Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 13, 1922, Page 6

—r THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER ie 8 v £18ucKk. JONESES PICKSHUR 1S 1N PHOTOGRAPHER [N verumads suow ease BY N Dowy W OAGT KD BUCK ABOLY T ER HELL UP'N QUST YA ONE ON W SWOOT ' BILL JAMES AGO, HE-FLAPPER IS LATEST By William M. Sweets (United” Press Staft Correspondent) London, May 13.—London has dis- covered the he-flapper. A trousered but no o6therwise over-masculine pro- totype of the American flapper has sprung up in large numbers. Cartoons and_conversations dwell upon the latest link. Male vamps of tender years are making miserable the lives of film producers. Each thinks his plastered CMAYEDBU THIERRY AND W ARGONKE FOUR GEL WIS CONSTENCE\S GNAWIN AT WO 3 MILLIONAIRES ABOLY TTH! 3onus-~ . ; B DR d| © Wastern Newspaper JWHO WUX QUITE JILHY AX S\NCS READING YH' MOPNS OF ' WAR y/ BOTTLED SUNSHINE IS SENSATION IN LONDON| LATEST ‘CURE INFRANCE By Wilfrid Fleisher (United Press Staft Correspondent) e MERRS Paris, May 13.—Parisians today were undecided as to whether they AW HE WONDERS P (¥ WOLLD will swallow the latest remedy, offer- ed them as “bottled sunshine in liquid form,” said to cure everything from canger to paralysis. The inventor of the process of bot- tling sunshine, charged with fraud, is their verdict on the so-called discov ery. . M. German, the chemist discover- out.on bail, until scientists announce CHEER THEM UP \¢ WE (BILL) WOLLD RETURN TH' $30 PER MONTH FeR <~ WHICH HE'RAIDED TH' TREASLRN AN “HOLD WIS PATRIOTISM” WHILE FIGHTIN' | THE . locks destined to glisten on the cel- Twentieth luloig screen. tAntt:‘ ax;le:l’t S‘the?e youths persisten ough? imply Century won't take “no” for an answer. [ LIMITED| These he-shifters are not to be con- fused with the Nut. The Nut is an | i ! O R 3 o Something Like Gum Drops A local drug store in advertising candies for Mother’s Day has prom- inently displayed in its windows a sign something like this; *“Whit- man's candies for Mother’'s Day.” Directly in front of this sign is a pail of moth balls. ‘—What Would Mother Say?— Had A Poor Start A law student who lost his side of the case in a mock trial at the University of Minnesota last Novem- ber, threw down his _books and de- clared himself a failure. Soon he was missing, and_just this week his body was found floating in the Mis- sissippi river, Evidently he was of the opinion that life was a mockery. —Aint It A Fact?— Work Killed Him A London man waited over a year for a job and within five minutes after he had found work he was killed, A fellow who believes in safety first wants to know how much difference five minutes makes af- ter a man has waited a_year. In this case it meant quitc a difference. He should have waited for a job about six minutes ove a year. —Can You Beat It?— Statistics Are Wonderful It has been estimated that it would take forty men 12 months to break up a modern warship. But in these days when they are making and breaking warships so fast, what constitutes a modern warship? fl‘o hear the big navy advocates’ opin- jon of it, there aint no such animal. By the time it is built, it isn’t modern any more, —Ready For A Scrap— Discovered! Some 10,000,000 cels are sold in the London market every year. Perhaps this accounts for the fact that Lloyd George is able to wiggle out of so many dangerous situations in Europe. —Perhaps— THIS TIME LAST YEAR Ruth tripled and drove in the runs that beat the Tigers 6 to 4. Sale of the $60 seats for the Dempsey-Carpentier fight opcx‘\ed. After winning fourteen straight on the home ,grounds, Brooklyn lost to the Reds. American league batting leaders— Heilman, Detroit, .519; Burns, Cleve- land, .457; Evans, Cleveland, .417; Ruth, New York, .416; Speaker, Cleveland, .413. National league leaders—Hornsby, St. Louise, .459; Hargrave, Cincin- nati, .405; Snyder, New York, .386; Johnson, Brooklyn, .371; Kelly, New York, .365. Yale track team beat Harvard 62 1-3 to 54 2-3. old established British tradition, like Nelson’s telescope or tossing the pan- cake at Westminster College. He is the young man who sets the fashion and follows it assiduously. He is the one excuse for the suuperstition that Englishmen are well dressed. The he-flapper is of a different cat- egory. He is stage-struck and makes lounge lizards seem hard working business men by comparison. The he-flapper runs to: sandals; long, sometimes jewelled, cigarette holders; sport shirts with string ties; purple velour hats; absinthe and ver- mouth at Regent street cafes; wide colored scarfs about the waist instead of “braces” or a belt. The pest is most prevalent in Lon- don’s West End, but out in the sub- urbs the police unearthed a sort of training school for he-flappers. Head- quarters of a band of boys, sworn to secrecy, and pledged to perform one “exotic” decg a day was raided, and some sound spankings admin- istered. — (By United Press) London, May 13.