Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 28, 1922, Page 8

PAGE EIGHT MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S D. CWHEN MIE ALL STARY O3 GARRVIN'- POGKEY RADIOPHONES " MOANS OLE CAP CRABS, " THEN WONY BE NO PLACE A FEWER ¥IN GO BUY WHUT KIS WIFE KN TELL HIM AMOS SCRUGGS WASNT DOWN "o "' DEPOY. WHEN. NO. 1} PULLED 18 'DAY N TR ENGIMEER WANYED O WHowW [ WHEN M FUNERAL WUT. YO B AMOS AINT DEAD THOUGH, ‘N HE WUL PRETTM HOY WHEM HE LEARNED THAT CHANGED 4 'N T B0SS SET, “ WHEN EVRUBOM HAS ' A RADIOPHONE; | KIN SEY 1N MY OFRICE N READH. €OPM 1IN0 A RECEIVER N | WONY BE PESTERED WIWA 1O PRNTIN' PRESSES NER NO SASSM PRINTERS WHAY AIREDALE PUP OF MINE EATS AS MUCH AS A KD, " SEZ. ANDY BROWKN, * MUSSES LP ' HOLSE ™ DAMAGES W FURMIYURE WORSE, AN' T WONY SUPPORY ME W OLD AGE THE" " 5 o Twentieth Century LIMITED | A Wonderful Apparatus The sound of a cigarette ash falling pet is like rocks falling, while | £ra; eds bursts from their pods with a noise like the report of a gun when heard thru a wonderful appar- jatus called the radio-phone. .Just imagine the sound produced through one of these =machines when your| neighbor starts his second-hand fliv- ver on a cold morning! —Increase Your Vocabulary— Josh Billings Says: “Coffeé Shop Ségciql” Ice Cream Manufactured by local factories under our own label. It’s just what you have been wanting—no Gelatine, ~her percentage of butterfat—as smooth as velvet— AN ABSOLUTELY PURE ICE CREAM! Cost You No More WINONA WOMANWINS (=™ IN SUIT FOR DAMAGES Winona, April 28—Miss Emma Frey, 36, was awarded $5,000 from In the near’ neighborhood of New [John J. McManus in a suit for dam- Guinea is a beautiful islana called ages yesterday in which McManus Kabaka, which was owned by an Aus- [Was _chnrged with assault. s trian named Engelhardt, exiled for fMlsi‘Fl‘crlel};oa“eltzg'sh}; wsnhset:‘e;ef;\t}l;xiemr i ; of a chi rn 2 Some Dolltical offeuse, who dled Dot |¢,,"555,000. McManus denied the as- IO“.? L0, 3 sult charges and contended that con- 3 Engelhardt was known as the sent had been given. The jur;} delib- ‘apostle of the coconut.” Having ac: {erated seven hours, quired the island by purchase many PR S L years ago, he planted every possible Grand Rapids, Minn, April 28— acre of it with coconut palms, the|The safe of the First State Bank of fruit of ‘which he believed to be the | Bigfork, near here, was broken into only proper -food for man. He sub- | by robbery, who escaped with $2,000 sisted exclisively on coconuts, and his | Wednesday night. They cut all wires NO RECORD OF PAINE’S GRAVE What Became of Body of Famous COCONUTS HIS ONLY FOOD : Austrian Exile Had Radical Views on Political Writer and Freethinker h 1aia. Myatery: s the Subject of Proper Suste- Potato Mar]:e—t— S . nance for Mankind. You'd better not kno so mu ch than Chicago, April 28—Potato market One of the completely unsolved mys- kno so many things that ain’t . steady; receipts, 54 cars; on track, | teries of modern history is what be- N There iz a great deal of learning 105; total-U. hipments 856; ‘Wis- | came of the body of Tom Paine, the 'tr]: thlts \‘{m-ldt which iz qotthmg rlnor,ct- sacked and bulk, | famous Anglo-American political writer an trying to prove what we don ; Michigan, bulk, 1 car VO > . understand. §2:00; Minnesota, sacked, $1.75 to | nd freethinking philosopher, - who _Ain't Tt A Fact?— $1.90} Idaho rurals, §2.10 td $2.20; | exerted teuch 4 powerful Influence & & Russets, 1 car §$2 anadian Win- | ©0 the American public *during Could Do \fv:zhum _ln bu‘mmf:rv nipeg Hebrons, v | and subsequent’ to the Revolution. A local cynic, who is casily irrita- 199,95 New market steady, Florida | Paine died in New York in 1809, and ted over the price of clothing any | Sp. ng Rose, double head barrels,i was buried in New Rochelle. His re- . .:u: it they wiglgv:{llflz' S?