Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 10, 1922, Page 6

- — THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER |2 THE™? _ .= Twentie b Century {" o : LIMITED 5 Every Day Is Father’s Day Sunday, May 14, is Mother’s Day. Fathers Day is the first of the month, so little Johnny says. —Every Month— L Can Get Away With It Tramp dogs and millionaires are about the only things that can risk unconventionality in public and get t away with it. i —Aint It A Fact? — Luke Was Right Luke McLuke once said: Nobody pays much attention to the man with a future when a woman with a past comes along, —Luke Is Dead Now— Sign of the Season Almost any day now, the first straw hat may show which way the wind blows, b —Can You Beat It?— Put This Away In Your Chest Where can a man buy a cap for his knce? Or a key to the lock of his hair? Can his eyes be called an acade- my, Because there are pupils there? What gems are found on the crown of his head? Who travels the bridge of his nose? Can he use, when shingling the roof of his mouth, The nails onthe end of his toes? Can the crook of his elbow be sent to jail? ) If so, what did he do? How can he sharpen his shoulder blades? I'll be hanged if I know, do you? Can he sit in the shade of the palm of his hands? Or beat the drum of his ear? Does the calf of his leg eat the corn off his toe? If so, why not grow corn on the ear? —Elyria Kiwanian —You Tell '"Em— SEVEN-YEAR-OLD BOY SAVES BRAINERD MEN (By United Press) * Brainerd, May 10—Scraping sand away from the mouths of two men caught in a land slide, seven year old John Hibley saved their lives, and today friends arc seeking a Carnegie medal for him. The lad was playing nearby when the sand came down on John Bade- aux and Albin Mohler. The men were pinned against a wagon and the lad ‘ kept the sand from completely cov- ering them until help was secured. JOHN SETH PASSES AWAY AT HOME OF DAUGHTER Johu Seth, retired farmer, 77 .years of age, pased away at 5:30 this morning at the home of his step-daughter, Mrs. Eugene Preston 106 Irvine avenue So. Funeral ser- vices will be held at the residence Friday morning, Ensign B. Knudson of the Salvation Army will officiate. Burial will be made in Greenwood under the direction of M. E. Ibert- son funeral director. The deceased leaves to mourn his death, his wife and three sons, a brother living at Washington and a brother and sister at Waldeck, Minnesota. — FUNERAL SERVICES FOR FRANK BATES THURSDAY The remains of Frank C. Bates, who passed away yesterday at his home, 524 Irvinue avenue, were ship- ped this morning to his old home at Northfield, where funeral services will be held Thursday afternoon at the home of a brother, and inter- ment made. M. E. Ibertson, funeral director, had charge of the arrange- ments here. Mrs. Bates and her sis- ter, Mrs. Ordway, and twin sons, Raymond and Richard, accompanied the remains. KEEP YOUNG People with bad backs and weak Kidneys are apt to feel old at sixty. Many old folks say Doan’s Kidney Pills help them keep young. Here’s a Bemidji case: John J. McElroy, retired engineer, 519 Irvine Ave., says: “For many years I was a railroad engineer and the constant jarring and jolting, year after year, put my kidneys out of fix. Their action was very frequent and .often during the night it was necessary for me to get up on ac- count of this weakness. The secre- tions weren’t, m}mml and their pas- 1sage, too, was often distressing. My back hurt me, so badly. at_times, it felt as if it would break. Every jar iior'move felt like the stab of a knife. Eve rning over in bed had me in feal8f these sharp pains and to bend was ‘really out™of the question. I surely;was in a pretty bad'way when niy attention was called to an ad commending Doan’s Kidney Pills. I lost no time in getting a supply from Barker’s Drug Store, and from then on, my condition improved. © Ten boxes of Dcan’s Kidney Pills rid me of the trouble and I feel that nothing could have helped me like they did. My kidneys are’in A-1 shape and I give the credit to Doan’s. I am glad to recommend them to others.” 60c, at all dealers. Foster-Milburn Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y.—Adv, i 5 H [ { § & i i $: a0 L Ty ey o FOREIGN TRADE PARLEY FACING LOAN PROBLEMS (Continuea from Page One.) dicating that the convention is one of the largest; if not the largest, convention ever held.in this city. View the Harbor This afternoon a large number of delegates will take a steamer trip down the Deleware River to view the harbor and large water-front indus- tries. Aside from this there will be no junkets or side “treats,” which usually attend a convention. The three days there will be devoted en- tirely to business—discussion of ways and means of causing a slow but sure revival among all lines of business. The rogram for all sessions has been so arranged that the thought of restoring prosperity by an expan- sion of exports that will absorb 20 per