Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 24, 1922, Page 6

| | i T e Twentieth . Century =~ LIMITED Read ‘Em And Weep! A reader of this column has been heard to complain that he thought a large number of the wheezes were old timers. But he must remember that Shakespeare, once said; “It’s a wise joke that knows its originator these days.” 3 —Aint It A Fact— Fifty-Fifty A young fellow wrote to a firm in, a New England town which was sell- ing razors at §0.cents each. This is the style of his letter: “Please send ope of your razors, for which I énclose P. O. order for 50 cents, “P, S. I have forgotien to enclose the 50 cents, but no doubt a firm of your standing will send one.” They replied: . “We beg to. acknowledge your es- teemed order, and have pleasme in sending the razor, which we trust you will like. “P.S, We have forgotten.to enclose the razor, but no doubt a fellow with your cheek won't need one.” —Some Cheek—, Josh Billings Says: Mules are like sum men, very cor- rupt at harte. I have known them to be good mules for 6 months jest to get a good chance to kick sumebody. One of the biggest mistakes made yet.iz made by the man who thinks he iz temperate, just becanse he puts more water in his whiskey than his nabor does. 4 —You Tell ‘Em— Swat The Fly Magnified by the crystal amplifier, the footsteps of a fly as it crawls on the ceiling are as-noisy as those of an iron-shod horse on a cobbled street. Personally we never did care much for those crystal amplifiers. ~How About You-— “Speak For Yourself; John" In Finiand proposals of marriage are always made through a third per- son, called the “talman” to whom the happy couple give a present which us- ually takes the-romantic form of a shirt when his . delicate mediation proves successful and ends in a wed- ding. —How Romatic— RADIO RECEIVING SETS Chicago, April .24.—Potato- mar- ket, slightly stronger; ‘recefpts, 65 cars; on track, 153 cars; total U. S. shipments, 849 cars. ‘Wisconsin bulk, $1.556 to $1.65; Michigan, bulk, $1.60 to $1.65; Minnesota, sacked, $1.40 to $1.50; Idaho rurals, $1.70; new market, ‘steady; Spaulding Rose, double-head barrels, "No, .1, .$7.25; bushel crates, $2.00 to $2.25. - ! REFINEMENTS ADDED T0 . FORD ENCLOSED CARS .Mun_v added :.conveniences and re- finements are to be seen in the Ford enclosed cars soon_to be displayed by the C. W, Jewett Co., the local auth- orized Ford dealers. The_interior of both the coupe and the sedan is now finished in an attrac- tive walnut brown broadcloth; ‘and the séatg are upholstered with a sim- ilgr material threaded with chalked ehony-stripe. Heavy floor rugs give a added touch oI c?miort. Ligl'tsg.of a special design minimize the effort of raising or lowering the windows. Door bumpers insure a tighter fitting, and new door grips, both inside and out, pdd to the rider,s convenience, " The demand for Ford enclosed cars has been unusually high during the past two months. Although production ‘has been speeded up in the Ford fac- pory at Detroit, sales continue to ex- \ced. the output, making it necessary for purchasers in many parts of the country to'wait for their cars. DUBLIN TIED UP TODAY BY GENERAL WALKOUT (By United Press) . MADE LESS EXPENSIVE . (Continued From Page 1) H frequency stages, and uses & erystal detector. The 60-cycle current when |workers are demoralizing. their ,pro- used in an”ordinary amplifier circuit | tests against civil war devastating the note|éountry, Clashes are feared if the in- which offers serious inferference.