Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 25, 1922, Page 8

B | THE “Twentieth :Century LIMITED In Favor of It | Mrs. W. H. Felton, the “grand old lady from. Georgie,” spent one day in the senate and then resigned in favor of her elected successor, Senator George. Evidently she was in favor of letting George do it. “You Tell 'Em.— As Per Schedule Two farmers met on a country road, and pulled up. their teams. “8i,” said Josh, “I’ve got a mule with ‘distemper. What did you give that one of yours when he had it? “Turpentine. Giddap!” A week later they met again. “Say, Si, I'gave my mule turpen- tine and it killed him.” “Killed mine, too. The Periscope. —Didn’t Ask That— L4 Some Diplomat They had just been married and were about té start on their wedding trip. He was embarrassed to the point of forgetfulness, but he met the situation expertly. “Why, Harry, you've bought only one ticket,” reproached the bride. “Just like me, dear,” flashed Har- ry, “always forgetting myself.”— ‘Wroe’s Writings. —Aint It a Fact?— Gaining - “Well, well, old fellow, I haven't scen you for many months,” exclaim- ed the friend to a-man who had been out of the city for about two weeks. “Don’t you weigh more than you id?” “Well, rathef! I started at seven and a half pounds.” Good-For Him! Modeity Refined “What makes the leaves so red?” She asked him with a stare. “They only blush,” he softly said, “To see the limbs so bare.” —Alanta Constitution. —Can You Beat It?— Willie Hits Back At last Willie has got Pa where he wants him. The other night at supper Pa asked Willie-if he knew what a little glutton was, and Willie said he did, and that it was a big glutton’s boy. Giddap!"— Additional Want Ads. WANTED—Hotel work by two sis- ters, “Waiting " table, “kitchen work ‘or .chambermaid. ‘Address Box 85 Blackduck, "Minn: 1 25 e R SR T WANTEDAT ONCE—Woman cook plain Tiome cooking: Ng bread bak- ing’ "@ood ‘winter’ position. Small town Hotel. Write or. phone Hotel Rex, Federal Dan an d 12 2 FOR RENT--5 Room honne, Beltrami ave. by John Moberg. 4t 11.29 WANTED—High school girl to wurk for room and board’ Write or call Mrs. D. G, Wells, 713 America avenue, N 3t 11.28 FOR SALE OR TRADE—Good work horses-weight from 1350 to 1650 pounds, 5 ’to’ 10 yezrs old, will trade for cord wood, posts or lumber, also Lake shore property or farm:land. Call at room 69 Milbeth Hotel, Bemidji, Minn. un- til Decembear .2, after that date write to Jacob Franzen, Mapes, N. D. 6td 12 2 FOR. RENT—Faurnished room with private bath: 800 Bemidji avenue phone .325. 4t 11 29 WANT TO HMR from owner hav- mz@m for gale; give particulars west price. John J. Black, CHi@ewa ‘Falls, Wisconsin. 4 3 sats, 12 9 WANTID—larties wanting wood sgwed telephone 579-W. Prices right and quick: gervice. 10t 12 9 et o ! WANTED—Experienced lady cook wanted “at. the Erickson - Hotel. Scandinavian preferred. 310 America avénue, phone 182. 3t 11 27 ‘WANTED—Position by woman with one ‘boy as housekeeper for, wid- ower or bachelor. Apply Mrs. “Sandon, Turtle River. = 3t 11 26 ~* | any oceasion. HELLO,MR.DUFF-1S MRS. DUFF INP | WANTED TO BORROW SOME BAKING POWDER - | RAN SHORT! / B TOM, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOUL LOOKING FOR P ©OUT OF THE CUPBOARD AN HAVE FAITH IN AMERICA, DECLARES ROGER BABSON (Continued from page 1) gued that the market had no license ; to go up to this extent and that be- cause it has gone up so much it is in a dangerous position. The stock market, however, never could have had any such rise as it°did:if under- lying conditions had not been sound. This position on the market is bas- ed on underlying conditions and not on surface conditions. The same fundamental statistics that told me to be bullish on stocks in 1921 in- dicates’ that the long swing move- ment is not over yet. “0Of course, I don’t mean “to say that all classes of stocks are neces- sarily going higher, or that the mar- ket will turn higher right away. There aré certain groups that may have already scen their top. Judg- ing from the statistical position of the industry of commbdity ‘which they represent, I shoyld not be sur- prised if these did not do