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TUESDAY, JULY 23, 1918. MONEY CAN’T BUY PRINCE. - Countess sold matches at the Hyde , 1883, according to Stein and Horschel- ‘SQUIRREL FOOD . WHICH OF THEM IS THE ‘BUSIER? ‘ FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS By Blosser NVknow Geones » EVERY DAY | “THINK MORE “THAT PROF. KAMERFLAGE Io A PHONEY SiuETH!]” BISMARCK: DAILY: TRIBUNB 1 00 ALL "TH HEAVY STUFF AN \F 4 RUN INTO. SOMETHIN’ BIG WE GETS ALL “TH’ WHERE 19 HE Now ? WHATS HE DOIN’? & HUH? TES SNooPin’ AROUND DOIN’ NOTHIN’ | TWatsS waar ! 7 NOU ALL DAY TO SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 8 GosW—THS \S UsT WoRK PUTTIN’ GRANEL ON THESE “SECOND'LOAD Too 1 ROADS THIS MAKES TH’ ROW C'MON = JUMP! CMON DIG TH, TITLED ENGLISHWOMAN : . AIDS WAR HEROES The countess of Clancarty has been ‘an energetic war worker from the first ‘and only recently re-enacted the part ‘of matchgirl. The occasion was Blue ross Day ‘for War Horses, and the Park hotel. The proceeds of her sales ‘were used to care for horses who have been hurt while serving at the front. “MARSEILLAISE’* STOPS + GREAT AMERICAN GAME | Shouting Fans and Noisy Players | Stilled by French National Anthem. “‘emhe negro steveddres wore playing Baseball—playing it tooth and nail, without a thought for anything else in the world. They hadn't been 80 wrapped up in anything since they landed in France. % Suddenly, on the fringe of the thick, froisy, black line of rooters across the outfield, men began to turn their backs On the game, standing stiffly at atten- tion. Over their heads, from the fection of the band, came faint thrilling music, to which they auto- matically fitted words: “,: To arms, ye brave, to arms! We'll form battalions strong, _ March on— | 7 “Attention!” shouted the burly Black Jack who, but a moment before, had been rattling the pitcher. More pen, and down the rooters’ line yet more men ‘were straightening, stiff- ly erect. The runner, ten feet off sec- ond, spun half a turn on his heel. The pitcher dropped his ball-and the bat- ter his stick. Even the “ump” was €alled to silence. Away back, the ¥. M. C, A. man saw a lazy catcher stand, elbow crooked, and with his black hand to the forehead of his wire mask, The “Marseillaise” had hushed the great American game! / none Population of the Earth. In 1787 the population of the earth, according to Busching, was about 1- 000,000,000; in 1800, according to Fabri and Stein, only 900,000,000; in fhan, 872,000,000. In 1858 Dietrici es- timated it at 1,266,000,000 ‘and Kolb, fh 1865, at 1,220,000,000. According to the 1. «st calculations the earth is in- ‘| contained $3.00, | prevent further osculations at the sta- STEALS RED CROSS BOX Bt. ‘Louls Thief ts Champion Slacker of Country. A prosperous looking young man walked into a saloon in St. Louls and bought .a glass of beer. “Gimme ‘some cigarettes,” he said. He sttolled over to the cigar coun- ter, held a cigarette over the lighter, inhaled deeply and walked out. A minute later Edward Rosenkranz, proprietor, discovered the man had taken the Red Cross contribution box which was on the. cigar counter. “He's the worst slacker in St. Louis,” Rosenkranz said. The box SOLDIERS DENIED KISSES found That Smacks Intérfere With | Meals of Troops. Soldiers passing through Scranton, Pa., will not longer be kissed by jlocal girls. Mayor Connell, a bachelor, has put a stop to the practice. The mayor says that, while personally he sees no harm in having the girls kiss the sol- | diers, he has received complaints ga- lore, including one from the Red Cross and on this account has desired to tion. The Red Cross workers said the feeding the soldiers, é =———BUY Ww. 5.8. Women Soldiers in China. China: had women coldiers long be- fore they were known ‘In Russia. Dur- ing the Tae Ping rebellion, women as well as men served in the ranks, In Nanking, in 1853, an army) of 500,000 women was recruited. They | were divided into brigades of 13,000 each and were commanded by women officers, itty oer Wi Dabited —1,400,000,000 human beings. ri BUY W. S. S.