The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 23, 1917, Page 6

{ Cleveland . SSE OLAS BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE “SCOOP THE CUB REPORTER For We BEST LIMERICK ABOUT THE RIP VAN WINKLE WHO WENT TO SLEEP UNTIL THE WAR WAS OVER- WE OFFER. As 4 PRIZE THis = iN Qs ORIGINAL— DRAWING=—— AND 4 FREE. SOETS \QENSE ! SATURDAY, JUNE 23, 1917. - Scoop’s Prize Limerick Liberty Loan Contest THE HERO OF THIS LITTUE RHYME POSSESSED THE LARGE SUM OF € DIME SO HE PUT THE OWN” “IN LIBERTY LOAN ; THE BALANCE To PURCHASE ON Time! LIBERTY +) LOAN! THERE ONCE WAS A SLACKER NAMED STONE. WHOSE HEAD WAS A HUGE HUNK OF BONE_ \WHEN ASKED To BUY CAME THIS REPLY — ‘ LET GEORGE. DO THE THERE WAS A Wise. WHRME Hueey LEFT EVRY CENT Sa 0 WIDOW NAMED MAX QUIN IN VAST STACKS THAT SHE OWNS LIBERTY LOANS —HER FORTUNE IS FREE FROM WAR TAX > By ‘Hop’ ow: POPOSO SESE SOOTY & NATIONAL LEAGUE. 000000 SSCOHOHO Club— Pet. New York OAT Philadelphia G15 Chicago 583 1 /St. oLuis . 509 (Cincinnati ATG Boston .... 7 © Brooklyn \ Pittsburgh .. i, 18 2 28 Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Philadelphia, 5; ‘Brooklyn, 3. Chicago at Pittsburgh. Club— R, Pittsburgh , Chicago © Batteric iscl maree, Vaughn and Elliott. Cincinnati at St. Louis. I Snyder; Schneider and Wingo. New York at Boston. Club— * ‘Boston .. New York . Batteries- e y; q G. Smith, Perriett, Middleton and ‘hark | den. Brooklyn at Philadelphia. Club— R.H.E. Philadelphia .. Brooklyn ... Batteries — Oeschger and Burns; Dell, Cheney and Miller. j oe ee Oe A eacue S AMERICAN LEAGUE, * SPOSHSSHETO HOOKS Club— WwW. L. Pet. Chicago . 20.649 Boston .. 21 618 New York 24 556 A92] A91 ALS 389 373 Detroit . St. Louis . Weshington . Philadelphia GAMES FRIDAY. Boston, 2; New York, 1. Chicago, 4; Cleveland, 1. Detroit, 9-3; St. Louis, 3-2. Washington, 6; Philadelphia, 5. GAMES ‘SUNDAY. St. Louis at Detroit. Cleveland at Chicago. ‘Washington at Boston. Philadelphia at New York. Boston at New York. Club— ‘New York .. ‘Boston ... Batteries — Shawkey Walters; ‘Nunainaker, Thomas. R.H.E. sher and Meyers and Cleveland at Chicago. Club— Chicago, .... Cleveland Batteries darth, Clepar and O'Neill. St. Louis at Detroit. First game— Club— R.H.E. Detroit ... + 902 0 St. Louis . -3 8 1 Batteries — Dau and Stanage; Groom, Wright, Rogers and Severeid. St. Louis at Detroit. Second game— Club— Detroit ... St. Louis . Philadelphia at Washington. Club— R. H. BE. ‘Washington .. eg, 6,8), 4 Philadelphia .. -510 3 Batteries — Harper, Shaw and Henry; Ainsmith, Seibold, Falkenberg, ‘Meyer and Schang. OOOO OOO 960990008 @ AMERICAN ASSOCIATION. + SOSSHOSHOCOSOO EOE Club— L. Pet. Indianapolis Columbus . Louisville . St. Paul .. Kansas City Toledo .... Minneapolis . Milwaukee .. AT 531 464 +464 435 426 AIT ‘| corps. ‘is in perfect or 631) 4 Maxim doesn’t rig out in any fancy He just goes out BALK BEND STRENGTHENS THE. MUSCLES By JIM RICE. One of the most popula ‘al instructors at any This is not very thrilling tunt for loo: ercis Stand with'the heels close together. Put your hands on your hi ‘Then bend backwards as f Ss you can with your head thrown well back. Th exercise is a good test for a mi sense of balance, and is one of the thing: applies for enlistment with the flying, Unles: up that contr that part of your ur sense of balance you will v! ut first in pr likely have some difliculty -| ing vourselt from toppling over alter | y half a dozen time: > tches the surf muscles of the abdomen, and places a c pamount of on the muscles of the back. of two week bend back hould ‘be able to vith the at most of the military camps at the present time is the back bend. what you might call a but it is a great ning a man up—that is tretching a number of muscles that 5{are not ordinarily brought into play. a man is put through when he| ene 4 Keep at} it night and morning and by the end} OF BACK AND ABDOMEN Heat? They Want It! Bakersfield, Cal.