The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 16, 1918, Page 7

TUESDAY, JULY 16, 1918. te a -.ByAhern . | ; 20 YYEARS WORTH OF INGER PRINTS WASHED OFF! FRECKLES AND HIS | FRIENDS * = a By Blosser — NELLIE MUST HAVE | ‘CONSUMPTION & 4 Fi » Ke Once there was a cobbler who was Geaf and mute.” But In spite of his misfortune he got ‘along, for he was ® good workwian, ‘and his ‘sho; equipped with modérn machinery: ‘Une day there, passed that way a disciple of the uniyersal brotherhood of man, who had a soft epot-in his heart for unfortunate ‘fellows, |. It was 9 wet day, acd be stopped in to get his shoes hglf-aoled.- Tho fel- low charged him 10 cents more for the Job thin he had ‘been, accustor=ed to paying, so he howled, but: whe: he dis- covered that the shoemaker could nel: ther hear him nor. make ‘t wrath subsited, and he Went’ a with sympathy in \ For many weeks’ ing every*one he le for. a, Tiving hild Of mtsior. | tune.’ . Eventually the.unforranate fel- low’s business :increaped th eafpid, de- spite the fact that he charged. high Prices. °° 3 a Finally the great humanitarfon. jeft & pair of shoes to.be Oxed. He.said that he'd call for them about five, but front of the place, ‘ 3 The deaf and mute cobbler. was just leaving ‘the shop.as the brotherhocd ™an approached, and he wouldn't un-| Jock the door. With one hand he polat- ed to the’ town clock in. the steeple while with the other he crunked the auto at the curb. % That night, after, supper, the. hu- manitarian. saw: him out. joy-riding with a wife and four husky boys. Moral—The man who keeps \his mouth shut and pegs away is seldom Broadway Really Thrilled. ‘ An fnteresting mixup otcurred: one evening recently -on Broadway, btit it was ended after a:few blows had been exchanged. It wasn’t a cop or anyone else who was responsible for stopping (t; It was the power of patriotism. A sailor and a young man fn. civilian clothes were the interested. parties. They became engaged in @ heated | gument’ and went to It with bare knuckles. The sallor soon showed that be was the’ better boxer and It locked as though his opponent was due for @ licking. Just ‘as the Jackie “was about to land a: knockout, however, ® Salvation army band across the Btreet began to play “The Star Spao- ‘+ gled’ Bahner.” Instantly the man of the sea quit’ fighting and stvod_at salute position, (The civil!ti ‘an opportunity to turn the t He started his fist.toward’ his. adver. tary's nose, but suddenly cheched the blow.- Then his‘ fingers relaxed and ~' he slowly took off his bat and kept ‘ft a off till the band’had finished pl ic. ae! * With the last strain the. civilian out his hand. . “Put. it thete, pal,” he bald. The sailor grasped the esteaded band and the battle was'e thing of the > past. z rere BUY Ww. * Tribune Want Adw Bring Reaults. “Pinched” Her Own Flowers, To_a hospi‘al for wounded soldiers || the queen of England recently sent an exceptionally | had been presented, to her, | Mates, received: the gift with much Pleasure, says.an English pertn:t'ca', and to show their apprectation of her majesty’s kindness and to prove that the flowers had arrived safely they commissioned one of their number ta Ktand at the hospital gate the foliow Ing. morning when. the queen p The resylt was.a tremendous ai Queen Mary, seated in her car, soldier. standing .at: the -gate,. bouguet {n hand,-and, assuming that he wished to present it to her, she had the car stopped. As the soldier. exhthited tho bouquet. the queen. took. it Inher hand, Femarked. upon its .beauty,. calmiy ap- Propriated it and gave word for the ear to go on. * Biny, Su ments, hut the one he prizes most dearly came to him, oddly enough, from a.criminal’s Nps. . It was fn Philddelphia, Sundar bad) .visited Moyamensing prison. he-had talked with a houserenker 80 convincingly that the man had prom-| ised to lead, on his discharge, a Chris- | DOINGS OF