Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 28, 1922, Page 6

TH E * i 3 = 'Iwmhoth Cenhu-y LBy bW “AT- THEA'I'ERS" % “What Women Will Do” " is the title of a motion: picture play at one 0 | of the Bemidji theaters this weck: i We ' suggest ‘that ‘the title might be more to a point if a quetion mark was_added. “Ten nghts in & Bar—room,” the title .of -another: jpickure: here - this week, is reminiscent of the olden days. Ten_ nights—not ten knights, ‘We have not:been informed wheth- er or not the bar-room picture has nny‘thlng to do with “The Last Door,” showmg at nnuther theater here this week. --Movmg chtures—— NOT ALL IN FLORIDA A monster crawfish measuring over three feet in length and weighing 80 ounds was captured recently off the loride coast, But that doesn’t mean .that you heve to go to Florida In order to find a crawfish. Just step into ‘the''county - treasurer's - office most ‘any day right after some tax- payer:-has:been informed the amount cf his back taxes. —A Regulor Crawfish— B A DOMESTIC DIPLOMAT ¥ Mrs, Plumper: Anyway, I'm glad that I'm not as fat as that woman, even if she can afford a fur coat. Her Mister: Her husband shouldn’t have bought her that coat. She’s really not fat. It's the fur that makes her look that way, —Saved The Price Of A Coat— : SHE KNOWS IT He: 1 understend that your hus- band left you well off, I suppose that you'll be marrying again soon. She: I should say not- I know when | I'm well off. Fi g That’s something like the other old gag about the fellow who was on the water wagon, -~Felt Better Off— SHE KNOWS IT A statistican-declares emphatically that man is descended from a monkey. But you don’t have to tell that to a married woman. “—No News To Her— MORE THAN EVER LIKE_ AFISH Since the advent of prohibition, it is veported that some men are drink- ing like a fish, in fact, more than ever-like. a fish. This isevidently accounted fnr by the fact that some of them are forced to drink water once-in ‘a while row. —Did It Ever Occur To You?— ‘. WOULD BE DISTINGUISHED The.tight-wad, who explains to his wife that the reason he do¢sn’t want to buy an gutomobile is that’automo- biles ‘are 80 common and that ~he wants to:travel in something differ- ent from the “mob,” might well re- me;tnber that he can still buy an ox- cart. LIMITED —That’s Different.— i Mirrer In - A man can mansge samehow to gt amlong without a powder rag; but there are occasions when he does - 'need:- & mirror: ‘and s comb for emjergency use. To meet this de- mand, - Gustav Peszernack, of Tren- ton, N. J., has contrived a holder: for. both articles which may be conveni- ently fastened ipside of a hat. It is sewn in; being made of cloth, a rec- tangular piece of which: .is:attached to the inside of' the hat: by snap fast- eners at the corners. This makes the | back of the:holder; the front is pro- vided by a.second plece, of like size, secured ‘to;the first one by stitching. The two thus form a pocket. A hori- zontal line of stitching divides the pocket into two compartments, - an upper one.to receive the mirror and a £ Jower -orie ‘to- hold the .comb. - One end of the pocket is left open to per- wit. insertion of -comb and glass. A sildnble.catch engaging the end. tooth of. the, comb retaing it in place, and the safety.of the mirror is obtained by a flap which saap fastens over it. —_— i Spring Beauties. " ‘One of - the commonest varieties of flowers found after the snow has melted away Is the Spring Beauty. The little blossoms are.a.very delicate pink. Bach petal is-lined‘ with- hair lines of deep pink. Some naturalists clalm fhat_ these hair lines” of * deep pink are honey ‘guides for insects, lines that. point the;jvay to the tiny sac of-honey to'be found 1n the center Tof the flower. hough the stalk of_ the Spring gen leaves, inithe base of which "the ‘flower, “and ‘a ‘cluster of diminutive, buds, -cach .on a stem no targér than a fine thread. ADDhIONAL WANT ADS \ WANTED—-—A lath puller and lath ched. Write Warrén' 'Lamb umber Company, Rapld City, S. Dak., stating. wages, 313-30 }SFOKE WITH SO!E AUTHORITY Mr. Perking’ Pu}“fll Probably . in Ne Danger Because He Turnod Down That Contract. MARKETS - | “You've- bad: another. .hard - day, Baven't you, dearie?” asked Mrs. Potts ,a8 her husband came-in from the of- have,” Potts out. Eyery- ‘thing in- the world went wrong.. “That’s, tog bad,” sympathized the ded the biggeat. contract POTATO MARKET iChie , March 2.