASE. YUH, G0 \‘WONT? BE MAD ? 3 lass; TES’ STAY wey YARe- W =~ TUL TURN TH LIGHT OUT AN’ HAVE SOME FUN wiry by virtue of an/ex the clerk of the di: leigh’ county, No judgment rendered in; favor. ict court of Bur- of the plaintifY and aguinst the defendant I seized and taken in- de- have levied upoi to my session the scribed personal pro} One G t six cylinder automobile, ear 11214, moder complete, ‘ i said property is the property following on the 7th day of March, 1919, the hour of three o'clock in the afte noon at the front door of the po: leigh county, North Dakota. 9. ROLUID Sheriff of Burleigh C k ota. » McCURDY, CH, , North Da- F. ond P.O, address, Bismard akota, | 179. 2-21-28; 346 | a LONGER hE Boys in Khaki Don't Like “Stam” Age-Old Standby of the Prof ““Hbiiorist ‘Has Been’ Killed: War, and of Course There’s a Reason: The story is. told from one of the huge auditoriums of the “Y” in a can- tonment not far from one of the larg- est cities, The. crowd extended to the dours and rows and rows of big, husky, clear-eyed boys in olive drab sat crowd- ed together on the benches, The next day, would find them en route to Ber- a Nn, but that did not matter to them. ; They were there to hear the big, burly for the shouts of laughter that’ blend- ing together in. one great roar almost Aitted the roof. One of the funniest comedians “had just to give them this ‘opportunity. There is nothing that the American boy loves more than a good joke. The celebrated comedian was enjoying him- self as much as the bofs as one after another of his stories “got across.” He saved the best one to the last. With a twinkle in his keen’ éyes he ‘sprang it, a brand new variation of the @ge-old mother-in-law story. He told it well, it was excruciatingly funny and it was new. But it fell flat. The big ‘spontaneous burst of laughter was not forthcoming. But they moré than made up for it when ‘they began to clap as the jokester left the platform and when they gave him three cheers after the performance. But-it wofried the-comedian and lat- er he asked a lieutenant about it. The ~| Lieutenant lighted his cigarette before answering. “I don't suppose you fel- lows outside this man's army have any reason for knowing this, but the old mother-in-law joke will never get over again. I,couldn’t laugh at one, no mate ter how funny it was, to Save my neck. It wouldn't seem: funny to me.. You see when war was declared, I wanted fn the worst way to enlist. Fellows with kids see it even before the single ones, but I felt that it wouldn’t be right todo it:then on account of Mary and the children. ~I-couldn’t keep up my home. on a.seldier’s p&y, if I gave up my job. It didn’t seém the square thing to them. then. “Well, my mother-in-law sent for me to come around one night and see her 4lone on my way home from the offiee She told me that she knew just how 1 felt about enlisting and that I wasn’t tovtet. the money ‘side ‘of :ft stand in whee = instant. ¥ could. @0. she saldj:and she wowd je rest. Shé hadn't a-boy |’ fz becosa a aud saree hy 20 ‘the children were to get all she had gone, they might as walt w when they needed it most. fight here in this one camp sok tal @anctly a3 Tdo about tt”) ution issued by forth Dakota, upon a of the defendant herein and which I oftice in, the town of Sterling, Bur- Dated this 20th day of February, Attiomey for the Plaintiff; { Psidenee North | man on the stage who was responsible. ‘made the special trip to their camp | Will be Inserted. First insertion, 35 cents; additional insertions without change of copy, 15 cents. Advertisements containing more the will be caarged at the rate of two cents a word for each additional shall expose for sale and sell at public] word, auction to the highest bidder for cash at HELP - WANTED—MALE fie WELCOME! RETURNING | SOLDIERS AND SAILORS. | Full information as to all em: |j ployment openings in this com- | munity and elsewhere will be giv- | en you FREE at tite Bureau for | Returning . Soldiers, and Sailors, | Northwest Hotel Building, Phono | 124.0 All national and, local, efforts to assist you) are, there » gougen- fratdds. jor eUnited States: Emplayment:. Servioe Uh Si Departitent of Labar. sd Apply j ‘0 ot ‘ 2 20 3t LADY CipRiK WADED at Runge’s Bakery on Third St!" Must ey tS per ‘ience. WANTED—Bright young girl or “wort an in country store and postoffice. $20 room and board to start. A good home for some one. Enquire Post- master, Lark, N. D. | 2 20 1 wk} FOR SALE OR REN = | HOUSES AND FLATS | FOR RENT—Suite of housekeepins rooms. Call at ‘Varney Flats, 408! Second St_ Phone 7 FOR RENT—Five roo nished. house; close FoR RENT—6- room partly modern eo M.. Register. 