cent. surplus of American pro- duction over domestic consumption will be uppermost in the minds of the delegates. There will be four general and nine group sessions, the latter tak- ing up in detail the features of deal- ing, in foreign trade,that are of intimate concern to the American manufacturer, farmer and shipper. The Trade Advisor Service, this year one of the most important ad- ijuncts of the convention, will be handled approximately by wn hun- dred men actively engaged in or connected with export trade, who will be at the service of the delegates seeking information ior jadvice on foreign trade problems of looking for new markets. Re®| Farmer to Speak Among those who will address the convention are manufacturers, bank- ers, exporters, shippers, economists, advertising experts and credit men. Agricultural will not be forgotten, For the first time at these conven- tions a real “dirt farmer” will ad- dress the body. He is Harvey D. Sconce. - Vermillion. county, Ill., an owner of thousands of acres of farm lands. His subject will be “The Interest of Agriculture in Foreign Trade.” Governor Sproul, of Pennsylvania will be one of the principal speakers at the banquet which will' close the convention. His subject will be “Foreign Trade and Domestic Pros- perity,”’ Sought the Plum Ofmice. Dale Stansbury, a deputy attorney general, was ‘treading the solemn cor- ridors of the statehouse the other day when he was approached by a man, evidentiy a foreigner, but whose broken tongue was no indlcation of his Inside knowledge. ‘He said: “Where is de plum office?” “The what?” asked Mr. Stansbury. “De plum office, de plum office, you know where ya git de jobs.” Stansbury sent the inquirer to the custodian's office. He also knew a thing or two about jobs.—Indianapolis News, Charter No. 8241 . Loans and discounts . . 1 4 (a) Deposited to secure circulal (b) All other United States Governm ing |lr1-m\lunm. if any) . Lawful re: al Res 9. Items with Federal Reserve Bank in 10, Cash Injvault and amount due from 13. Checks on other ba (other than Jtem 12 15. Red@mption urer ;. (deposits payable 'within 30 days): . Individual deposits subject to check I. Geo. W. Rhea, Cashier the the above statement is true to the best Correct Attest: L. BROOKS, (8 | U, B. Government securities owned: ation (U. S. bonds par valu 11, Amount due from State’ bunks, bankers, and tru: United States (other than included in Ttems 8, !! s in the sa cil KENTUCKY DERBY WILL BE RUN NEXT SATURDAY Louisville, Ky., May 10. (United Press). —The Kentucky Derby to be run at Churchill Downs here May 13, will answer a three-fold purpose. It will bring forth the champion three-year-old; it will mean another name added to a long and honor- able list of thorodghbred kings who have won this stake, and it will also mean a test of turf tradition that a horse, born of sprinters, cannot negotiate a route. Turf authorities will watch partic- ularly the performance of Morvitch, greatest of all two-year-olds last year ‘and the nearest thing to Man 0’ War, super horse, yet uncovered. He is:post favorite for the race. For: Morvitch is by Runnymede and Hymir, both of which in their - racing. days preferred a short dis- tance rather than a route. “Blood will always tell,”: smart horseman opine, which, if true, will . mean some other horse than Morvich |. will win the Kentucky Derby, richest stake of the year in point of histor- ical interest. ) The Derby this year will be worth $50,000 to the winner which will also receive a set of gold plate valued at $7,000. GO ON TRIAL TODAY FOR ROBBERY OF ST. PAUL STORE (By United Press) St.. Paul, May 10—Two men_who were trailed across the continent and returned .to Minnesota after a spectacular court fight, were to go on trial for a $40,000 jewelry store robery last November. “Sloomy Gus” Schaffer and John Harris are the accused. They are charged with having entered the A. L. Shapiro jewelry store here and escaped with $40,000 mostly diamonds. - The pair denied their identity and fought extradition when arrested at Oakland, California. iy Dhirty-six depositions of Califor- nia witnesses will be read in court by the defense in an effort to prove an alibi for the pair. TAXATION PROBLEMS COME UP BEFORE COMMISSION (By United Press) St, Paul, May 10—Taxation prob- lems came up again today at the meeting of the legislative interim commission investigating state taves. The commission named by the legislature, will probably discuss at length the hearings in federal court in St. Paul on the tonnage tax law. Mining companies are fighting the law on the ground that it is uncon- stitutional, About $1,000,000 in state taxes is involved. Under nor- mal production of iron ore. the law would produce about $3,500,000 in state revenue; ———— Subscribe ror The Oally Floneer erve District No. 9 RT OF CONDITION OF TED NORTHERN NATIONAL BANK AT BEMIDJI IN THE STATE OF MINNESOTA, At the Close o‘l‘l“.é.