Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, August 12, 1922, Page 6

" carve a very tough fowl the. ladies 0 wore open neck gowns all last"winter have begun to break out the sunimer furs. If any- body was to ask our opinion, we would say that Barnum was right. —You Know Barnum— Wobblers ' - ‘A few folks in thurch really try to carry the:tune, but most of:them just let it wobble”along in ‘i*ts own way. T —Aint It -A Fact?— Had Mother's: Word ‘For It “When I was born, my mother says, I ‘could 'be put into a quart cup.” “Mm-mmm! And did you live?” “My mother says I did!?’—Farm Life: < ~Mother Ought to Know— Big Order Irate Customer—I bought a car of you several weeks ago, and you said that if anything went wrong’ yow'd supply the broken parts. Dealer—Yes? Irate Customer—I’d like to get a nose, a shoulder blade and a big toe: —Gargoyle -—What Did He Get?— An’ Apt Misquotation The - Minister ‘was attempting . to at the Christmas . dinner, As he was trying to separate one of the joints it slid out of the dish to :he other side of the table. He caimly picked it “up and ravely said: “What God hath joined together let no man put asunder.” —And No Man Did!— THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS o T4 GEST WG, ASOUT YHESE WERE RADIUA & CONOERYS % est.o\.tMM'm-mm m From the I'!ln- of BEMIDJT - DAILY PIONERR u-u Tea Yoars Ago Tomorzssw. . Grotte At Guthrie 0. B. Grotte, who sold out ' his variety store to F. H. Megroth some time ago, has bought the Anderson store at Guthrie. The Grotte family went to Guthrie last night. b . s ‘s 7 o Nymore Bert Hnmmond of this village and Ella Cummings of ‘Mankato were married last Monday at. Nye’s hotel by the justice of the (peace, Willis Nye. Last eyening they were chariva- ried by a ‘large number of young people “here, - L4 . Doctor Shannon and O, N. Shan- non left Bemidji: last ‘nightto- at~ tend the funeral of their 'mother, Mrs. Shannon spent two weeks visit- 'ing her sons hem in 1109‘. The Intersmte Degree team of ‘the Woodmen of““the 'World ~will, exemplify the degree at the Odd Fellows hall this cvening. All mem-| bers are requested to be ‘present. There will be members of this lodge from Leonard, Cass Lake, Bagley, Gonvick and Blackduck _in, attend: ance. 2 . e e Tv;m Smart - will fininsh the .grad- ing for the turn table for the Great Northern this week. A DAYARD VEILLER PRODUCTION ADDED ATTRACTION—Round Three of “THE LEATHER PUSHERS” Matinee 2:30—Nights 7:30 & 9:00—10c & 25¢ The Hupmobileen- joys the loyalty and enthusiasm .of its owners. It satisfies their every demand for brilliant, consist ent performance, around -economy. A. DANNENBERG BEMIDJI Phone 401—W " BY GUESS-WORK T0 END Amendment to Present Bill Would Keep Tariff Up -to Date, It Is Said By Lawrence Martin (United ‘Press Staft, Correspondent) Washington, ‘August 12.—Keeping the ‘tariff up to. date_is_the purpose of ah amendment to:the. pending. tar- ift: bill proposed by Senator Freling- huysen, N. J., and strongly support- ‘ed by, many. of his colleagues. Frelinghuysen's amendment would, he believes, obviate the necessity. for such long tariff debates as that which lways marks the passage of a “per- manent” tariff law, The permanen- cy of such'laws the record shows, is usually determined by the perma- nency- of .one party’s_control of.con- gTess. /. . "It is not 80 much the enactment of inghuysen would hnfl bill upon the ] congressional opinlon, -ided by interested uuthmmy of - importers, 'manufacturers and-produces ‘/Congress ‘deal ‘with too ‘many great ‘public questions ‘for ‘its members to become real apem on things. like. the tariif, except in the es.of a few men ‘who devote long lic careers. to that guestion ,” _said. Frelinghuysen. “My , by creating’a tariff com- mission; of expem saided by the best advisers in the ‘country, and empow- red not-only to investigate-the tar- iff from every angle,. but:to.compel | the preduction. of bona fide/facts and figures regarding costs Pprofits, would establish a scientfiic and ec: nomically correct basis Inr tariff |8 changes. "Fuxzhennnre, it would keep the tariff "abreast of changing ‘business conditions -here :and abrosd. Now- adays we pass a tariff' bill after tro- mendous lahor, :lasting months or even years, That bill may he, put out of date over-night by some world event like .a_ war. -Qur.tariff laws are rigid, ‘and:we have:tq go along under them until the -whole: thing is revised. “The commission my bill creates in phce of the present tariff -com-| mission would be equipped in every way to recommend ‘to congress, ac- companied by full proofs, of its ne- cessity, any tariff change that cond tions required, when they requi it. In that way ‘Americar business mep .and the great mass-of.consum-; ers .would find