—Potato mar- ket weak; receipts, 66 cars; total U. S. shlpmmts, 677 cars; on track, 191 el thé cars, Wisconsin round whites, sack- | sag i T o 31,60 t0 $1.75; mostly, $1.60 to | AETRed. ‘T plud 81 66; Minnesota Red Rivers, 1 car, $1.60; Idaho rurals, $1.75 to $1.85; Nebraska round whites, 1 car, $1. 70. ) year, 'ln‘ bisicoat:"down on" the chalr’' by way ‘of ‘emphasis, . “Had the man all ready to sign up—pen in hand—wlleu the bottom: dropped out.” Potts, taklng her cue from years of wifely experlénce: . #Ob; -Perkins had to come st|ek|.ng his head into “thie matter?” exclalmed Potts. “There were one or two of the clauses to the contract that he dida't think were just right. - Said he didn’t quité approve of the time limit, either. Department Supplted by 101 (c”ru :III Lexion News Bervice.) ‘Potts announced; throw. | : “How yas. that?” ‘quired:: Mps.- WHITE PINE (Omitted Last ‘Week)~ Mr. and Mrs. E.C. Olmstead l.'ld son, Roland; visite at the L. C.: K:rk- patrick home Sunday. The George- Smxth and: the Jesse Smith families spent Sunday ‘at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Bert Bosshar-, R C. were dinner guests at the C-V stead home: Sunda ‘Mrs.Bertha ‘Lone-and som, ‘Mag-| nus, and the T. Hanson tnnu]y of Louis are reported to be qmte vmh the flu-grippe. utheny and Nomln Aarne » Olm- of cedu to ‘Blackduck- Monday.: The |; 'weather but the haulers do. The: Misses : Gladys: Alsop” and Christine Aarnes, accnmpanled by Norman -Aarnes, ‘drove:to Bhekdnck Saturday. - The. young ladies.repre- sented the White Pine school in the spelling * contest *with - Blackduck, White Pine was. victorious again and these two young ladies will go to Be- n April ‘to compete in the con- test which isto- be held there with representatives from schools.in Bel- il}' M C.:Olmstead ‘took a large-load 8 crows may ot not like the change of | WILL WRITE POST’S HISTORY Rupert Hughes, Author, Will Chron. icle Happenings to Members of Robert Stowe Gill Body. The history of one American Legion post will be written by no less a light than Rupert Hughes. With an eye to his versa- tile pen, mem- bers of the Rob- ert Stowe Gill post of the Le- gion in- New York, - have made the author their historian,; The membership of the post is made up . entirely of g members of the Lamb’s club—writers and actors for the most part. . “Long in time and short in impor- tance” s the .way Mr. Hughes de- scribes his mlllfir& career, As a mat- ter of fact he was a fairly fmportant soldier. He started as a private in lie Seventh regiment In 1897. Ten years ‘later he was offered a lieuten- ant’ coloneley, which he did not ac- cept. He served on the Mexican bor- der as.a captain, and only deafness kept him from service abroad during the World war. During the raising ot troops in New York he served as adjutant general, where. his deafness was.an asset rather thgn a liability with .the -pacifists ‘tooting their tin ‘whistles, .and then he became a cap- taln in_the Intelligence service, being sharp of hearing. +“IJolned: the. Leglon, 2. Mr, Hughes wrote, ausé. I believe in fts prin- ciples-and I belleve it to be one of the wmost lmmrlant organizatious. jo; the. country.” Hughes has recently come {nto puhllc notice for his stand mlnn censorship. [ A HIGH ON LEGlON HONOR ROLL Minnesota Navupapcr Man wm 3. 236 Personal Letters to “Home” Workers During World War. One of the world's most enthiusins- tic letter writers Is M. W. Grimes, edi: tor of the Le Sueur . (Minn) News. For his re- markable service as “self-appoint- ed correspond- eut” during , the war, he stands high on the Lon- or roll of the Minnesota de partment of the Amerlcan Leglon. . Le suanr and vlrJnlty wenk 280 ihen” 4iitkseyen women to the cal Eaiter Grinjes sat down and them’ “from home, an average of tealy” which the doughboys were w! give their Iast cigamette. | When the veterans returned, post of the A voted ‘an_entlre e in the war. ‘subacrioy I‘Bf_ ot Just as intelligent when deaf as when 236 piersonal letters. while fhey: nonth for each fighter or dition he mailed a copy own paper to each of | The letters ;Were! Ticy ‘contaltied’ the bits f - “home Mp” and local color for f* 2 i flling to which. tries . to, pierce the bark and Editor 100 fough, the rootlet swings the berry Gritiés assisted in the. formation jof a American Legion and de- dition of the News| b to reproducing the pictures of evers s Le Sueur boy that had-lost his life occdsion a ‘e Dally. Plonest. trami county: Miss Marsaret ‘Arnold . ealled “on Mrs: C. V. Olmstead Saturday after- noon. ¥ ¥ had given the firm six weeks more time than we would have ever required to complete the contract. Some