The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 11, 1916, Page 7

me: “ 'y el - LET A CLASSIFIED ‘AD WORK FOR YOU No Advertisements Accepted ‘‘T. F.’’ ‘Till Forbidden. Classified Ads—Cash in Advance. No Ads Accepted aiter.Six O'clock P. M. MOW YO ANSWER BLIND AS@. ; ADVERTIQR ESTRAY ANIMALS. | onsen’ 7% efs cgned wih aumters or @itials. care Tribune must be an- wwered. by. letter addressed to. the | umber given in the ad. Tribune em- picyes ars not permitted to tell who amy. advertiser is. Mail or cend your, answer to Tribune No. ——, and ve ‘Any person taking up an estray ant mal must advertise the same within ten days in some newspaper, They eommissioner of ulterg at Blamarck. 12 you ‘ail todo thie > you wil forward it to the advertiser. are likely to get into trouble. WANTED—A live young man for de- ivery; must know the city.. Guss- ner's. 19-8-8 WANTED—Noy for a couple of ae work, Inquire at Tribune Bindery. WANTED—Boy not less than 16 years. to learn printers trade. Apply at foreman’s desk, Tribune office after 8 a.m. 12-9-tf See MELP WANTED FEMALE WANTED—o irl for generat fouse- wok. Phoiie 625 or call 20 Ave. A. _ Mrs. W. F. Crewe. 12-7-6t WANTED—Girl for general house- work; highest wages. Call at 611 Washington Ave., or phone 93, co eS TERRI stenograpl er. Apply to Alf. O. Nelson, Atty., Dunn Center, N. D. 12-9-2¢ WANTED—Experienced competent stenographer for permanent posi- tion; good wakes, No, 38'care Tri- _bune. 12-9-3t. > & > SE SSSEEEOO DSS F, E, YOUNG FOR RENT—9-room modern house; .well located. $50.00, FOR SALE—15,000 acres on crop payments in various parts of the county. FOR SALE—Several real bar- gains in quarters and half sed. tions in different parts of the county, selected from my lists of over 100,000 acres. I can re- commend any one of these as a splendid investment, Land val- ues will increase 25 percent in 1917 and now is the time to in- vest before my 1916 sale con- tracts expire. FOR SALE—Riverview addi- tion lots are the best and cheapest in the city for homes or investment. They are close in; lay well; good size; can be had on very easy terms and buyers are fully protected. $200.00 to $600.00. : F, E. YOUNG First National Bank Bidg. 3 Phones, No. 78, SOOT OESEOOOE OOS ———— SPPSSPSSSSSSSSSSSPSSSS SSSI G SOD PLPSS SHSSSESSOSAPSSSSESOSISSSSESES SPD PFS SHHH SOD ° ¥. E, YOUNG ¢& FOR SALE: Quarter section 4° mile from station and elevator; ¢ ~ 12 miles from Bismarck; 96 acres @ under plow; all can be plowed; + practically new buildings; $26.00 © per acre; $1,040 cash, batance > $250.00 per year; as part of cash @ ~ payment will take in an automo- @ bile, Ford preferred. 12-8-3t ° F, E. YOUNG > POGGF SERFS FOH OOD ———————eEeee— ROOMS FOR RENT FOR RENT—Modern rooms for light housekeeping; 622 Third St,_12-86 FOR RENT—Three roonis for light housekeeping; all modern with kitchen stove; furnished or unfvr- nished, 803 7th St. £ 12-7-6t FOR RENT—Office room; fine loca- tion; light and heat furnished; $12 per month. Apply Bismarck ‘Sign Co., 406 Broadway. 12-6-6t FOR RENT—Furnished room; all modern; hot water heating; 814 Ave. B, Phone 584R. 2-5-6t FOR RENT—Sleeping rooms with or without board. Mrs. Rohrer, 6%) 6th St. 12-5-6t — FOR RENT—Furnished room.’ 822 6th_St. _12-9-6t FOR RENT—Two rooms board; also board without room. 208 Thay- er, Phoneé 389K. 21-10-1mo FOR RENT—Strictly modern room: Gentlemen preferred; 38 Are: A Real Estate and Farm Loans FOR SALE—At a bargain, two choice 50-ft. lots, facing south on Ave. A; must be sold before Jan. 1. We have several 160 and 320 acr tracts for sale on very easy terms. It will pay you to call and talk it over with us. Land values are en- hancing every day. FOR SALE—One-story 4-room cot- tage; south front; 75-ft. lot; price $1,500; %4 cash, balance on easy terms. FOR SALE—Beautifal close in; magnificent corner for apartment house or flats. 