THE DUFFS BISMARCK DAILY. FWELL. PROF. KAMERFLAGE (5 odin’ on ir wW-His LABORATORY “10 “DOPE wen our |) Yiktow “TWAT POST OFFICE SOORKNOB | Gor with “th 20 YEARS WORTH OF . FINGER PRINTS ON OWBOY—THIS IS TH! UFB-CHASIA' TH’ Cows OUT. T’ PASTURE EVERY ‘MORNING = OR | Woopee: ns aa \TS ME vow Y’ PROF ~! Comin’ OUT ON Th’ PosT OFFICE DOORKNOB FINGER PRINTS 2 _/| HELLO ~~ WHAT THREW You? Q MON Sy WHAT THREW: ME # WHY, NELLIE: BUCKED ; SOMETHIN: AWFUL F DIDN'T You SEE \ er BUCK S RATS! SHE ONLY COUGHED! V8IND IT Was \ WASHED: EINE ROOMS FOR RENT -ROOMS FOR RENT in mode econd street. sy SNT—Furnished room. Call. ser. 716 2t SHED, ROOM for. rent in mod- house, Call at 218 2nd street. Phone 88Z. Italians Fight for 3 Recovery of Serbia knowledge of the difficult country. Austrian Line Weak. The center of the line is held by Montenegrins, Serbians and French troops, while the Eritish, aided by Greek detachments, are holding the right flang toward the Aegean. The rapidity with which the Aus- trians fell back along the River Sem ini before the initial advance» indi- 4.| cates that their line was thinly held, ! probably having been weakened by w the | moving troops to the Italian front for the recent offensive there. The allies have taken advantage of this fact, as it was expected they would. A‘ continuation of the «drive will force Austria and German to with draw troops from France and Italy to| reinforce their armies in the Balkans. Bulgaria can be counted’ on for but little further help, as most of its army is already: in ‘the:line. Turkey. may be called on by the:Teutons, however, to help the HUNS hold Serbia. BUY W. 8: 8. NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC. You ‘are hereby ‘advised to boil the city water until further notice: The tanks - are. being’ cleaned, increasing the turbidity vt the water, and render- with kitchenette for light house- ing boiling advisable. | keeping. 411 Fifth Street, Phone City Health Officer. 273. é ‘ 710 1 wk FOR RENT—Furnished oom tna modern house. Call at 218 2nd St. ,, Phone 882% 791 wk + ¥OR RENT—Furnished hou beautiful. bauquet that The in: pie 79 1 wk FOR KHNT—rurnished housekeeping rooms. 46 Mainstreet. P. G, Her- 13 wk T—All modern unfurnished rooms for light housekeeping. 219 Second street." 7111 wk LARGE NICELY FURNT Foom on first: floor, suitable for. two peo- ple, with board, at reasonable prices. Phone 329R. Mrs. Roherer, 620 6th __ Street. 710 7 FOR RENT—Suite of three rooms and large closet located. over Knowles’ Jewelry store. . Apply to F. A. Knowles, Bismarck,\;N. D. The soldicr. stared tn, Then, recovering his I, ahe's pinched 1 710 tf. FOR RENT—Two rooms for light “housekeeping on first floor close in, Phone Furnished , or unforpis ed... y str 621L oF call 320 Fort! 610-4 wk FOR RENT—Close in furnished front room suitable for two. Also rooms fay has had many: eompll- \ There| 7 11 6t. aes DR. «'. E. STAUSS, BUY W.'S, §—— Respect “gelf-Made” Man. ian life. , cng "yhody likes and respects self. || rooms. Modern. Phone 773. , This honsebreaker,.discussiag Sun-| made men. *It is a great deal! better JO. Varney. 408 2nd ere < @ay with a guardian afierward, sald:) to be made in that way than not to be A! FOR RENT—Firnished — rooms” all “He came in, here, Sunday did, and| made at all.—Holmes, he fairly turned me inside ont—made) ————— jadarn: “Hot. wate eal. Phone me sick o' meself, that's what he done. t 6 20 18 Oh, he’s a. Wipner. T think he'w ons! 7 e BUR lB SNT—furnishi Tooms for of us—one 0’ the gang—zeformed, you! : ‘ zt Xi light housekeeping or otherwise: it know.” | LAWYER i OF soN desired. Phone 404K or call 801 4th — | Tribune Block - Bismarck, Ni D| street, or inquire of Geo. W., Little, Phone 752 . ..,,, || Second Hand store. 