—it was so hot yes- terday at Kern, near here, that oil from one of the big wells there boiled | as it came from the ground. As a re- sult boiled oil was barreled instead of mere crude oil, netting the owners a goodly sized sum of added profit. The oil well owners hope for mauy more hot days. steele Tulsa Man Sees One. Tulsa, Okla—A giant rattlesnake, striped from head to tail in red, white and blue, was found by Red Jones. Red told the chief of police he saw the rattler waving from the top of a 20-foot flag pole. He asked the chief ‘thought Red needed eeececewesnwoeeee oon e nw ooneon= Loonygrams __ wonececcea: to sce that such a patri protected from harm. the more, so he locked him up. Be New Style. The, chief Must Atlantic young men she calls beach lizards: She says they watch her “just like rubberneck the water. The police officer to whom the young woman complained asked to see the costume. He told her to apply to the government for a job as a lighthouse and to q spoiling the eyes of Atlantic City’s young men. py ae Tornado Good To Him. Mattoon, I1.— Jenkins has a perfectly good Jersey cow that he didn’t use to have. It was blown into rd by the big tornado and he found any owner. The cow 30 quarts of almost pure cream “DEUGE” SAYS Hudson Here he is playing on his estat m park, at Lake Hopatcong, IN. J. togs for his game. for comfort, as the picture shows. Kansas Cit Columbus, 3. poned because of rain. GAMES FRIDAY. Minneapolis, 8; Toledo, 7. Indianapolis, 5; St. Paul, 3; thirteen innings. GAMES SUNDAY. Louisville at Kansas City. Columbus at Milwaukee. Milwaukee at Louisville game post- HUDSON wi im, noted inventor, now; working on war inventions, loves ten- | Indianapolis at Minneapolis. ‘Toledo at St. Paul. ron. {that to steady himself, as he told the ; appetite with him, all right. | because of the name of the place. 1 a day and Silas thinks it’s a bad wind eral have offered to buy the animal, but Silas can't see it that way. wants to keep his luck, he says. sage War Was News to Him, Bangor, Me.—George Bangs came in- to town today from his cabin, 75 mil away and learned there was a w He George hadn't been in town for a year and didn’t know the nation had got into a fight. He was so surprised idge, he required assistance. The per who gave him the needed nee said George. had a year's No Kaiser for, Them. Berlin, Wis--The mayor of this town used to be called the “kaiser,” | An{ ic roptile be protection City—Miss Clorine Ghass has. entered complaint against some ” every time she goes near ordinance has been adopted making it a misdemeanor to refer to the execu- tive in the old way. Berlin folk think the name of the place is bad enough as it is without adding any trimmings. MENNONITES OFFER TO’ KNIT Religion Forblds Them to Fight, but They Want to Show Their Loyalty. McPherson, Kan.—Women of Ger- man descent in McPherson county are planning to set a record in; making clothing for the jackies of the United | States navy. They are among the best heel and toe fast, the trick of which many learned in Germany. There are in this county 6,000 Men- nonites, They believe literally in“Thou shalt not kill.” They have sent repre- sentatives to Washington to ask that they not be required to bear arms. But they want to show loyalty to the government that has given them religious freedom. They will knit with a prayer for “peace on earth.” ‘Three churches are heading the move- ment. : Add Comparisons. “Love you better than any, girl I ever met? Why, I love you better that blows. no good to nobody. Sev-/ >:].one of the ‘best Pattorg in the National knitters in the state and will turn the | © HOLKE, AWKWARD AS RIGHT HANDED BATTER, _ ADDS 60 POINTS TO AVERAGE AS oli By PAUL PURMAN. A change in batting style made Walter Holke, Giant first baseman, league. When Holke, a tew years ago first donned a Giant uniform at the Marlin training camp he was regarded as a ballplayer who wouldn’t do, a man doomed to spend his life in the bushes. Right now Holke couldn’t ve bought. He's too valuable an asset to the New York club. The reason is that Holke changed his batting style. At first he batted right-handed and now he _bats from the fork side of the plate. The result is that he is a .300 hitter. In his old form he was lucky to hit .250. At the end of his first training trip McGraw sent Holke north with the second team under the care of Mike Donlin. Donlin paid little attention to the big German who was awkward as a schoolboy at the plate. One day in an exhibition Holke batted left-hartded. was much improved and he. had lost his gawkiness. “You're awful as a right-handed bat- ter,” Donlin told him. “But you look all right from the other side of the plate. Try hitting that way.” \Holke tried and seemed on the way the success when’ McGraw sent him to Rochester. game than any girl I ever saw tn the mo- vies.” John Ganzel had the Rochester club and didn’t think much of the south- ~ BALLAD®OF LIGHTWEIGHT W’GHNN Till they asked him