The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 3, 1918, Page 4

AS BE MER ARIE OC * ; ARR ROE oc - THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE| Kater) xt the Postfix, , 3), ex Bewmud ee a death and terror among the French, The list of his offenses is long, too long w re. a PAYS! COMPANY, “Have J any friends \eft?” vp ike ‘ve 1 iar ia Byex Moreign Keyresentative hasman ever pave friends? KEW YORK, # Kldg; CHICAGO, Marquette Bldg; HORTON, der St5 DWTWOIS, Kresege Fides MISNEAPOL y Sanuber Vuchange YM BI OF ASSOCIATED VRUSS Vitded ty th, to It or ja lial mene p The Assisted Press is exclu’ republication of all news creditel credited tu this paper sud slo the herein, , z Al) Nights of pubiiestion of spectal dispatches herein sre alsy reserved, MEMBER AUDIT BULEAL OF CIC BUBSCHIPTION MATES VAYARLE IN LATION AIVANCE Daily hy eariter per your ovarceone 1 rad Daily by mall per year kj y é ol Daily by wail per ouiside ft Hi. ky : a Yutly by wail out Dakota.,. 60) THE STATIS OLAS (Kistablished 167% co ag THE POINT OF A BENT PIN, Remember, don't you, the usually teacher who one day ated himself abruptly on the point of a bent pin? ; Ls How that. tiny thing did irritate him, didn’t it? He was grouchy for + after, you may recall, It's the Jittle thin the biggest annoyinces, : The simple Joss ofa single amall button ja sulfi- clent to send some men into hot or cold rages ac- cording to their mercurial or phlegmatie tempera- In sueh a state they often make their oe decorgus veral day whieh are to most of us ments, wives regret the | of spinsterhood, ittle things, however, make up the sum of con tent, of industry, of joy and grief and life. They wre not to be treated with contempt. They are too important, Look out for the little things, Avoid occasioning pin-thrusts, That's the way to add to the total of pleasure in the world, Fred Hohenzollern says he's going skating in Holland, Why not go before the ice yets too thick, Fred? MYSTERY BECKONS Mystery tempts to ruin, fascinates to disaste Jeads to luxury, lures to love and lucre! Mystery surrounding Kidd's alleged treasure perpetuated his memory as a pirate when the man was really a charactér to whose name stigma wae to a degree unjustly attached, The unknown beckoned Columbus, The mystery of the Hereafter has influenced many to a deep study of subjects theological, Of- times it Jiberates new thoughts, frequently it fet- ters minds, Mystery enervates, if creates s pense exhausts, agitates, chur he mind. But the mystery of what may result from ex- perimentation and combination urges chemist and inventor to persist; keep hope burning, call forth energy and resourcefulness, pitches aspiration and ingenuity to the key that produces: new notes of discovery. a Mystery suggests possibilities and poss suyvesL aclion. hidden SPense; SU- bilities Something always takes the perfection out of joy, No sooner is the world rid of autocracy than Bolshevism is born. FREDEHICK HOHENZOLLERN WHIMPERS “Yul have J friends Jef?” ‘The question is asked by Frederick William Ho- hengollern, sometime crown prince of the fallen German empire, The question itself indicates a dawning com- prehension of his position before the world. For four years this eldest offspring of William the Devil has been spitting in the face of civiliza- tion, He has done nothing to win friends, everything to make enemies whoxe undying hatred will pur- sue him all his days, He sent his fellow-countrymen to death = in hordes at Verdun while he caroused in safety ina stolen French chateau far out of bullet range. He ‘ALORIE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BIDDIE BYE EXPLAINS TERM| By any other nam the expense account, WHAT CONGRESS WON’T DO, sizty-sizth Congress is destined to go down on the pages of Ame ican his The pr swruction Congre Congr The one convening March 4 will enact sorts of “reconstruction” Jegislation, And among the latter, doubtless, will be the “re- construction program outlined by the Nationa) Voters’ League, which suggests: A responsible executive budget system of handling ap- all and revenue m propriation Complete elimination of personal and local legislation, with the work of Congress confined strictly to matters pub- lic and national in scope, Abolition of pork and patronsge ax trading elements in ley Cur ailment of the franking and leave-to-print privi- to do away with