Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 1, 1922, Page 4

AR G, E. CARSON, President E. H. DENU, Secy- J. D. WINTER, News Editor 1—: TELEPHONE 922-923 1—: Entered at the Postoffice at 3.mw Becond-class atber. oonurees o March undor Act MEMBER, NATIONAL EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION Pt ST ———— Forelgn Advertising Represeutatives .8 C. Theis Co, Chicago, Ill, and New York, N. k4 o No attention pald' to anonymous contributiens, Writers name must be known to the editor, but not nrily for publicatign. Communications for the y Plonaer mlln reach this office not later than publication in the eur- oo ) P"._ 'y o % . 55 A6 Three Jonths coveess lll e WEEKLY PIONEER—Twelve \peces, published’ every Thursday -nd sent puun nl-l 10 any addr for, in advance, $2.00. § ot Illns Unless credit is given this paper, “only the United Press is entitled to the use for re-publication of news dlspntcnu credited to it, or otharylu credited, and also the local news published herein. \ OFFICIAL COUNTY AND CITY INGS SCHOOLS FOR BRIDES \ So now they are starting schools for bridés. ‘Wonderful idea, especially for the biscuit bat- tered groom. \ Funny someone hadn’t thought of it b\%ure. There is so much a bride ought to know and so little she does know; except that John is the best husband that a girl ever had. \ The mere fact that she thinks John is the best in the business shows she needs education. course, she will get it, but too late to do herself much good, If she could know now, as she will 10\ years hence, that John is a poker playing bum, who | doesn’t care if he does drop ashes on the living- \ room rug and who'is so tight that he puts padlocks on his trouser pockets—if she could know that, it would be worth going to school to learn. Or, on the other hand, what a joy it would" be to teach a bride that coffee won’t cook itself and ““that love is a darned poor substitute for raisin pie. Of the various little economies that a bride can be taught, much could be said. How thrilling it would be to have a bride who could take two-bits worth of wire frame and twist it about to resemble a lop-eared cuspidor, festooning it with riotous rib- bons, garnished with varnished cherries and other home-made fruits until it became a ‘“‘creation,” worthy the milliner’s most millish model, and sav- ing to John anywhere from $2.66 to $47, depending on the season of the year and'the snappiness of the box. Then, to0, & school for brides might teach her how to get John to take her to the Legion dance without calling him a “brute” or threatening to go home--to:-mother, although she knows well enough that mother isn’t home because she is out on a poli- tical campmgn in the hope that man-made laws may be ‘made non compus mentun, which means, or should mean, put on the bum. Brides, we're for you—you can’t know too much, 15 i il]ll!l_lllIIII!IIIIIIIlIIllHIl_l“IlIIlIIII|I|IIIIIIIII||||II s ;%l;ll!“||III|llIIIIIIIIHllIIIIIIIllIlll . case. e e L R R TR S ———————mw IllIIII|IIIIIIIIIII|IIIIIIIIIlII||IIIIIlIIIIIIIIIlI||||I|||II|||I||IIIIIIIII|I_ ‘BlIG OR SMALL IT makes no dlfference how big the spot is, nor how bad it appears, we’ll take it out, so that you’ll never know it was there. Our u p-to-date, modern, cleaning facilites will do just that for the «dress or sult you ~think you have ruined. l-{What a saving it is to have'such a garment restored to- newness, and at such small cost. If surel‘y pay: nadvantage of this convememfe. & BEMlDJl CLEANERS & TAlLORS N. PAPERMASTER Manager LAURELS ON THE BROW. OR BROWSING ON-* . LAURELS ‘hud a vigorous, successful business’'man, in dis- cussing the general ‘outlook: ‘“This is a time for going_ out and hustling to win laurels for one’s brow; not for browsing on one’s laurels.” That is the keynote progressive men are constantly strik- 4 ing today. They are hopeful, they are confident, iey are resolute. But they feel that supreme ef- ust be exercised and maintained. They are 1 d }ub ;they are equally . til nd Swait- Qeatmg blern p du on— how o am-“t ‘distributi current. is not yet TUNNING strongly enough to jus- tify and :e:stmg on,oars, R be concern that-contents itself with resting on its o. ks is certain to find it- self drifting backwards. Should red-blooded, ' go-gettiy s, he-men lament or exult over worth-testing conditions? Has not the opportumty come for workerd\ to prove them- selves winners?