|surgents attempt to break the Strike. introduces a strong 60 . cycle This has been practically eliminated by balancing resistances, grid_con- densers and special grid leaks of com- paratively low resistance; telephone transformer in the output circuit, and cryatal detector, instéad of electron tube detector. ) ‘In the final form of the amplifier, there is only a slight residual ham which is not objectionable. The ampli- fication obtained with a. c. supply was as good as that obtdined with the same amplifier used with the d. c. sup- ply. The complete dnit is light, comi- pact and portable. For the reception of damped waves, the amplifier as constructed operated most’ satisfac- torily for wave lengths from 200 to 750 meters. This range was determin- ed by the working range of the radio- frequency transformers used. By us- iig suitable radio-frequency \transfor mers, it is éxpécted that the amplifier will, be_effective for the reception of damped waves dnd undamped waves as long ds 10,000 meters. For the rec- eption of undutfipsd,wnves, 4 Separate heterodyne should be employed, The papér gives ciretit diagrams, and states the value§ of condensers, res- istors and inductors used ADDTIONAL WANT ADS e FOR SALE-—Velie cdr, i good run- ning order. Apply ‘at Second-Hand Store, Nymore. o ..8d4-26 FOR SALE —— Edison - phonograph, ‘A-1 condition; 40 records ‘and 2 diamond needle reprdoucers; sacri- * fice: gall at 518 Oak St. 2d4-25 FOR SALE—One Ideal organ, on¢ sewing machine,: one. heater, scoal or wood; two beds and springs. Mrs. Sather, 518 Oak St. 4d4-27 FOR SALE—Walnut dining table and ¢hairs, chiffonier, drésser, ma- Hogary floor lIamp and white enam- ‘el Hoosier cabinet. Inquire C. L. ‘Mikkelson, at Doran apartments, Phone 522-W. | 3d4-26 FOR SAIALE—AOneh 1s)l'ltvel‘ trn‘citor g plow, 14-inch bottom, gaad as f\‘p':v. _Inquire C.'B. Gruer, Phone +F-13. BYe- 2d4-26 FOR SALE—One golden oak buffét, in very good condition; will sell for $22 if taken at once. 1311 Minnesota Ave. Call €53-J. 210 5 {435 SO FOR SALE-—9-room house, lot 126x 140; larze barn, woodshed, well. B. Stephens. Gen. Del. 3d4-26 SALE—3,500 feet of dry, sea- soned, tamarack and pine plank— 14, 16 and 18 feet lengths. 500 ofik_and tamarack peeled and sea- sonied posts.” Apply” A. E. Rako, 3d4-27 “E today in.a complete general strike. Thie Irish capitalist industry and pub- lic service were “paralized. The Irish Communications with Dyblin are round whites, sacked, $1.45 to $1.55;| 3, | sixtieth London,. ApHi BE_Dubiin ‘was tied | 414 B 4 (Omitted ‘Last Week) .~/Aug. Bécker bought a new Ford | T in” Becker, Ruth and O = T L Arvilla® Becker, t] Otti Today begins the annual obser- [\ . and Qe vwancinof “The Be’ Kind to Animals |their ‘parents. eck™ . ¥ .. -Dr. Coy is getti tThe' fulg‘qrnia r;l:is;n in(}ilnstry haf logs agailz t‘hi&s:mi]:n{v. TGyt e set aside .this week for the .annual |~ C. L. Blo h ing b de; observimce of ‘“Raisin'|Iamiber.. . Ot puned Aaning eek”. 2 i #7 Martin Sande. has moved his fam- Lord Byng of Virity, Govenor-Gen- |iily to the farm of his Father, which :r‘all of’ Cnnnéi:, retm‘z;sfito O;tal\;vn he is to operate this spring. A oday. upon e completion o is | *Late spri; : 3 fi“!‘?:‘. ofl;l‘?’l’;l J&;‘;}"" of Umgl‘io.m : 80 ;:\r lsagéi:l"g: dz:xl'g.' 19 feld-mork: e arshal re-is to be officially | Emil Olson. resumed work for H. welcomed to New York_City today | Gunsailus at -1 TLake p £ o & resepkion given at the City Hall | the week. at Deer, Lake the firet ‘of by’ Mayor Hylan. e 0 x . Representatives ‘of many nations| will ‘gather in Louisville “today to attend the annual convention of the | Ins:rnqtjunxél Kirlx‘ds‘.-lrga_x‘;ten bUnion. { _Argument is scheduled to be resum- | - % ¢d'in the Supreme Court of the Uni: |, The Bible Study class met at the féd. States today in the .celebrated hpme of Mr. Beatty Friday- night. Red River ¢ase, ihvolving the Texas- | Mrs. Charles Stout R Qklahonia: Boundary Tifie: = 7 | . Miss F¥ances Stout has 'been visit- *Thousands of visitors are expected | iBg her friend, Miss Freda Steele. in New Orleans today for the opening | ;; Miss Florence Steele and Perrin of the thirty-fifth triennial conelave | Minty were united in marrage April of the Knights Templar. . . 