Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 20, 1922, Page 6

T i | mpep St D ~ e e o | S i AHY 3 lmdn't d'fine set of teeth? " LIMITED There's Some Reason A fanious British psycho-analyst has declared that the monkey is the only perfect husband. Then we are to suppose that is the reason why so many women try to make a monkey out of their husbands. —Ain't It a Fact?— Nothing to It ‘A grasshopper can jump 200 times its own length, according to figures compiled by an American statistician.. - A local caxpnyer says that’s nothing. He felt like jumping farther than that when he learned from the coun- ty treasurer the amount of his cur- rent taxes. —You Know the Rest— Live and Learn A number of the aspirants for county_offices are fast beginning to learn that truth is stranger than fic- tion. Now comes the truth. r—Let 'er Come!— Something to Do Tonight One ‘London ' bricklayer, entirely unaided, has built all the walls of a theater which will have a seating ca- pacity of 1,400. The task occupied “him exactly two years, in which time he laid 700,000 bricks. Problem: Figure out how long it would take an Irish confetti throw- er’to tear it down. —You Tell ’em!— Accumulative Accident Here lies the Dbody ‘of ‘Sanford De Mush, His death is to osad for descrip- tion. He was killed by a mob in a terrible rush, When he carelessly dropped his prescription. —Brooklyn Eagle. —Gone But Not Forgotten— WHY PEOPLE “BREAK DOWN” Burden as a General Thing Was Not Too Heavy, but the Load Was Put on Wrong Place. People are brenking down In health all the time. And as the business man, the housewife and the student fall by, the roadside the public dolefully ex- clalms: “The lond was too heavy!” As a matter of fact people break down, not because the load they are carrying is too great, for in nine cases out of ten ‘they could carry more than theéy are asked to, but because they don't know how to get the load on. Dr. Joel E. Goldthwait writes in the Designer. They put the pack on in the wrong place and then the human machine is used in such a way that a' great ‘deal of their energy is re- quired to overcome what would mechanically be called friction. When the natlon’s young men and women have been taught to use their bodles -correctly ‘and are standing up straight many of the:problems: facing the - country today will have been solved. There. will. be fewer Instances of brenk-down in the -mill and the office and the home. People will carry ‘thelr loads . easlly. The “development of their hodles will make it possible for them .to know the fullest joy that life can give, i The Hated Profiteer. “Everybody hates a profiteer,” sald Secretary Hoover at a Washington banquet, “and everybody knows whera the profiteer will go to'when he dies. “A millionaire profiteer was carrled off by indigestion, ‘and his.employees attended ‘the’ funeral in & ‘body. By the tering: of the will the:profiteer was buried'in a strange manner. He wore his newest frock coat, his largest dia- mond ring and his costliest platinum witch. - Furthermore 'his - best cane was'burfed with him, and in his mouth was his newest set of teeth, Lhe set with the gold plates. #4 understand all this buslncss. sald one of ‘the dead profiteer's em- ployees. ‘It's for show.. But I’ can't understand about the false teeth. What's the sense of it? """ ““The sense.of it snld another em- pldyee, ‘Is.easy to see. How Would the boss feel when he got to the weepin’ and wallin, and: gnashin® shop if he Facts About C: dl the study of the, weather bureau ~‘ordlnm'v cyclones: that . traverse ntry from west to’ east are not te than two or three miles in depth, iough thelr diameter is many huo- dreds of miles, .In other words, thelr motion does not affect the upper re- iglons of the atmosphere. In the case -ot: hurricanes he finds that the depth s greater, amounting to as much as five or six miles. But higher currents ‘blow directly ‘across the!'cyclonic and anti-cyclonic areas which produce ‘storms. and fair weather at the sur- e .of the earth. Some of this ln- vestigator's . conclusions- upset former {deas ‘concerning the circulation of the -tmo:phere.—hew York Herald, - | There is plenty of food there. ; (confinnad l-‘n-n Page 1) offered to ‘leave $200,000 worth of food to help continue ‘the work after its withdrawal. Legislation ‘making it possible to perpetuate the -child féeding passed -the -Austrian - Parli- ‘ment May 16. } “In - Czecho-Slovakia, from whlch the problem is entirely dif! erent from that “in other ‘countries, Czecho-Slo- vakia has made-a'splendid -recovery.. What, is meeded /is education among the parents and the opening. of clmxcs for children. ;= Part of the Red Cross “The. American Red Cross has done wonderful work in conjunction with the: A, R. A. during the last year in the opening of clinics.and in an advisory capacitiy to the Czecho-Slovakia officials. “What pleases us most in the ar- rangements for ‘the continuation. of our work is the' absolutely nen-po- litical basis