‘" on May 5th, 1922, R URCES itles (incl ent se process of coilection national ban ty or tow) 419.29 $182,865.68 S. Trea 398.23 $ 50.000.00 10,000.00 ©) Less current (=) 988.45 20. Circulating notes outstanding ... 50,000.00 23. Amount due to State banks, banker: United States and foreign countrle: included in Ttems 21 or 22) ......... 6,883.15 24. Certified checks outstanding 115.00 25. Cashier's checks outsta 13,4 Total of Ttems Demand sits (othe . Certificates of -deposit due in less than 30 d money borrowed) ? 9,850.00 Total of demand deposits (other than banl A posits) subject to Reserve, Items 26 and 2 $368,372.04 Time deposits subject to Res (payable after 30 oFisubject to 30 or_more notice, and al savings): ¥ 32. Certificates of ‘deposit (other than for money borrowed}§.iu...... 101,135.28 43, State. county, or other municipal deposits secured: by’ blédge of . assets of this bank or otherwis 13,278.61 34. Other time deposits 112,135.50 Total of time deposits subject to Reserve, Ttems ) 32, 33 and (34 . $226,519.39 Total 26,398.23 STATE_OF MINNE e ove-named bank. do solemnly swear that of my kmowledge and belief. i GEO. W. RHEA, Cashier. i w. Director. buhsf"r.ll\nl‘xl) and sworn to before me this 9th day of May, AUL HOWE, Bel 358,522.04 PAUNYIE, HOW “COPN O THIS GREAT FAMILY JOURNAL , WWEN A FEW RED PENNIES WILL DRLINER ¥ “IRTO MER BOX REG\HRT HONUSY, | DIDAY ‘HINK YOU WUZ YHAY KIND OF AGUY ¢ FIND CHEESE SUBTLE THING Reason That Is Advanced for the Ap- parent ‘Impossibllity of Imitating the:Genuing Camembert. A man Interested in agricultural products wanted to make cheese of the type of Camembert, but while he had the same ferment, employed the same methods and used what seemed to be the same kind of milk, neither he nor anyone else in this country ob- tained the same result. On visiting France he found that the makers of the cheese In question were very partlcular about their milk, ob- taining it from the dairymen of a cer- tain district only. In the fields of these farmers there grew, he found, a sprink- ling of certnin grasses that he did not find elsewhere, and, it Is possible, and even likely, that these make the subtle difference in the milk that shows in the cheese which distinguishes the gen- uine from the artificial product. And yet, the speclal grasses were only incidental; they were not the main grasses of the pasture, which were the same as those found else- where.—Ellwood Hendrick in Harper’s Magazine. ISR Tove Ty NOT EASY TO KILL SOLDIER P iy Three Tons of Metal Were Used in the World War in Destroying Each Fighter. Nothing caused the newspaper read- er during the war greater surprise than the colossal expenditure of am- munition. It was agreed that in former wars it took a man’s weight in bullets to kill him. In other words, thdt for every thousand rifle bullets fired away one man was killed. In the late war, If all the metal ex- pended in ammunition were reduced to rifle bullets, no fewer than 50,000 & | would be required to kill a man. Of ‘course, the calculation s rendered difficult by the fact that millions of tons of metal were expended in put- ting up barrages and the like, and in intensive bombardments of the ene- my's positions, but it is safe to say that for every man killed in the war about three tons of metal were ex- pended. Such a calculation is staggering and yet comforting, for if the old average had held good, all the armies engaged in the war, vast though they were, would have been 'annthilated to the last man. Collects Specimens of Air. The instrument jised by a French scientist for collecting specimens of air at high altitades with the ald: of sounding balloons consists of a very perfect vacutm tube with a finely drawn out end. - Either the rise. of ‘the mercury in the barometer, corre- a previously deter- mined altitude, or the clockwork. of the meteorograph, forms an electric contact, cnusing. & little hamwer to fall and break the end of the tube. Air then rushes in. whereupon another electric contuct, brought about by the same means, causes the current of a small aecumulator to heat the plat- mum wire wound around the capillary tube to-a red heat. - This fuses the glass and again closes the end of the vacaum tube, ‘thud entrapping the sponding with MN GoSH [ O\SY BL. OFFEN £ O LAWD TAKES. ‘_afi, SOWLL A FIND TWO PHASES OF FATIGUE Really Dangerous One Is Where the Subject is Not Really Conscious of Being Tired. HEALTH DEPARTMENT Inspections Temporay exclusions district wth a nfinimum cost and gy confusion. In a single month the . Month of April, 1922 new machinery, which includes Physical examinattons 4 | seventy-five Government _employ- ment offices forming a chain_across ‘the country, is capable of shifting Experiments carried out to test the mental effects of loss of sleep have re- vealed the remarkable fact that there are two distinct phases of fatigue, The first is one of stimulus, under which work is done rather better than under normal