Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 21, 1922, Page 6

™e . Twentieth Qentury. ‘ — ¥ ... Odd and Interesting’ The/camel was one of the earliest animals to be domesticated, a statis- tican declares. Then a fellow wonders why he can’t'go seven days. withous a drink. ' He hasn’t been domesticated. —~Whatever That Ts— The Trio 2 (Continued) Dear Twentieth Century Old Bill ‘overtook them, hand in| hand, Meandering towards the promiscd land; Just around the corner where thae is plenty of booze, Just past the corner where the policemen snooze. “Hie, wait!” say Hi,” let me explamn Let’s wait till the corner comes "round again.” e —U. R. Wise —No. Tell Us.— A Remarkable Year The ‘year 1923 will mark the cen- tenary = of the -invention of roller skates. And we suppose that it will be celebrated by quite a few having a'skate on as usual.. But that’s about zero in centenaries. —Aint It A Fact?— Warm Carine, Nearly 2,000 varieties of sausage are produced in Germany, it is stated on reliable authority, Even the dogs are probably aware of the fact. —A Dog’s Life— Didn’t Add Them All No fewer than 10,000 words were¢ added to the English language by th» World War. At that, it's a’cinch they didn’t add all the new words that the service man found oceasion to use even though the English language be- fore the war was found wanting whqn a service man _started ~voicing ni3 troubles to his buddies. —Can You Beat It?— GENERAL POLICY COMMITTEE TO STUDY MINE SITUATION ‘Washington, March 20. Policies to be followed by the miners, in event of a coal tie-up April 1, will be fram- ed by a general policy committee of 160 members at Cleveland March 24. A call for the meeting was issued to- day by John L. Lewis, president of the United Mine Workers. 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This wonderfully successful healing cream has been thoroughly tested and proven in_ thousands of cases, and can now be obtained from your druggist on a positive guarantee to give satisfactory results or refund your money qy request. CRANOLENE can bs used without in- terference with your regular work. Causes no odor. Does not. stain.-the clothing. Lewis Strowbridge, Bemidjl, Minn,, gays: “I_used Cranolene Cream and Cranolene ‘Soap more than a year ago, and it has cured me of Fezema. I had suffered for more than three years. Had [ used many remedies with no results. Today I am well.” Criinolene Healing Cream sold in 3G Cranoiene Healing: Soap, and $1 sizes. Secure from your druggist 26c a cake. or send 10¢ for. Trial Size Treatment of Soup and Creain ‘to Cranolsne Labora- tories, Girard Kansas. 801 and gnarenteed in Bemidji, Minn., by Barker's Drug Stors, 217 st —Advertisemens 13 ot only inost economeal, bat it kY Yockem hak 2 g R P ot~ A M\tummuu,m Sod rooney. - P tore vah, o 42 wing biove ok ot BlackSitke 1rit ot Thohout ntove ollah you ever [ wurdealer Works, Sterling, ol 2. 1:1-& Sitk Als Dryin e ey shae” Prevents |7 :i"sh Metal Pol- s0 tah M:A‘wrwm.nlml,un- a&, ensly smd. Jodver s gk urface. It high no ‘equal for use or: automobiles, | post. TH' MERCMANY WHO MOANS HE"AIMY ADVERTISIN' BEQUZ FOLKS AINT BUMIN" 1S ALL. MIXED UP! MEBBE FOLKS AINY BUNIN' BECUZ HE ANY ADVERTISING ! SENDS ‘NOTES’.FROM ALASKA Historian of Ketchikan Legion Post Writes in Answer to Letters of Sympathy. “Please note following” the long- suffering historian of the Ketchikan post of the American Legion in Alus- ka has written in answer to many let- ters of sympathy from buddies back in the States: 1. There isn't 4 gold miner In’the 2 The thermometer has never dropped lower than five below. 3. The deepest snow in recent years was three inches. 4. Some winters pass with practical- Iy pp snow. 5. Overcoats are often a nuisance in January an¢ February. 6. Raincoats and umbrellas are com- monly worn. 7. No one has even worn furs or snowshoes to a post meeting. 8. “Gold-fishing” v the principal in- dustry. 9. No one reads by the northern lights or the midnight sun. The fact that people in Ketchikan ride in automobiles, and that the only dog sleds there. are hot-dog sleds Is hard to get across, according to the historian. FREAK POTATOES IN ENGLAND able Formations Which Are-Cred- | ited to’ Peculiar Weather. A potato freak, quite new to bot-! anlsts, has been dug up in Wheathamp- | stead, Hertfordshire. ~The tuber prop- er, formed early in the season, has developed five matricidal ~offspring. They have grown inside the skin of! the old tuber, completely eating out its contents. They have broken a, slit in the skin, but enly one of the five Is at all inside. The appearance is of five eggs luside an oval basket or mest. It has been a year of freak potatoes, because in the forcing weath- formed a new generation. ' These button potatoes often stuck out from shapes. A two-pound potato was dug up at Sutton Bridge, in Lincolnshire, | which had a close resemblance to a rather crude doll,. with arms, legs, head and eyes complete. But it IS no new thing for the new potatoes to grow inside the parent. EXPENSIVE PRESCRIPTION “Do you know anything that’s good for the stomach?” “]' am no authority, but | under stand that food is highly recom- mended.” i HIGH RUNS FOR WEEK The winners or the prizes at the Recreation Billiard Parlors last week were Myron Plummer, A pocket billiards, 30; Genvas Ouver, billards. 15; and F. - Kittleson ~and Dunc McDonald tied, in snooker witn 18. 4 ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR SALE—Dark grey, spring coat,- size 38, Inquire 3 10th street. Phone 575-R % 2t 3-22 ST ARG e L AL FOR SALE—Farm of 110 acres, 24 acres under cultivation, fairly good buildings, good location, 1% miles from consolidated school. for quick sale. Call 410-W. 4t 8-25 LOST—A mconstone brooch, set in gold, yesterday, between _Dalton Can TODAY Finder please leave at Bouleverd. 2t 822 Picneer office. Season Has Been Prolific of Remark- |’ er the tubers “sprouted early and|. the older potatoes in all sorts of queer | strnight‘l tailored | suit, ‘good condition, ‘also a taupe |° Cheap |! Chicago, March 21—Potatces dull; receipts 50 cars; tota]l U. S. shipments 51h9; on track 187; Wisconsin round 4 65 to $1.75; Mimi lites, partly graded, $1.45 + Montana Rudsets, $1.85 $T.75t0 $1.85. ¥ Y Your Birthright—A il Beautiful Complexion You had {tto begin with. JAP RISE Thesoapthat isalittiebit better than what you « have ever used. 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