on which they are being made. The responsibility is being shared equally by all sections of, the nations, the central governments co- operating with the local communi- ties. “Thus through the generosn.y of the American people in a great emer- gency, the A. R. A. has been able to make a permanent contribution to the welfare of the coming gener- ations of Central Europe.” KELLOGG IS LEADING ON SENATORIAL TICKET (Continued From Page 1) of Supreme Court: Grace Kaercher, Republican; Frank Habel and John ‘A. ‘Doran are close contestants for the Democratic nomimation. Thirty-one precincts out of eighty- five in Beltrami county, including. the city of Bemidji, give Kellogg 1,087, Lundeen 450, Titus 205, for United States Senator. For Governor: Preus, 1,246, Ells- worth 589. For Clerk of Supreme Court: Kaercher 1,001, Mueller 680. For Justice of Supreme Court: Chris- topherson 282, Vernon 456, Quinn 564. POLICE LIEUTENANT IS INJURED IN PISTOL FIGHT (By United Press) Minneapolis, June 20. -— Police Lieutenant Engstrom was wounded early today in a pistol battle with two bandit suspects. The lieutenant ordered the two men to stop and they opened fire and-escaped. Glen Warner, 8, son of Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Warner of St. Louis Park, and John McCarthy, 9, lost their lives in a cave-in while playing in a sand pit at St. Louis park yesterday. AMERICAN FLEET MAY BE NEEDED TO PROTECT RIVER (By United Press) ‘Washington, June 20, With fur- ther bombardments of Canton im- minent; American Minister Schurman at Peking has adyised Admiral Strauss, commander.of the American fleet in the Asiatic: :waters, that American lives and property may be in need of immediate protection, it was announced today. | SEVEN HARVEST HANDS ARE KILLED IN RAIL ACCIDENT (Continuad on Page 8.) Kansas City, Mo., June 20.—The call of the Kansas harvest took seyen lives today. The men, all harvest hands, were killed in a railroad acci- dent yesterday mear Wichita -and Newton. Eight were fatally injured. —_— ASSOCIATION TO HEAR TALK ON CITY CHARTER Members “of the ‘Civic and Com- merce association who attend the reg- ular meeting-tomorrow noon, follow~ ing the weekly luncheon, will be favored by a talk by C. L. Isted on the new proposed city charter which will be voted at a special election next month, Crookston,eatoin tshaoin etaoin etaoi Supt. iSanberg of Crool/ton, a member of the Bemidji State Teach- ers college faculty during the summer term, will also address the members and a very interesting program is assured. A large attendance is de- sired. Haughty Stare Cowed Leopard. A planter In Tanganylka Territory, South Afriéa, walking along a foot- path, fell into a big game pit in which a leopard ‘had been trapped. Neither the beast nor the man could get out again, so the planter was “up against it,” but remembering. what he had heard of the power of the human eye, he fixed the leopard ‘with a haughty. stare. “By this means and. by, making strange nolses, ‘I;kept the_antmal at it,” he sald. 2 Others who heard Ql the, afln}r. and. who ‘know the planter, very well, point |’ out that he Is.a lean and Slender man, not likely to attract a leopard unless the latter was indeed lmnxry to .a desperate point. —p—— THE PIONEER- WANT ADS BRING RESULTS ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR RENT—House furnished or un- furnished; also 2 furnished rooms, 110-8ixth St. d6-23 FOR RENT—Garage, 917 Mlsmsu Ave. Phone SEBJ ppl ‘the A. R. A. withdrew;, last snmmer, |, by until a-friend appeqred and' shot.) lS MA'I'URING RAPIDI.Y (connnned From "no n ing a success of any business venture in which he becomes interested. The fact that Mr. Hales was to be con- nected financially with the sales sub- sidiary created even ‘a greatEr sensa- tion than did’ Mr. Mason’s first state- ment. tional director, attended the regular : quarterly meeting “of the“board ‘at| * At that time]'dH | Chicago last week. the details of ‘the ‘sales plan weré: placed before the- directors for re< view, -If the directors find the plan, as worked ‘out by the officers, satis- factory, a formal announcement will bé’ made soon. Thus. far, Grain Grower officials have refused to af- firm or deny recent reports, taking the position that they should remain silent until the directors had approv- ed of the plan and the contracts ac- tually had been signed. “When that time. comes,” said C. H. 