1wk. 5 room house. Inqu.re h street. 2.18 6t —-Modern, five room du-| Water furnished. Joquire plex. 211 Rosser street or phone 219 1 wk FOR SAUE—Aodern house “and gard age, \well- located. Convenient terms. B. C. Marks, Bibiiarck, | Dak: 25 i FOR ern § room house “RENT—Mode Inquire 0. Wi ‘Roberts, Phone-15i or 151.3 - wit! | THE TRIBUNE'S CLASSIFIED COLUMN |» | Classified Advertising Rates. | Terms Strictly Cash—No Copy Without’ Remittance Attached | 4000 ACRES splendid condition. na, Nol A COW UP ating plant, furniture and fixtures were bought new about 14 months ago and ore in Al condition. eu 1 am offering this property at al} nycat the home, at 516. bargain as I have other businéss| Teel CN OG 210-1w interests to look after. $1,000 to 10 cash will swing the deal.! NOTICE OF MORTGAGE SALE BY FOR SAL 2 ow rds ‘EAP ing M » Ne conslition, Apply ~Bu Room rerms on bal e. For particula call on or add s J. P. Thompson, 411 Sth street, City. 217 Lwk V's se | 282 wks FOR SALE—Two new Little Devil Hart-Parr Tractors at a bargain for r E. A. Thorberg, Bi K, ‘ou WANTED. Postoftice to work among ¢ ers fn Bismarck te ied and willing to m psidence- either in Bismi small je Addres » HAND PIANO WAN y 2 21-lw hop in good town 6 Tribune. BOX & SALE—Barber | of $00, Aqdre DID hese horses are sound SADDLE Full line of engin anch, Ca warantee Fund ion offers exGeptional | ° inducements to:men of women-.who:] are experienced in, or who, would like to enter the business, of life. in~|: Ls. Langley, 314 Broad- 2-3-tf | #- WANTED TO: RENT: <7 On SALE | TO” RENT—Have a large list Of; or Phone clients who wish to rent turnished | non or uilfarnisHed rooms, ‘Turn, that reasonable ‘pi extra room into cash. LH. Langs. tna: hg "ow: and Jey, _Phone_ 888. ca grade in character. street or phone 28S- HOUSES . WANTED FOR SALE— ‘AD TO RENT OR BUX—Good as. new. —F buyer with cessfully grown here many years “a ven room house by Mareh} takes’ it, Mrs. J, J. Putnam, 1029/ near the Black Hills under hard con-| A6th,,in neighborhood of Tenth and| Fifth street. 9 2 17,19 21 “Bt ditions and cold nights. Every ear Rosser. Address 588, care Tribuie.| WRITE Los Angeles Y.M.C (2 kernel) tested. Thus practically 2-20-3 WANTED—To rent a five or six room modern house. May buy. if suited.| F d Cohen, 892 Sth strect. Sidney er 6 ——————————— LANDS" splendid school. Get started r Isldnd Red cocker Avenue © or phone 7 FOR” SALE raw prairie} nishings throughout. £ is exceptiona v oa stea eat, electric light 6 on palf crop payment is exceptionally well located and one steam heat e ri wea Hae i Ea La purchaser.,A.} of the best income properties in this] and elevator service. Bismarck : \Garnes Regan, N. Dak. city, has 17 rooms (including two] Realty Co. Bismarck Bank Bldg. spe * 211 tot} ath roms), full basement and hpt 219 ut also farm Serer Bismarck Elevator Co., ‘Most of its just apartment house with complete fur- gentle, well broken to ride or drive and high class in eyery way, Will sell cart, cutter and harness with the horses. F. S. icc sar WE ARE in the market for on the Séo Line. Quote towest., pric Van Hook, Grain Co., ‘Van Book, N. DL 2AT-lw ARM. “BARGAIN Have client’ who must. sell 160 acre farm in northeast ish county, N. D. Some im- provements, All tillable, 60 acres | broke. Might take in trade small house or other property clear of in- cumbrance. Address, Geog. H. Mus- son, Attorney, Steele, N. D. 218 4t | 50 per load. at all of at high Re 4 \|EAR TESTED SEED. CORN. for v')sale, An extra early white dent good size; medium deep kernel, very suc-; 10 per cent~germination. Price $6 per bushel. Sure the corn for North ‘ight. Dakota. L. H. Hansen, Wasta, S. Dak. 2 21 2t FOR SAL teams heavy work horses. Wachter Transfer Co. This property| FOR RENT—D¢ DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Wilbur Had a Good Reason for Not Coming. By ‘Allman | | SAN, TOM, WiLepReFELT TO INVITE A, SaLDIER GOV FOR. DINNER. TONIGHT SO | SAID THAT HE CovLD- WILL NourTeLe THEM TO COME RIGHT AWAN, J BVERNTHIMG 15 ALL READM - THEN’ Re up te WILBUR'S Room - 7 THays ALL RIGHT 1 Like To HAVE Tue BoYs IN FOR SALE—Six room strictly mod- ern bungalow in Riverview addition. A dargaiti, if bone at once~ If in- tervated call ©. L. Burton. | 12 19 tt KUOMS FOK BENT FOR 1 Two modern furnished rooms for light housekeer ~ Phone 478X or call at 423 11th + FOR” RENT—In- desirable” loe Furnished two room apartment children. 