The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 25, 1919, Page 4

» Wve E Entered at the Ponistiice, Hiomerck, N. D., ws lorganized und intwlerable homedife as a. di Chass Mat : i i GEORGE D MANN - - 20> Edler result of unbridled Jdousekeepers’ Pride. Go JAGAN PAY ; a BC COMPANY, NEW yor, wah Horelen Representa yey Mascutte isn’t always a triumph. It’s frequently only a) ; q L; OBSCAGO, Marquette 7 “Bldg , BOSTON, 2 Winter St; DWPROWS, Krcavge vanity, a mania, and wa dragedy! Bldg; MINNEAPOLIS, 810’ Sumber Bxchange bet ; IMBHR OF ASSOCIATED iS “ or ‘ Mel | The ecngs oe SEE tite ty the se OUR AGNORANT” SOLDIER MEN | for xepubl 2 of all news credited to it ov uot other) Cepman officers have informed the world that | wine Cregitad iu thie paper aud wlio the local news pul Kished herein. ‘ A rights of publication of specie) dispatches herein pre win reserved the Yanks won the war ecause they knew noth ing about military tactics. PCIRCULATION. | ‘The aN ADVANGE . oe 7 OY 4 MEMEERS AUDIT BUREAY 0; BUBSCHIPTION ATES PAYABLE Daily by carrier per year ; Seay By canal por year (lo Bismarck) Dy by mail per your (Sn | they did it and captured or killed the enemy. ‘Yhey didn't know that « soldier was not sup- He should have shot of Bismarck) 4.00 ty posed iy wim af the enemy. wily in the general direction. Shey never heard that a company was supposed iy yetrent after having suffered a certain per- ceptave of casualties, etc., etc. NEWSPAPER 1873) Ristublished THE PURRS OF AN ARTEMUS QUIRSLE Who wrote the Will of particulars against M Minnie Nielson? Appended amony those of counsel is bd Bien ‘fhe “id” all old timers know Ed, elected ax state’s attorney in Murleagh county, is part of the forces whe “go over the toy’ with Niel Macdonald and save the state educational department gy into unholy and unballowed hands. What Artemus Quilble wrote the Will of com paint against Miss Nielson, the chojee af the peo ple tor one of the most Important offices in the shale? Mis a work of art in pertifoguing Kind readers, just Usten lo the ponderous logic in this: Miss Nielson is ngt proficient in a u ‘ language,” ‘the roads in the main United States, On the other band, the Mucs, through Attorvey| The United States de ariment of the interior, | Ind Allen, et al., further contend: jwhieh hus mare to do with Alaska than any other | “She has not now, and never has had, w jwche-|government agency, in an official report predicts lor’s degree.” u drive of settlers to Alaska. It is expected thou- But horror of harrars: sands of men and women will leave the states to Geet! wecording to German officers, Unis ignorance was tensile the morale of their men, The Huns knew if they stuck at their posts long enough sume big Yank would either capture or kil) them for in his ignorance of rules of the war. Séut why worry. It’s too late to learn now, Be- the war is over and we did pretty good copsideping what we knew hope to sides from %t waa'k ALASKA Keep your eye on Aluska! adapted child of Uncle Sum. And Alaska is a! laboratory of democracy, too—there were yovern-| ment owned railrouds in Alaska, for instanee, long| hefore the war brought government operation of wisdgui and “foreign “She knows nothing of political science.” tuke up life in the peninsula whieh we bought How this must worry the Ids and the Maes: | from Kussia, und jncluded xmong them will he; “She knows nothing of political science.” muny soldiers, seekers of more adventure and| Then in the next breath: the outdoor Jife. Speaking of these soldjers, the] "knows nothing of economics.” literioy department says: | “These men, drawn from the more settled and, stuid portions of the United States and thrown! “she knows nothing of domestic science.” into the atmosphere of adventure and outdoor | The ds and the Maes in the bill of complaint life will not to settle down to their alga allege that Miss Nielson is deficient in: ‘former humdrum existence jn the factory, the of- ‘"Othies, logic and sociology,” ‘fice, hut that they wil] seek’ wider horizon) and What vacuum the ds and the Macs would havelgreater possibilities than offered by thelr return the thousandg pf yoters helieye was elevated to} te former ocegupations; a great immigration to office when the Maes were ejected for the “good| Alaska is looked for when once