—A girl of nine- teen, Miss Ivy Hawkes, has an- nounced that she will attempt to swim the English Channel later in the year, probably in August or Sep- tember. Her record for long distance swim- ming is a remarkable one, and it is believed that her chance for success is better than that of any of the other women who have tried to accomplish what only two men have been able to accomplish. When she was only fifteen years of age, Miss Hawkes was the winner in the Thames long distance competi- tion, swimming from Surbiton to Kew Bridge, a distance of 8 miles, 3 fur- longs, in 5 hours, 38 minutes, 13 1-5 seconds. The following year she won the competition again from eighteen competitors, swimming 11 1-4 miles in G hours, 25 minutes, Last year she beat all her previous records when she attempted, although unsuccessfully, to beat the ladies’ world’s long distance record estab- lished by Miss Eileen Lee in 1916. In this attempt she swam 25 miles in 12% hours. TRACK AND FIELD MEET FOR SOUTHERN HIGH SCHOOLS (By United Press) Mankato, May 13. — Southern Minnesota schools were to compete here today in an annual program of track and field athletic events. The field day was scheduled under the auspices of the Mankato Teach- ers college at the fair grounds. The Civic and Commerce association do- nated a large loving cup as prize to er, recently invited officials to his lab- oratory where he showed them two barrels filled with iron filings and connected by copper wires to a light- ning conductor. He claims to have learned the basis of his process from natives -in the Cameroons. stroy submarines, preserve melons, cure cancer, burns, tuberculosis and The liquid can be suc- cessfully used in extracting gold from paralysis. clay.” NORTH CAROLINA ROAD IS (By United Press) this place Confederate victory in the Civil war. A bronze marker has been erected on the spot where southern troops defeated a Union division in the c’}‘(;ls- e ing months of the struggle. Forces engaged were regiments from New England, North Carolina, Geor- It was fought on the banks of Southwest creek. The federal defeat was only Shortly afterward the blue forces occupied last Confeder- gia and a few other states. temporary. ate vantage points in this section. ENTIRE NATION OBSERVES MOTHERS’ DAY SUNDAY (By United Press) St. Paul, May 13.—Mother’s Day observed throughout the will be country tomorrow. By ,proclamation in honor of all mothers. American Legion officials asked the “buddies” pled buddies who are without moth- ers. SELF-CURE CAMPAIGN BOASTS ONE CONVERT (By United Press) London, M. Emile Coue’s self-cure campaign, with its daily formula of “Every day and in every way I grow better and better,” has had an ex- pected vogue. It reached the police courts today when a prisoner, ar- raigned on a charge of being drunk and disorderly, half closed his eyes and in a monotone chanted: “Every day and in every way I get more and more fed up with every- thing.” ANNUAL LIVESTOCK SHOW AT AGRICULTURAL SCHOOL (By United Press) St. Paul, May 13—The seventh annual livestock show of the stu- dents of the University of Minnesota Agricultural school was in progress here today. Co-eds were exhibiting at the “My solar esseyxce," Germain ex- plained, “can revive dead trees, de- MEMORIAL TO CIVIL WAR Kinston, N. C., May 13.—A new asphalt road has been completed from past Southwest battle- ground, scene of the last important and otherwise, state and city authorities have des- ignated the day as one to be observed have to remember Gold Star mothers particularly, and vica versa, to cheer disbaled and crip- e LAFE PETERS SEL “H' REPORY YHAT HE GOY SHAVED 1N A LADM BARBER SHOP OM WIS LASY VISIY Yo "' &M 1S A BASE (f CANARD DES\GNED YO RUIN WIN W WS RACE FER JUSTICE OF W' PEACE ¢ IF YOU WANT TO RENT. BUY. SELL OR TRADE. ADVERTISE IN PIONEER WANT COLUM? e T The widening of the foot and abnormal pressure on the ball of the foot that are_accompanicd by cal- louses andtender solcs. A serious condition cauged ing, down of the spains the ball of y breal arch thal the foot. Pains, Cramps, a falling of the foot.. llouses: These indicate arch that spans the ball of Coming to Our Store TUESDAY, MAY 16 —One Day Only— . Columbia crew won the Childs cup.}the champions. 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PARIS PROVES COSTLY FOR FOREIGN STUDENTS /By .John O’Brien (United Press Staff Correspondent) Paris, May 13.—Students in the Latin Quarters have been so hard hit by the continual rise in the.cost of li{'ing that hundreds of young for- eigners coming from countries whose exchange is low compared with the franc have been forced to go to Ber- lin to continue their studies. ,Only Americans, English, Span- iards and natives of some of the Scandinavian countries can afford to live in the shadow of the Sorbonne. For the rest—and they are a large majority Rumanians, Greeks, Italians, all manner of Orientals—it is “nach Berlin” or “back home.” There are actually in the various schools which comprise the educa- tional world of the ‘“Quarter” 17,264 =!French and 3,664 foreign students Siregularly inscribed. These are about =|the same figurse as in the year pre- Z|ceding the war for the foreign stu- dents and an increase of nearly 3,000 ffir the French. 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