12-9-tf City & Farm Loans. Insurance. LOST—$15 in bills Tuesday afternoon down town, probably on Main or Fourth Sts, Return to TriLune for Reward. 12-8-34, ___HOUSES FOR RENT __ FOR RENT—Furnished 6-room bung- alow; modern; hot and cold water; bath, etc. Phone 672X. 12-5-6t ET ESTRAY NOTICE—One black mare, with white stripe in forzhead, weight about 1100 Ibs.; one black gelding, with white star in fore- head, weight about 1300 Ibs.; one bay gelding, with two white hind legs, weight about 1200 Ibs. John Pleinis, Pettibone, Kidder County, ND. 12-6-12t corner lot; TH HOLIHAN, FOR SALE—Am building a new house, 6-rooms and bath when finished; 3 béd rooms. If you are interested, call at once and see plan of house and we can make alterations to suit. Price will be about $3,200; $1,400 cash. FOR SALE—Bungalow of 7 rooms; ° bedrooms; east front; modern thru: out; good location. $4,300; terms. FOR SALE—New bungalow of five rooms and hath; east front; mod- ern. $2,000; $1,000 cahs. J..H, HOLIHAN Lucas Block Phone’ 745 HARVEY HARRIS & CO. J. P. Jackson, Mgr. 320 ACRES—Close to town, with creek on both quarters; good soil; very fine for aman with stock, A real bargain. « 160 “ACRES—Good soil; lies excep tionally well; nice grove of trees; not far from a loading station. A good piece of property that can be| ‘bought at a low price, A large list of houses and lots for sale in all parts of the’ city. HARVEY HARRIS & CO. MISCELLANEOUS WANTED TO ®BUY—Canary bird; must be a good singer. Phone 448. * :12.4-6t WANTED—To know who a trained nurse’s diploma was delivered to by mistake, by our delivery man. A Prompt reply to this advertisement | will be appreciated. Webb Broth- ers. ~ 12-8-3t FOR SALE—Three_ suits, size 40, used, in fair condition; one worn only a few times; and overcoat, size 40, good as new. Hurry. Klein the Tailor. 12-11-4t tion of records; good as flew; $75 cash,. Phone 144X or call at 802 2nd _St. 12-8.3¢ FOR SALE—Baby bugey, in class Condition. Phone 615, FOR SALE—Good hay. = FOR 8ALE—Second-hand piano... Big bargain for cash. Phone 432K, __from 9:00 to 12:00. 12-8-6¢ @® BARGAIN—Iron sate for sale or ¥ trade, weight about 1500 lbs. Ad- “dress Lock Box 15 Bismarck. 12-8-3t FOR SALE—One Chevrolet automo- bile, used only six months; one Ford touring car, all in good condi- tion. A. F. Marquette, Bismarck _ Steam Laundi 12-6-5 FOR SALE—2 oil stoves and a pian in good condition; reasonable. J. A. Haney. -6t FOR SACE—Cheap—quantity storm sash suitable for closing in porch. F, A. Knowles, 12-7-6t FOR SALE—Milit, 12 qts. for $1.00; delivered anywhere in city. 2-5-3t property, a 1916 high class roadste: Write P. O. Box 226. 1 a FOR SALE OR TRADE—A nice, two stoty brick building, full basement seven nice living rooms above, al: equipped, barn, warehouse and 2 small stock of variety. This is in center of a good, small town. The best of location for, any kind of business. Want good Montana or ‘North Dakota land. Give full par- ticulars in first letter. Ownes, R. Gulden, Mibroy, Minn, 12-11-5t FOR SACE—I¢ taken at once, will seli cheap, one farni outfit-consisting of a J. 1, Case 10-20 gas tractor, togeth- er with set of three battom power lift plows, complete with stubble and breaker bottoms, and one eight- foot Minnesota binder, used this season only. Write 216 Ave. C., or call at Farmers Union Mercantile Co., Bismarck. N. D. 12-1-4t FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE—For farm land, a 7-room house, located in the-residence section of Mandan. unencumbered. Would be~willing to assume some encumbrance on the