unfair and extravagant political of these campaign dev le all Klinination of all standing committees not exsential to national legislation. More democratic organin jon of committees, each elect- ing its own chairman, and # ‘ting and using only for the public purposes its own employees, | No executive seasions for any committee of Congree, ex- only foreign affairs during the period of war, i y employe of both branches to be placed upon a [public payroll, thus eliminating the present questionable \"clerk-hire fund,” which members of Congress may pay cepling out or pocket, as they plenie, , Tt isn’t at all probable that Congress will even lconsider this program of reconstruction, for that | would reconstruct Congress, and Congress would jrather recon uct anything else than itself. | However, it is a mighty fine bunch of good ad- vice to Congres: “Have Tany friends?” asks Fred Hohenzollern. | Well, there’s your houndog, Putzel, Fred. | “Ban lifted on divers things.”—Washington |Herald headline, The ban on diving things, how- ever, has been made permanent, ' | “Nddie’” Richenbacher, they say, can pick his |job in the aute, aviation or movie fields when he It pays to be a hero, doesn’t it? gets back. ns WITH THE EDITORS A STIFF TEST FOR RELIGION Returned prisoners are reciting stories in Lon- (don that tend in no wise to excite English pity for |“sturving Germany.” These men were in prison |camps or in Teuton bondage in Prussia. Some of ithe stories are about their personal experiences. | Others deal with the fate of fellow British pris- joners, In a vain effort Lo appease their hunger march- ing prisoners in some cases ate snails they found along the way. Many died because of malnutrition jand exposure. The food that would have saved their lives was withheld by their German captors. German doctors are said to have admitted that a large percentage of British prisoners in a camp jnine miles from Brussels died of starvation. While these prisoners wasted away and died German of- ificers in Brussels were fed to slickness. | Germans are asking now for food. The hungry jones may not have been directly responsible for the ill-treatment of British prisoners, but they |were at least silent partners in the crime. Lon- idoners, for their own sakes, spurn to be Huns, jbut when they read or hear what their abused jcountrymen have to say it is very hard for them, |Lo live up to the religion they profess. And who lis there to judge them harshly ?—Minneapolis ibune. given amount of food. .They can tell us, for instance, that 1 pound of white, homemado bread produces 1,- ordered these men to death callously to canse| ory 4% the “recon-| nt one is the “war | BY BIDDY BYE, Not many food experta have taken time to explain to the average house wife, untrained in the professional language of dietetics and food chemin try just what calorie means, have mentioned hastily that “a calorie fh a heat unit" or @ “unit in measur ing the enervy value of foods," but none has made the exact meaning and une of (he term clea! In plain, non-technical language a calorie ia the name given to that amount of heat which in required to raise the temperature of 1 pound of water 4 degrees, The cook and house wife will wonder what that fact has to do with foad, Necause a calorie is Yhe unit for measuring heat, and be cause the purpose of food is to pro- duce heat and energy in the human body the value of each food we eat is determined vy the amount of heat it produces and that value ix ex preased in the term which means measurea of heat—calories, When the food we eat in digested it is carried to the various body tissues and there performa ita work of producing en- ergy: It produces energy because it ia oxidised or burned up, The pro- cena of oxidiation ia performed by the exygen taken into the body through the lungs, which transforms the food elementa into heat, The amount of heat generated by each type of food elements into heat, The amount of ‘by each type of food heat Indicates ita calorie value, Some foods! Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y. a some | aro very bleh in calories, or heat and onergy values, and some are low value in} fs heat makers but have other qualities which them useful food, Ny careful study and experiment the kelentinth whose life study is food and food values are able to determine the number of calories or heat units contained tn any given food, or in any make WHY IT SUCCEEDS Because It's for One Thing Only, and Bismarck People Appreciate This. Doing one CORN, Doan's Kidney thing only For weak or disordered kidneys. Here is Bismarck evidence to prove their worth. J. W. Serres, says: “Lumbago used to trouble me an awful lot. I had backache and pains in my neck and I knew my kidneys were out of order,» Doan's Kidney Pills strength- ened my kidneys, removed the back: ache and made me feel fine. 1 rec- ommend Doan’s to anyone suffering from kidney trouble.” Price G0c, at all dealers. Don’t sim- thing well brings suc- Pills are for one Nothing can bo good for everything. | 199 calories, while 1 pound of ‘butter is probably the greatest heat producer of all foods, containing 3,491 calories. A pound of cucumbers on the other hand, contains only 68 calories, and radishes but 91 calories, and could not, therefore he classed as nourish- ing foods. In reality tho calorie is a kind of food thermometer by which is meas- \ured the value of the foods we eat. Housekeepers who wish to learn more abort calories and food values may get the information by writing to the U. S. Department of Agriculture | Office of Experiment Stations, for Bul- | letin 28, and for aFrmers’ Bulletin GIRL KILLED BY AIRPLANE \Forced to Land, Aviator Strikes Child N. EB. A. Special to The Tribune Dondon, Eng., 3.—Margaret Field, 14-year-old school, irl, is dead— a victim of the most m accident. ply ask for a kidney remedy—get Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same that ‘Mr. Serres had. Foster-Milbura Co., Sh ick’ dandelion wien ay rman oad and al st . She died instantly. Yi boyy Wy Ya Za Pz, | VB i ff 1 eWILLIES LAST” * WALPPING . -: IT “TIGER’ AND DINGY; Most Powerful Man in He lives in a dingy apartment hous: and be wittier than he is. any other man. ; N. . A. Special to The Tribune PARIS, France. Clemenceau, biggest and most pow- erful man in France, acclaimed as the savior of his country, is a real demo- crat, No palace for, him—though he’s greater than a king, mpre powerful than the president of France. Clemenceau lives in a dingy apart- ment house in a narrow street in Paris. It’s not in the fine residential district either. His flat is the “sec- ond floor back.” The great man lives alone, save for a servant or two. His children arej married and live elsewhere, He has been separated from his wife, whom he married in America, many years. Milk is Clemenceau’s favorite food for his evening meal. He doesn’t smoke any more. He likes gray clothes and always wears a soft, crush hat, quite ancient. “His chief recrea- tion is walking in the tiny garden be-} hind his flat. ‘ Since he has been premier he has changed his habits. He. gets. to the war office at a very early hour in the morning. ae Formerly he spent most of his time at literary work, writing plays and books and editing the newspaper he founded, “L’Homme Libre.” Worked In‘ Night Hours Then it was Clemenceau’s custom to have a bowl of milk for dinner an to go to bed very early. He would in- variably get up at 2 or 8 o’clock in the morning and spend a couple of hours dictating to his secretary. Then hi would go back to bed and get up “for the day” abgut 10 o'clock. The long-! fering: secretar lived nearby. It was his-job to get himself out of bed and over to the Clemenceau flat at the exact minute ofthe night when the master felt like climbing out of bed and doing some work. Clemenceau has a violent temper. He likes a fight. He gets in a rage and fights with a bitter, sarcastic ton- gue when he’s opposed. But paradox- ically, those who have come in contact with him a great deal say. he doesn’t like people to agree with him all the time; he likes them to come back at him, be wittier than he is... Most People, ineluding officials, are afraid of the Clemenceau ire. For close to half a century he has been either a member of the chamber of deputies or a senator. . He- has been ¥ GEORGES CLEMENCEAU *) end and never TUESDAY, DEC. 3, 1918. PAGE 4 BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE am AW, DAD, CUT IT ovr - You're GETTIN’ YourseLF ALL TIRED, OUT pen aaah ” HOME; IT’S DARK —-—-———— SECOND FLOOR BACK France Leads Life of ‘Simplicity e alone, save for a servant. A bowl of milk is his favorite evening food. It was long his habit for years to get up at 2 in the morning and dictate for an hour