Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 12, 1922, Page 8

Twenfi'qth . Century : LIMITED - - Some Times It Doesn’t Pay An amateur sandlot baseball en- thusiast, catching behind the bat, ap- peared a bit shy of several of the pitched balls. . “Oh, you ought to use you head,” remarked the pitcher, en- couragingly. ~The sandlotter did use his head—and he stopped the ball/ alright. i —You Ought To See Him— Something' Ta Do Tonight Two men agreed to build :a wall together. One man .did four-fifths of the bossing and the other man did three tenths of the work, and they finally decide finish the job.? Fi height of the ‘wall: —Try It On-Your Neighbor— The Slave Drivers Moberly, Missouri boasts of a wo- man taxi driver. We always did know ‘that women would try to drive every- thing they got a chance ‘to. | —Aint 1t 'A Fact? — [Visitors, Take Noti An affidavit. charging’ loitering was filed against a hpsband and wife who came .to- visit friends in Anderson, Ind., but are alleged to have prolong- ed. their stay beyond the limit of hospitality. £ —Whatever That Is— The Longest-Word It is commonly conceded that the longest word in the English language is the word a public speaker uses di- rectly after he says ‘Just one more word and I will close.” —How About It— GOODLAND The Union Ladies Aid was enter- tained by Mrs. Clark Thursday af- ternoon. Among those present were; Mr. and Mrs. P. E. Mills and daugh- ter, Elizebeth, Mrs. John Bliss, Mrs. Pearl Bliss, Mrs. Theo. ' Gregerson, Misses Uda Smith and' Gay Mahoney and’ Euel Smith. All enjoyed the af- pay a man $18 to nd :the. Length and térnoon. Mrs. Percy E. Mills will entertain the : Union dies -Aid Thursday, April 20th. ‘At this meting new of11~ cers. will be elected. Everyone wel- come, - 7 . Friend here of Mrs. Roy Kitichi were sorry, to hear she had to be taken to the doctor at' “Blackduck Sunday. ¢ Misses and Messrs. John Mahoney, Euel Smith' and Albert Clark. called . on Mrs. Amy Mahoney and family Sun- day evening, s . Sunday, ‘Mervin Gregerson rele- brated his birthday by having some of his friends spend the aftérnoon at his home: Misdes Uda *Smith, Gay Mahoney and Euel Smith of Kitichi were sup- Long o 10 STATION-TO-STATION Day Evening Night Day, Evening or Night MINNEAPOLIS .....$1.38 .70 35 | BRAINERD ...¢ .65 .38 .25 i GRAND FORK 80 40 .28 ! e | ‘INT.. FALLS 80 .40 .28 LR i DULUTH . 05 .58 .30 L WADENA .60 :30 .28 g FARGO, 'N. 75 40 .28 X * " Bvening: rates apply from 8:30 p. m. to midnight; nighi 3 © lesa-are /| called at the: Clark ‘home. _|Moines, Iowa, where they will’ make .|'1 feel in a position to recommend per guests at the Cl day ‘evening. Only a small crowd attended Sun- day schoel here 'Sunday owing to the 'A ‘trowd gathered at the Pennin ton hall Saturday night and helpe: Richard Strong celebrate his birth, anniversary. 3 4 ) Miss Mabel Clementson spent Sun- day at the Oberst home. Miss ‘Gay Mahoney and Messrs. /Rétel ‘and “Cleon Smithidrove ovexny frém - Kitichi Sunday -evening. Al”‘(l, 3 ST browt market barrels No. 2, $7.00. o LOST-—Atitomobile crank lost Sat- urday befween Bemidji and Fourth street and 12th and Doud. Finder. Please. rgturn to Ideal Pool Hall. 1t 4412 ] ; Chicago; April 12—Potate market firm; receipts 44 cars; on track 176; total U. S. shipments 619;Wisconsin round whites sacked. $1.55 td $1.61; Minnesotas $1.35; Nebraska, ¢ne car, g;lgly rurals $1.60 to '$1.65; 4 0. to $1.85; Colorado A farewell ‘party was given in the Pénnington ' hall Saturday night in honor of Mrs. Amy Mahoney and family, who left Wednesday for Des ;q’k, Florida double-head their home. ““Mr. and Mrs, Dan Vick called .at the Harold McNew home Sunday. Mr. and Mrs, Percy Mills and daughter - called. at the Neumann home at Moose Lake Thursday. 