'Gustafson, president, “our mem- bers will be told exactly what is go- ing to be done, when, where and how.” Organization in Minnesota contin- ues to make headwny According to S. E. Elliott, in charge of the state headquarters at 504 Commerce build- ing;-'St. -Paul, -galicitation :in . Fari- bault:county is practically complete. Records show that 669 farmers there —=one in every three—have signed the contract. Mr. Elliott. expects to expand: activities of the St.:Paul of- fice: as-s00n -as the sales agency plan is announced. FEDERATION OF WOMEN'S CLUBS OPENS CONVENTION (Cnnflnuen From Puo 1. responding secretary; ‘Mrs. Florence Floore of Texas,treasurer. Being an “off year” in eloctions it is not thoughl that other names will be: written in on the tickst. ~A dir- ector from each state to serve on the national board will also be elected. Two important reports will be those from newly created national committees, that of International Re- lations, of which Mrs. Horace Mann Towner, of Washington City is chair- man, and of Indian. Welfare by Mrs. H. A. Atwood of California, chair- man. International Evening will be a new feature of the Biennial. Count llya Tolstoy will represent Russia. An international conference during which the General Federation hopes to work out a plan whereby women as a working power in , the eight great nations may correct friendship through federation which will have for its aim the maintenance of per- manent peace and the welfare of women nd children ‘in every land. It is believed that if Mrs. Winter is re-elected, and there seems little doubt of this, that she will re-appoint to office the chairmen of the six great national departments of work, as fol- lows: American. Citizenship, Mrs. Percy V. Pennybacker, Austin, Texas; Applied Education, Mrs.. John .. D. Sherman, Chicago; Fine Arts, Mrs. Rose S Berry, Berkeley, Calif; Public Welfare, Mrs, Elmer Blair, New York; Legislation, Mrs. iEdward Franklin White, Indianapolis; Publicity, Mrs. Lessie Stringfellow Read of Fayette- ville, Ark. International Relations One of the chief features of the convention will .be the program on international relations, which will be presented under the chairmanship of Mrs. Horace Mann Tower, on June 23. Theodore Burton, member of the committee or foreign affairs, U. S. House of Representatives will open the program. His subject will be “The Growing Importance of Amer- ica’s Foreign Relations”. Dr. L. S. Rowe, director the Gen- eral Pan-American Union will speak on “Pan American Relations.” The program will follow a morning conference on “Influence of Women on Internatioal Relations,” participa- ted in by representatives from eight Jamie C. Deveyra, wife of the U. 'S, Commissioner. from the Philippine Is- lands; Miss Nellie Scanlan of New Zealand; Mrs. P. C. Chang of China; Mrs. Gudrun Lochen Drewson of Norway, Madame Couitch, wife of the minister representing the Serbs, Croates and Slovenes; Madame Va- dela, representing] jPan-American women—England, France Italy and Russia will also have representatives present. One of the features of the session will _be ithe | Press. Conference, on Fnday, June 23, when addresses will hq delivered ‘by ‘leading: press assoc- iation and newspaper representatives. Speeches and. discussion during the ten days will ‘touch stich subjects as international relations, conservation ;of natural resources ,art, music, hxgh- ways, cmzenship, home economics, education, literature, forestry; dis- armament, soldier rehabikation, pub- lic welfare, prison labor, social hy- giene, child welfare, waterways, bird protection, civil service and work- men’s compensation. Interested in Babies These club women are interested in babies—good babies, One entire afternoon, June 29, will be devoted to plans by which \undernourished children may be made plump and well and to other features,of home demonstration work. “Milk for Children,” “Milk" for the Family” 6-26 |and “Food for the Family will be Henry. Lau of Tracy, Minn., na- THE nm:vflfimnfi subjects of discussion by experts and of exhibits placed by the Dairy ‘Di- vision, U. S, bandry. Jessie M. Hoover, milk \ltihntion specialist, U. S. Bureau, will outline the proposed 'educational- campaign. Miss Agnes Ellen Harris, N. S. De- partment - of Agriculture: and. state federation hgme demonstration di- rectors from §Bistates will be.present Bureau ‘Animal Hus- | to take part in\ khe roungd table. Martha van Renselacr of the New York State College of Agriculture and other experts will speak. Milton Danziger of the U. 8. Re- lations ‘Service, Washington, will di: cuss boys work, older children will be represented.. ‘What provisions are being made in your state to carry out the Shappard- Towner act he benefit of moth- ers and children? What .is your state program for Child Health and Welfare with which-club women can co-operate? Are there programs in your state for health and welfare in rural children? Are women ap- pointed on ‘state and: local boards dealing with children? ' These are a few of the many. ques- tibns to be asked state child welfare chairmen at the Child Welfare con- B New Co ference to be held Mo June 26. Mrs. Elmer Blair of. York, national chairman of Public Welfnre, and. Mrs,, Ida. Couch Wood of Chicago, chairman of Child Wel- fare .presiding. The women of the General Fed- eration have invited many pron_ninent men in all. business -and. professional lines to discuss the problems mutual- ly interesting. to’ men and women. lumbia Records Bygones. Poor Little Me. Fox-Trot. 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