The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 20, 1918, Page 6

she is waiting for OLD BASEBALL SCOUT USES HIS NOSE AS A CUE ‘Patrons of the Grand Pacific billiard rooms were treated tg.a novel exhibi- Mion game this weekk, when H. Lewis, who uses a-‘‘Prof.” in front of his name, beat:a local billiardist. balke line versus straight line 12’ points, in the girst game, and in the second game, straight rail, 10@ balls against yen, defeated his opponent 100 to one. It was good billiard-playing under any conditions, and the feature of the exhibition was that “prof.” Lewis used his nose in lieu of a cue. . The professor has a large and un- usually proficient nasal organ. He has been substituting it for a billiard cue | for some years past, and while it has | not improved the nose as a facial adornment, the practice has added considerably to the professor's bank roll, Lewis is an old-time baseball scout. It was he who found Dan Mur- phy and turned him over to Connie Mack, and he also discovered Eddie Killian and Addie Joss, when they were barnstorming it in the bushes. Lewis is over 75 years old and was born in New York, but despite these hanidcaps he is enjoying life. and is as enthusiastic a sportsman the | average man fifty years his junior. ar W. 58 Helping Him Some. She—“What' did your rich uncle say when you asked him to help you make a name?” He—‘Gave me ‘a. copy of the: city directory.” —Judge. TODAYS CARTIGONET Vy, 7 | our answer. HELPS. DAD WIN THE WAR Newton D. Baker III, eleven-year-old |.’ son of the secretary of war, is earning pin money by. acting.as messenger for his father in the war-department. His father pays him for. services rendered outside of school hours. HAVE THE: FIGHTING SPIRIT Yankees’ Pluck and Daring.tlustrated by. Boy Who Killed Five of Enemy. | Knoxville, Tenns—"E killed five be- fore they got me!” This exclamation of a lad. who was being brought back: in-.an; ambulance from the firing line, his leg having been torn bya piece of shell, shows the spirit of the Sammies ‘“over there.” Carl Holliday, director of educational | work In France, in a letter to his par- \ ents. “Just yesterday I returned from a. three-day. trip ‘near. .the- battlefront,” | this very The incident is told’ by Dr. | i of the night one Could hear, the sul- len boom of the great cannons, and it was a horrible thought to consider that every time that sound was heard some one or more of our friends or foes fell in deathi Day before. yes- terday I rode down in an ambulance with a mere boy whose leg had been torn by a plece of; shell. ‘I killed ‘five before they got me,’ he said; ‘five —I counted them. I never thought that I would thank God that I took the lives of five men, but I do.thank him minute.’” Freak Newspaners. Freak newspapers have afforded a good deal of entertainment in their day. One of the most remarkable was the Luminara, published some years ago in Madrid. It was printed with ink containing phosphorus, so that the paper could be read in the dark., An Regal. This journal was printed with mind. . BUY WS. s—— Passed on the Way. passes on his way.—Bayne. 1 ‘All day, and through’ most equally unique production was the | non-poisonous ink on thin sheets of dough, which, after being carefully | perused, could be eaten, thus furnish- ing nourishment for body as well as Every man who rises in any profes: sion must tread: a path’ more or. less hedewed by the tears of those he English Women next "Years Food |} World Heavy With Sorrow. The world in which we are living our lives, and in which we will con- tinue to live, is a world heavy with sorrow and sadness. The war has wrought a ruin which will take many years to repair. Those of us who are alive will never see the end of this great task. So there is‘a clear task before us. We must help. those who fort those who have béen made so ‘rowful. Just because the tas! big it challenges us to do our best, to stop playing at being ‘Christians, and to strive with all our might and power to do our best. 4 Buy We 8 | Oozing Fountain Pens. ‘An’ application ‘of heavy oil to the Joints.of a fountain pen will effectively overcome the oozing out of ink at these places, says Popular Mechanics Magazine. The types of fountain pens, having points which. disap pear by turning a -section of the barrel, sometimes leak because of wear. To. remedy this, soak the dry, particularly: inside. “Then apply oil on the spindle that is revolved. Heavy cylindet oil is. the best for.tl purpose. worked through'the -bearing from end to end. excess oil Wiped off. + 3 V4 Me 8. 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Cards to be mailed to ———— ST The Federal Food Administration requires that each and every Grocer d substitutes as well as Sugar, must have on hand or Dealer of, Flour an tomer signs the food card facsimilie of which ap- and see that. each cus' , Signed Agricultural College, N.‘D. pears in this advertisement.. In order to cooperate with the Food Administration The Tribune is supplying the Grocers with these cards at the rate of TWO DOLLARS ($2) -«- ,PER THOUSAND in lots of one thousand or more. Ben It is especially requested that all,Grocers’ or orders for these cards at once. Every customer must s and there should be no excuse for the Grocer, being ty of the federal food laws every Grocer must f the customer when foods mentioned on the mentioned place their sign one of these card ONE OR The Bismarck Tribune | without thm. Under penal! have the personal signature o: card are purchased. MAIL IN YOUR ORDER TODAY. GIVE NUMBER OF CARDS NEEDED. - UDAUDRADRUDOUDONDCEUONANEANODCORARCAROQON r piarenis tee-raneseaiits Federal Food Administrator-at end of each‘ month, ' TWO THOUSAND OR MORE—BUT ORDER ENOUGH FOR FUTURE USE, -BISMARCK, N. D. ‘Dealers in the foods : Many American ships with many American lives are at the bottom of the Atlantic, victims | of German lust for blood. : : 7 Our boys are going “over there,” through a sea of hostile submarines and | at home may be safe. , Mee: : But we can do something. It may not be much, but what we can do we must do. Germany said to us, You cannot cross the ocean with your men! You cannot fight us, because you cannot reach us!” And now to fight that you rs ——— since darenenbednceuanvadrannneennetenteansat of ae de