‘\‘f; No, 1, $7.00;:No. 2, $5.00 t0+$5.25 - | mains were later removed to England r g in two weil as e —_— by a radlcal leader named Willlam Fau'[fl]i r;ants ’\vflnt_h|u;c‘xismt\lw }"‘ffi"‘, THIS TIME LAST YEAR | Corbiett, who hoped by that act to ¢ able to mess along somenow With | -~ Ruth was up three times in Wash- | further vepublican doctrine ‘in _the LTI I T T Bat, although a crank on | T€PO! this subject, he did not force his ideas upon others. He gave admirable din- ners, at which the food was varied and the wines excellent. S Engelhardt was a man of profound igame with the American polo team in 5 5 |London when they beat a scrub team A feilow of our acquaintance s | 15 te 2 in a practice game. came of it has never been cleared ux. that there is one way off getting a| "oy Richard announced that the| Acconling to one story,’ the hones l’mlu satisfaction out of life these | pompsey-Carpentier fight would start | were left in a trunk on Corbett's farm days and that is by opening the cel- |44 thyee o'clock. Tickets at $5 to $50 | In England, where they had been for: one vest. lington and got oa 3 i i Can You Beat Tt— o ilbut xfl{ncycd his first | other country. On reaching Englanid | only drink, except water, was coco- | into the village. The robbery was not : s { Corbett left the body in the hands of | nut milk. reported until late yesterday. a'r am orree Op Very Little Some Days a committee, and what eventually be- LYCAN & CO., Prop. LT T T O ORI TP T T TS BUY NOW! Make some money—have 80 acves. 1% miles from town of Margie. lar door and shouting to the furnace jwere announced. Wall Street made | warded by the committee, After Cor that it can go to. i —TYou Know The Rest— THIRD BISTRICH MAN ICHORES CONVENTION| (By Uhited Pr St, Paul, Apr g by filing as a candi- date ection yesterday. The Republ convention: nominated Reuben Thoreen of Stillwater for the | post. St. Peter, April 28—State senator | Henry Benson, who has represented | this aistrict for the last 12 indi MINNESGT_A OBSERVING ARBOR DAY; PLANTING URGED St. Paul, April 28—Today has been set. aside as arbor day in Minnesota. Planting of trees around homes, school grounds and along highways is advocated in a proclamation issued by Governor Preus. LAKE CITY COMPOSER OF 28— Charles R.|- tof the annual {carnival, istoric Franklin Field, staging its | ontest before being turned into | Dempsey a 9 to 5 favorite in the bet- ting. land made 23 hits for 33 bases off Detroit, BIG ENTRY LIST FOR (United Press Staff Corzespondent) By Henry L Farrell ladeiphia, April 28 (United Pt d Olympic games, al the college ranks and littie rockies from the high schools and the gradss Pennsylvania relay a big stad'um, looked like a county fair. More than five hundred athletes were grouped on and around the track. College colors on the white shirts of the athletes mixed har- moniously with the rainbow assort- ment of pennants, banners and flags of the rooting sections. Twenty-four leading universities were entered in the major events while more than one hundred high schools were represented in the score “MY MINNESOTA” DIES |of relays that will follow each other Lake City, April 28—Captain Len- hart, poet, who camposed the song, “My Minnesota,” diec-last night at for two days with speed and regu- larity of a watch ticf(’. N Representation from the east, south middle-west and the Pacific coast game the games a national tinge and the Lion hotel here. He was 74 years | yqjoq to the prestige of victors. old. Captain Lenhart was born in Pen- nsylvania and came here when a young man, He had been living here 30 years. HIGH SCHOOLS TO PLAY EALL HERE TOMORROW Eastern schools entered were Cor- nell, Columbia, Penn, PeAn State, Lafpyette, Princeton, Harvard, Yale, Navy Syracuse, Maine, Brown, Rut- gers and Massachussetts Tech. From the south were Georgetown, Clemson, Howard, Virginia, and the University of the South; from the middle-west, Ohio State, Notre Dame and Pittsburgh and Redlands from Pacific Coast. | George Ugle hit a homer with the | basses filled and two singles. Cleve- PENNSYLVAMIA RELAYS! mixed here