1 ‘Miss Josephine A Lausche spent Tuesday at the home of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. George Lausche. - Messrs. Gust Hankey and Chas. Foster each took a load of potatoes to Cass Lake Saturday. r Stop That Ache! Don’t worry and complain about 2 bad back. - Get rid of that pain and lameness! ~Use Doan’s Kidney Pills. Many Bemidji people have used them and know how effective they are. Val. H. Detling, carpenter, 615 Bemidji Ave., Bemidji, says: “Doan’s Kidney Pills have been used in our family off and on and I have yet to find the -time they haven’t given good results, From my own experience, “CLEANLINESS is next to godliness.” Let us keep your suits or them to -others who may be suffer- frocks in’ immaculate condi- ing with any form of kidney trouble. : & Fheiiady 3 Ml{! ki«.Lney; have given me troub}}e ;‘:i:lr z}':m:t will' ifitensfy and ‘it has been necessary to pass the . g . secretions quite often dur:ng the day E::’gdesi,i:: :medg:h":;m%rt‘y’ and occasionally at night, too. This kidney -weakness was quite annoying Cleaned as it adds months of enjoyment and service to and-affected my back. I also had a || T steady, dull ache through my_kid- their Iife. 3 neys and across tue small of my “You ‘are as near the Master Cleaners . as the closest Parcel Postoffice.” Bemidji Cleaners back that easily wore me out. Some- times, when I stooped, a sharp catch took me in my back and made it dif- ficult to straighten. When these at- tacks come on, the timely use of Hattie and Edith - Clark [ & Tailors N. Papermaster, Mgr. New « Kaplan Bldg. Doan’s Kidney Pills always relieve me of the trouble and put me back on my fect again in good shape.” 60c ; ne at all dealers, Foster-Millburn Co.,i 578 N, Mfrs.,, Buffalo, N. Y.—Adv. g — — = SUNDAY~ MONDAY WILLIAM FOX Presents = Zane Grey’s Western Story “The Last Trail” * ¥ Mack Sennett presents BEN TURPIN in “STEP. FORWARD” Is at Your Service | L atulate or extend sympathy to friends—to get infor- mation quickly and correctly—to promote sales—to avoid making needless rips—for any business or social purpose—*‘Long Distance’’ ays:the quickest and best {rotn midnight to 4:30 8, m. for a 5inute conversation. All other rates quotsd are for . -miinute conversation. whqn you will talk to anyone at the telephone called, it station-to-station service;if you specify a definite person or petsons, it is peraon-to-person service. ¥ ; % “‘i.ong Distance’’ will give you the rate anywhere. NorTHWESTERN BELL TeLEPHONE COMPANY way. Here are a few representative PERBON-TO-PERSON Station-to-station oalls for, 25 -cents ori is bealities. one car, $1.70; New | paulding Rose $8.50 to $9.00 | chances for the the game merican league irit." * ‘The ore even ce ought %o f the American ew York, ‘ought strength distrib- other four are not too far outside to t decreased and a close pennant race in the create” in_ the league ulce;l :ndfi:the S, clggest of! years,”’—] > q}ident e to e the > n g April 12— EWtional gue clubs_ expect another great e'ig.sounder and more 1 ;fiwer before. The ue is more balahced than it ever been. - Fotr iclubs . haye nant - Aprons for’ HOSIE e these Spits are All-Wool Tricotine, Men’s Wear Serge and Poiret Twill The materials in 1 ; :— ALTERATIONS FREE! —: even the our price . Children’s . Rompers 6ur‘ price 80c CROWDS! Every da'y at Johnson’s, grasping the many bargains that ‘we ‘gr'e offering. 7 every. Suit we have in the store we are offering to you at after-Easter Sale Prices! round 200 Suits in‘stock to select One big rack of: Canton Crépe and Chiffon Taffeta Silk All this VS:'p’xing"s: latest styléé, direct from our New York buyer—take them at’ ___CHILDREN'S TRIMMED HATS be ‘considered: - dark ‘ horses.”—John A: Heydler, president of the National League. Rk ' ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR _SALE—One of the most. mod- ern Acousticans on o' market, new, never used, in'n ase ready or use. Cost $50, will sell for | 5 c:‘; 3 Iff yo;x‘sare deaf you ;nn ot affor migs-thisy Call 188 ask for Mr. umEOGEHER FOR SALE—Duck Bonb-and—tsailer ‘and gaod duck Dog at Recreation Pool ‘Hall. 3¢ i FOR SAH,E OR RENT—' on two lots, choice location. Bungalow to be moved. 1307 Beltrami Avenue. 59-W. : 4t for sale, for MILLINERY . ‘at POPULAR' 'PRICI:'._S. WEDNESDAY EVENING, APRIL 12, 1922 £ _The - READ THE PIONEER WANT ADS JOHNSON’S ‘CROWDS ra. heavy iy to price.5 pair for JOHNSON’S : Polar Pie —— i Made From Langdon’s Sanitary fce Cream POLAR PIE Popular Iee Cream Bar. ‘ _ASK FOR IT— " LANGDON MANUFACTURING CO Childfe?l’t Gingham Dresses our price e —— e v . ALL-WOOL, L/ “ALWAYS BUSY" WOOL PRUNELLA ID PLEATED SKIRTS ‘Over 100 to éhoose from— _ One more big rack of Beautiful Ladies’ and M ] —goes on sale. The materials are Can- ton Crepe, Criffon Taffeta and Orceida | Silk. We have these Dresses in any col- ‘or or styl'g gné‘m‘ight wish for— fro‘_n‘_l—:-nl! at those Low Popular Prices, —————— SUITS AT s ———— Your Choice : i §i 3 o i ¥ i OWDS!! : Riflit now; We |+ - UNDERWEAR SATEEN BLOOMERS all colors, Our Price 79¢