Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 12, 1922, Page 6

Impossible It has been computed that the av- erage man speaks in the course of a year about 11,000,000 words. An es- timate of the number of words spok- en by the average woman in a year has been started, but it is likely to be a number of years before all the words have been counted. —Ain’t We Got Fun?— 'Tis a Mas Weeld A Newark - (N. J.) ‘woman has found a new reason for getting a divorce. She got it, too, which should make all the devotees of the royal game more careful. ‘Her testi- mony was to the, effect that hubby played so much golf, so often, that he hadn’t time to be a husband and provider. It’s an old saying of the golfers: “If business interferes with golf, give up business.” This. partic- ular golfer found his wife interfered with the game, so_she got rid of him. But this was nothing to the sad case of a Des Moines lady who had a “husband” who proved to be a wom- an, yet one so overbearing and strong that she held her “wife” in terror for a year and a half before the poor deluded lady caused her “husband” to be arrested. The wife should have gone to Vas- sar. Statistics from the great wom- en’s college show that Vassarites, during the, last ten years, are an inch and a half taller, .twp inches larger around, and with bigger h;mds and feet, all due to physical culture. —Ain’t It a Fact?— A Domestic Reason “] had a man from the garage teach me to drive the car,” said Mrs. Grouch, “Why didn’t you let your husband teach you?” asked a friend. “Because,” replied Mrs. Grouch, “while he probably felt like doing it, the man at the garage didn’t dare yell and swear at me the way John would have done every time I did something wrong.” —You Tell 'Em!— Must Be a Good Worker Farmer:, “Would you, like to buy a nice jug of apple cider?” Tourist: “Well, er, is it ambitious and willing to work?” —New York Eve. World. —Sold!— THIS TIME LAST YEAR France beat the United States in the army games at Coblenz 84 to 75. The Cubs used twenty players against the Braves and got 22 hits. Marquard, Reds, stopped Jimmy Johnston, Brooklyn, after he had hit in -twenty consecutive games. The Yanks scored seven runs in the seventh inning off Sutherland, Detroit, with nine hits for fifteen bages. Carpentier went twelve rounds with four sparring® partners at his Manhasset training camp. FEDERATION OF LABOR SCOBBUSCONGRBS it (Conhnued From Page 1) concerted action whenever “the oc- casion demanded.” Approval of the armament confer- ence, but urging, the calling of an mternntlonal ECOYIOHIIC conference A prediction that in mne‘ oy ‘chal of daily newspapers for the labor movement must come.” Establlshment of * voluntary em- ployment commmees by the various crafts. The Present Congress The council seemed to be partic- ularly bitter against the present cony gress, and emphatically announced its intentions to fight against re- election of many of the present mem- bers. by : The deplorable, economic condi- tions which the people of our coun: try have suffered in the past two years and.from which they are still suffering have awakened them to the necessity of removmg from quer those responslble for such’ condmons “Says the report,” ‘This has béen most effectually and emphatmnlly shown by the activities of the 40,000 local unions in preparing for the pri- maries and elections that will take place this year.”” Congress has failed to meet the responsibility placed upon it by a|’ great war. It has proved its inef- huency in ‘a great crisis. It has proved that only thosé,who 'are well- to-do or control great intefests can induce congress ° to’ listen. 