Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 2, 1922, Page 6

e s e o . Twentieth Century LIMITED THE Us Proceedure Whenever -a -husband = starts in proving.that he wasn’t there before he.is accused by his wife of having been. there, right away she ‘knows where he was all night. —Aint It A Fact?— Little Difference Somg men are born with an ornery. disposition, while others just natur- ally go out and buy a second-hand automobile; —And Then Try To Make It Run— Flapper Says A Mouthful (With apologies. to “Kipling’’) The language used by.a “flapper!” when she’accompanied a local -auto- mobile salesman to the garage to buy a car go completely * flabbérgasted the salesman that he asked the com- pany’s stenographer to “translate it into English!” This is what Phelps:is said-to have said that the “flapper” said: X “That.bus :is ‘sure the cat's paja- mas. ‘Any. barlow ‘who' wouldn’t be goofy-about it is a dumdora, for fair. If you lay down the boffos for that, P'll give that flat-wheeler the air, and then I'll ‘be: your twist— Ob, did I was! Oh, did I was; hot dog, but you'll'be the brooksy boy with,.the wrinkle when you .back that cart up to the home dump; there’s only one, thing on my mind—if you’ll promise you'll cart around no strike-breakers, - 1 promise that I’ll never squirrel any mad money- when we blouses around.2” And this .is: what the stenographer; said the, “flapper’ meant: “When she says this car’s the cat’s pajamas, that:mears it’s all to. the good. And when she, says that if any. jane wouldn’t fall in. love with it, she is packing around an empty loft. Then she_tells her sweetie that if he| will put down -the money for the car, she will fire this guy what takes her out walking, and be his steady. And then she tells him how happy she will ‘be,gver it. Then, to make it strong, she: tells- him- thet. when- he takes the car to her home, he will be awfully popular. with her mother.) But she. tells him- straight that.when she’s awdy, no other jane is to- be taken around ‘in the car, and if he agrees: to that, she promises she won’t hide:any money about her so that if they have a scrap she can pay her own way home. And that’s all-she :gn.” < ) —A Keen Kutter— . HUHIIN I Fellow the QOrowds to e T O T B T T T AL IO T T Press)—President Harding’s home town is preparing to: Celebrate its birthday, Plans have been completed for President and Mrs. - Harding -to be honored guests one day of the cen- j tennial celebration, The: date de- pends upon the executive but he has| 1" car $2.05; Idaho russets, sacked assured the committee in charge he will arrive the first week in July. . A pageant with the Hardings tak- ing a prominent part will-be the main porch” campaign was once a- part feature of the celebration. of the Wyandotte Indian reservation. An_ unimproved farm, dense - woods and an unlikely prospect for found- ing a town to father a president ‘was Ithe prospect of the early settlers. A deserted cabin that had' been occupied by a squatter was “Marion” in. 1822, when the state commission. many churches and a tract for the cemetery. An addition to the squat- ter’s cabin was erected by Baker, and it became Marion’s first hotel. ifrom Columbus.about once a week ‘were commonplace when “best minds’ gathered here last year with Pres- ident Harding. ¢ Ten years after Marion was in- corporated the population was 300 and has now incresaed one hundred times. INDIANA VOTES, TODAY;. SELECTS A U['S. SENATOR (Continued From Page 1) posal to seat Lorrimer, who faced charges of “buying” his seat. Not so much interest attaches to the. Democatis- race: in. the ‘primary because’ of ‘the issues involved ‘in the republican: fight.' But - the' battle there seems to be between Samuel M. Ralston, - former- governor,. and Dan W. Simms, special. assistant -at- torney. general in.the. government’s prosecution of coal ‘miners and’ oper- ators .in ‘conspiracy charges. Bernard Bobbs Shively of Marion; Dr. Jesse Sanders of Garrett, and Charles: Franklin. Howard, of Wind- fall, were entered:on the democratic ballot. 3 The primary this year: ranks .in importance. to.the presidental. elec- tion. Party candidates for every state and federal office except the presi- dency are -to be chosen: MRS. L. A. WARD. TO HOLD AUCTION SALE;SATURPAY Mrs. L. A, Ward announces. an auction sale to bé held: at her resi- dence near the box factory in Be- midji on Saturday, May 6. 11l health is given as: the reason why. she is disposing_of her farm property live- stock and household ' goods. August Jarchow will act” as™auctioneer ‘and L, Elwell as clerk. - 4 d “ALWAYS avsr” i R Ch’icagv’, M: The scene of the famous “front- [ " Mail at first: came by stage coach | znd mak AT A " WHO'S 1N TR FONRY PIQTURES, BW? WELL, MAKE ME LALGHY 7 Marion, Ohio, May.. 2. .(United|- steady; receipts 90..cars; on -tra 2087 total U.S. shiment 694; Wi $2.00, bulk $2.00 to $2.05; Michigan $2.25 to $2.35; Rurals $2.15; Canada white varities'No. 1" $2.15; New market steady;: Florida- No. ‘1-$6:50. te $6.75; No. 2'34.5! AY.DAY.DANCE MAKES (Continued From.Page 1), result was that every detail was .well attendetd to. . Music was furnished by Dot Van’s five-piece orchestra and the: general ors designated the sPot aa the CoUn| S0 but the.bes dance musie hat haa [#hiny black face. ty seat. %M Heen heard here for some tme. Much Eber Baker, who owned the land | credit for the success of the affair |siom, and county jail, four lots - for .as|chairman of ‘the dance committee |lime made from coral.or dyes it red for the Legion and those members|With annatto. To further enliance kis charm- he.'Tubs .in: scented, cocoanut The Legion wishes to. thank alt|oil and then sticks several varieties who_ hel pgtll to. put. this affair over | of -red flowers.into ity One traveler ans e it sucl;(a sucfcess every way. repfn'p,sflm_i:t l;“fi 9,'mdt=l turned up: onej Pt e ;post - is looking forward . to ' a|mOXning: wi 18 - mahoy and visitors were as.rare then as tho;; riumber of-similar E}mn in'the near | hair. adorned. with: two future and it is expected that defi- | flowers, three kinds of wh bunch of green and white grass and an airgrette of fern. And when it rained a little later he held a giant ta¥o-leaf about four feet by Ahree over: it umbrella-wise for pro- of the post who assisted him. nite plans will be made soon. i+ Miss Gladys Jameson, who. under went. an. operation Saturday. for the removal of her tonsils, is’ reorted to be getting along .as well as can be expected. CRANOLENE-HEALS.ECZEMA o, and Pulp of the Crawberty, C ounded . 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Had uséd many remedies with no results, Today’ I am’ well”” " Cranolene Héaling Cream sold in 35¢c and $1 8lzes.- Cranolene Healing Soap, 35c a cake. Secure from vour druggist or send 10c for:Trial Size Treatment of Soap ‘and Cream to Cranolene Labora- 2551 sag astibbeei tn Bansitt, 20 80, £ Minn., by Barker’s Drug Store, 217 Third St. - 2 —Adlvertisemen? Didn’t Know His Brother: “My brother:got:so bad with stom- ach and liver trouble that when I saw him after-a yepr I didn’t-know hi He was emaciated and yellow umpkin: and was often in great pain. e couldn’t have lived long" the way e was going. Doctors and medicine igave him no relief. T picked up a lit- tle booklet on Mayr's Wonderful Rem~ dy, :which he said.described :his case| (‘;Eeriucfly. 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