land. Address J. M. Hackney, Hackney Biulding, St. Paul, Minne- sota, 12-1-12t NEWSPAPER PUANT FOR SALE— A first-class equipped newspaper plant located in western Minnesota. Reason for selling—wish to retire from the newspaper tmsiness. Ad- dres The Headlight, Barnesville, Minn. 12-5-2t | —— Sees { One of the Common Follies. | Phone 12-5-3t | FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE—For cily | BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE : : - Ph EERO NR, COON A GEIL: Te ‘ SEVEN 4 T THEIR, GUESSES ALL WRONG Students of. Physiognomy. Received Something of a Shock When They Learned the Truth. They were enthusiasts in phystog- tomy and phrenology and were travel: ing by train. On the opposite seat was a man of commanding figure, massive brow and serious expression. “What a fine expression, Arthur! 1 wish I knew his occupation.” “Possibly he may be a great lawyer, Euith.” “No; he’s not a lawyer, There's too much benevolence in that face for a lawyer, “He inay be a banker.” “Lam sure-he Is not. A man with such a heavenly éxpresstan couldn't coment himself with indney-gettlag. His aim in life is higher.” “Well, do you think he can he an ed: itor “An editor, with sech a face! An editor, saying hard things about every- body, ridiculing women's dresses and abusing mothers-in-law! An editor, cutting and slashing his enemies, thay. fog public men indiscriminately and mercilessly slaughtering (his best friends for the sake of a paragraph! No, Edith, he’s a philanthropist. His face ‘plainly indicates that he is all that is good, noble, pure and trae.” At the next station an inquisitive ofd fellow took a seat beside the nan with the noble brow and asked him about his vocation. The couple opposite held their breaih. The reply was this: “I've a saloon and a butcher shop. My wife looks after the bar and I do my own killin.” LOST TIME IN QUAKER CITY ! Calculations of Man From National | Capital Caused Shock to Native Philadelphian. After stewing for 15 ‘minutes in a telephozie booilr the man from Wasi ington emerged. He is a member of p congress, E | “There is service for you!” he fal- tered weakly. “L came to Philadelphia on business and I wanted to get a bit of iaformation from your automobile club about roads sad to find out froi the pdouing If a certain Jrain stops at West Conshohocken, ‘Those two ealts --nelther line was reported husy—Just ate up 15 ininutes of my all too short life, reduced my weight at least a pound through perspiration and set back my temper a nile.” Then this mathematical man from the national capital assailed the slow. ness of our telephone service, | “Those two culls were worth just five ; minutes. At hdme they would have tuken no longer. “So 1 was robbed of ten minutes, . “I figuire cut that if only one-half the people in’ Philadelpi@ call on the phone but once every month your pop- ulation wastes ia a year 22ieyeurs of time.” The conclusion was so appalling that T now hesitate'to pick up'a telephone, ger. Bedroom Library. Every one has tuvorites—favorite | colors, favorite songs, favorite places, } favorite bovks, although, unfortunate ly, advantage is not given to all to Indulge in them. But books all can enjoy; and even the modern business j Man and woman, whose excuse for reading so little is that they have no time, can secure for themselves at | least 80 minutes ef quiet, beneficial reading by establishing a, “bedroom Ubrary.” Bring the few favorite books that one fancies to the bedroom and. there enthrone them in a place of prominence and honor, As a man—or women—is known by the company he keeps, according to the old proverb, 80 Is he known by the books he reads, and the better the books the more eo spleuous a poaition