The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 19, 1917, Page 2

t ” thing like that Jud you were just a plain, old-fashioned squirrel with an ‘appetite for nuts, and for eight hours in the rain and the snow and the} sleet somebody stood in front of your house that they called Hazel—. I leave it to you. The president was right, he sure was right.” Dr. Grayson, whose nomination as | medical director of the navy with ‘yank of rear admiral, was another tar- {get for musical shafts to the tune of LEAK INQUIRY ARICATURED AT |the semi-tropics, the numerous inoc- | ulations, which; seemingly, made the : “boys” immune from everything put} j bullets, and presenting to the public! | @ statement showing where every cent was used in the mess fund. | The benediction was : ;Rev. H. C. Postlethwait | the First Presbyterian chure HON Ot |Male quartet and several | songs by the chorus, CCRIDIRON FEAST Travesties Given on Peace Note, | Woman Suffrage, and Prohib- ition in District “HAZEL JONES’? MADE TARGET OF REMARKS le jth id Songs Rang With Spirit of Amer- lit icanism and Demonstrations of Loyalty to Wilson (Associated Press) Washington, Feb. 19.—Patriotic fer vor stirred participants at the closing | dinner of the season given by the| Gridiron club of Washington Satur-| day night with President Wilson, | members of the cabinet, and others | prominent In government. and busi- | w ness life of the nation as guests. Songs that rang with the spirit of | Americanism and demonstrations of loyalty to the president were inter-: spersed with travesties on the peac note, leak investigation, woman su: frage pickets at the White How art gates, prohibition for the District of | Columbia, California’s part in the na-jjeis and bluffs, mostly bluffs.” tional election with Senatot et Hir. am Johnson impersonating himself | w) and with other satirical allusions to} yarious phases of national life, The leak inquiry was caricatured in! year admiral of the navy?” several sketches, one of them « musi- cal melange and another a melodram- | game of golf.” atic effusion entitled “The Waif” in! which “Administration Leak” appear: ! ed as the heroine and “Barney (T. | panier: W.) Lawson” as the irrepr ble vil-} Jain. Introducing the musical sketch, | to one of the corespondents with a tre-} mulo tenor sang “Down on the Leaky | Way” which was followed by another. sung by a ¢ | acter of Representative Wood of In-/ diana, whose resolution led to the! Q congressional investigation into! | charges of a leak on the peace note | Q. mesage. si “Leaky Way” Chorus. The “Leaky Way” chorus ran thus: Come where the information oozes Down on the Leaky Way Come see the Lambs at Bears eager for the f Come hear the tickler Giving the leaks aw See the brokers gay, They ate making ha Dowy onjthe Le: Th iniper: tive Wood w: IN Representa- | s presented as “William Wood, the Plumber, the Man Who Stops the Lea who sang: T come from Indianny, A statesman great and true, ‘And ‘when I smell a scandal) I don’t care what 1 dd; Oh, if 1 hear a rumer I follow it tor*weeks, i jam Wood, the plumber, N guy who stops the leaks. 7 ‘Hazel Jones” Gets Hers, B “Hzel Jones” as one of the silent | suffrage séntinels at the White House | p' ‘was introduced and made the target; of seyeral jibes in a minftrel skit. “Do you:sknow Hazel Jones?” quer jed one of the wandering minstrel ts the response, “She; sentinels at the | “Do you known Hazel had an awful | accident?” “Ig that so? Hazel?” “Why, one of those big fat squit-} to What happened happened ix rels in the White House grounds Dit | a off her ear.” “That's horrible. Did they kill the | Ni squirrel ?” “No, indeed. The president said it! wasn’t the squirrel’s fault, and the |N president was right.” ! “I must disagree with’ you. president was wrong.” “Well, suppose you were a squirrel and you were hungry and you couldn't | - get