today in the opening dny' bett's death, when an auction was held of his effects, the trunk was removed from his other possessions, and, af- ter passing through numerous hands, was returned to the keeping of .a mem- | ber of the republican. committee who was to hold it pending a public funer- al, which never topk place. The re- mains were thought by some to have been taken to France, while others be- lieved them to lie in an unmarked grave somewhere In England. | POSERS PUT TO JAP EDITORS Readers in the Land of the Rising Sun Ask an Aatonishing Variety of ‘Questiona. ' Japanese nev: on to answer a variety of questions that might well stump a lawyer. The Yamato came up agalost the following recently: “Last month I married a certzin man, but he has now divorced me. His unreasonable excuse is that my. eyebrows dre a pale color and that I must therefore be a leper. Can I sue him for the damnge he is caus- ng to my reputation? A Subscriber.” The answer was: “Yes, you can sue hia for breaking off the marriage, as by cannot use a pale-colored eyebrow a8 a cause for divorce.” More of a poser was submitted to the wisdom of the Yomiuri in the fol- lowing: “I am a woman of twenty years. L was born with-a round face and my friends make fun of it. Please tell me some way that I can change. the shape of my face, for persecution’ to which T am subjected Is more than 1 can bear. A Subscriber.” The editor deserves credit both for the truth and sympathy of his answer: “I am very sorry, but J do not know of anybody who can change the shape of your face. However, be encour- ! really apers are called up- : learning, and his coconut plantation vielded him a large income. People invited to stay at his house were lux- uriously’ lodged; but he himself al- ways slept on a bed of clean sand, which was spread freshly every yo —Philadelphia Ledg: L T1p and Be Happy. Katherine Wood' believes in tipping judiciously as a step along th path of least resistance. In the Designer she tes : “You like to travel, or else you dis- like to travel. Putting out of the question love of excitement, the ad- venturous spirit, the zest for new | scenes, all of which enter in, the reu- 3on for' your taste or distaste may in your attitude toward some : of what you may liave called inconse- | _quential details. “Do you know how to relinquish’ your heavy sultcase, your hat box, your coat and umbrella and that bulky bundle to a red-cap?. Whether you| have a chair or not, the porter will take you the shortest and easiest way | to your train, and.youw'll avoid all that | craning and straining to see where | your train starts. He'll find you a seat in a day coach and dispose of your parcels for you, so that you neither have to wrench your arm out! or rely on the chivalry of a clmncei fellow passerby. - Yes, he expects a| tip, but a quarter is little enough to pay for having the brambles pulled; out of your path.” Soap Bubble Ballet. Beautiful scenes are common in the motion picture studios, and many me- chanical eflects are produced wliich fairly dazzle the eye of the onlooker. As a climax to an unusually gorgeous “set,” a director recently called for | a dance in the midst of soap bub- bles. Accordingly, since a space 20 by 20 feet had been designated to be | filled with the frothy substance, a! Sell Cheap! Good Reason for Seiling. Box D Bemidji Pioneer Sugar, bést graflulnted, 10-lb bags .......... 65¢ Creamery Butter, market is strong, alb ....... 35¢c Pure Lard, bring your container . .......... Picnic Hams, well trimmed;: good cure, alb....... 18¢c Lean Bacon, lugar-cured,z alb ...... i ety Set Onions, red only, aldb ... ik i 12l%c Sunshine Brand Coffee, curbest . ........... 45¢ Oranges, California Sun- kist,adoz .......... Bananas, Head Lettu::e. On- ions, Carrots, Spanish Onions —fresh assortment. Strawberries, pint box. . . 