the armies of the of the service.” jwarld are dishanded.” But the voters are merely wailing to get at fhe annual Alaskan report just made to eon- some of those in the combination making war] eyess shaws wonderful stuides made by the ter- on a woman elevated t@ office hy a Yote of the} rifery, Lhe white population is now-estimated at people and whose qualifications are ag far above) 30,000. the man who is fighting her as Lincoln’s quali-| Trade with the United States during the last fications wer ome of the college geradiites | fiseal year was #131,000,000 more than the trade who questioned his educational credentials for|;between the United States and the Philippines, office. {Porto Hieo or Hawaii, Migs Nielson, hiowever, Agriculture is flourishing; and Alaskan farm- her own hatties against the Hds and the Macs ers are reaching out info northern Siberia for a jmarket for yegelables which will be shipped in ja dehydrated form, In the Tanana valley the farmers have.developed a strain of Siberian wheat dry soap—it’s a domestii | whie h makes fine flour, ripens quickly and can be Byery woman who ever touched a dust-cloth; grown in all valleys of Alaska, By next year, it ar a dish-mop has suffered fram spasmadie at jis promised that Alaska will raise all the wheat tacks. When it heeomes ehronic there's no cure! heeded in the territory for flour, and later on, the but death or divarce! territory may export wheat and flour to the Unit- All brides should pray for protection from itsled States and Asia, ravages, and all mothers of marriageable sons} ‘There ave 71 public schools, with 8,500 pupils, should warn them against mating with vietims| Six salmon hatcheries ave operated by the gov- of Housekeepers’ Pride as carefully as they warn] ernment and four by private companies, and there against “cats” “vampe.” is $47,000,000 invested in the salmon industry, Here's one of the first symptoms as manifest-|Pishery products totaled $61,466,980, While over ed recently. A Washington woman unable to}8,000 seal skins were taken, an increase of 40,000 employ @ laundress finally tackled the family wash Kurs worth $1,888,600 were herself. Nothing abnormal in that—hut "the first time | did the family washing | was more marti fied aver the fact that ¢lean than over my aching back and exhausted hedy. | hate to think an ordinary wneducated woman is a better washer than | am!” That's Housek Pride—one symptom! it’s mania, Wh any woman gets the fixed idea that she is going to do better housework and more of it than any other three women put to- gether, or than any of the neighbors she’s got Hoysekeepers’ Pride—and heaven help her fam- ily! Happiness, comfort, sanity, hospitality, hus- band, children, friends—all are as naught com- pared to her passion for house-slavery—"to turn- ing off more werk" cleaner, faster, greater amounts of work than any other housekeeper in ancient ar modern history! The woman who couldy’t bear the idea that cher colored laundress could beat her at the task ef clathes washing had lost her mental balance. She had lost her sense of values and was respect- ing the arm-muscles and hard-won skill of the Jaundress more than she respected her own body, and mind—and the qualities for which her hus:! “Alaska is an inhospitable, wretched, and God-| band and family love her. She had an attack of| forsaken region, worth nothing, but a positive in-! Hoysekeepers' Mania and gave it a welcome that|iury and encumbrance as a colony of the United may make it chronic, States."—Ferris, of New York, Ne sane man marries for sheer creature com-| “(Greenland is a better purchase than Alaska.” But this is an unkind stab fram the ids and the Maes: he content aboy is capable of fighting HOUSER EPP RIG? Pie Housekeepers’ Pride is not a new brand of lan disease ! and seals is reported, shipped aut, ‘The inineral production was $40,700,196, | The government railroad made good progress, the main line to Fairbanks has been extended from Seward to Montana creek, 240 miles, and the branch line into the coal fields now runs from Matanuska Junction to Chickaloon, in the heart of the coal field. The Alaska Northern railroad} has been overhauled and put into working order, Che government suffered a loss\in revenue of nearly $90,000 due to prohibition, The United States paid $7,200,000 for Alaska, Last year the minerals shipped from Alaska to the United States were five times greater in value than the purchase price of the whole peninsula; the fishery products were seven times greater, and the total export and import trade between the mother country and her adopted child was 20| times greater. When Secretary of State Seward bought Alaska trom the Russian minister, congress yelled its head eff. And here is what some of the bright; and shining lights among our statesmen had to say: the clothes weren't very vers! forte. Hf he lives for the ale purpose of having|—Washburne, of Wisconsin, finent Chicago chemist, impomts the in- his meals, his clean laundry, and his clean, com-} “The acquisition of this inhospitable and bar. eens ag aS Foe we fortable room instantly, perfectly, and eonatantly|ren waste would never add one dollar to thejedy. It is 2 si harmless: for hia use—he went marry—he'll go and| wealth of this country.or furnish homes to our | a modern hotel people."—Lyon, of Missouri, and life-proof rooms, housecleaning and fruit- vanning orgies, neryes, temper, invalidism, dis- ‘Yo be the “hest housekeeper” in the community Yanks didn’t know that it was impossible) fur an infantry Wo charge machine gun nests. Yet| Our soldiers certainly were ignorant hut, | Peare js going to mean a lot to that northern | }full power to approve or disapprove [ulation of France wagd6 millions and SATURDAY, JAN. 26, 1919. t | | | | i { | | | | HARMONY, : \ epee enernan Ry TEERETERIESTER RING: January 25, 1919. Our Supreme Court Judges are at work eveyy/day. This month hope to hand down decisions on the old chronie eases thus far agru or submitted. Then we comme the hearimg of debates on one hun dred eighteen Gases now on the dock- at, and hope tQ.clear the calendar within three onsfour mont On tha constitutional am dments, aiming, 10 f from just criticism, “Ip deed, J will thank anyone to point ‘outa Haw or fa}lacy, or evel a gram matical error in any of my weitings, Tf the Hos ANd verbs do nol agece, if the prepositions he not follawed by the objectivelgase, it Wig sentence paragraphs be nol f ad nae peraee nls ipo Rema init clee and clear as crystal, that, is euuge for eritleism. If you. ¢ (that the writer is not exenpl fron po- litical bias, he pleads gnilty and takes’ ho offense, Wis trie that for twanty years J haye had ae strong bias int wor Of the initiative wud referendum | and public ownership, — Hence oon those measures, | advised every per som ty vote yes; and on the other! amendments, to vole bigs no, But! now, by @ great political volulian hy a war of ballots in liew of bay- onets--and hy 4 deuisive majority vote of the, people did the Legisitive Ag- sembly, it does seem that all amend- ments have prevailed and that the fame are How uw part of the constt tution. State, Ex past Rel, vy, State Canvassing Board Robinson, J This case is brought to review the proceedipgs of the Suite Hoard of Canvassers on five constitu tional amendments submitted to the voters ‘by petition under Section 202 of the constitution, Under that sec- tion a petition for the submission: af the amendments jwas ajened by fifty thousand voters, filed iN the oitice of the Secretary of state and duly adver tied, Hy that section when an amend> ment “recelvea a majority of all the votes cayt at the general election,” it muat. he referredsto the next Jeglala- tive assembly; and if agreed upon by @ majority of all the members electod to each house, it becomes a part of the | constitution; if got agreed upon, it doea not become ta part of the con- stitution. ‘The Legislature ii given absolute power t@ ‘act upon and: to disapprove au. amendment; and ‘ihe power to approve and disapprove: go | together—the one implies the other, The power to disapprove an amend-! ment clearly implies the power to approve it, Section 202 was formu- lated by old time members of the legis- lative Assembly who were apposed to the submission or passage of any / amendment by way of a petition and! who desired (to reserve to themselves ot any amendment that might be re: fered to them. Hence it is that by 202, the fundamental law, the; Legialative Assembly is given full French Soldiera Lead In World's: Sacrifice; a ee . 