the tariff their serv- ant rather than their master.” stantly - investigating" and keeping “'Ihooth. The posters we:; abreast of business changes: It would g be required to. report to congress at || least once every six months, nnd would' be authorized to report at any time it ‘deemed a report necessary. Senator Capper, Kansas, and Poin< dexter, - W-uhmgton, -are/among those 'strongly in favor of Frelinghuysen’s plan. Capper declared it would mark the end .of ‘hit and miss’ tariff laws, and would--also . ‘tend to “take the tariff out of politics and put it upon an economic basis, where it belonga.” The present tariff commission ie composed of six members. Freling- huysen’s would have ten, and would be given an initial approp iation of 'fl »000,000 to finance its investiga- ions, PRIZE.WINNING POSTERS ON DISPLAY AT BARKER'S Miss Catherine Bagley ‘won first prize and ‘Miss Esther McGhee sec- ond prize in the advertising ponter contest conducted by the 3 Welfare Committee ty and wac Club to prize $1. Alliposters entered i X contest will be used in dow-ntb;in windows and jat the fair, where the committee is}in charge of a health judged by the committee consisting. of Mrs. Mts A. E, Feir, Mrs. n, Mrs. R, L. Given Mrs. R."E. Richardson. The prize wmning posters may be ‘seen on di: play in the ' windows Drug Store. N Captain F. H. Hayner of :the lo-|] cal national guard unit and John Haris made the trip to St Paul with Major Ray Miller in the fleet| of airplanes which landad here;short- .|1y_before noon yesterday. Hayner land Hartis are expected to Bemidji Mor’l’:{i t. ctmcnt of ‘any || MORE KIDDIES WANTED - JFOR ‘KIDDIES PARADE' CONTEST CLOSES MONDAY -(Continued" from page -1) ‘are wanted to take part-in this af- fair, Sixty kiddies have already been enterd and more are wanted. There is no limit to the number which can take part, the more the merrier. A rehearsal will be held Monday afternoon at 3:30 at the: fair grmmds and the additional’ childrei are requested to:be present. A gen- dral invitation is: extended to all kiddies under 10 years of age. Cos- tumes will not be'nceded for this re- hearsal, the kiddies will- merely be shown what ‘they are to -‘do ‘when this ‘feature ‘attraction . is staged. Parents’ are urged ‘to communicate with. Miss McCready at once so that at lsaet 100 children may take part. at Barker’s revenge—a passionate love affair—a wedding and _a mystery N —there you have\ the in. gredients of as thrilling a picture ‘as the handsome Tom Moore has ever :umd to return {3 iing as’ follows: — HfiNPECKED” BEW A w\es m OR: MALYALGUA THIS e T SATURDAY EVENING, AUGUST 13, 1922 (A W\FI CAN enm\uce vat HUSBAD SUES GOT A GENSE OR WUMOR.," ©AMS WEEK. . 'SAE'S GOY 80BN GCRUBBED b ‘QUEEN 0F THE PAGEANT' (Continued From Page 1) candidate be awarded some ‘sort of prize to reward them for ‘their work. Alkhough the advance ticket. sale has not been as large as anticipated indications are that it will be fairly successful since it ‘is believed that contestants have sold far more tick- ets than thosé for which they have already turned in: votes; ‘A check of: the ballots already cast at: noon today dx closed . tPe stand- Myrtle McCulloch.17,600 ElloraOQlson . 2 Mabel 'Croon Ragnhild Moe Florence -Schull Lucile ‘Selvog. Teresa Bower Miss Miss “Miss Miss Miss Miss +Miss A Century | [ The -credit of Germany's: GERMAN CRASH WOULI) CAUSE STOCK PANIC (Contmued from plge 1) greatest part -of: the benefit would be felt in America. T certainly hope that this will .be ;. e ‘outcome. “In the meantime”, concluded Mr; Babson, #we must-femember: - .one thing more,: there is a distinct dif- ference -between ‘Germany's ZovV- ernmental finances and'the:finances of ‘German :firms:-and corporations. govern- mens s almost ‘nil; because. of flle‘ ' about five 3 hgwever. S property, T Eoties, machmer MISSUS DUKE, 84 LAUGHING ‘AT IS JOVED." _|because these ‘things are! of:‘actual and permaneént -value. The reorga- nization of Germany’s finance would upset the German -gevernment's fi- nancial bureau. and might call for consxderable readj¢stment in_Ger- many’s_banking circles.” It need:have little effect on the real credlt of’ private firm: General ‘business is mainhmmz its recent.improvement in. spite of coal and rail strikes.. The index of the Babsonchart 'shows that business is but 9. per cent below normal, no change since 1ast ‘week.’ ; poa it oy CROOKSTON LUMBER .CO. ADDS NEW CAMP NEAR BLACKDUCK A new-camp ‘s being.erected -by ; the Crookston :Lumber Company 1l-log . this: the third in [BALD CLAVERING GUNTRR DIRECTED BY VICTOR SCHERTZINGER 'l'oln Moore again—the same Tom - kind of part. ‘He' happy-go-lucky Y trail of adventure romantic part of E charm the heart. mance and my; who sees him:: - Blackduck -