Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 15, 1922, Page 8

Twentieth Century Only One Trouble ridiculously easy to obtain. ry for a man to say to his wife, “I divorce you,” three times and the .thing is ail over. In this country the hard part of such a be- lief would be getting the chance to say that sentence thr - —Not Even in S A Chance for Everyone a London firm of tobacconi 3 any Bemidji citizen seeks the d tinction of having his pipe placed in a private museum, he may be able that he can smoke it on a scaffold. 4 —And Go Down in Smoke— Long Way From Home The honey obtained on the banks of the Euphra said to be of an intoxicating nature. Nevertheless, a local booze hound declares that the Euphrates is 2 long way from home. —Move Your Home— A Hot.Stove Leaguer After they have heen enough, a wife ge lieves her hushand i truthful as the oldest in a small town. —But Not Quite— Not in the Group Recently we noticed a “Grou that she be- just about as abitant in able wedding. It consisted of the bride and three bridessmaids.. We suppose the groom was represented by the small speck in the corner of the group picture. —Not Misrepresented— About This Time of the Year The season is fast approaching when automobile drivers will figu: more or less prominently in Sunday accidents. All parties contemplat- ing pulling off any auto a idents on Sunday during the coming summer are requested to get in_touch with the news ers on Saturday in order that obituary notices may be writ- ten, cuts prepared, cte. - —Ain't We Got Fun?— Paid for His Advice A prominent. young man about town is sporting a black eye. It h been brought to light that he got i from a former friend of his. ~This his honeymoon, aud the fellow with the black eye is the guy who nd\jised him to get married. Well, he didn’t really advise him to get married, but he told him that it would be the end of his troubles. —Didn’t Say Which End— PARENT-TEACHER ‘CLUB TO MEET FRIDAY AFTERNOON There will be a meeting of the Parent-Teacher ' club Fri noon at 3 o’clock in the kindergarten rooms of the State Teachers college. All members are urged to be present A e e 1 ettt All Worn Out stiff and aching back? all the time—find work a burden? Have you suspected your kidneys? Bemidji people endorse Doan’s Kid- ney Pills. Ask your neighbor! You can rely on their statements. Herman Milbred, West Hotel, Be- midji, says: “About three years ago my back seemed to give out on me, caused by trouble I had with my kid- neys. 1 was doing some plumbing work at the time when I felt a dull, steady ache across the small of my back. When I got up in the morning I felt tired and worn-out. My back gave out quite easily. Then, too, my kidneys weren’t acting properly and between these symptoms, I knew I needed attention. Locking for a re- liable kidney medicine to rid me of this trouble before it sot any fur- ther, I remembered what I had seen of Doan's Kidaney Pills, so I bought a box at Barker’s Drug Store. Faith- _ful use of Doan’s cured me. several boxes and have had no return of the trouble since.” dealers. Foster-Milburn Co., Mfrs, Buifalo, N. Y.—Advertisement, Kiddies'Colds Can Be Eased Quickly Dr. King's New Discovery will do Don't say, **Poor little kiddic, I wish 1 knew, what to do for you!” When the cough first comes, give a little Dr. King's New Discovery as directed, and it will soon be cased. It's;a good family cough and cold remedy, too. Loosens up the phlegm, clears up the,cough, relieves the con- gestion. . No harmful drugs. For fifty years ‘a_standard remedy for colds, coughs, grippe. At your druggists, 60c. a bottle. Dr. Xing’s New Discox For Colds and C’ougl;}s' ) Leman. Constipated? Here’sRelief!Cleanse the system, with King's Pills, They "prompt free bile flow, stic up the lazy liver and get at the root of the trouble: - All druggists, 25c. DrKings Eiifs LB Divoree in Kurdistan is said to bel It is The pipe which Sir Walter R‘alui;:hl smoked on the scaffold in 1618 is now in the private museum belonging i? to arrange with the authorities 50 | married long | | €% ture” of the principals at a fashion- i' former friend hag just returned from| Dqes morning find you with a lame, Are you tired 1 took | 60c, at all ! tIrat very thing, easily and quickly. | ovy, S MARKETS 1 = POTATO MARKET Chicago, March 15.