so much on the balance. of the present move- ment, or if they cven sagged. Be- cause of the very uneven readjust- ment that we have been through. tne various groups of stocks are not all in the same position. This is no time to buy stocks with one’s eyes shut. There ore still posibilities for profit, hov;evcr, for &he man whq will use diserimination.” | PQINTED WAY TO EFFICIENCY Raliway Mail Clerks Really Inventors of System Acknowledged as the Best Yet Devised. When rallway mafl cars were first privilege of dolpg his work in the wny that seemed hest to him. Clerks conr peted for efficlent methods—seus of thém attaching to letters they tled up In bundies a alip on which they.wrote: “In case of error ‘report to J.. Blauk, Rpute 99.” From this the madern “Sucing slip” now used was copled. L ‘Ihese slips are of grent variety, and are used In post offices as well as on the cars. Oue Is pluced.cn each jutck: age of letters distributed and tfet for further distribution on another rail- roud .system or in a post office. Kyv- ery package can be Identified in this way. (If errors. are found this elip with notations is sent Lhrough appro- priate channels back to fhe man who made the error. add to or change erroneous items in their knowiedge. A lovely costume blouse of georgette, richly embroldered in silk, when worn with a satin or silk skirt, will make a tollette sufficiently dreSsy for almost The blouse pictured has full sleeves, cut to long points at the ethow, and drawn In at the wrists. ‘Thi¥‘model may be made with a pep- lum, DOINGS OF THE DUFFS CAN FIND IT FOR YOu ~'COME MRS, BAILfiV\ WANTED' TO JOUVE EVERY THING ) SoRRo! psomam —_— suffered great pain from neuraigla Introduced each clerk was allowed the | underwent No Easy Tlnng to Find You ‘o SO UT | GUESS | IN- HERE .ON THE \F IT HAD BEE 0.1 COULON'T 1T WOULLD HAV FIND -ANY ! ‘The Henpecked Huspand 1s a Pest of the:-First Water becuz he can't Do Nuthin’ ner Say Nuthin® without first asking his Wife. If the Pore Fish'd only Grow a Backbone, Instead of Bleating Plaintively about the Wife, his Friends wouldn’t feel So Much like. Knocking Him for a Row of Ash Cans every Lodge Night. Tooth Had Wandered. An extraordinary case of a wander- ing tooth leaving its normal base in the gum and traveling half way round a woman's head Is reported ficm Constance, Switzerland. A -wealthy woman named Grauner which also affected: her eyesight. She treatment. by leading Ftench, Gernian-and “Swiss specialists for several years, but without. result. PFipully, she consulted a dentist, who by ‘the ‘ald of Xcrays discovered; a wandering “wisdom” tooth behind ]ter rigktvear and in dungeroul profimlty to ‘the ‘brain, A surgeon successfully remov tooth dhd the patient lmmedlntely lost hel neuralglc pains, & -Mme. Grauner, who ihas now éom- pletely recovered her héalth, rewatded thq ‘dentist and surgeon “with "large fecs and had the -wandering .tooth meounted in gold. A Cheap Guy. ‘Winnifred—That fresh geek who In this way clerks| Just;¢came in here from' the poolroom ave enabled to perfect their skill ond| makes me -tired. Gwendolin—Whatsa matter? “When |1 waited on him this morn- ing. ¢ handed.me a little round green DRESSY COSTUME BLOUSES | thifig offa one of the pool cues—" “Wen—" & “And themwhen I says, ‘What's the | big idea® he says, ‘Why, girlie, that's a tip, "—Youngstown Telegram. quith. { that, ; the “more “ llrl WOMEN ARE PROMINENT N, NORTH DAKOTA ELECTION THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER "By Allman ARE T0 HONOR MEMORY OF BENJAMIN FRANKLIN 25—The York City Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution is pre- pm'xhg to homnor the memory: of Hen- jamin Franklin on Jan: 17. Franklin began his’ career as a publisher in s OH, LET T GO MR.OUFF! A IDON'T WANT To PUT SHE ISN'T HERE 1922 tushxéfié ‘hg | . the legs clothes “she MucH WHY IT WAS RIGHT Ice Box! N ALIVE € BITTEN —_— 'though will prevent their having the mutual solace of each other’s.proxi- mity in the state house among the |’ 111° mere law makers. Miss Daugh- erty is an Independent, and *Mrs. Craig a Nonpartisan. In Foster county, Mrs. Alice Cole was