Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 12, 1922, Page 6

e g am—_ PAGR SIX BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER. PUBLISHED DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY BY THE BEMIDJI PIONEER PUBLISHING COMPANY G, B CARSON, President E. H. DENU, Seoy-Mgr, J. D, WINTER, News Editor t—: TELEPHONE 922.923 1—t hul'd at the Postoffi t Be N PR e Y o MEMBER, NATIONAL EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION Advertising -Representasives Foreiga 8. C. Thels Co. Chicago, LIk, and New York, N. Y. No .attention pald to jnymous contributiens. Writer's name must be known o m aamr‘.fl bbut net %3“'"";‘.{ for © b"b":é'umi o nfll cations for the ‘eekly Ploneer must remcl Ll u not ur tham n‘;‘t'dn‘-,uo,' each week to"insure publication in the eur- By Mal ONn0 YOAT o consonress§5.00 Bix Month® eceecceces 550 Three Months «..ceeo 136 THE WEEKLY PIONEER—Twelve I““- published A"rrn'nmrsdny -nd sent poatage paid to any address advance, $2.0( Unless credit l.l iven this paper, only Unitea :::: dll.l ql:l\hlltd f:'r&“iz‘ lni::o—pnbucfivn of all patiches credi eredi and also the local news published he: i AWERTISYNG IN SIAM Even in far-off-Siam we find advertising, though to the modern American advertiser this extract from a Siamese newspaper, The Pioneer, as quoted by the Akron Enmmr €Co, in their monthly Serv- jce Mark, is rather amusing; it says: “The news of English, we tell the }ateat Writ in perfectly style and most earliest. Do a murder get commit we hear and tell of it. Do a mighty chief die, we publish it, and in borders of somber. Staff has each one been college, and wrote like the Kipling and the Dickens. We circulate every town and extortionate not for advertisements. Buy it.” Amusing probably to us, yet the language is such that the readers may perfectly understand it. And ‘we, too, should invariably see to it that our ad- vertising is written that our readers may perfectly understand the message. §———F JUDGE JOSEPH E. HARRIS The funeral of Judge Harris was held today. His death takes from our midst a faithful friend of the people. He was an active civic leader, kind- hearted and helpful to those in trouble and a de- pendable friend to those in need. In the performance of his duties as judge of pro- bate, he was at all times conscientious and consid- erate -and conducted its affairs with promptness and dispatch. He enjoyed an unusually wide ac- quaintance throughout this county and Northern Minnesota. ' —p Frank Drumbeater also appears to be somewhat of a ball beater. B m— i THE DOCTOR’'S. LAMENT ‘With the year:.less-than half gone, the number of "t fataland’ otherwise serious automobile accidents " *in'Mimnesota is more than the combined number, for the 12 months of 1921. It seems as if people had suddenly lost all sense of responsibility and to make the tragic picture complete, the wires are hot with mishaps in ‘the air, on the water and over the rails. This sort of thing''just naturally got.one doc- ' 'tor's’ “goat,” so he sat down.and wrote this to the « Journal of the American Medical association: i 1. Last night, when:others were at rest, I rode about and did my best To save some patients, called by fate, , From trav’ling .through the Golden Gate. This morning when the news I spied ", I thought they might as well have died: ' “Two Hundred Injured in a Wreck,” “Man Falls, Sustains a Broken Neck,” “Two Drown While Rocking a Canoe,” “Grade Crossing Murders Twenty-two,” “Five Killed by Falling Aeroplane,” “Three Shot by Moron, Now Insane,” “Gas Blast Takes Lives of Twenty-three,” “Two Die 'Neath Falling Apple Tree,” “Six Lynched in Riot in the South,” “A Thousand Die in Desert Drou.ght”—-— it All night I toiled to save one life And millions die in useless-strife; What can it help to make one well When thousands harken to death’s knell? What boots my little recompense? Why can’t the world have cammon sense? / It must be admitted that the doctor wrote quibé a prescription, but for the good of all of us it ought not to be a bitter pill to take, — PERSONAL LIBERTIES Referring to the lecture by Col. Andrews at the Armory Thursday evening, one might infer that the people today, under the present prohibition law, enjoy greater “personal liberties” than they did under the open saloon regime. Judging from the attendance, the people are not greatly concerned about anulling the Eighteenth amendment. § § Doctors tell us that eating liver and onions is good for stomach trouble, but who, with stomach trouble is going to eat liver and onions? It is about this time of the year that the average small boy is willing to give his right leg for the § Dry agents dropped in on New Ulm. the other day and before they got through they wished they had worn bathing suits. privilege of going fishing. They are getting ready to start the mail service around Lake Bemidji. You can ”letter” go any tiine now, A. P. # —s It's just possible that friend Ericson is a little bit too fat to run very fast for the senate. Our Many Bargains Will Save You. Money. 