—Potato mar- ket weak. Receipts, 46 cars; total | U. S. shipments, 923 cars; on track, | 176 cars. Wisconsin round whites, | sacked, $1.65 to $1.75; bulk, $1.80 to $1.90; DMinnesota Red Rivers, sacked, $1.80 to $1.85; Early Ohios and sandlands, $1.60 to $1.65; whites, $1.60 to §1.70; Idaho rural ‘$1.’18 to $1.85; “russets, $1.75 to | 81.80. | ELEVEN WORLD RECORDS | BROKEN IN PAST SEASON (Continued Frow Page 1) of 6:42 3-5 for one mile 1 2-5 for 3,000 performances were not exac- tional. .For him fo break re as he has been "he role of a sen- ilister, twenty- k cop, who step- of the unknown i s records. MeAl | doi two year old New | ped trom the ra to four nev who ¢ yard | ne 0 ; establishing long the way as foliows: 10 econds; 120 yards, onds; 130 yards, 12 3-5 sec- |11 4 lion ) | Aien Woodring, 200 meter Of pic champion, made 2 new worl mark ot $1 1-5 seconds for 300 hun- ed yards. Two college boys knocked or Len years 1 Iny Murphy, e | the mark w p of 6 feet 4 fin taken away from him by Brown, of Dartmoutn, ho cieared the bar at 6 feet 4 3-4 ineh 1400 meter team that made the | world's record at the Olympic gamcs t a new mark of 6 2-5 seconds for 0 yards. Jake Driscoll broke his old | record tor 500 yards when ne siepped | the_distance in 58 3-5 seconds ‘ Two new relay marks were aiso established. The Penn State quar- | tet made a mark of 7:57 4-5 for two y after- | miles and the Georgetown: four ran| "the medley race in 7:41 2-5 for a inew 5 W mg marks were also broken by Willie Plant, who holds every re- icord on the books. He waiked 3,000 | meters in 12:45 1-5 and added one {more W. R. to his list. Harold Cutbill, the “Flying Par- record of equalled Joie Ray for 1000 yards and W. A. Comins, the Yale freshman, equalled the world’s record of 7 1-5 seconds for 70 yards. | WORD CONTEST IS SURE (Continued From‘Pnze po) ful, skillful work, and you’ll have a lot of fun, too. Ten prizes.are offer- ed and will be awarded for the ten | b lists submitted. ~The answer having the largest and nearest cor- rect list will get the first prize, while. the second largest and best list will be awarded the second prize, and so on for the ten best and biggest lists. The best way to know all the de- tails is to get a complete advertise- ment which contains full instructions You may have one for the asking. It tells you how to win the big prizes and how to go about preparing your | list of “B” words. _ There are, of course, a few sim- ple rules to follow, Here they are: All lists must be mailed not later than midnight on Saturday, April 15, to be counted in this skill test. No enployee of this paper, nor any member of an employce’s immediate family can submit an answer. » All lists must be written on one ide of the sheets of paper only. Lists written on both sides of the sheets will not be counted. Arrange your list in alphabetical order. That is—first write all words beginning *‘Ba,” then next all words beginning “Be” and so on., Number each word, 1, 2,:8, etc. Write your full name and address on each sheet of your answer. An object can be named only onces, Onlv words found in an English dic- tionary will be considered. Use ei- iher singular or plural spelling, but oniy one will be counted. In the event of a tie for a prize, the prize money wil be equally div- ided among the two who are tied. Two or more may work togéther, but only one prize will be awarded in case they prepare a winning list. BIBLE STUDY AT NORTHERN COMMUNITY HALL FRIDAY cchool house at the Six-Mile Corner or{, Friday, March 17. Missionary Cummings will conduct the services. Everybody s invited to attend and bring their Bibles. CALLERS WHILE \ WAS Loren Murchinson, member of thej T0 PROVE INTERESTING There will be & Bible study at the | MICKIE? |CHINA NOW ENTERING - NEW EPOCH, SAYS HUNG r (By Unitad Press) % | San Francisco, March 15.—China |is now entering her third historical iem"h since she opened her gates to ‘westem civilization, according to a | statement made by Wiiliam Hung | professor of history at the Univer- | sity of Peking, during a visit here. ”I'his epoch promises to bring about the real awakening of China, and bovi glc i ship with the Unit | believes. | | -“Three policies have held China’s | destinies,” stated Hung. “First, thel | policy of ‘all hands n’'—every Euro- pean nationr se territory to ! maintain the so-called balance of power.” “Next came the policy of ‘one hand on’—that of an. And now, | following the great conferencé at | Washington, comes the policy that i spells an equally bright future for | China, and’ all nations of the-world hat deal with her—a policy of ‘all ands off.” “With the ‘:md retrogressioh, s China will i be allowed to.take her lawful place tin the family of nations, and con- | tribute her best ‘to~civilization. |~ “All intelligent men and wi { know that the drama of future c | zation will be staged in‘the blue wa- ters of the Pacific. ' It should be a drama of peace. “We believe in peace because | minds are stronger than muscles, and | ideals -are more powerful than physi- | cal force. | “It is time for the world to real- | ize that China’s gate'is open to all { who come in a spirit of helpfulness and sympathy. It is time for all na- tions to think in terms of friendly | commerce, and not grabbing hands. 