should they enjoy, But lest this plan should make the room diorderly or untidy, a hanging bookcase has been devised which forms a safe shelter for one’s printed com. panions and an ornament to the wall, Let it be made of wood similar to the bedroom set and suspended from an ordinary support or a picture molding if the room Is fortunate enough to pos- sess one, Two shelves would be ease ily. sufficient for ordinary use, and it | will be found that this method is both convenient and ornamental. Man’s Chemical Elements. A German investigator has recently _ exlculated that 100 dozen eggs would ‘hold ail the chemical elements which would go to make up a man weighiog , 150 pounds, ‘This does not mean that ; if you made an enormous omelet of these 1,200 eggs a man would be pro- duced. It does mean that the elements in the eggs would be equal to the ele- menis in this man. If a person were to eat nothing exe cept eggs he would get just the chemi- cals needed for supporting life, but the human system would not digest an exclusive diet like this and the person trying to live on eggs alone would soon sicken, and if the diet were not changed, would die. Banished From Sardinia. se of a group of Sardinian shepherds, clad in their shaggy sheep- skin mantles, which are supposed to ward off fevers, is enough to send a shudder down the spine of a strai who has feasied upon the out-o tales of handit-ridden S F uatives are harmless thetr bitter fight against ‘heavy taxes and the relatively high cost of living, they never annoy the tourists by beg- gitg, as do so many of the people of southern Italy. Concerning the Vc of iiilo. It is said that the base of the Venus of Milo, with the name of the sculptor | upon it, was destroyed for the purpose | One of the common foilies is to be Heve that what is called “the latest” is the best.—Albany Journal. of deceiving a king of France into the belief that it was more ancient than f€ réally fs. : —Girard, in Philadelphia Publie Led yi | Shoes Repaired Best Equipped Shop in the Northwest L. E. Larson 400 Main Street TAXI. ~ "LE. SMITH Public Stenographer Neat, Accurate Work MRS. G. B. SHORT, JR. McKenzie Hotel Hours 9 A.M. to 6 P. M. More Than 14,000 Inches Of HE ADVERTISERS below will use more than 14,000 inches in The Tribune in 1916; it’s all concise, “instant at hand” information. to the directory constantly. TAXI Phone 57 S. LAMBERT Capital Coffee House Coffee and Soups a Specialty 3021, Main Street Phone 497 E. B. FERGUSON, Prop. niormation Refer It appears every day. | Hed. WAGNER restore onier Rooms t and 2 533 Hughes Building Optical Onfice Hours _ Opposite S ecialist 9 to I2.and Grand f acific Eyes Tes Pe Glasses Fitted, aleo V0.9) Hotel. ‘hanged and Renewed Glusse: BISMARCK, N. D. fen ——— = |BANNER HOUSE Room and Board by Day $1.00 sy the Week $7.00 Boarding Stable fcr Horses in Connection 104 MAIN ST. BISMARCK FREDERICK W. KEITH ARCHITECT Webb Block * Phone 449 =) Auto Radiator Repairing ‘, GUARANTEED WORKMANSHIP. Repairing lamps, fenders tanks and | EES ES Re and Rebuilding ie / Windshields JOHN BORTELL, 316 Main Strect Phone 756 in Your Town city of a population from 500 Address ‘‘25’’ Bismarck Tribune. Let Me Install an Electric Light Plant I would like to hear from any parties located in a town or to 2000 people who want a first class Electric Light Plant installed. Drop me a line and I will call ‘on -you, Bismarck Auto 109 Third Street | Radiators REPAIRED AND REBUILT All work given a pressure test and delivered within’ Twenty. four Hours Radiator Works Bismarck, N. D. COLEMAN’S New and Second Hand Store PHONE 358 Frenzied Finance. Two American citizens of African descent were discussing the other day the ‘state of their finances, One of them proudly proclaimed himself to be the possessor of nearly $40 in hard eash, “Dat ain’t nothin’ at all, nig- ger,” retorted the other, “Reekon I had nigh on to fo’ hundred dollars in the bank one time, but the doggoned interest done ‘eat It all up.”