4 At the outbreak of the war the pop- of these @'milliong have been offered | on the altar of thereby lead-! ing every other nation, We of Amer! tea must be very. gral for this; tit also for an Faun eres for} stomach, liver and intestinal ailments | discovered by the peasants of France, | which it is reported has saved MABRY | lives in América, prevented thousands } of surgical operations and relieved: in- | calculable auton i . Geo. H Mayr, for many years a Lee ’ Pride ia no modern diseasasUn-| Here's one im which history has abund- generations of men, women and children|antly disproved the forecasts of the propheta of * housewives, air, dust evil, z By Justice J. power to amendment and and conclusiye ror; it ig not i its decision, AL the gener numer of vote) report of the ¢ roneously stated that th et ber of votes Board erroneoys person cnet put was grave and infslogding and it was! prope based on the @aaunpiion’ that, ech PETSOR Woes Cam yak ballots pression to seve mant? Yn nd each person cast total leash. three, or number 9) 300,000 th AHL, Way I 160,000 votes wh of voles. Wi To vote te to for any. manor manner pregerib allow voted by mark does expr some man or som total mumbey of the total number, of votes-east by the voter, At four ballot, con candidates cos; Supreme Court. ¢ lot with the names of candidates for Superintendent, ¢ (4) a ballot ¢ OV EVERET approye or in truth, nearly, eve, nd WK question E Oo ajority of, all the votes cust ner Melon, uf did snot receive BVEO NG all the voles east at (he election, ED AL Witeottity DA POSSID ELL Yey bem ie, winpber of yotars, 1d majocity of the, votes pyar 150,000 5" it $v) peph- bly Kaye Cines: that miunber,- And | of course bo amendment could receive only: 94) ballots were vote ining ‘op state and ¢ 2) a ballot with the names of { disapprove any ity final Of con Liple 1 y or hut that ract| jin no manner Jessens the finality of | ] election the ftotgl B were W400, TS Janyassing Soar num | 94,055, The} ly a med th avery | One vote. The error} hut one vate, where- persosy voted encs | 1 vol recelye " yore e sever! You Voltas cust four Lines. Hurely Mw, nd the} were ih Apti) wove nGw tha golal-number OXPNOBK Ih p ANY “Mei! ed hy law On avery | wW¥, person each X he preference for measure, and the X murks expt last \goneral election (1) a long names of the minty oaffl- sandidates; (3) a bol- of Public Instru taining’ a copy of TRUE COURSE - contended that according to the true XL WANT TO ROG THEN Home | PP EN OL DD NORD PPP pe, SATURDAY EVENING LETTER E. Robinson proposed amendments. Jf each per- ‘son casting a ballot had voted for or amendments, that } against the se alone would ha equal to ten persons votin, a vole of 940, fest there could be no such thing as any amel nt receiving a majority of all the votes cast. 14 , We must conclude represented 2 vote tion, Lo-w it is mani je gen- tion” means a majority of all cast for or agai. uw or amendment, and of the five amendments 3 large majority of all the votes for or against t it follows that id amendments was ed to, the 4 Assembly approval and also that the Canyassing did properly certify the amendments in question showing that ¢ amend- ment ived a majority of all the os cast thereon, It ts strenuously neaning of Bec, 202 h amendment submitted for proval shouki have ADsaitinmative vatereqytlow majority of all Hous voling at the election, 2 fs nothing to warrant sich OM Uonsandett ta: falrepo a: {Rat Hee, 202. vag fgmed) py Jnakera’ who, knew Mow Ad. use the | Mosiieh langunre apd. to pxpress a ar and definite mganing. “Hence it is the Judgment and determination, of the Court that the am properly pas Legislative Assembly and tha 202 its determination ts conclusive, Old Hickory Lignite sold by Finch Lumber Co.,, nhone 17. y. See final and Phone 75, City Fuel Co. For, the Beulah Coal NOT — | ployed on | plants will be thrown out of employ- j ment. | shut down while they adapt them- | selves, inany of them slowly, to a | peace-time line of manufacture. times the number of| FRANCE HAS MORE MEN THAN JOBS ‘Returning Army to Civil Life Brings Problems Unlike | Those in U. S. Labor Readjustment ts Subject of Greater Importance in France Than in Any Other Bel. ligerent Country. | Paris —Rendjustment of lnbor after | demobilization looms xs the biggest jafter-the-war question in France. | A committee of members