3Therc is plenty of room in China for her people, and plenty of room for | commerce and business with forcign nations, so long as such relations are | guided by friendship, sympathy, co- operation and understanding.” 'STILL IN CAB WHICH | WENT THROUGH BRIDGE | i (By United Press) | Denver, Celo.,, March 15.—Engi- | neer George Fouts is back at the | throttle on No. 2534, Burlington lo- | comotive that” carried him into the |flooded waters ~ of the Platte river near Union, Colo., last June. | Fouts, on 2534, carefully piloted ia long train of Pullmans through a | rain storm from Alliance, Neb., into Jolorado during the storms of last June that caused the disastrous Pueb- lo flood. Nearing the Platte river bridge at Union, Fouts slowed down | his train until it was barely ereeping. Out on the bridge crept the huge lo- { comotive. There was a crash. The engine was precipitated ‘into the stream. The broken air brake con- Inection on the carried applied the brakes that stopped the train and saved hundreds from drowning when the bridge collapsed. Fouts and his fireman, Elmer Sned- eker, went down with the locomotive. The engineer ‘clung to a log and was rescued half a mile down the river. Six months later, the loromotive was brought up from the river. To- day it is pulling its regular trains frem Alliance to Denver. And Engi- neei Fouts is in the cab. \ INTEREST IN EVANGELISTIC MEETINGS IS INCREASING “The things Wi are seen are temporal, but the things which -arce not seen are eternal,” sammarizes the message delivered by Mr. Moyer at the Bantist church last evening. The life of Paul asideal to the spiritual Christian and Demas as illustrating the worldling suggested the theme of his message. this present age and going after and maker is God.” What he‘loves Getcrmines the course of life of every man. The interest in the meetings con- tinues to 'grow. - Mr. Moyer is giving studies from the Gospel of John at the 3:30 afterncon Bible class.: To- night he will speak on_“The Holy Spirit in Gulatians.” * Everyone is welcome to these meetings. SALES ARE EXPECTED TO ATTRACT MANY BUYERS { An announcement of more than usual interest to the men and boys of in this issue. Shavitch Bros. an- nounce a big spring sale on their stock for ten gdays, which should at- tract trade to Bemidji from a good distance, since their announcement has been heralded far and wide. Reduced prices on top of the new {low prices for spring are bound to bring a: joyous response from the buyers in this vicinity. ili- | Man is either loving | tangible things or else he is living and | looking for “g city, whose builder: Bemidii and “vieinity will be ‘found | * RATTLESHAKE PETE" MURPHY WAS | FARGO LIBEL CASE MAY BE AWARDED NEW TRIAL (By: Unitea Press) Fargo, March 15.—Stay of pro- ceedings _given the defénse in the case of McCue vs. the Co-operative Publishing company of Fargo to en- able the defense'to secure tramscript |and make settlement terminates to- day. Arguments for a new trial will jformer At 1 ke, who, w rgo, represented the Ci ublishing: company. The- dis t court jury awarded T., C. McCue of Catrington $7,500 for| n alleged_libelous story in the Co- perative Herald in August, 1916. | McCue, who was also a former at- | { torney general of the state, had sued ifor' $50,000 alloging that .after the -article appeared ‘his-law practice of 1$8,000 to $12,000.a year fell off im- | mediately to $2,700-annually. The' objectionable article charged McCue with heing negligent in en- { forcement of ‘the prohibition law when in state office and purported to quote a conversation which the edi- | tor alleged he overheard between M- | Cue and Henry Limde, then attorney ‘fseneralh on a train in which they were said to- be planning a “slush” fugté to defeat the Nonpartisans. o-operative i the' stand to define “blindpig” and | “slush fund.” ~ These terms were pivols about which the suit turned. | GILL BROTHERS BUY STOCK |~ FROM WELL KINOWN CONCERN | | Philip Gill of:-the Gill Brothers Clothing firm returned recently from | St. Paul where he purchased the en- | ire stock of men’s clothing of Freid- | man Bros., a well known retail con- | cern of that .city, which has discon- tinued the handling of men’s ready- made clothing, due to financial straights, and will confine itself: to thé custom tailoring -business. They had a large follewing before embark- ing in the retailclothing - game about a year ago. Gill Brothers’ offer to take this large stock of - clothing was accepted | and announcement. of its disposal will lbc found in Thursday evening’s Pio- neer. 2 | NELSON AND MAHONEY ARE ST. PAUL MAYORALTY TIMBER (By United Press) St. Paul, March 15.