13 tt THERE WAS (COOL SPOT IN THE HOUSE Yy CMON. KID -:You MAY AS WELL GET UP A Too- You cAMT sleep Y ON A RIGHT bt y —LosT— Drivers’ collection book-con- taining valuable information. | ee Kindly. notify: ~ Gussner, Bismarck, N. D. fate glass, whole or brok- n, all sizes. See Faunce, ° ’Fourth St., for particulars. street.’ Hight’ rooms and’ bath “all modern. A-big bargain. Phone 877 “|S i. S.Baker. 391 wk -f* nase, large cérner: lot. eweceecesoe: coweesooos. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES se Terms Strictly Cash—No.Copy Without Remittance attached will be inserted. First insertion, 35 cents; additional insertions without change of copy, 15 cents. - Adver- tisements containing more than 25 words will be charged at the rate of two cents a word for each additional word. * J. H. HOLIHAN Real Estate Bargains ~ FORK SALE—250 acres of land 5 miles from town. Will trade for small house in Bismarck or will take auto. | J. H. HOLIHAN | tucas Block. - + + + Phone 745 ———————— HELP WANTED—MALE HELP. WANTED—FEMALE , LOST AND FOUND WANTED=Gil or woman for general LOST—Lady's black velvet hand bes house work, Mrs. Herman Ode. “Phone 740K. 7.16 3t Ww D—Girl for genueral house- ers (Mrs. N. O. Ramstad, $24 4th street Phone 156. 7b OL WANTED—Housekeepers ‘on a farm. containing card‘ case-and' cards with name Mrs. Edmand A. Hughes. Lost between Bismarck Country club and MdKenzie hotel. Finder please re- turn to Mrs. E. A. Hughes, McKenzie hotel, and receive reward. y 7 AG-tf Phone 621R. or write No. 554 Trib- COSTA lady's black traveling ‘hhand- Sune. 716 2t — WANTED—Girl for house work. Mrs. Theo: Koffel, 810 Rosser. Phone 364L. 71 6t ‘WANTED—Girl_ for géneral house- ‘work. Mrs. C. C. Putnam, Call 9116 6th street. 713 5t_ WANTED—Girl for general: house- work. Mrs. B. F. Tillotson, ‘809 Fifth street. Phone 828. 713 tt GOVERNMENT NEEDS 20,000 clerks: at Washington. Examinations ev- erywhere in July. Experience un- necessary. Men and Women desir- ing gvernment positions write for free particulars to J.C. Leonard, (former Civil. Service examiner), 52 Kenois Bldg. Washington. 713 6t WANTED—Partner in five-chair bar- ber shop or will sell all. ‘Address 2613 1-2 Montana Avenue, Billings, ‘Mont. hia. 7121 wk BUTCHER WANTED — Gussner’s , store. 76 tf WANTED—Men on state highway road work. Good wages, steady work. Pat: Kelly, Dickinson, N. De DELIVERYMAN WANTED—Gussners store. 76 tt ORK WANTE! WANTED—Responsible lady wishes duties as nurse maid to children or babies while parents attend social functions or are otherwise engaged. Day or evenings. Phone 2362 9 T13 2t WORK WANTED— By day or hour by colored lady. Phone 754X 713 2t FOR SALE OR RENT— HOUSES AND FLATS FOR RENT—Five room house on Fifth street. Harvey Harris & Co. TAS at FOR RENT—Furnished house for one month. Good» location. shade trees. 608 Second street. Phone 510R. 713 MWANURD WANTED—Haul your man- ure:to Wills’ Nursery instead of to the:dump, and get 20c per load for it. Oscar H. Will & Co. 1.15 6t FOR SALE—Seven-room house, 922 “4th stre.t. Write Box No. 12, Em- ‘met, N. D. y 715 6t FOR _SALE—My residence at 615 7th FOR RENT—Five-room modern du- plex,.steam ‘heat gas range, laun- dry stove in basement. Also six- room. house, modern, hot air fur- Phone 536X or call 822 ‘Main. street. : 7:10 1 wk FOR RENT—A_ strictly modern. six- room :house on Second and: Thayer. Also. two-rooms’ and bath elose in. Phone 806. 711 1 wk} ¥OR RENT—Four room house. : Ross- er-and 15th: streets. Apply-A. W. Lucas, Bismarck, N..D. 7:9:1 wk x FOR RENT—Five room modern: flat.| Enquire 211 Rosser street, Bismarck | N. D. Phonle 360. : 762 #k See sey st CS FOR: RENT~—Three room fiat in mod- ern house. Harvey Harris &.Co. 3 510 tt FOR” ENT—7-room . modern house | {nquire Harvey Harris & Co. | é : 4azee | WANTED—Dining room girls at Star Restaurant. 