23¢c Pure Strawberry, Loganber- ry preserves, 5-lb tins (no apple or corn syrup base), at $1.25 Old Mother Nature is in the midst of her annual rejuven- ation. She’s cast off the dull drab of winter and is garb- ing herself in green white and pink. Let’s attune ourselves to her mood! Some of the things you'll need to clean up, 3 Garden Tools, such as— .60c to $1.45 ““Iron Age” Seedér, 75¢ to $1.00 and attachments..$18.00 $1.50 Paint, Qutside, gal....$3.50 SEEDS! SEEDS! C. E. Battles 413 Belt. Ave. L IIIIIIIIII"IIIIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIIIIII"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]lIIIllI!IIIIllflllIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIII You have never doubted the quality of a Kelly-Springfield tire; possibly, however, the P former price deterred you from trying one. Now that objection is removed! (Continuea From Page 11 S Wilson and Knox, juniors, and aged, full-faced lady, as you are the % 5(\?1.11~,pg|;‘1¢»{fd ifn tl 3 niile run. PROPAGANDA lS MAKING personitication of the health of human- shot pu e freshmen were|, 1ty.” represented by Sullivan and D. SENATE GROW RESTLESS' s Boyce, the sophomores by P. Peter- son, the juniors by Tharaldson, and metal sleve of this size was fitted in the floor. A soap solution, 1aade with 200 barrels of the product and mixed in the sgpe manner as plasierers pre- | pare lime, was piped to the porous omor: Macaroni, Spaghetti, Egg e Cremo, Lily-of-the - Valley, Occident and Pillsbury’s (Continued From Page 1) First American Mint. the seniors by Boyce and Henry. The|would happen? Th citiz a vi . | v « . ppen? at citizen and I A watchmaker, Henry Voight, as- o4 htnul fflflwt of qufilts was then to be|would go to jgil, in disgrace, and gmm.\: to Joun Fitch In)tl\e |:nnuruc- immedlate transition into hubbles be- Flours, 30 3% Fabri $l4 20 staged between the winners of the|everybody would condemn us. £ mae _ | gan, and these soon rose to a huge XJd7 rrapric . ..... . ybody ture of machinery for the first steam- | & Pure Vermont Maple Sugar, first two games. The relay race found Cushner, Cline, Hakkerup and Woock for the freshmen; Vandersluis, Peterson, | Horns and Row for the sophomores “But the citizen thinks it is all right to write me that if I don’t vote for the bill he and his friends will foreclose on my political career, while if I do vote for it, they will keep on voting voat, was the first chief colber of the United States. The first United States mint was establislied in Philadelphia by an act ‘Washing- floer, and steam forced through it. The seintillaging mass, in which the dancers performad, the whole presenting, ac- cording to illustration and description in Popular Mechanics Magazine, & scene of fairylike splendor. i| New ‘size Richelieu 1,000- .35¢ 30x3% Cord ....... $18.95 Island Dressing. . . . Assorted fruits for salad, just the item to. have in the pantry for dgy,u in com- pany; all you'add is the Richelieu Salad Dressing, largecan ........... 65¢ i Wilson, [}uu_-lwkh-r. Baney and Rhea|for me. The whole evil lies in the | of congress April 2, 1792. | for the juniors and Trafton, Hurst,| citizens’ attempt to to coerce me. ton selected David Rittenhouse, the b Boyce 1 F for the se! S ey P i | ;\'th:::(—l f Bm“"i'r,‘i.s:h'”"‘”‘- s “That happens steadily. 1 am sick | astronomer, as the first director. i gh '\lyz.‘l{'"(lxts 3 \:‘ S |to dgath_ of\tt. I do not know !mw to| Three coinage presses were put e o a4yt | combat it. No matter how I vote on g gperation October 1. They were ing its first season. For this|an important measure, I appear to be e th omorrow afternoon | yielding to_the bribery of one side or brought from England. The building pected to prove very interesting. | the other. They say these are the days tn which the mint was located was tne 1 followe: »f course, give Be-|of propaganda. Propaganda has gone | fivst plece of property owned by the i the favorite posit'on, but Cass|mad, and it is driving me and other| United States. It was a plain build- s to make victory hard|senators mad. It is geing to drive!Ing of brick, three