12th in Bemidji. Rev., Kehge per- Phoenix, Afizona is to be the meet- | formed the ceremony. > ing place today of the annual joint|. . Mr. St ind H. Hansen are busy convention of the ‘ United States| making maplesyrup. : ] Good Roads Asdociation and the| A number of the-Big Lake and Bankhead Highway Association. $Wensnn Tesidents met at the home A notable celebration of the Mo- of Mr. and" Mrs. Charles Bloomquist liere tercentary s to.be opened in Sunday, April 15, to celebrate the pices_of the American Academy’ of : Arts ‘and Letters. l A KE HA_‘T—TIE mijssion will begin hearings today in ¢ e Waghington on_the plan authorized (Omi lidgtion o railrdads TODAY’S EVENTS BIG LAKE ttéd Last Week) d Laztv eek) o : ] Milo Stillwell the, Prin-| 3307 trip to,Parn_R'a'pids Tuésday. 4 Mr. and Mrs. mard Robinson and H. H. Tiara autoed to Bemidji Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. E. L. Horner autoed: to Bemidji. Tuesday. . - 1, Glen Allen an3~ George Gnigi New York City today under the aus-| 26th anniversary of their wedding. The Interstate Commerce - Com- in the transportation act for bringing Cyril Ma ylhg.xfs as éI!l:lgxm in his: native Engla an onal caréer. He was a gubfic a'tsl,!:ol' boy of a gi'::d Iarf:itl o, settle went to Birchmont. last Thursda! Mr. :Greigg’s saw rig to Wwo ¥or several ‘days. came over to Cana £ farmer,hwhich 2 t L joined Daniel “Baridmani’s, company | of players. With this orginazation he spent several months, travelling all fs ‘crippled. Cable companies announced they would refuse messages. KENTUCKY WILL STAND . PAT IN-FALL FUECTION (Continued From Page 1) " 1" Richard Ernst, republican . senator, five years there will be no senatorial contest this fall in Kentucky. To date there is very little talk about the next senator. The G. O. P., it is believed is lining up in prepara- tion for .one of the biggest political Tights yet waged in Kentucky. At the expiraticn of Senator Stanley’s term it is the hope of the party to snatch l‘epresentufion.in the upper house en- tirely away from the democrats and ;gace a second republican in the .of- cé. Manifestations of this are seen in the actiontof Governor Edwin P. Mor- row, who it is hinted, when he. leaves the gubernatorial chair, will become an aspirant for the senatorial toga. He has vetoed practically all bills pertaining to appropriations and thereby caused drastic reductions in appropriations for the State Univer: { ty and normal schodls, after such hills had been passed over protests of a republican budget committee, This ac- tion is interpreted by the opposition to mean a bid for public favor on a platform ‘of economic retrenchment. Beinig considered by the G. O. P. as probable_senatorial timber is Judge Charles Kerr, formerly circuit judge of Lexington, who is at present Jjudge advocate of Panama under the Hard- ing administration. Although many party leaders ‘are doubting the wisdom_ of putting, for- ward a wnmar&ap eandigate cin- a southern state, Mrs. Christine Bradley South of Louisyille is being strongly backed for the Tepublican nomination for senator. & mith was extreme- 1y active in blican cause dur- ing the presi al -~ eléctioh and should a woman’s name be: consider- | /= ed, the nomination; will fall to her. Barring unlooked for devélo) mefis the democrats'will renominate Senator Stanley. - Rev. W. H. Miller of Minneapolis, who spoke in the Methodist and Bap- tist churches, morning and evening, in Bemidji yesterday in the interests of the Anti-Saloon League, returned to his home last evening. " RFD. No. 3, Phone 26-F-12. Be- * midji; Minn, ./ 8d4-26 THE PIONEER WANT "ADS BRING RESUL’ ! that the demand for Canadian paper over the' Wi u%fjfi, ‘and playing perience and en, and downs of 4 8 ing 1y he secured a foothold in London § ang scored his first notable success in 4 the original production of “The Sec- ond, Mrs.” Tanque ¥ In 1906 " he madé his first todr of America at the head of his own company. and since then he had divided his time pretty g well between the stage in; Americaj] and in England.’ 