or two, then go back to bed till 10. He has a violent temper and a sarcastic tongue, but likes people to fight He has always led the opposition and has pulled down more premiets than He is a physician but has never practiced. He has a modest income from literary work in addition to his salary. He is said to, have sold his newspaper, L’Homme Libre. ited with pulling down more premiers than any other man. ‘ Clemenceau is 77 years old.. He is a physician but he has never practiced. Though he has written famous books and plays and has been a public man all his life he has never been elected to the French Academy. . Probably because candidates for the “Immor- tals” are supposed to call upon each member and ask him for his vote. Clemenceau wouldn’t do that. If he’s ever elected it will not be because he solicited the honor. It was in 1866 went to America, and he saw the sur- render of Vicksburg, and now he has Old Prescription For Weak Kidneys Have you ever stopped to reason why it is that so many products that are extensively advertised, all’at once drop out of sight and are soon forgot- ten? The reason is plain—the article did not fulfill thé promises of the manufacturer. This applies more par- ticularly to.a medicine. A medicinal preparation that has real curative value almost sells itself, as like an endless chain system the remedy is recommended by those who have been | benefited, to those who are in need of it: A prominent druggist says ‘Take for example Dr, Kilmer's Swamp-Root, @ preparation I have sold for many hesitate to rec¢om- mend, for in almost every case it shows excellent results, as many of my customers testify. No other kid- ney remedy that I know of has so large a sale.” According to sworn statements and verified testimony of thousands who have used the preparation, the suc- cess of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root is due to the fact that, so many people claim, it fulfills almost every wish in overcoming kidney, liver and bladder ailments, corrects urinary troubles and neutralizes the uric acid which causes rheumatism.! You may receive a cample bottle of Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co., Einghamton, N.Y. and enclose ten cents; also mention the Bismarck Daily Tribune. _ Large and medium’ size bottles for sale ai always leader of the opposition and-is cred- jalt_drug stores. { that Clemenceau JHE GREAT AMERICAN HOME seen American soldiers come to France and force the surrender of the German invaders of his own land. While in America Clemenceau was a |professor of French literature in an academy at Stamford, Conn. |. In 1871 Clemenceau was mayor of 'Montmarte, one of the arrondisse- ments of Paris. In 1875-76 he was | president of the Paris municipal coun- cil, which job is equivalent to being mayor of all Paris. Each arrondisse- ‘ment has a mayor, who is appointed. |Each elects members of the munici- pal council, which chooses a president. Clemenceau’s salary as premier is 100,000 francs (about $19,000) a year. |The members of his cabinet, whom he appoints, get 80,000 francs a year. The president of France, . Raymond Poincare, gets ary of 1,009,000 a year, but he liv. in a palace and is supposed to spend it all. f Fallen For Freedom | ° Killed in Action. Corp. George E. Tibbetts, Foxholm, N. D. Died-of Disease, Private Elmer Peterson, Jamestown, N.D. Missing in Action. ‘ Corp. eBrtrand P. ‘Murphy, Donny- brook, N. . Killed in Action. Private Frederick eBrndt, Balfour, N. D. x Wounded Severely. Private Peter wick, N. D. Private William H. Shaw, Wolford, N. D. Wounded, Degree Undetermined. Corporal Edward Radke, Hoople, N. Dak. . Private August Bantry, N. Dak. Private Walter H, Antila, Lawton, N. D. Edward Johnson, Missing in Action. Private Charles E. Kern, Pembina, N. D. Private Carmel Vandenburgh, Edge- ly, N. D. Private Herman Schultz; Glenullen, N. Dak. é Private Geo. W.‘ Connelly, Nutley, “ Use Furs as Money. The Loyalty islands, which Ne fy the Pacific to the east of Australia, are famous for their fur money. The fur. ‘which is taken from’ behind the ears of the so-called “ying fox,” in reality a large fruit-enting but, is woven into cords ot various tengths, and thes? con- stitute the ordinary currency of fle ts landers, ‘Another Theory Shattered. Fat people don’t really laugh louder than thin ones. 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