storfes high. In It Costs .IB:MOPQ to MICKIE SAYS YHERE \S ALWANS BIZNESS AFTER ¥ INVELLUIGENTLY BY USING OUR ADVERTISING buy a Kelly! Fresh shipment of Figs, im- s PrOYSe: , e COLUMNS 2 for Bemidji if not impossible. isome of us out of public life. That| the rear in an old wooden building S . i g rhe game will be catled at 2:30 at| may be a small Iuss,pbut I just wuntb was the coinage depnftment. Up to T ported, spring tomc,' FABRIC ] . ACORD TUBES e the old ball park and it is urged that|to suggest to we good peoplé who,| 1816 the work was done by hand or alb ....... X = i o hearty public support be given this| innocently enough, threaten and ca:, horse-power, : . Sizes Black-Tread IB , Kant-Slip . Red game. An admission fee of 25 cents| jole their senators that way, to con- Laundry Soap, large;white /| Kantslp Block-and-Button ) will be charged, Coach Smith has an-| sider that they are inevitably lay- = bar Naptha, 18 for. .$1.00 & il : lor Grooved Tread 7 ;:?:’:ngfx:,]ts‘;“fitc‘E;‘dl"“l“’“"fr“ hl‘it not!ing the foundation for worse sorts First Iron Steamboat. e Rt ot o 30x3 $12.90 +5 $2.15 probeble-that. Banesy and. Cline will| CLomioeids. - vthinatios Toms ot'a| g L0 ramoinbars the ujjhe-of Aaton A lazge shipment’of Riche- 30x31; $14.90 $18.95 $2.70 form the Bemidji battery. Baney is|senator too low. One' of these days | Tiaby? BN lieu Canned Fruits and Pre- 31x4 $24.00 $29.80 $3.35 reputed to be one of the best piteh- it will got down to the point whote | 1t [8 one hundrcdiyears since the serves, Spiced Fruits; etc.,— 32x4 27.50 | $32.75 $3.45 o ever poss s‘sol;l h)i)l:my high school. |it can be reckoned in-actual money "r"“ ron, “f““g“’"" 'edf' "‘3 d"ftky"';'” i| many-other special that are 33x4 28.50 $33.75 $3.60 ine is said to be able to capably fill then look out. Liberty.” | of Tipton, in England, and, after be- e teed— X i ‘o8 ’ ihe! position behind the bat. Rhea will i then E‘::l. C‘},‘Lp’ti',' f]r[} ing tested on the Thames, was em- not advertised Elm dozen, ¥ 34x4 $20.75 $34.95 $3.70 undoubtedly be seen at first base, Pt el ployed ih a direct ‘service between of fresh country Eggs. 37x5 f $52.45 $6.65 Bailey x]\(t second, E_ue as shortston.| NORTH DAKOTA NURSES | London and Parig. A'return was made-{ and Hicketsan st pind. e outricld IN CONVENTION AT FARGO | to the house of cotmons showing: the will ‘\“0 "kl“ I"‘. P “C rom Peter-| Pargo, N, D., April 28— H. W.| time consumed by steamers as com- son, Woock, Hurst and Cushner. The | Geary, president of the city commis- | pared with sniling vessels on some 3¢ Cass Lake line up has not been an-| welcomed the North Dakota Nur- | ¢ 3 % nounced but a strong team is assured. at their tenth annual conventi coasting routes; the average speed B sy T LA, Sopvd ON | given for steamers in the best of these P e AONIE the Speakers onl the pm-{ ik gg"('l';e"":;‘;fi L R 1~ |gram are Dr¢ Elizabeth Rinlaub, Dr. ADD[“ONAL WANT ADS pverre nfu.:hy, Dr, 0. Sand and Dr. | one-half to one-sixth (or even less) . N. Callendar of Fargo. i"r the time taken by sailing vessels. N e ption tonight at the Fargo| After the first sea voyage the Aaron WANTED—Kitchen girl. Third St. clinic, tea by alumnae of two local; Manby was employed solely on the Ca g 2d4-29 hospitals Saturday afternoon and ban-‘ Seine, where it pavigated as late as FOR gSALE—Fine raspberry and|quet tomorrow evening at the Gard-!ig4q, | REMEMBER— We deliver free any order of $5.00 or over—under that || amount we make a small !| charge, depending on the distance. Delivery charges i| are not charged to your goods! We can save you || money; let us prove this to you! T TR T T Other Sizes Reduced Proportionately C. W. JEWETT 0. INCORPORATED? BEMIDJI, MINN. —PHONE 851— | e EVTERTTSLRTTRTERERess LI .ulll||II|||IlIIIIIIIIII|III||IIIllilIII“IIIIIIIIIIII!H“HIIIHIIIIIlIl||IIII"Il|IIIIIIlIIIIIIIII : 000 strawberry plants. J. A. Berglund, en constitute the social features o 720 Fourteenth St. Bemidji. 2d4-29 |the convention e e i &