any pork chops, or lamb chaps, J beef steak, or fried onions, or any The | COWS: EMULSION { i | | {Cc THE SALVATION ARMY ‘range $11.20@11.95; lambs $7.50@14.00; wethers $6.00@ | mixed $12.05@12.45; COMMISSIONER ESTILL iH Lg he sub. “B | a BS Wdtechoeae roken | | ‘Q% THE AUDITORIUM FEBRUARY 22 {“Captain Jinks.” “He's an admiral great, in the new i ‘And though he'll seldom go to sea, ; And if the navy has a chill No battleship wilf have the grip i sion. joes congress do?” }co b member in the char- | No. 1 Northern . | No, Northern Choice (Regular to arr . Choice to arr ntly ticking. | N° | No. No. Choice to arr ... {No. 2 Durum ... |No. 3 Yellow f | No, 3 Yellow Corn to arr 100 @101 ther Grades Corn .... f No. 4 Yellaw,Corn to arr Sntor 9 Whit | Barley .... jFlax .... ..| Flax to arr . y.| May om iJuly .. | September ‘ington |May .. July No. 2 Mont. Hard to arr 179% , No. 2 Spot Durum | Oats on trk | Rye on trk and to arr, Barley on trk Flax on trk and to arr. 279% Choice Flax to arr . COLDS %y istate militia, taken befor |for the border, d {scenes from different sections of the} Patriotism Alive in Bismarck, ‘tate wert shown, through the cour. jtesy of Publicity Film como:nv of Yesterday—Fifteen Hundred |®Bismarck. Taps for the Pack Auditorium navy, His name is Dr. Cary G. He's an admiral in the navy; { | é ; Sounded with the’singing of “Amer. ‘Take a pill, take a pill, | i i FRAZIER, KENISTON AISSING AND WELCH SPEAKERS | DAUGHTER WANTED BY DYING MOTHER IN SOUTH) Disappearance of Stella Tilden From City in 1915 Cause of Her Mother's Illness While he’s admiral in the navy. Initiate New Member, In initiating a new member of the ub, John Shure, correspondent of ne Des Moines Register-Leader, pseu- ; jo Ellis Island officials conducted an mmigration examination for admis-; | Chautauqua Salute Given Captain | by Audience Before He Tells of Experiences Patriotism was stirred yesterday in the hearts of 1,500 people, who pack- ed the city auditorium to honor the/ return of the members of Company! A, First Infantry, North Dakota Na-! ' tional Guard. ne soldiers out} | of a total number of 85 who leit Fort | An appeal “in the true name of hu- Lincoln July 1 for the border, took|Manity,” was directed to the Tribune ging| their seats in the first three rows of | this afternoon from West Palm Beach, ‘the orchestra section, while s|Fla., asking for {nformation which |Clara Tatley, supervisor of music of will shed some light on the disap- the city schools, directed the singing | pearance of Migs Stella C. Tilden, 20 {of the “Star Spangled Banner,” {Years old, from her home in this city, | Governor Lynn J. Frazier gave the | April 21, 1915. address of welcome, stating that from} The W. C. Tilden family were resi- | gen of Bismarck from the latter Inspector to applicant sharply: “Born?” Applicant: “Business?” Rotten.” Foreign country?” ‘Toway.” Who is president of the United tates?” “Woodrow W*fson.” “What does he do? “Spends most of his time dod men with yellow flags.” “Who is the vice president?” “f don't know.” “Never mind, neither do we.” “Who makes the laws?” | “Woodrow Wilson.” | “Ip Wilson makes the laws, what; the moment the troops entrained for |the border they were not forgotten, part of 1914 until May, 1915. ‘Because “Squanders money on creeks, rivu-| that the nation, the state and the city} of the ill-health of his wife, which appreciated their services and that; followed and “was due to worry over in| they had won a battle without the: the affair, Mr. Tilden moved to West ‘loss of a member from a bullet. The} Palm Beach. | governor asserted it nas often been} “I have been spending all this time state in the eastern papers there is no{ in an effort to find some trace of our eal of patriotism” in the United! missing daughter,” Mr. Tilden writes tes. the Tribune, “My wife .is in very There's a large forelgn born