—Arthur E. Mglson and William Mahoney were clected Tuesday to contest for mayor at the city election May 2. Many precincts neretofore considered in the labor column gave Nelson a plu- rality. Nelson. received 10,570 and Mahoney 7,561 in seven wards com- plete. Five other wards were ex- pected to produce abcut an equal number of votes. BOMB EXPLOSICN ROCKS CHICAGO ALDERMAN’S HOUSE (By Urnited Press) Chicago, March. 15. — Private guards were drawn around homes on Chicago’s gold coast teday, follow- ing a bomb explosion which rocked and partially destroyed the home of Charles Agnew, 21st ward alderman, Agnew was addressing a political meeting at the time of the blast at midnight. Members of his family were shaken, but not injured. No motive for the bombing was known to him, Agnew said. TELEPHONES TO HIS WIFE .. AND A}TTEMPTS SUICIDE (By United Press) St. Paul, March 15.—Fred Horris, 34, attempted suicide last night at his home. He phoned his wife at the neighbors and said he was going to shoot himself. She called police | who found him in a gas-filled room. Several bullets had been fired into the wall. He- was taken to the city hospital. B < VOTE DF CONFIDENCE IN GOVERNMENT IS LACKING London, March =~ 15.—The death | knell of the .coalition _goverriment and the impending resignation - of .Lloyd George is seen by the British Press today in a breakdown of last night’s conservative: party meeting at_ which Chamberlain and Balfour failed to win the “dichards’ ’ element over to the support of a vote of con- fidence in the government. 8 g T Y A T T, ISR § | BELTRAMI NURSERY Bemidji, Minn. Largest Nursery Farthest | North FARMERS OPTIMISTIC be made about April 1, according to cpert witnesses” were placed on | ki QVFR CRAIN ADVANCES (By United Press) Chicago,~March 15.—Farmers are most optimistic over conditions as the result of the advances in grain prices during the past few weeks, according to J. R. Howard, president of the American -Farm Bureau Federation. Country bankers ‘say that as a result business has picked up considerably. “While it is true that the:advance farmers a sreat deal because little of the wheat is left on his hands, the advance in corn has been a big finan- cial -asset,” Howard said today. Government reports, he pointed out, show that 16.5 per cent of the 1921 wheat crop was in the hands of the farmer March 1, 1921, while 42.6 per cent of of the corn.crop was still on the farm. MRS. H. A. BROWN ELECTED Village ele¢tion at Turtle River Tuesday resulted in Mrs. - H. A Brown being elected mayor for the ensuing year. Rob Rabspinner and J. B. Radspinner were elected to serve on the village council. Sam Platt and, Mrs. Frank Sadek were lected constables and Mrs. Pete Lar- kin and H. A. Brown were elected as Jjustices of the peace. REDUCING PILLS PROVE (By United Press) St. Paul, March 15.—“Mother’s re- ducing pills” almost killed Warren Jenson, 16 months old, today. The baby is near death at the city hospi- of the pills. foroapy i RRY o ceskey mal Indigestion, Nerv- cusness and Head- aches Gone and I Gained 10 Pounds On TANLAC ' says Mrs. Loretta Tur- ley, 2028 S. Lawrence St., Wichita, Kansas. Many women endure these complaints for years without know- ing just where to turn for velief. Tanlac has restored thousands to the enjoyment of perfect health just as it did Mrs. Turley. Get'a bottle today at any good druggist. Taste is a matter of tobacco quality We state it as our honest belief that the tobaccos used * in Chesterficld are of finer quality and hence of better taste) than in any other cigarette at the price. b Liggett & Myers Tobacco Go ke Write For Price List! _—_ 33 9 NEAR FATAL TO CHILD, tal after swallowing about a dozen| i 2 in wheat vrices has not helped “the [~ MAYOR OF TURTLE RIVER| 2,2 2 RATTLESNAKE 5 : He PETE" MURPHY.22W | & YR WUZ CALLING W £\ DONY KNOW G, 7 = ANNEODM BM MAY ¢ Polar Pie He Has a Fo WLk, \ D\O\. L ‘Made From Langdon’s Sanftnry Ice Cream POLAR PIE The Popular Ite Créam Bar. ASK FOR IT— LANGDON MANUFACTURING CO. N} For | Your Party / March 17th We are showing a very completé | assortment of Dennison’s decora- tions for St. Patrick’s Day: i Favors Place Cards ‘Napkins ’ Crepe Paper All new and stunning. fresh assort- ment just ar rived. ' PIONEER STATIONERY STORE Cheséfield' CIGARETTES of Turkisk and Doméstic tobaccas—blended [