- _ [ribune Want Ads Bring Resulta, kissing interfered with their task of| check for $100 payable to A. W. Lucas, 1850, ;7 18 to 25. have outhouses, privies, vaults and DOINGS OF THE DUFFS *™™“* AW QuIT STALLING AND NOTICE 10 AUTO DRIVERS : | Notice is hereby ‘given that} Bismarck speed and traffic ordi-| nances will be strictly enforced | henceforth and that violators) will be fined, prosecuted and as- sessed the’ maximum penalty) provided by law. Automohilists must observe the speed regula- tions; must always keep to the right; must turn square corners and must park cars on the right side of the street. Automobil- ists on streets where traffic is heavy should give a signal when preparing to turn, for the bene- fit of drivers in the rear of them. East and westbound cars always have the right of way at street intersections. C. MARTINESON, 818 to 8-29 : Chief of Police... BUY W.S.S ‘BIDS WANTED. The city of Bismarck will receive sealed #ids for‘a ‘stéam roller up to 8 Pp. m. Monday, July 29. A certified president of the city commission, must accompany all bids. The city re- serves the right to reject any and all bids. C. ‘L. BURTON, City Auditor. RUY Vs. 3. NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC, Notice is hereby given that all per- sons and all property owners, who City of Bismarck, North Daketa upon ‘property abutting any street contain- ing a public sewer must have ell such outhouses, privies, vaults and cess s removed and presver sewer ccn- made on or h2fere the Ist day of September. 1918. All persons failing to comply with this notice will be proseciited at onc after September Ist, 1918, in accord- ance with the ordinance now jn effect. Dated this 19th day of July, 1918. * DR. F. RB. STRAUSS, ! City Heatth Ofticer. POSITIONS WANTED WANTED—Position as cook for crew of nven-or’ on ‘cook car. Several years’ experielice. Write N, 546 Tribune. 7.22 8t EXPERIENCED LADY desires posi- tion, stenograpby or clerical work. Address P. O. Box 80, Bismarck, 'N. D. 7 22 6t WANTED—Position as a cook’ for harvest and threshing crew. Mrs. Earl Carr, 809 Rosser St. _7-22-lw ‘WORK WANTED WANTED—Lady student wants place to work for board and room. Bus!- ness College, Phone 183. 7:19 2wk Pleasing News, Enraged Creditor—“T've had enough of mounting these stairs every day to collect this bill.” ‘Cool Debtor—“Well, I have a bit of good news for you. Tomorrow 1 move down to the base- ment.” E. T. BURKE LAWYER ' Tribune Block - Bismarck, N. D. cess pools iwithin the Hmits of the DIVE eT! ‘S A SOMERSAULT Phone 752" BY ALLMAN wart “Tie iv LAN MY pone. BONE eg en RS Wun? WHATLE YA GIMME ‘FoR THAT DOG | TRIBUNE CLASSIFIED COLUMNS CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES Terms Strictly Cash—No Copy Without Remittance attached will be inserted. First insertion, 35 cents; additional insertions without change of copy, 15 cents. tisements containing more than each additional word. J. H. HOLIHAN Real Estate Bargains FOR SALE—3,100 acres of the best grazing land in the west. Running water, 4U per cent tillable. $7.50 per acre. J. H. HOLIHAN tucas Block. - - - - Phone 745 —_HELP WANTED—MALE _ BOYS. WANTED—We need the serv- ices of a numbér of Grammar School boys for permanent part-time work. The boys we select will be well paid and given an opportunity .to earn, learn and advance. Apply to Harris & Co., per W- F. Harris, 113 Fourth street, Bismarck, N. D. WANTED—Men on sstate highway road work. Good wages, steady work. Pat Kelly, Dickinson, N. D. ROOMS FOR RENT Adver- 25 words will be charged at the rate of two cents a word for HELP WANTED—FEMALE MISCELLANEOUS WANTED—Competent, experiencec stenographer.. Lahr Motor. Sales Co. \ 7 22 bt WANTED—A bright capable girl to work in office. Previous experience desired but not required. Write Ng. 645, Tribune. 