5 by { NOT ‘dlone in quality. of texture, expert fitting and pleasing :patterns are our ..Suits ‘made to your measyre, but the prices you find will also measure up to your: greatest expectation. Your satisfaction in dress can only be realized when the Suit you wear was made for you by competent tailors . to satisfy dynm‘ style, your . pattern and purse. R Meeting -All { THIS: TIME LAST YEAR sy Jack Dempsey, doing light tral ing at Summitt, N. J., announces he will get ready for Carpentier in At- lantic City. 3 Charles. Paddock - has four new records—100: meters, 25 200. meters, 21 1-5 ' seconds; 300 yards, 30 1-5 seconds; 300 .meters, 3 4-5 seconds; equalled 100 yards i 3-5.8 and 220 yards.in 21 1-5 seconds. ! Perinsylyania beat Harvard track| team, 69°1-3 to 47 2-3. . Giants, playing the Phils, turn ;wny ‘15,000 = and . play to 85,060 fans, TR "'gll’m Tigers scored twice .on the go;l ’f;—atepl. but the White Sox won'l o0 2. Atter Bittiug safely in eight con- secutive ~games, Stephenson, Cleve- land, ' failed. FROHN . ~Omitted Last Weéek) 4 *‘Miss ' Marie' Habeile is assisting |\ 8 F. Nelson with her housework [ week. i e , and Mrs. ‘August Bu are Easter guests of 3 onts; Mr. and Mrs. John Eic _Emil “Hollander ' left T morning Yor Sibley, Towa, Wl will be employed during the ay visitors “at the rence Miller home. 3 We carry a full stock of | ' National Mazda Lamps. § ° Montrela, Quebec.—The Canadian Pulp and Paper Association reports by Americén publishers. shows a steady return to normal. 3 THE PIONEER WANT ADS Stay, spent Etster‘{:t the homes '6f T for Lgke Alice and Mr. Hoglin for . Migs Grace Stillwell spent Easter with home. foIKS ; 4 'MONDAY EVENING, APRIL 24; 1922 I ara, R. G..Morgan and J.|cordially invited to atténd.”" oglin autoed. to Park Rapids day. Mr. Morgan is assessor (LLILERRN YATO “GO SLAMMIN' ME OULD. COLNTRY will’be put.on in the near future by the Odd Fellows, ‘and ‘everyone: is Lake, Hattie. They attended the as- . sessors’ meeting there. 1 Th e Lake Hattie -Sunday school held an egg feast Easter Sunday at the fown hal. over sixty were present. 1Y & anteresting’ pro-, gram was given by -children and: In spite of bad ‘weather,} SOLWAY /. (Omitted - Last Week) . Mrs. B. E. Tweeten was a Be<: midji visitor between trains Satt day. ...~ 3 The Union.Ladies’ Aid met at the home of John Gustaffson last week and will meet again May 3rd at the home | of Mrs. Eugene Daniels. The home of Clifford Frederickson vas gladdened last Monday morning by the gh of a.baby. girl. . * Nels, Sdrenson attended the. asses- sors' me la Rogers went to Wilton last. Moénday to spend a few days visiting friends. 4 " Ray Tewalt has commenced. b\tfld-‘ iiig ‘his house out on his farm south of BRING RESULTS Another home-talent play has beén : air2 o I ) started entitled “Pla; Fair. Make some money—have 80 acres.- | 1% miles from townof Margie.. large crowd was present. They ing at Beniidji ‘last Tues- ing out this simmer. - Family Washisigs 10¢ 1b-—80c minimum BUY NOW! Sell Cheap!. Good . Reason for Selling. Box D Bemidji Pioneer ashing in : ,é;_celiéng ‘condition; just. as you = pr ;ggd}fiz y yur wash- Bem, Steam I.'aunlrj MODERN MILK Our dairy is fitted with the latest ap- pliances ‘that sci- ‘erice-has ‘devised to make milk' clean and. safe. Koors Pasteurized Milk for your protection. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE ° of material _Pricés of Buick Special’ Deiiv’_e@y Open s-pnu D.fl:ury. "9!3;00 \ B 00 nomical and ~ Phone 78 for Demon BILES ARE BUILT, Bl 22-4 Specia A Sturdy Buick Designed for . Quick Hauling Anywhere MOTOR INN GARAGE . . F. M. Goughnour, Proprietor l Délxifery . 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