411 Fifth St. Phe hot aes 1a Washington; Ave. Phone 503K.) 2454 wk SITIONS WA. EXPERIENC BD STENOG RAPHER desires position after March ist. Ad~ dress} Box 585, Tribune. 2-19-1w WIDOW with one child 9 years old wafits position as cook in a hotel: or: big farm, or hotel manager. Wi rite to Margaret Vimnk, Wilton, ‘N.-D. 2212 LOST J ‘AND ‘OUND LOST—Brown fur Goat On ‘Ninth St. Check book in‘one of the pocket’. Finder please return to McConkey’: ‘s store for reward. > sony 008 | Furniture Upholstery peeenest Re finished and Packed. OU, WiLBUR, Come RIGHT DowN AND BRING NYouR GUE: DINNER IS ALL NES, We’LL BE DowN IW A FEW minores |” a ABA THROWING Dice | THAY WILBUR | Was ENTICED ‘TaaT. SOLDIER. BOY INTO'A DICE GAME (Ve cot Town MN PANTS BACK | gage at the date’ of sale the sum'of Pop THEY'S IRES fo do family washing ADVERTISEMENT NOTICE 1S HEREBY GIVEN, that certain mortgage, executed and delivere®” by JOHN EDVENSON, Mortgagor, to H. E. WILDFANG, Mort- gagee, dated the 25th day of May, A. D. 1917 and filed for record in the office of the Register of Deeds of the County of Burleigh, and State of North Da- kota, on the 4th day of December, A. D, 1917, and recorded in Book 144 of Mortgage at page .53, will be fore- losed by a sale of the ‘premises in such mortgage and hereinafter de- scribed, at the front door of the court house in the’ city of Bismarck, in the County of Burleigh and State of North Dakota, at the hour of ten o'clock . M., on the Jat day of March, A, D. premises) described yin sa: and which will Be soltt, ta’: same, are situated In’ the*County of Burleigh, and State of Nérth Dakota, and described as follows, to-wit: Southwest quarter (SW) of Sec- tion two (2),"Township one hundred. thirty-nine (139) North Range seven- ty-six (76) West of the fifth principal meridian, containing one hundred sixty (160) acres landgnore or less, accord- ing ‘to ‘the United States Government survey ‘thereof. There will be’ due on such mort- $111.47. Dated ‘at Bismarck, N. D., this 22nd day of January, 1919. H. E. WILDFANG, Mortgagee. F. E. McCURDY, Attorney for Mortgagee. Bismarck, N. D, 7-14-21-28. CITATION AND NOTICE HEARING PROOF OF FOREIUN WILL, STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA, Coun- ty of Burleigh. In_ County Court, Davies, Judge. In the mater of the estate of Reuben A, Adams, dec 1 24-31—2 Before Hon, I. €. nd Sidney I. Adams, John Adams, Sidney fount Hope Cemetery, M, Snyder, Sarah Helen Gilbert and-all other persons interested, Te- spondents. The State of North Dakota, to the above named respondents and all per- sons interested in the estate-of Reu- ben A. Adams, deceased: You and each of you are hereby no- tified that John Adams and Sidney I. Adams the petitioners herein, have filed in this court a copy of the last will-and testament of Reuben: @,-Ad- ans, e of the city of Rochester, in the county of Monroe and state of New York, deceaséd, and the probate there in the state of ‘New York, duly authenticated, with their petition, praying for the admission to probate of ‘said document’ as ‘the last will of said deceased, and for the issuance to John Adams and Sidney I. Adams of letters testamentary thereon, and that the said petition and proofs of said purported will will be heard and duly considered by. this court on Tuesday, the: 18th day*ef March, A. ‘D. 1919, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon of that day, at the court roms of this court, in the county courthouse, in the city of Bis- amrck, county of Burleighand state of North Dakota; and 5 You and each of you are hereby cit- ed to be and appear before this court at said time and place and answer petition and show cause, if any there te: why the prayer of said petitin should not ‘be granted. By the Court, (Seal.) I. C. Davies, Judge of the County Uourt. Dated the 6th day of February, A.J. 1919. ‘Let the foregoing citation be served by publication in the Bismarck Daily ‘Tribune, published at Bismarck, Bur- leigh County, “North Dakota. E I. C. DAVIES, }(Seal) Judge of tho County Court, Hyland & Bradley, Attorneys for Petitioner Bismarck, N.

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