7:18 tt WANTED—Girl or woman for general house work on farm. Address Mrs. J. Wi. Burch, Bismarck, N, D. 7181 wk WANTED—Girl.. for general house- work. Mrs. F. Tillotson, 809 Fifth street. Phone 828. 7:18 tt, WANTED—Dining room ‘girls at Star Restaurant. 712 6t WANTHD—Ten bright capable ladies to ‘travel, demonstrate and sell well known goods to ‘established dealers. $25 00 to $01.00 per week; railroad fare paid; weekly advance for trav- eling expenses. Address at once Goodrich Drug Company, Dept. 631, Omaha, Nebr. 7—6 13 20 27 LANDS FOR SALE—160 acres of unimproved land. Eurleigh county, near Dris- coll. $10.00 per acre half cash. O. Peterson, 6561 6th ave. So. Seattle, Wash. 7 22.3 wks FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in mod- ern house. Hot water heat. 621 6th street. Phone 619K. 7 22 1 wk FOR RENT—Large, nicely furnishea - rooms on first floor suitable for two people with board at reasonable | prices. Phone 329R. Mrs. Roherer, 620 Gth street. 422.1 wk FURNISHED ROOM f r rent in mod- ern house. Call at 218 2nd street. ’Phone 88Z. A 7:16 1 wk FOR RENT—Suite of three rooms and large closet located over Knowles’ Jewelry store. Apply to F. A. Knowles, Bismarck, N. D. gee eeeer en IIE Furnished apartments Apply at Gussne: 7:19 5t rooms all Phone FOR RED for gentlemen. FOR RENT—Furnished modern. Hot water heat. 619L or call 619 6th street. 6 20 18 LOST AND FOUND __ LOST—Bill book containing twenty dollars, also contains canceled check for six dollars; liberal reward. G. W. Ranney, 322 Second St. FOR SALE—160 acres of farm lana, 14 miles south of New Leipzig. Gooa well, pasture, 60 acres broken, will take city property in trade. Apply Cora A. Lamb, 321 Eighth street, __ Bismarck, D. FOR SALE half section well improved, near Flasher, N. D. Stock and im- plements included. Small payment down, long terms halance, or will trade for good stock merchandise or other property. 1-4 section 2 miles north of Lark, N. D.. crop payment plan. 1. C. Garner, Flasher, N. D. 7 16 12t FOR SALE OR RENT— HOUSES AND FLATS FOR RENT—Very nicely furnished flat on ifrst floor including piano. all modern. No children. 807 4th street. _ Phone 404K. 7 23 at FOR RENT—Five room house. Phone 484L or call 214 5th street. 7-22 2t FOR SALE—Complete furniture for seven room house, all new. Call 485- L. House containing furniture can LOST—A lady's black traveling hand- bag between Max and Bismarck on the black and white trail, with iden- ‘tification tag Mrs. Raymond Lang. ‘Finder please return to Tribune and receive reward. 716 1 wk AUTOMOBILES. MOTORCYLES AVING BEEN CALLED for service in’the army, will sell my 8-cylinder 7-passenger Cole automobile, Al con- dition, at a great sacrifice. Dr. A. M. Fisher, Bismarck, N. D. 719 1 wk FOR SALE—A special built 'speedster. A big bargain. Inquire of Foreman at Missouri Valley Motor Co. 7.221 wk WANTED—particular car owners to try GOODYEAR CORD and FABRIC CASINGS. We find they are better. Corwin Motor Co. Bismarck, N. D. 7 10 tt FOR SALE—1917 Excelsior _motor- cycle and side car. Also brass bed. Call 319 17th street or Phone 740X 7171 wk FOR SALE—One ford truck; also one five-passenger Ford touring car, equipped with electric starter and demountable rims. A-1 shape; bar- gain if’taken at once. See. R. N. Cassen, 420 Second St. after 7 or at Corwin Motor Co. during day M 7-22-3t | be rented. cellent location. Mod 7-22-2| ern. 7 20 22 23 FOR RENT—A__ six-room modern house, also a 7 room partly mod- ern house both close in. Phone 806. ‘7 201 wk FOR RENT—Five room house corner Sweet street and Fifth street. Ap- ply at Gussner'’s, 719 5t FOR RENT—Two modern houses. Al- so furnished rooms for light house- keeping or otherwise if. desired. Phone 404K or call 801 4th street. or inquire of Geo. W. Little. Second Hand store. 