—The Lamb. « Billions in Checks. The great bul! 32 au payments In this country involve a debit on the books of a bank. Mostly th re made by means of a.check, which to the drawer'’s account. clearings of bank checks amounted to a hundred and eighty billion dollars. But, as we mentioned a little while ago, clearings involve only those checks that are depostied in some bunk’ other than the one upon which they are drawn, and in citi large enough to maintain clearin; house associations, An investigation by Bradstreet’ 17 cities indicates that total hh debits are two and a half time amount of clearings. This would the 5 tain clearing house associxtions were nearly $500,000,000000, the Satur Evening Post observes. Add to payments in I r cities. and towns, and you will have an approx tely correct notion of the amount of woney | which passes from one hand to another in the course of asyear—the amount that in one way or another we pay our- selves for all exchange of goods, serve fices and so on. It makes a prodigious Pile. ‘TIRE . Wrapped tread is puaranteed'5000 miles | 1 SS CORW! BISMARCK, N. D. Jobbers LISTEN! GIBSON Payments. See GEORGE E. BALL 319 2nd Street ——~ ~~ SS RACINE COUNTRY ROAD N MOTOR CO. LISTEN!! Mandolins and Guitars on Easy AGENTS WANTED For the celebrated Kimball Pianos, and Player Pianos, G. W. COCHRANE, Wholesale and Retail Distributor. Peck's Old Music Store Grand Paciflo Buil COMPLETE LINE ON DISPLAY TERMS TO 8 ' rf LITTLE’S SECOND-HAND STORE Will buy, sell and exchange or rent anything. Successor to Nolan's. Phone 794 or 122X. WILL BUILD THEM : CORWIN MOTOR CO.Eisprnnd Undertaking Parlors A, W. Lucas Company Oay Phone 465 Night Phone 717 A. W. CRAIG Licensed Embalmer In Charge ' Barbie’s | DRY OLEANING AND | Steam Heated Garage We can handle a limited number of cars for storage this winter. Our fireproof garage is now heated with city steam, and nothing will freeze. Corwin Motor Co. DYF, WORKS CYLINDERS REBORED PHONE 394 Fords $14 Other jobs in proportion 40 Front Street Corwin Motor Co. We Call for snd Delives \ Bismarck, N. D. ES.PARTSs Rg ore d< salen, [ AX\| “AeTORY sevice SIO PHONE 105 CORWIN MOTOR CO .bisnarcnN 0 Freight and Baggage DRAYING | Transfer & storage ee mie rave uneauaied Hetizen tor |G looten’s Livery household goods. Careful, experi. aeraes eee EE enced men; wood, Wachter Transfer Comp; Phone 62 No. 202 Fifth St. also retail ice and Buy Your Pictures Fram The CAPITAL ART CO. 408 Broadway We Guarantee Good Work and Prompt Delivery of Medallions and Enlarged Portraits. An unusually Large Selection of Mouldings for Framing. Henry Burman “The Shoe Hospital Man” Is still at the same old stané with his electric shoe REPAIR outfit. Plenty of competent belp and can do YOUR work while you wait, Broadwey Between 4th and 5th Streets The Electric Shop B, K. SKEELS Everything Electrical Wiring Fixtures and Supplies Delco Farm Light Plants Undertaking-Embaiming Licensed Embaimer In Charge Day Phore 50 Night Phone 687 WEBB BROTHERS Phone 370 408 Broadway || Bismarck Realty Company Bismarck Bank Building. RENTS CITY LOTS Old Hats Cleaned and Reblocked i} | EAGLE SHINING PARLOR | Broadway | Hats Sent by Mail | We Pay Postage | Opposite Postoffice DRAYING. Freight and Baggage Carefully and Promptly Phone 395 Delivered J. A. GRINSTEINNER -C. W. HENZLER |PIANO_ TUNING | . AS. XOFFMAR | TIRE VULCANIZIN | SKATE SHARPENING Work Guarantec&, == Phone 728. 612 Rosser 84, || Residence (002, &