to put on a uni-|3 Lightweight MeGann was a boxer bold, The boldest of all was he. He tangoed and danced for the glit- tering gold And he made one-thirty-three. They never said twice to Lightweight McGann “Will you box for a wad of kale?” For this foxy bird never tied a can To greenbacks served a-la-bale. Now Lightweight McGann, he wked] nut his feet grew cold, when he was to fight And he loved the mob's acclaim, —— form And fight for his country’s fame. “I've a mother, a father, a 10-year-old brother, A mother-in-law in her ‘teens. Three uncies, a sister, my grandma: ma’s mother All looking to me for their beans.” McGann was a_ boxer Lightweight bold, The boldest of all was he, told To fight for his own countree. His style} j paw hitting and told Holke to bat right-handed. The.next year, when Tommy Leach managed Rochester he turned Holke'completely over and had him batting from the left ‘side of the plate. Holke led the league and. when he arrived in New York at the fag end of the season out-batted all the Na- tional league swatters. A peculiar crouch at the bat almost became his undoing right in the mid- dle of the drive which netted McGraw 26 consecutive victories and McGraw took him in hand, corrected the crouch and Holke finished the season with an average of .351 in 34 games. This year he is hitting better than any first baseman in the league, with the exception of Hal Chase. ebb hbbbbbit: Resembles President; So Gets Big Salary Lafayette, Ind—Paul West- phal’s face is his fortune’. He ‘was night clerk in a hotel here for the meager ‘salary of $10 a week or so when a “movie” company discovered his striking resemblance to President Wil- %on: He will take the part of the nation’s chief in a war drama: for $250 a week. PEEEEEPETE "| wonderful CARSON HERE LOWER LAR OF KIRK BUN Fast Slope Aggregation Arrives This Afternoon for Games ‘Tonight and Sunday ALL-SALARIED LINE-UP WILL, FA \CE, BISMARCK The Bismarck Champs will cross bats with the fast Carson ‘nine for two games on the local grounds, the first game tonight at 6:15 and the second at 3:30 Sunday afternoon. The Carson club has an all-saiaried team. Among the men are Maloney, Math- ews and Thompson, three stars who have been in the leagues. Dorfer and Tobin will be remembered as the two lads who worked with Mandan last season. Fischer and Patterson, the two pitchers who are expected to work against the Bismarck team, have both: been with the Des Moines club in the Western league. On the whole Larson is recognized as one of the fastest teams in (Dakota, and they are already telling how bad they are going to trim the local boys. ‘Manager Kirk has been in touch with. Dutch Dahns, the. hard hitting South Dakofa boy. who made such a showing against the Champs Jast year in an exhibition here. Manager Kirk expects to use ‘Dahns at third ‘base, Pike at short, Sid Roth, the youthful second sacker, who is making such a wonderful showing, will remain at the keystone sack, and Frankenhoff, the pepper boy of the team, at first. With this infield the local fans know that the boys will put up a great éxhi- dition. Williams and Thompson, two Hazelton lads, will work in the outer garden, and these two boys are ball players from the ground up. Big-heart- ed Chris Christianson, the popular home twirler, will probably pitch’ to- night’s game, and Bill Goldie will take his turn in the Sunday game. Big crowds are promised for both contests with Carson. The Bismarck nine ig represented bya snappy, clean and popular club and no doubt they will be given the support due to them. NEW WAY TO CALL WAITERS Chicago Restaurant Installs Miniature Lighthouses on Tables for Con- ‘venience of Diners. Chicago. —Have: you ever dislocated your_neck trying to summon a waiter? Of course you gave; but you don't | have te any longer if restaurants {adopt an idea successfully in use-in one of. the big ones here, Miniature. ighthouses: have been placed onthe tables. When the diner wants his waiter he turns a button .| and a red electric light flashes out of the top. “It has been proved: in: tests that the walter catches the red glare Caer than the casual beckoning of annennta Hurauereneaanenuat ANNDUDONOOOOOSUNRGAONAUONOOOONONONAANASODNOSONNONOSUSOOUIONGNT SATURDAY GAME SUNDAY GAME Base Ball TWO BIG GAMES Saturday and Sunday JUNE 23-24 CAPITAL BALL GROUNDS BISMARCK VS. z CARSON: 6:15 3:30. AUNONNONOGOOUOUAONOOUNNNOOOOSOSNNONNRUNOUANNNNONUONAOOANNURANOeonacocagenuaNee