of the French chumber of deputies has off- | chelly |eteps toward labor reconstruction are | lo be taken. asked the government what Appointment of 2 commission to | study the question hes just been an | Bounced. Labor readjustment is a subject of greater importance in France than in | aby other belligerent country—outside | of Belgium, perhups—because s0 many | factories and commercial enterprises | buve been destroyed by the war. Workshops Are Wiped Out. When the soldiers are demobilized |a@ great number will not be able to | return to the work in which they were | engeged before the war. Their werk- | shops have been wiped cut. Many others who have been em- war work in munitions For such concerns will heve to Another class of men, who- have been away at the front four years, | will find no places open because they | have been replaced by other labor— | women, in numerous cases, The government faces the problems of having more men on its hands than it has jobs. A quick solution is im- perative, according to the view of prominent labor leaders. “Every other country except France has thought about this matter,” said Emmanuel Brousse, a French deputy und a member of the newly appointed labor adjustment commission. “Britain has been working on the labor question for a long time. Twen- ty-five commissions composed of spe- cialists in various IInes have prepared a solution. “Germany had its after-war program definitely mapped but. First the men , who In clvi! life were engaged in such occupations as “technical, commercial, industrial, finehelal. and. transport were to be freed from army service, Other ‘Kinds’ of workmen’ were to be demobilized successlyely, F ‘France must not lose 2 moment in mapping out its labor readjustment plan, Otherwise there will be a social catastrophe.” 4 ; Labor leaders In’ France point 'also to the preparations in “America ‘fer distributing “farming land to demobil- ized soldiers, But they remark that this method of finding something for the ex-soldler to do is closed, to the French, Land Cultivated intensively. France has no vast unoccupied lands as the United States has, except in its northern African colonies, All of France is cultivated intensively, leav- ‘ ing none for reclamation by demobil- , ized, soldiers, And {t is calculated that few will want to leave their own | country for the purpose of coloniza- | tlon. G. H. Roberts, British minister of labor, recently discussed this subject before an audience of British soldiers at the Rritish Army ‘and Navy Leave club in Paris!’ '*/ « 4 ; The British minister said temporat lly unemployment difficulties: of demo- billzed soldiers would be’ met by a free out-of-work donation covering a period ef 12 months after, dischiirge. This will be additional, to the month's furlough given ‘each man on his dis: charge, (Fring which time pay and al- lowances-are to be continued. ~ The skilled workman among British soldiers, Roberts sald, is safeguarded by. the, manitions of war: act, giving him the assurance of reinstatement ip employment. Committees, he said, would establish employment agencies In all elties and everything Possible would be done to, make labor resettie tent ug speedy and smooth as possi je. WILL. MAKE WAR ON APHIS State of Washington Enlists Army of Ladybugs to Fight Fruit its. Seattle, Wash—War has been de stared on the aphis that auuuafly de- itroys thousands of dollars’ worth of crops In eastern Washington and Ore. yon. An army of Indybugs is being seerulted by the Untted States bureau of entomology 4ith the assistance of samo ‘wardens thyoughout the two Northwestern states, : Tho Indybug ts the natural af the aphis, When berated mace ony of aphls the ladybug's actions are anything but ladytke. > One ladybug ‘a nald to be more than a match for 100 able-bodied aphial The army of tadybugs ta now In winter quarters to the monntiing at an altitude at about 4,000 feel ‘The wame wardens will se required te round them up and have them ready for the Apring drive ‘ NOTICE TQ PARENTS, Cuildren wha ate @ or wit be 6 by duly J WAY Onter RohOOL AR beginners ow February th ar any time within (hree weeks (hareattiar, ‘Phin appiles {0 ahildven Who have: never before HONE fa Bohan Healnning clasvos wit Mart ‘WAN Firat QrAdeR On Rebruary AYO 22t © ‘ ‘ 4 ! 4 ro ae \ “se _ & ’