pop-} Poor health, due totworry, and I had ation in the United States,” said the{ to bring her here. Physicians say she ‘overnor, “and they are loyal to their; has but a short time to live. It is ative land. They ave'not to be blam-; her request that.she sees her daugh- qjed. But if it came to war, these citi-' ter before death.” : zens would uphold their allegiance to; the United States.” He was loudly “Yes.” | | | i | i “What, is the building called hich congress meets?” “A school for scandal.” “What are the qualifications for a| “To cure a cold and play a good, you an anarchist?” ’m a member of the pres: Thereupon the applicant qualifie r admission. The evening closed with the club nging “Hello Gridiron, hello ‘Fris-} ap-|, Hear “Broken Womanhood"—a free plauded. flecture by Mrs. Com. Estill, at the Battle of Brains; Not Bullets. | Auditorium Thursday dy, Secretary G. Keniston of the Bis: ! marck Commercial clup gave the ad-! zs EINES HO GTE Hs duct as soldiers and referred to the comments of the citizens of Mercedes | upon the departure of the northern troops. The secretary stated the United States does not want war; that} the country is ready to serve when! the time necessitates, but that the; 55.) s - puitsiaas couniry is fighting her war; not with) | sO)ers and ‘retailers of Bismarcic uillets and guns, but with intelle sey at. the Commercial club rooms is address eontained many striking Saturday with Rate Expert James A. Little of the railroad comy for | a-confereice On S. B. 77, the distance | tariff bill; SB, 291, requiring rail- road companies to publish their tar- iffs, and H. B, 298, Dup requiring a new schedule and classification ‘of yates in North Dakota. 4 C) 8. ' 18844 @ 19246 | _ 180% @186% | ~ 1884%@190% | « 178% @181% . 187% . 176%4@185% | + 168344 @180: 178% @182 178% @181% | 187% ! » 195% « 187%, | 198% j . 1824%4@190% ~ 1b @102% MARKETS LI GRAIN MINNEAPO! 0.1 Hard 0. 2 Northern . 0. 3 Wheat . : 2 Mont, Hard .... . 2 Mont, Hard to arr . 1 Durum . . 1 Durum Choice . 1 Durum to arr tributes for the service rendered on the border. a The Chautauqua Salute. The; Chautauqua salute, at the quest of the secretary, was given Cap- tain A. B. Welch of Company A, be-! fore he addressed the audience on the! experiences at the border. i “Get out your handkerchiefs,” sa Secretary Keniston, and. with statement he’ puted forth linen one from his pocket. Every! member in the audience obeyed. t “Now everyone “wave them and} wave. them wildly,’ commanded the} secretary. Handkerchiefs were wav- ed in every corner of the auditorium. A Sea of Whiteness. | “It was just like a sea of waite’) titre: ness,” stated Captain Welch last} Winnipe ; q night, in commenting to several on the } SSS eg 3. ba i salute. “You saw the effect from the| Colder ‘tonight is the ‘pr i m A audience, but you should have seei) from the government Seathee aoon No session Thursday, Feb. 22, Wash. | it from the stage. It was the prettie: The pressure is birthday. | Chautauqua salute I have ever seen. hij i ee i | The talk by Captain Welch was ce Wee awash c |tered on the work which confronted | certo UU tise the troops upon reaching the border, } artes a jute the camp preparations, the drills, soly- | te a tl sand the ing war problems, fighting the fly | “ elow.. aarb in Corn Hear “Broken Womanhood”-s-a free Irs, Estill, at the dv: SAYS GOLDER Temperature-8 Above, at Noon—Wil- liston: Reported 12 Below and 93 @102 98 @ 99 684U@ 634 Ctl Y@ 56% Y@ 56% @ut @123 Mont, . ‘0. 3 White Oats to ‘o. 4 White Oats . - O94 217 . 143 @144 . 143 @144 + 275% 281% 275% @281% + 178% i » 173% i 144% arley Choice ye t Close 1:42 p, m, DULUTH 0. 1 Hard on trk .. « 182% 179% . 173% 1 Northern on trk , 181% i Northern on trk ., 177% @179% | Northern on trk.. 171% @176% | ‘0. 1 Northern to arr .. 181% ‘0, 2 Mont. Hard on trk 179% 0. 1 Spot Durum ,... 