7 12 6 WANTED—Ten brighp capable ladies to travel, demonstrate and sell well known goods to established dealers. $25.00 to ‘$ov.00 per week; railroad fare paid; weekly advance for trav- eling expenses. Address at once Goodrich Drug Company, Dept. 631, Omaha, Nebr. 7—6 13 20 27 ee BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES $20 INVESTMENT in Oklahoma Oil Lease. New plan making it possi- ble for small investors to secure the quick profits being made by suc- cessful operators in the oil fields. Information free. Bank endorse- ments. Chapman's Oil Leasing Syn- dicate, ‘No: 1008 Dwight Bldg, Kan- sas City, Mo. 7—6 18 20 27. ——————————————. AUTOMOBILES, MOTORCYLES WANTHD—particular car owners to try GOODYEAR CORD and FABRIC CASINGS. Corwin Motor Co. Bismarck, N. D. 7 10 tt FOR SALE—Automobile, Bight cylinder in fine condition. For par- ticulars write No 552 Tribune. , 713 1 wk LANDS au FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE—One- half section land well improved, near Flasher, N. D. Stock and im- plements included. Small payment down, long terms balance. or wil trade for good stock merchandise or other. property. 1-4 section 2 miles north of Lark, N. D. payment plan. L. C. Garner, Flasher, N. D. 7) 16 12t . TO HOLDERS OF LIBERTY BONDS Use your Liberty. Bond Coupons for the purchase of War Savings Stamps Your Interest Will Earn In- terest-and Kéep at Work for thé Nation. WAR SAGs STAMPS 1eaUED By THE, ‘UNITED STATES ‘COVERNMENT We find they are better. |, bag between Max and ‘Bismarck on the black and white tratl, with tden- tification tag Mrs. Raymond Lang. Finder ‘please’ return ‘ to’ Tribune and receive reward. 48 8 716:1 wk TOST—Righthand rear panel to Stude- baker Sedan. July 3, between Bis- marck ard Fox's farm. Please return to Capital Security Bank and’ re- ceive, reward. TS AowK MISCELLANEOUS ‘ FOR SALE—Furnishings and four year lease of a North Dakota junc- tion point hotel. Railroad runs‘five ways ous of here. The best paying hotel of its size in the state; in a territory where there is always # crop. oHtel has 50 rooms and does big business. No coinpetition. Price $8,000 part time and part cash or will take unencumbered fatm latid up to $4,000, balance can be paid out of the business on easy terms. Only reason for selling is wishing to re- tire. No agents need answer. Ad- dress L. G. Aldrich, Kirkwood Hotel. Carrington, N_D. 716 7 FOR SALE—20-40 Case tractor and » plows. Address Thomas Allan Box, Phone 6, Bismarck, N. D. 7 15 10t ¥Un SAce—All furniture, practically new. Must be sold by July 25.—Call at 211 Thayer or Phone 464W. 715 6t STRAYED AWAY—1 ‘black mare 8 years old, white spot in her fore- head; 1 brand on right shoulder ond on on right hip. Weighs about 1,200 Ibs. Phone 126L. 718 6t FOR SALE—Small lot of binding twine. Brices reasonable. By Bis- marck Elevator and Investment Co. Phone 203. 4 1d. 2t FO RSALE—Small one-story barn to be removed. Harvey Harris & Co. 715 3t ARE YOU WANTING to buy the knowledge of an up-to the minute, Al Commercial teacher? If sa, write now to Miss Lillie Fortner,’ 3950 In- diana_Ave., Chicago, Ill. sree }F OR SALE—Pathe phonegraph, $200 machine. ‘st check of $1 buys it: Write No. 558 Tribune... pace Peas merece ser FOR SALE—Gasoline engine ard pump j complete. Price $15. Phone 743 R or call.on Mrs... James Fogarty, 13802 14th street. Bats 6 12 3t GOOD HOTEL—Furnished~ complete, in good city. Will exchange for clear land. Exceptionally rare bar- gain. J. B. Streeter. Corporation, Devils Lake, N. D. 7 13--6t WANTED—Setond hand buggy. Must be reasonable in price. See. Dr. Sowles, Union Dental Parlors, 414% Main. T10\1 wk FOR SALE—Blacksmith shop. and garage, size 24x40 with. tools or without. Also Oxy-actelylene weld- ‘ing plant. Small amount: of money will turn deal. 2F. E, MeDougall-Al- : p81 wk Grocery business in good location in mining and- farming v!- cinity.- Paying:. business .on cash | Address . ment barber shop. Three bath tubs, steaiti ‘heat,. hot’ ‘awd cold: :runding water. Inquire of N. Greengard. Mandan. N. D Thee BUY Wa Tribune ‘Want Ads Bring Results.