Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, July 19, 1922, Page 6

Y ! THE 'WEEK'S NEWS Thd week’s news as it looks to Buster Keaton, film comedian, is giv- en in the following release from the publicity department of Buster Kea- ton Comedies, Hollywood, Calif.: Sunday New Jersey police chief held on charge of insanity. Probably aroused TEN YEARS AGO TOMORROW AN IME “HEM DEQ\OE YO WeE A NEW AOTYO On W' QoS S 4NL ASE GONMCK " HOW ABQUY. THSw? ABIDE WITH ME '* + | PROGRESSIVES LEADING | | suspicion by making an arrest. Deputy city clerk of New York marries 124 persons in 150 minutes This ‘almost ties the divorce record of Reno. Monday Oregon husband beats his wife and then takes: poison. He knew that when she came to her senses it was all over with him anyway. New York poet becomes a raving maniac. Must have been reading some of his own stuff. Tuesday Barber shaves beard from man and recognizes him as long-lost brother. When some barbers get through shaving a man, nobody can recognize him. Famous Indian fighter, aged 92 marries Indian maid of eighteen. Now he'll know what Indian fight- ing really means. Wednesday ! New York officials claim that Sing Sing is overcrowded. Gee whiz! and the war fraud scandal trial has just started. Max Oser, Swiss riding master says he is not going to marry Miss McCormick for her money. Ah we understand—she is going to mar- ry Max for his money. Thursday California to hold wild west show with Fords taking the place of hors- es. They’ll have no trouble imitating bronchos. Chicago telephone statistician fi- gures out that 4,900,000 telephone calls are made daily and that four times that amount of hellos are wast- ed. No statistician will be able to ligure out the: cuss words wasted. Friday Germany buys one hundred hay A £ g fo |evening at their home on Irvine baling machines. Getting ready ship another cargo of marks to France Germany is sick of Ebert, it's first Republican president, and is look- ing for a Democrat. Good chance for Bryan. Saturday Peggy Joyce says she never was fascinated by a good looking or well dressed man. Peggy prefers the well healed. Southern planter arrested him right. them inside out. ’ . Watch Lost Ten Years Keeps Time. Rev. B, W. Bacon, a professor in Yalé Divinity school, was traveling in western Canada, in 1911, and while in the deep snow of the Selkirk moun- talns, lost his gold watch, presented to him by the members of a church which he served in Oswego, N. ¥, Last September the watch was found and the finder read the Inscription and sent it to the church which had presented it. Thence it was sent on to the own- er, who says the watch is now keep- Ing good time after its silence and exposure of over ten years, SUBSCRIBE FOR THE DAILY PIONEER for shipping green watermelons. Serves He should have turned Taken From the Files of THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER Issued Ten Years Ago Tomorrow. v Two.On W. L. Brooks _ Two jokes on W. L. Brooks are going the rcunds of Bemidji business men. Both are on his knowledge of farming and farm products. Eatly in the spring, while he and his wife were boarding at the Mark- hgm, Mr. Brooks picked up a menu on which was printed “Spinach.” -“Say,” he said to his wife, “what do they make 'spinach out of?” The second one was pulled off at Jester’s farm Thursday afternoon. ‘Mr, Brooks, F. S. Lycan, J. L. George and G. G.” Winter motored out to the farm to take a look at the crops. Mr. Jester showed them the fields and in the course of time came to & side hill on which he had squash {planted about twenty feet apart. “Those are the best variety of Hubbard squash,” said Mr. Jester. “I got the seed direct from Mass- achusetts, Every one of these hills is worth one dollar.” “Well, why don’t you plant them closer together?” asked Mr. Brooks. . s = Three File For Office Andrew Johnson and Matt Nolan have both filed for the| officé of sheriff of Beltrami county. Martin Galchutt has filed for judge of pro- bate. The filings have been made with J. L. George, county auditor, and their names will go on the pri- mary ballot in the fall. s 5 = Misses Mae, Lillian and Catherine MacGregor entertained a number of their friendp veky pleasantly Jast avenue, The affair which was a Christian ' Endeavor social, was in the nature of a paper party, the guests wearing paper dresses. Prizes were awarded to James Given for the most comical eostume, to Miss Ligzie Erickson for the best dressed lady and to Miss Dorothy Torrance for the most talkative young person there, Moonlight Bay, the popular song which crepted such a seénsation at the Chicago Republican convention, will be sung at the Majestic Theatre Sunday night. MRS. SEVERENS ENTERTAINS Mrs,, George Severens, 703 Park avenue, entertained a few friends Tpesday afternoon for her daughter, [the: Nebraska primaries were cam- | northwest -includfng\ four days in —— " NEBRASKA PRIMARIES %7 ' (By United Press) . Lincoln, Neb., July 19—Progres- sives ‘continued to overturn the old line Reépubficans as the retirns from piled today. R..B. Howell, republican can date.. for. the United States senal and, Progressive, established a heavy vote in early returns over Congress- man A. 