7 20 tf FOR RENT light housekeeping. F 204 Main street. Phone W. Murphy, 717 ty FOR RENT—Three room flat in mod- ern house. Harvey Harris & Co. 5 10 tt FOR ENT—7-room modern house. Inquire Harvey Harris & te . FOR SALE —Wwe have still got = few things in furniture for sale. 1 sectional book case, 1‘combination buffet and china closet. 1 round dining table, 6 dining chairs, leather seats; 1 brass bed, 2-in. posts all around. 1 iron bed, white enamel. Call at 211 Thayer Street or Phone _ 464W. 7 22 bt FOR SALE—Butcher outfit, sausage and shop tools. Complete. will sell at a bargain. Write or see J..M. Wirth, ‘Braddock, ‘N. D. 7 23 1 mo. FOR SALE—Second hand piano, also second hand organ. Apply at Cow- an Drug Store. 723 8t WANTED—Blacksmith will sell shop or hire man on percentage or ‘by the day. Machinery run by elec- tricity, in live town, no oppositin. Robt Cotton, Wilton, N. °D. . 7.29 6t \FOR SALE—OR _ TRADE—Generai store, will consider cattle, land or cash. Well established cash busi- ness. This is a gold mine for some one, First reasonable offer takes. Owner drafted and must sell at once. F, C. Werner, owner, Dawson, N. D. 7:20 3t FOR SALE—5 head of horses, includ- ing mare and colt. I yearling colt. Will. be sold at a bargain. S. D. Cook, address McKenzie Hotel, or Montana Life office. 720 3t_ FOR SALE—Cary safe, good as new, a bargain. Apply Dr. A. M. Fisher. ee 1-22-3 WILL CLOSE OUT our entire stock of Molmne Advance binders at 1917 cost. 7 ft. at $145; 8 ft. at $150. $8.00 extra if set up. Farmers Union Elevator & Merc. Co., Regan, N. D. ea 7172 wks. FOR SALE—Fine 8-16 Avery gas trac- tor and Al 3 bottom Grand Detour engine gang plow. Will sell reason- able. Write No, 141 Tribune. : 1171 wk FOR SALE—Furnishings and ‘four year lease of a North Dakota june- tioh point hotel. Railroad runs five ways out of here. The best paying hotel of its size in the state; in a terfitory where there is always a crop. Hotel has 50 rooms and does big business. No competition. Price $8,000 part time and part cash or will take unencumbered farm land up to $4,000, balance can be paid out of the business on egsy terms. Only reason for sélling is wishing to re- No agents need answer. Ad- s L. G. Aldrich, Kirkwood Hotel, . oD. 716 7t 1D: Address Thomas Allan Box, Phone 6, Bismarek, N. D. y 715 10t ARE YOU WANTING to buy the knowledge of an up-to the minute, Al Commercial teacher? If so, write now to Miss Lillie Fortner, 3950 In- plows. Chicago, Ill. FOR SALE—Grocery business in good location in mining and farming vi- Paying business on cash Going to war. Address P. O. fi Wilton & FOR NT—Best located and long- established modern equipped base- ment barber shop. Three bath tubs, steam heat, hot and cold running water. Inquire of N. Greengard, Mandan. N 1D 7h tt BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES FOR SALE—Residence. Six .rooms and bath. Lawn, trees, shrubbery ete. Owner leaving city. Address Box 255 Bismarck, N. D. 7:19 6t FOR RENT OR FOR SALE—On easy terms. - Six room house, 700 Han- nifan street, cor Ave. C, with fult basement. Blectric lights fnd fur- Apply Commercial club or aa- Elinora Bartel, Bismarck, N. 7:19 to 26 $20 INVEST: T in Oklahoma Oil Lease. New plan making it ‘possi- ble for small investors to secire the quick profits being made by suc- cessful operators in the oil fields. Information free. _ Bank endorse- ments. Chapman’s Oil Leasing Syn- dicate, No. 1008 Dwight Bldg, Kan- sas City, Mo. te 7—6 13 20 27. Tribune Want Ads Bring Results, LS