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ALL DOGS NOT COLOR BLIND Belief That Has, Long, Been Held Is Now Declared to Be Entirely Wrong Impression. An eminent authority once asserted; that all dogs were. color blind. He quoted, in support- of his. statement, the case of two pug dogs who were unable to distinguish the difference in color of the plates: from which they were fed. The color sense mny be entirely lacking in pug dogs, which are not re- nowned for their sagacity; but to as- sume; that every other dog is color biind, is a deduction far from the truth, Not only can dogs be-trained to rec- ognize color, but they possess the nat- ural color sense in a very high degree. They can differentiate between varl- ous subtle shades and tones; and thelr 1ikes and-dislikes are strongly devel- oped. A fox terrier has been known to fol- low at a distance a pettecl stranger, solely because she was wearing a dress similar in color to that worn by his mistress. Only upon approaching the woman did be. find his mistake. Advised "Flylnq Ships” for Mails. More than 160 yesrs 280 when_the United States mails were being trans- ported by. carrlers on Dborseback, the editor of the Freeman's Journal, now the Norristown (Pa.) Herald, sug- gested the use of “fiying ships.” In the {ssue of the Freenran’s Jour- nal of March 1, 1822, the editor wrote: general to avail himself of the novel and the.very ingenious flylng machine, invented by James Bétinett of Phila- delphia, by which Wwe conceive, the mails would be transported with more celerity and thelr arrival at the places of destination be much more certain than is the case at'present.” Postoflice récords’show that in, 1833 a “wonderfy} feat” was. performed, in carrying the miail'aild Bews dispatches, by relays of horses:every. five. miles, between thln‘tow'nd New York, in I certnlnly hate dixt. Johnoy—I do, too, ma. Mother—Fd never belleve it Why?| Johny—'Cause it makes you Wasth me, BE /T - NP Bad Luck and the Devil Pursued Him “I don’t think any one has had more bad luck and sickness than I have. In 1905 I had two ribs, an arm and collar bone broken in a Tail- road accident. Then I had pneu- monia. After recovering ¥ crossed a pasture when a bull chased me, toss- ed me over the fence and, broke my right leg. 'In 1910 I had typhoid fever; since then severe stomach and liver f.rouble, which. no medicine o! doctor touched until two years af I got a bottle of Mayr's Wonde which proved the first ray of ligh ’in thirteen years.” It is a simple, harmless preparation that removes the ‘catarrhal mucus from the intestinal tract and allays. the inflammation which causes pr: tically all stomach, liver and intesti- nal ailments, including appendicitis. One dose will convince or money re- funded. ~ At All, Druggists.—Adv. CLARIFIED MILK HAS NOTHING ADDED . OR TAKEN AWAY ane it delivered to your door every t MILK and CREAM from healthy cows— handled in a sanitary way. PHONE 16-F4 « ALAFLFA DAIRY SCHROEDER WG PKI‘DAY EVENING, MAY 12, 1922 You all know.thaf I sold out slick and clean at the Fire Sale—and have now a complete new stock arriving daily. "And being one of the 500 chain stores of the United National Clothiers, and also conducting. my business on a very small overhead expense, gives me the power to sell you - Men’s Clothing, Furmshmgs - and Shoes : —for a great deal less than elsewhere. Come and Conyince Yourself! $17.00 $18.00 | $19 75 $22.50 You Will Be Convinced That CLOTHING—FURNISHING—SHOES Can Be Bought Here at a Big Saving! Hub Clothmg Co. EETN F e “That Boy of Mine” “That boy of mine.”: ‘The phrase, as used by fathers, has as many intonations as the boy has exhibitions of energy. But whether it be said sappily, sadly, nngnly, helplessly, or any, othier way, there is an underlying note of pride which Dad just can’{ | keep.out of his voice. And, usually, his ches? sticks out = Tittle. * i Yes, Father is proud of that boy of his.. And Mother? Well,. . Dad may try to camouflage a bit, but Mother doesn’t car¢ who knows; .. |8 2 thal;ldlzer boy is the most wonderful individual in the whole wide } wor] ! ‘With all this love and pride, the boy ought to get a fair chance in ' ! {‘lfe But sometimes he doesn’t: Because Dad and Mother don’t now. The boy's body is the most wonderful bit of machinery f.hat ever was. The motive power is nerve force. The nerve force flows through his spinal cord and thence to every part of his body. Sometimes the little bones of the spinal colurfln get a bit out of place and bother the nerves so that nerve force is interrupted. Then, the boy’s body, bemg deprived of the regulu amount of nerve force, cannot function as it should. A constitutional weakness may develop which will mean ill health nlrll later life. OF there may be actual and more or less immediate _illness. sn’t any wonder the boy's spmal bones get out of p]ace The fonder is that he’ hns any smne left at all the way he ad and Mothet don’t hww about the science ut Ch|~ s:;‘}fi;he boy has to suffer.. % djusts the 1 R \?Fanrfree flow ifs x:::x:re Theh Jthé g?uws in heal | y Dr A. Dannenber BEMIDJI'S PIONEER CHIROPRACTOR First National Bank Bldg. r Palmer Graduate Bemidji, Minn, Phone 401-W - ———