—Forbes Magazine. : N From . ' MY LIFE AND WORK ' By Henry Ford, in eQIllhr-hon with Samuel Cravthor. Since 1914, a great many persons have received brand new intellectual outfits. Many are begli}gmg to think for the first time. They opened their éyes and realized that they were in'the world, Then, with a thrill of independence, they realized thae\ they could look at the world critically. They did so, and found it faulty. The intoxication of assuming the masterful position of a critic of the social sys- tem—which it is every man’s right to assume—is unbalancing at first. The very young critic is al- most sure to be unbalanced. He is strongly in fa- vor of wiping off the whole world and starting a- new one.: They actually managed to start a new world in: Russia. "It is there that the work of the world mak,gjq can best be studied. We learn from Russia_that'it is the minority and not the majority “who determine destructive action. We learn also that, whil ien may decree social laws 'in conflict with aws, Nature vetoes those laws more ruthless| '@a‘n could the czars. Nature has vetoed the who iet republic. For it sought to deny Nature. IE.denied, above all else, the right to the fruits of Iabor. Some people say, “Russia. will have to go to work,” but that does not describe the The fact is that poor Russia is at work, but her work counts for nothing. It is not free work. —McClure’s Magazine. & § MIDDLE WEST AND THE SEA The Great' Lakes are our Mediterranean, A closed Gibraltar bars these vessels from getting to tidewaters ‘The grain boats must now unload at Buffalo into"cars, Eri¢ canal barges or. the small steamers that can pass through the present St. Lawrence canals. Small wonder that the' Middle West has set its heart~~and.its brain and its votes—upon breaking through” this Gibiraltar and letting its ships reach the open sea.—New York American. g § $ If you insist on cutting across instead of going around, you might as well be prepared to have someone walk all over your own frame. totake' ¥ ‘gsJ 3 IIIII||||IIIIIIIlIIIIIIIII||||IIIIII|||IIIIIIIIII!lIIIIIIII|I||I[lIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIIIIIII|I|I|III|||l|IIIIIIIIII|IIIIIIIlIlI|IlIlIIIIIII|IIIIIIIlI|IIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIHIIIIIlI - New Kaplan Bld Lol m p:mn mm,? mxm ‘m e N TENSTRIKB BALL TEAM DEFEA‘I‘S K-L CLUB NINE IPUPOSK\' POSTOFFICE ENTERED/ RRLY "The Tenstrike ‘baseball team put K-L'club nine invaded Tenstrike and came away again defeated. The Be- midji team scored two runs in. the early part of the game, while Ten- strike scored ‘quite frequently, score being 11 tp 2. This was the r§f game played By either season. - § nstrike posses a team whid ake fbther city tea tew will probal actxo)\ ere 'in the ne: future, since a game is . being ar- ranged with the Bemidji city team. completed - &hennwosk The O@ tro & KR, !§ lfi,g—Al pncfleafly‘w v Wgh schodl'of no AMERICAN OFFICER SHOT ' BY MAY/DAY CROWDS this nflerndm in_the Hamline (By United Press) Mayen, Germany, May 1—An American officer was shot in "the shoulder and his chauffeur was beat- en by May Day demonstrators here . today. The crowd angered when the | _ American officer’s automobile waslsUBscmE FORTH! versity. Nearly e neighboring, states " have teams. driven through' their line of march- ing attacked him. —in— “Western Speed”-f Story by Wm. Patterson”White Y Directed by Wllham Wallace and Scott Dunlap LARRY SEMOM —in— “THE BELL HOP” FOX NEWS - . —TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY— THE STORY OF A MAN WHO SOUGHT REVENGE “BEYOND THE CROSSROADS” ORA CAREW In the Leading Role. _ THURSDAY & FRIDAY— 5 MARSH. 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