people are 0 conservative that it censes ‘to be &’ Virtde. - Yes, sir, i1t badp’t been for Perkins I'd have landed the biggest contract that the firm has had in 18 months.” “My!” exclaimed the lady. “T should think the firm would be terribly mad at this man Perkins. ‘Wil he be able to hold his: position after_causing you to lose such a°big contract?” “Oh,- yes, I suppose he-will,” Potts admitted. -“You see;, I took- it for granted- that you knew. - Perkins is president of our company. --Knnsn Otty Star. “ REPORT EXAGGERATED i“Qrace, I'm ashamed of you. - | dis- tinctly-heard Jack’ Huggins. kiss y-u twice eut In-the entry.” | L4 ere's - a Mflll INCIDENT CONVEYS A: HOML hysical Illustrating Once. More That Force Is Altogether Ineff as an Argument. One great man who had delved Into sclentific ‘methods for- mepy yeers was pasaing along the streét one day.when he was halted by a householder, who sald: Sir,’ yau HAd an article'tn yonr pa- per_yesterday.”: “Yes, 1 did,” wes l(lm “In that article you ula that the wndd moyed.” | | La;son'& Larsm ECIALISTS | EXAMINING EYVES .. | " FITTING GLASSES Office, First Floor 13 Third St.) Oflu:o len. 131 Ru. 310 /1 can prove it. I,drove some mku of * iy’ property last night, .and. 1 not moved-at all.”’ ; {“Resh man, but ! enn pm- to xon that the ‘world does.'miove.” : And he turned the other around snd gave him a kick which landed bim about ten feet away. -, . .“And T will prove to you that the world doesnot move,” crfed the house- holder.: ‘And bhe hauled. off ‘and: gave the wise man such a-hlow.in the face that e feil down and, dia. not move. Moval—Wheri & man cannot be cofi- vinced,. by argument, then blows, and kicks and:Plack: eyes will do no good. .WE: SEI.L THE FAMOUS TAR BRAND - ALL LEATHER SHOEA STAR: IR'AND ll(lu in our show’ windows. BEMIDJ1 SHOE ‘STORE 315 Minnesots Ave.- —— Gold Mines In Anclent Graves; The Intest method .ot gold mining is grave robbing. Modern Indians of western - South - Ameriea ‘hs 1! ered that burled in- the meunds the contain the skeletons angestors thére'also can be tmd ula, T of the burean otAmeh. fcan ethpalogy:of the !mlmwnhn ins stitution declare: that, such ‘practices are des:m;lq; forever the :early his- tory ¢f South ;American Indians. Large Im,anl,.,vt ‘gotd ‘and silver were niade by the prehistoric gold- smiths. The records of the . early ipariish explorers are filled:With Jtions of thiese golden articies, K of which.yere-as;furge ag: “whieels. T3 nmmq Hus Irlllu. At curlous munmuoa'd' intelligence in: thus obtain a foothold. It the bark is over to a fresh spot, aud.makes .an- other trial. In this way such a berry een known to make five jumps in |} nights .and three days.- On.one ~number of them, were dis: med, by.a botanist in the art of visibly _journeying. ‘along a1 telegraph{| Wire, !rylnx to find places to grow.— Bgm. Steam l.aundry ‘-"Pb‘. 195— E BALSAM RIDGE £ (letud Last Week) - Al:Brown started Friday for: Emd. Nebraska- vhen he will ‘visit ‘hig par- ents make arrangements to bring| stock;and machinery.. cManus : and'* wife - spent; Monday with- Wm. Brown' and wife. Mr. McManus helped Mr Brown | alnd out-iwood: - Miss -Pear] Daken lpent Sundny thh Mn. John R. Reed. v friends. ' and naghbon ‘gathered :the home. of Mrs. Hatry ‘Binns - mminy 2 gccasion: being Mrs.” Bin- xthiday. -The:.evenir;? wa; spent in. musie’ And dancin, Verner.and Lloyd Peterson objert ‘Reed.. .| pm%l}‘gar jth Mrs. Ja W, G; n Monday afterno- IDtfiemhetyo!m g H'vg ] hen mien - #nd - a] wl youfintkelthemche'wpam ¥ . kly eases the pain;and lmdl of - warmth - through “the aching part. Sloan’s Idnm m ul rubbing. g ine, too, for rheiil ,.:Em sciatica, sprammmi/nnuu lame back aad'scre miscles: 7, Frr forty years pain' encmy Ask - '1; 'Chmpx House Clea.ner -“Your medicine. is cartamly tha fi:om cleaner I.ever saw. 1 never ich ‘stuff ‘could-be in‘a hu- = } ‘am feeling ten:years| {lnyn!gd h'ife the’ course of| Wonder!u! medy, :and am it-is :the: champion | r y bloating’in stom- ach and; paing are all gone and I can| eat. anything.”" LI is s .simple, hatmless prepara- Flml" 'Ent Bcflfldjl the..-.catarrhal Phone 13-F-2 Gunenl Office: 418-22 Belt.’ Phone 970 ] _ Minn, ||mfln| 5 & »";H‘U!fl‘! 4 ,‘m,fl\n More Facts You Should Know! Buick First Again . In Yellowstone Park! Eschmdnu?eflowsmpth-' : openadmcummobnamvdbymn. GoVernment, more Buicks have mada thiis dfimnmpthmanyothnwmpt 'rhafigwesfor1921, justnnnamed.ahow ! 1871 Buicks passed through-the Park dm'lng thnt season, 412 more umn any MOTOR INN GARAGE F. M. Goughnour, Proprietor