conditjons. Then fol- lows a phase of much longer duration In which the body makes good its losses—a perlod characterized by gen- erll loss of accuracy, power of con: centration ‘and retentiveness. There is, however, no sense of fatigue during this phase—quite the reverse. What is called carelessness s often due to this second stage of fatigue. When a man knows he is fatigued, he naturally takes excessive precautions, but when the second stage comes Scabies 1030,000 men from one district to an- Pediculosis 8| other with hardly a ripple in the Conjunctivitis 1 Treatments and dressings Home calls Office calls Treatments for, 12-weeks period ending April 14, 1922: Dental Glasses fitted “Tonsils, adenoids, or both rcmov7— cd Lois E. Dally, R. N. School Nurse FILLING FARM LABOR GAPS GOVERNMENT BUREAU JOB Regina, Sask., May 9 (United Press)—Filling the farm labor gaps is a task being carired out success- fully by the Government free em- ployment bureaus. Under the opera- tion of private employment agen- GLARIFIED MILK HAS NOTHING ADDED OR TAKEN AWAY along, he does not feel tired, and con- sequently carelessness steps in. Some of the famous workers of the world seem to be able to work abnor- mally long hours and live abnormally long lives. Possibly their bodies sup- |* cies agriculture suffered from labor gluts and labor shortages. the new government method the surplus is shifted from district to Under Ricw CREAM ply naturally a fatigue anti-toxin. There is a fortune awaiting the scleutist who discovers an anti-toxin | to cure carelessness !—London Tit-Bits. BURR’S PURPOSE NOT KNOWN Historians Have Never Been Sure of Plans the Brilliant Adventurer Had in Mind. Aaron Burr's conspiracy has never been entirely understood by historians. He went West on some mysterious mission shortly after his duel with EMI INN. Alexander Hamilton, which resuited in B DJI M Fred Webster, Mgr. the latter’s death, and it is suspected e s —— that his purpose was either to found a new empire by separating the por- tion of the country west of the Missis- sippi from' the rest of the Union, or to make a conquest of Mexico. In 1806 he gathered up a number of reck- less persons around him and set out in the direction ‘of Texas, ostensibly on a colonizing expedition. President Jefferson issued a proclamation warn- ing citizens against joining this proj- ect, und later Burr was arrested by Jefferson's orders and sent to Virginia for trial. There he was indicted for treason and levying war within this country with a friendly nation. Various legal technicalities prevailed to secure his acquittal on both these counts. The matter of Hamilton'’s death was dropped, and Burr passed out of public sght. Lonely Hotel Bedrooms. “What is the lonellest place in the world?” asks the Gideon, organ of the traveling Christian salesmen of this country. The answer it gives is the hotel bedroom. Those who know it best are the commercial travelers, many of whom spend 60 per cent of their time in the hotel bedroom, far from their homes and relatives. They know its dreariness and isolation, its poverty of social intercourse and op- portunity, its barrenness of outlook and uplifting influences. It is a lonell- ness exaggerated by sumptuous fur- nishings, by the bustle and commotion of hundreds of people all about one, by ‘the very earnest and well-inten- tioned efforts of managements to cre- ate the “homelike” atmosphere which can not be manufactured or imitated without the presence of family or rela- tives or friends. : McKee Farniture and Und Company H. N. McKee, Manager PHONE 222-W RESIDENCE PHONE 222-R Have it delivered to your door every morning! MILK and CREAM from healthy cows— handled in a sanitary way PHONE 16-F-4 ALFALFA DAIRY W. G. SCHROEDER erfaking "CAN YOU SOLVE B +“Brush up on your history, folks, Solve our very latest Benjamin Frauklin pusile. ¥ou can do - § # if you try. 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That's simplo, isn’t t7 unity with a great big 0" is lookiug your ad w'l tll pon bt wia 1hs SLON thav's ‘waiting just for s name, Benjamin Pranklin.. News Building, Minneapolis, Minn. Hence the effort to place Bibles in hotel rooms. There are approximately 700,000 salesmen on the rond on this continent and probably 3,000,000 hotel bedrooms. So the field s large, Popcorn Powders. A certain man suffered from a se- vere case of insomnia. Try as he might, he couldn’t get a good night's rest until at last, driven to despera- tion, he resorted to sleeping powders. Even these didn’t give him relief. That compelled him to.inérefise the dose until he had reached;the stage when morphine was about ;flnlm him for her own. However, I ."?}\s prevailed upon to visit & ‘phys whom he begged for a prégeription for this dan- gerous narcotic;” The physician, wise in his generatlon,?did not argue the point, but pretended to readily fall in with his patient’s wishes. 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