'Those who favor subsidies for ‘railroads and ship owners; * those wh heheve in paying back to the food the fines nssessed aga those who believe in relieving the, business of the well-to-do from tax- ation by substituting the salés tax, and those who believe in con{pulsory labor find ready, listeners to their demands for 'legislation. “When a sufficient number of mem- bers of the senate, bnn&ed together in an effort to obtain at least some relief for tHe farmers the' privileg- ed few immediately began to de- nounce them. Nothing “can be ex- pected from the present congress except legislation giving fortunes to those already possessing them and adding to the bardens.of the people by higher and higher taxation. “These facts are slowly penetrating | the minds of the people. They are beginning to reuhie that the change they thought they wanted and for which they voted has been an injury instead of a benefit. Therefore it is expected that many changes will be made in the personnel of the senate and the house, and unless there is a change in such personnel the people can - prepare themselves THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER N ar SIX HUNDRED SAVED BY Constantmopl ( Speclal spondence " to “United * Préss Anna L. Daniels, one of the first young women from America to vol- East, will return to America shortly, after having personally saved six hundred children in three years. Since early in 1919, she has been at Trebizond, the ancient camel- caravan treminus on the Black sea, aiding jn collecting orphan “children | from war-destroyed. villages and stragglers found on the camel ‘high- ways ‘after prolonged wandering. “The work is not finished, but I am returning for a rest,” Miss Daniels told.a correspondent who vxsxted Tre- bizond recently. “The work must g0 on, if America will give for it. To my mind, the care and education of the war orphan is the most important of the things American xelief serv- ice is doing.” Miss Daniels is the daughter of the: late Charles.H Damels, of Framing- ham, Mass, whn was the h retary’ of the American B ard of | Foreign Mlssmns Her muther, who Yesides now at Tolland, Conn., is president of the Women’s Board ‘of Foreign Missions. ONE-DAY COURSES IN POULTRY ‘CULLING - BEGIN (By United Press) St. Paul, June 12—One-day cours- es in poult¥y*culling under the di- rection of N, E. Chapman, of the university agricultural division, be- »| gan in Rochester today. The courses will be held in other towns of the state as follows: Man- kato, June 13; Faimount, June 14; Pipesfone, June 16; Willmar, June 19 Thief River Falls, June 20; Glen« wood June 22; Moorhead. June 23; Brainerd, June 263 Virginia, June, 217; North Branch, June 29 and Farm- n’nzton, June 80. AGE 92, 1S/CURLY WOLF AT Despite his four years, wmmm .T Fisher of Adiron- Lunteer for relief work in the Near}. in honot of’ hls n day, he_ took nnd { square A dances ‘that were a riot ack in the days bafore the Civil' war' 'when he, used to be “out ‘With the ‘boys.” The fact that he has nearly reach- | ed the cenmry mark has not slowed ly refuses t_o tal for .any of . the present day t:ango lizards. . | SPEC}ALISTS EXAMININ Y| A great opportunity is now be- fore American business—the op- Jportunity: of making a big and permanent asset out of the very difficulties of the present situa- tion.” The :conviction that: ‘this an be done is extremely ‘heart- ‘ening. It is enough to put'a new B e AR HE STUCK WS HEAD m-me OER thrill of life and activity into ev- Chlef among the means of creat- ing Demand i§ now seen ‘to ‘bs ;" Advertising. ~ Wherever you find * a- big demand for any produet you find, invariably, thatthe de- mand for that product has-been ‘stimulated by hun‘lian effort, and innmRn .one who will ‘ery form of mdustrm f g at the present dy for still greater and grenter suffer- ADDITloNAL wm ADS ing and injustice.” FOR SALE—Singér sewing machine, first-class condition, will sell ¢heap, LOCA[S A(;A]N ])E]-‘M’[ Moving out of town. Must have i 5 ¢ash. 231 :Mississippi Ave. 43% &l : i teat thek “."‘ MIIE!&SSWH (Conunmd,nmm Page 1) s ‘mm : horse races, but nearly all stfiyed un- vmdah ‘that is unaffected by - til the final inning of the ball game. elements—one that does t Cass Lake, A From one pomt of view, the pres- ‘ent sityation is by far the most de- ‘sirable, the soundest; the-sanest, and ‘the most! hopeful this“coln- {ry has ever seén. ‘Why? Becatise it ‘brings into bold relief, through .sheer necessity, the latent power ‘to create conditions as we would llke to have them. 3 W. C. ANDERSON Beltrami Coun;y Representative ' or McWade Self-Sealing Auto Tubes 716 14th St, Phone 392-W “ctdck,’ or i mfll ranite'is just” mch 1 nvu%uh. lthfwnt:m weather-proof an b1l b et e as a finhh for [ casements and | = H. Drumbeater, 3b... 1. 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