'W. Jeffries. Jeffries made the race o the record of Harding’s administration, Returns from 732 precincts out of 1,913, gave Howell 17,623; Jefferies 13,988; and C. A. Davis, -third man-in the race 10,546. Senator Hitchcock has been renom- inated by the Democrats with an unusually heavy vote. Dan Butler, leading the race for the Democratic nomination for governor, was trailed closely by I. N. Norton and C. W Bryan, the later a brother of Will- iam J, Bryan. There was a close race for the Republican gubernator- ial -nomination "between Charles H. Randall and Adam McMullen. The vote in ‘567 precincts was, Randall 16,664 and Mullen 15,733. GOVERNOR OF MONTANA GREETS EDITORS TODAY Missoula, ‘Mont, July 19-—Gover- nor Joseph M. Dixon greeted ' pub- lishers “of ‘the nation today through the National, . Editorail association which began its three day convention here. . .., fa " The editors.on the tour, represent- atives of .the, press of the country, just completed a ten day tour of the Yellowstone National park. The con- ventiop ggssions here will be inter- spersed - with social events, staged by Missoulans in cooperation with the Montana Editorial association. Leading journalists of the country will address the publishers and men prominent in the affairs of the world will speak. 5 At the conclusion of the conven- tion the publishers will rettrn east by way of Glacier National Park where a three day stop will be made. Historic Nome Abandoned: Harpers, the famous . publishing house In Franklin square, 18 to aban- don the ground it has held for.nearly a century. Through its quaint wrought iron portals have passed the mogt famous writers of England and Amer- fca. The firm Is to occupy new quar- ters at Camden, N. J. If aver a spot in old New York could echo with the footsteps of countless vanished celeb- ritles as did the ancient street cor- Mrs. J. E. Warner, the ocassion be- ing her birth anniversary. The af- ternoon was spent in conversation and music, and a delicious lunch was served by the hostess. e New Air Sport. . Passengers in alrplanes are prepgr- ing for a new excitement. ¥mall sk, loons filled with hydrogen will be re- leased, and the passengers in :the the fdea being to see who'can sheot down the greatest aumber of ballpgns. “CANTON and 37x5 Mail Orders filled same day Next Door to City Hall New Tire Prices TIRES and ., Guaranteed to be first class in workmanship and materials— SATISFACTION. Matland's Vlcanizisg Shop If<your tires go bad on the road, phone 17-J and we will bring new tires and put them on at prices quoted above, - “BLACKSTONE"” TUBES TUBES $1.48 as received—or drive up to our Phone 17-J ||| planes Wil be provided with shotgqus. F} completed‘for the erection of a mon= | yment to commemorate the signature | of the .armistice in the forest of per in the “Tale of the Two Citles” with the phantonr feet of an wunseen mob, that spot would be the doarway of the old Harper publishing house. The official title of the firm was and Js “Harper & Bros” Some person asked one which was Harper. “Any one of us is Harper and the other two e the ‘hfothers,” was the' reply.— New York World. By John O’Brien (United Press Staft Correspondent) Paris, July 19—Plans have been “mind; BUT A PICTUR ~that lives forever The Pnotographer in Your | Town. K T " gmgminddhfi.“ wHen ¥ TMEY HEW ABROPLAMNE LINB GITS WORWIK! A FELLER. KH1 GAY ROBBRD W TH' MR .| fourth anniversary of the historic Compeigne, on Nov. 11 next, the event. It will mark the spot where the German. delegates admitted de- feat -and told Foch they had -come .S, IS ASKED TO GIVE POLAND SIX WARSHIPS TLOTS ' FOLKS WHO LAFF 88U ¢ 'TAVES SP00,000 RUELES YO BUN. APAR O BHOBS 1 BOOSWIA " CACKIES OLF MAN, GRABD, * ARE SAVN' LP C\GAR QOUPONS O GAY A GRAND PAMO * * to beg for peace. The preparatory is in charge of a committee of the League of Veterans, with Premiiér Poincare as-honary pres- At'present the spot where the armistice ‘'was signed is marked only by two inscriptions on pieces of wood nailed to trees, one indicating the plance ‘'where Foch’s train stopped, the other where the German plenipo- tentiaries steppgd from their train. ‘gosed to erect in the'cen- ila? to that under which France’s “Unknown Soldier” : the Arch de Triomphe, the idea of the @8mmittee being that the spot is memorable chiefly because there German imperialism was buried. 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Factory 4 CLEVELAND | SIGNING OF ARMISTICE Vimamite, the line, gives ol Northwestern 0Oil Complny ’ S | i i SIMRIE g‘m A PERFECT GASOLINE — EVERY 'pg@p (Continued From Page 1) .. “give Poland six ships for which we It would save Poland;| millions of dollars, for if we do not} give her ships, she will be forced to build a navy of her own. The gift moreover, will be cheaper for Amer-} ica than scrapping the “vessels. ' “Poland, hemmed in by strong na- tions, but with an outlet to the: sea, is without a navy to protect her na- tional safety,”” France continued. “It would be ‘an exceptionally gen- erous and grateful act for the United States to show her faith in Poland’s future by donating six. cruisers.” The -bill is in the hands of -the Senate naval affairs committee for price of this clean 'buming powerful gaso- ; d motors.a new lease on life. Keeps new motors young, t00. £ kel;lidji’s‘ l.:;ee Playground 4. 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