18716 ; uly Lyw pressure | areas are cen: 55% @ 56561 ats to arr . 55% @142 ' zero at 8 o’clock and 8 above i{: noon. The highest yesterday was 5 above at vhich ¢a 2 2 heat of | is which can kill 20 men, the heat of | Canada and near pies tral in the mid | ; dle Mississippi valley and on the Pa- 141 90 @122 | '3 o'clock and the lowest last night | zero. he precipitation during the last —_—_— zero or below in! the northern tier COMING 'TO vet at RCK {cific coast. Light snows have been her }general in the céntral and western {portions of the country. Indications jare for partly cloudy weather tonight jand Tuesday; mu¢h colder Nnight. | e | Bismarck reported a temperature of | FOR HIS SIXTH YEAR IN NORTH! 24 hours amounted to .03 of an inch. | Williston reported -12 last night and DAKOTA SPECIALIST 280% 280% 281% Shoice Flax on trk. uly \ | Early Struggle Over House Bill 44 |The fight over House Bill 44 held back “MIST SHOW ME,” DECLARES CV. FRAZER ‘Much Unfinished Business Looms ‘ Up Ahead as End Draws Near FEARED BUDGET BILL WILL CAUSE TROUBLE Tied Up Legislative Routine An extra session looms up as a strong possibility? because of budget difficulties and the mass of I@islation to be disposed ‘of within the two weeks remaining. League members, it was rumored, have practically decided upon urging Governor Frazier to call one and it was reported that he would consent, provided the members stayed right on the job and continued to clean up the unfinished business. More than half the session slipped by without much legislation resulting. all other legislation. Now there is much work to be done getting the state budget in shape and considerable delay is anticipated in conference committees because of the different views existing in the house and senate. Education is determined by your earning power upon graduation, The better Send for particulars for hundreds of others, eA Bookkeeping 3 positions. Its graduates are expert, and experts are always in demand at good salaries from the start. when you know what we have done YOU will want to attend. Write makes a specialty of training young men and women for the Stenographic G. M, LANGUM, President Bismarck, N. D. Ti a many vital matters are ‘being dis. | missed _in a hasty’ manner. i | A. C. Townley, president of | league, would not deny the rumor. 1 Governor Frazier, when seen, de- clared the matter had not been dis- cussed at all and he refused to make any further statement. ‘A man close to the league, however, is authority for the statement that the mater has been discussed seriously in caucus, “They have got to show me,” said the Legislation is being rushed through now at an unprecedented pace and Governor Frazier, “where there is any need of a special session.” FARGO Y. M. C. A. TO START BIG CAMPAIGN Fargo, N.'D., Feb. 19.—Twenty-two teams of ten men each will start next Monday canvassing the city in an en- deavor to secure a contribution of $40,000 for the city Y. M. Cc. A. and the agricultural college association. Of this amount $15,000 will go toward completing a new building: near the college, The remaining $25,000 will pay off the back debt hanging over the local Y, M. C, A. since it was built some ten years ago. Phone 453. are raw and gusty. will be empty. If you want the Best Serviceand the Best Lignite Coal Mined sefid your orders to Washburn Lignite Coal Co. The Winds ot March F. J. McCORMICK, Agent Many bins Office: 9th St.. and Broadway. THE UNIVERSAL CAR lers and feeders $6.15@9.10; cows and | wethers $10.85@11.90. ‘lambs $12,25@14.65. | per 100 Ibs. The Hotel of Character and Comfort |#tion on this trip-will be free and that Hotel Radisson, Mi High May DOES NOT USE SURGERY Low ... Close 1:46 p. m. fr carne manxers ST, PAUL, HOGS—Receipts 11,800; 10¢ lower; bulk $11.65@ Will be at McKENZIE HOTEL WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 21. Office