elected county treasufer and Mrs, Lilly Nelson, clerk of court. The same county, as did the majority of others, chose a woman county super- intendent of schools. Miss Minnie J. Neilson was reelected for the third term as state superintendent of pub- lic_instruction. /s The most urfique contests however, was that 'of a.,’g’man‘.ior sheriff in Bottingau coun! The feminie con- tests lost, Bottinedu voters prnba.bly being doubtful s to the chivalry of placing in the enforcement office a woman- in- a border. county where whiskey -runners shget to kill. " - Mahogany Adam Brown Mahogany or American Walnut 150 Equipped with Single Ultona all- record producer and-the new all: wood Oval.Tone Amplifier. Tone Modifier. Automatically -balanced lid. Brunswick -double-spring mo- tor. Twelve inch turntable. Auto- matic stop. Three albums for fil- ing records. Compartment for ac- cessories. Trimings nickel plated. This attractive console model has been - specially designed to meet the papular demand for an instrument of this: type which oc cupies but -a limiged . floor space. As seen in the illustration, it is splendidly prupurfioned, the com- partment for record albums at the end being most convement and practleal The: Famm Brunswick i Phono:uph Little needs to be said about the superiority of the _ansmck Phonogmgh nnd, exclusive method qurodnctxon ‘By means, of C'he Ultona All-Record Reproi r all records may be played their, best. New beauty i n the recorded music and therto lost™ are! restored. The Oval All-Wood: Tone, Ampli- fier; also to-be had in the Bruns- wick only, is made from moulded hollyweod. It unfolds tones that are trucr, nc“ler wnd sweeter: -mplm .hne cf Brunswick Fargo, Nov. 25-—Women flgnred prominently in North Dakota : elee-y tions. = Miss Nellie Minot and Mrs. Minnie D. Craig, ot, Esmond, won seate in the house .of the legislature and. will be | the first- women to sit in that august, body-in-Bismark. Divergent -politics [ lower | Daugherty of | Recyr 3 1 GE{)TBAKER&CO . The HALLMARK Store Phone 16~ Bémidji, Minn. New York, Nov. SOME PRESENT USERS Mrs. Adolph Klein Mrs. Joe Shavitch Miss Sonstrud Mrs. J. C, Deutsch Mrs. F. J. Rappatta Mrs. C. L. Pegelow Kelliher Hotel therefore the 200th nnniversnry of | press his career. newspaper orxamzatmns have Dbeen requested to lny wreaths on the Franklin statue While many newspapers have moved uptown from Park Row, that little street in downtown' New Yorklhlghest point, in two years. SATURDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER 28, 1922 Feb. 11, 1728 and 1928 is |bune and World-and.all of the big in Park Row, New |, Seneral is still the traditional home of the New York newspaper world. 1t still contains the old building of the Tri- assoclations stone’s throw of the street. 2 per cent over:last week. dex of the Babsonchart now stands at 3 per cent “below normal—the. are within a business has |mproved The in- SUBSCRIBE FOR THE PIONEER 4oL QU 5 MR oy Que "Marswells M/Tasl\er'g Demonstration Mr. Anderson from the MarsweHs’ fac- tory at Duluth will be at the Given Hard- ware Store on FRIDAY, December 1; December 2; MONDAY, December 4 And will give his entire time to explam- ing this Amerlcan Beauty of ¥ ELECTRIC WASHING MAClflNES leen Hardware Phore 57 OF INTEREST TO BEMlDJl BOYS AND GIRLS If you give us the name of any one who needs an electric Washing Machine to lj;hten liu'ir work and to whom we sell a machine during the demon- stration, we will give you a pair of $2.50 skates. SATURDAY, ,‘ “Sight of Both -.One Hand and ¢ “One Hand and Slght of One Eye. . One Foot and Sight of One Eye Either Hllld Either F ‘Sight of ‘Eflfie?‘iye 5 This pohcy further provides $250 m case of death due to " s being struck, knocked down or run over by a moving vehicle while standing or walkmg on any public highway. (_I_g;n Happen To You! 15 ,000 people in the United States were killed in Auto- mol:nle Acc:dents during lhe year 1921. 75¢ WILL PAY FOR A $1000 TRAVEL ACCIDENT POLICY If You are, a Reader df Bemldu Daily or Weekly Pioneer - LOOK FOR THE COUPON IN THIS ISSUE Cut it out, sign it and send it to the Pioneer Office. We will do the rest.