Hours 9 a, m, to 5 p.m. 11.80. CATTLE—Receipts 4,500; killers, 10¢ to 15c lower; steers $5.50@$11. cows and heifers $5.50@9.00; calve: steady $5.00@1 ers, 15¢ to 25¢ SHEEP—Receipts One Day Only #|NO CHARGE FOR EXAMINATION —— Dr. Mellenthin is a regular graduate in Medicine and Surgery and is licens- ed by the State of North Dakota. He visits professionally the more import- ant towns and cities and offers to all who call on this trip consultation and examination free, except the expense of treatment when desired. According to his method of treat- ment he does not operate for chronic appendicitis, gall stones, ulcers of the stomach, tonsils or adenoids. He has to his credit many wonder- ful results in diseases of the stomach, liver, bowels, blood, skin, nerves, heart, kidney bladder, bedwetting, catarrh, weak lungs, rheumatism, sciatica, leg ulcers and rectal ail-/ ments. It you, have been ailing for any of length of time and do not get any tet- NOTICE. ter do not fail to call, as improper We now have oyster shells, at $1 jmeasures rather than disease are very j often the cause of your long standing | trouble. Remember above date, that examin- 400; steady: 11.00; ewes $5.50@10.25. CHICAGO. HOGS—Receipts 67,000; slow at Saturday’s average, to ic lower; bulk | $12.20@12.40; light $11.65@12.30; 12.50;, rough $1200012.10% pigs $9.5 50; rougl 24 12.10; 25 @10.65. eee CATTLE—Receipts 26,000; weak; | native beef steers $7.75@11.90; stock- ‘SSHEEP—Receipts 23,000; $10.85@11.90; weak; SHEEP—Wethers OSCAR H. WILL & CO. Bis treatment is different. + German spoken. Address: 336 Bos- | Winnipeg GAINES LAND COMPANY Large stock and grain farm for |rent, with good buildings, aifalfe and | fine pastures, near town nd choice location. Horses and machinery for sale. Complete kerosene threshing outfit, in good repair, for sale cheap. Flax lands for rent, or sale, on easy terms, in Oliver county. Improved farms for sale in Barnes county. ‘ Write at once for full information. GAINES LAND CO, BISMARCK, N. D. Hear “Broken Womanhood”—a free lecture by Mrs. Com. Egtill, at the Auditorium Thursday.—Adv. TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY LOST—Handbag. Finder, please leave at Tribune. office. 2-19-2t WANTED—Work by the day. Phone| 553R. 2-19-1t WANTED—Girl for general house- work; 219 Third St. 2-19-3t FOR SALE—20 lunch counter stools, cheap. H. Crane, 431 15th St. 2-19-2t WANTED—Competent girl for gener: ; al housework; good wages. Apply office Lahr Motor Sales Co. 2-1916t FOR SALE—Seven-room house, part- ly modern, corner Jot, on So, Tenth St. # 2-19-6t WHEN YOU ASK FOR S BUTTER top Block, Minneapolis, Minn. i ¢ NORTAERN 320,817 Have been built and actually, delivered to retail buyers since August 1, 1916. These figures—320,817—represent the actual number of cars manufactured by us since August 1st, 1916, and delivered by our agents to retail buyers. This unpsual fall and winter demand for Ford cars makes it necessary for us to confine the distribution of cars only to those agents whorhave orders for immediate delivery to retail customers, rather than to permit any agent to stock cars in anticipation of later spring sales. We are issuing this notice to intending buyers that they may protect them- selves against delay or disappointment in securingg Ford cars. If, therefore, you are planning to purchase a Ford car, we advisé you to place your order and take delivery now. ' \ Immediate orders will have prompt attention. Delay in buying at this time may cause you to wait several months. Enter your order today for immediate delivery with our authorized Ford agent listed below and don’t be disappointed later on. Ford Motor Co. PRICES: Runabout $345, Touring Ca Town Car $595, Sedan $045, ir $360, Couplet $505 f. 0. b. Detroit The DAKOTA MOTOR Bismarck, N. D. 610 Main Street Co. BISMARCK, N. DAK. Tel ei YAAURATI Yaahou