Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 15, 1922, Page 5

| | | i PAGE FIVR of WOQD Sx:gll'\l T5¢ per cox:ci. Fred Marguard. Fhone 160, 12-27tf VANTE. 0 dO Youngs| - ing, Gl incoln \Lfi%%lg;\e, z - 61216 WANTED-—People to buy or build! homes, buy or improve farms, or pay off a mortgage on easy month- 1y payments on our three per cent intrest plan. Phone 784 or write box 633, Bemidji, 2-11tf YO;JNG MEN, Womer, over 17, de- siring government positions, $130 monthly, write for fice list of posi- tions now open. R. Terry (former Civil Service examiner), 119 Con- tinental ‘Bldg., Washington, D. C. WANTED—AIl persons having any sort of work to be done, such as shoveling snow, splitting ‘wood, pil- ing wood or odd chores about the house, are asked to call Miss Leila Stanton, secretary of the Civic & Commeree association, who is as- sisting in"finding work for several unemployed, needy ex-service men. ©2-15tf THE PIONEER -WANT" ADS BRING RESULTS LONDON" FOG' BACK ON 0B Citizen of Big City Secretly Proud of What Visitors Universally Denom- inate a Nuisance. The “London’ particular,” the blind- ing, choking, ‘solid, yellow fog, the J.ondoner's pride and the visitor's de- spair, has come back.into its own. Lbndon’s fog s not- the- soft, moist, gray mist that hangs over an Amerfcan city in wet weather. 1t may be abse- Jutely dry or as wet as raln itself. It may euvelop alls6f-Eondon, a blanket that reccdes unwillingly, step by step, as a pedestrian “advances. 1t may envelop.one or a dozen sec- tions, when it may be seen in the dis- tance, and is stépped.into as definitely as one'steps into‘a doorway. % WhatevdF thic real “London partics " Hefit™ broke : lar’s” character, 1t 1s a' real fog; and when it comes trains stop or slow to | a nervous crawl and street traftic is all but halted. Rhe London fog comes with the autumn and early .winter, when fires are lighted in 2,000,000 fireplaces and the smoke is unable to penetrate the clouds. For several years there had not been much fog; last year there was almost none. This year It is back, .and the Londoner, cursing it when it makes him an hour-late for work, se- cretly hugs it to. his breast—he couldn’t help it if he wanted to—and gloats over it as part of his heritage. XNo one knows wh catlon. MANY ADULTS TOY WRECKERS Fathers, Mothers, and Uncles, All Too | Fond of Trifling With the Chil- dren’s_Playthings. I'athers and uncles have always sunde It a practice to play with little Wilile's mechanical toys,at Christmis time until they were broken, frequently permitting Willie to look on merely,. while a group of adults manipulated the toys all Christmas day. But what happened to little Willie wax as nothing to the wrongs prac- ticed by mothers who have purchased walking dolls for their little girls. - A little girl whose family had been making entirely unsuccessful efforts 1o conceal the ante-Yuletide presence ir. the home of a walking doll came out with the whole history of the case one evening. “Are you going to show her the walking doll?” she asked wistfully, | fndicating a dinner guest as the “her” | in question. Father and mother looked at each | Theoretically the little | other aghast. girl was not supposed to Rnow there s a walking doll in the house until Santa Claus introduced, them, Tact- " Fully they jgnored the question. o “Bedtime, dear,” suggested mggh sweetly, = f But the-little girl had reached the iend of her endurance.: Desperately she 1urned to:the guest: e “They play with it i go to begd, Lloyd George's Jokes on Himself. What lias saved Lloyd George is his e of humor. He. knows how to i+ himself. His favorite.story— s of the man who saved a drowning person in the Thames and esplained, “Yes—I jumped In atter him—got him by the neck—turned him over and found he wa Lloyd George—and then T pulled him out.” His next favorite Is of the old Welsh farmer who walked e lives, look at David,” I's now a great mar ves, he gets £5000 4 year!” ‘answered The, ere it passed its va- ! ¢ miles in Criccieth, where Lloyd | “I'm going to have a | said this admirer. | v “Why | CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT Advertisements in this column cost ONE CENT per word for FIRST IN- SERTION, and HALF CENT per word for subsequent consccutive insert.ons same copy. Cash must accompany copy. No ad taken for less than twent -yfiv_e § 17, v FOR RENT--Store' nc v ourselves. Will subdivide. Peoples Co-operative stare. 12-29tf FOR RENT—2 roams for light hopse- keeping. Inquire ™13t 1%;& i ‘avenue. Phone 7‘38-\?‘5")"-‘ 12415 FOR RENT — Furnished modern steam heated room suitable for two 520 Beltrami Ave. Phone 765-J. . 2t2-13 FOR RENT—2- modern, :urnished rooms for light housekeeping. quire at 621 Bemidji Ave. 1t2-15 FOR RENT—Office rooms, now occu- pled by business college. Reasona- ble rental. Apply Peoples Co-oper- ative store. 12-29tf FOR RENT—Offices now occupied by Dr. Garlock ‘at. 210 Beltrami ave- nue March 1st to right party. In- quire J.‘F. Gibbon. Phone 299. 6t2-20 FOR RENT—New- Kaplan ' addition will be ready for occupancy in a few days. Thirty outside single rooms equipped vgth hot and cold running water, shower baths in connection. furnished or unfur- nished; everything modern; come and make your reservation now. Also store: and office rooms for reng,.excellent for every kind of business, especially right for cafe- teria. Apply office Kaplan gldg.f ! -18t: ! thoughtfdlly and replied—"it’s not the | |£5,00(J a year that matters. Our Da- | vid lives near the pile."—P. W. Wilson | | n World’s Work. . “While You Wait." f “Repairs while you wait” may be | lemlulned in more ways than one, ac- | cording to a Jeffersonville business | | man, who had discovered a meaning {he had not thought of at first. He ltool: a palr of shoes to a shop that {h ; advertised “something different in re- pairing,” and promised the job “while . you wait.” The business man-said he ! 1.did not wish to wait but would call | later. | that he . got the shoes. { clinetl to become sarcastic but checked | himself, looked thoughtfully at the sign’ dnd*vémarked to himself, as the “\WeH, I~ waited.”—In- - dianapolls. News. He was in- | Touring Devastated Areas. Large numbers of tourists have been keenly disappointed during the last vear by the ruins of the war. Several have gone so far as to say that they were persuaded to visit the French Dattlefields by fraudulent statements. Not only do they find the battleficlds a mere few miles in width in spots, but they find grass and flowers growing all | that one is led;to expect from reading | -war ‘books: me tourists have been | so saaly aisitfubloned. that they i: they will never-helicve anything else i they hear aboyt he wak; while others speak of the gur:with open contempt: Conservative studeits of the tourist problem agree that:a new war ought | to-be staged for the special benefit of these people. Unfortunately they arc of a type that is never seen on battle- fields until wars gre over, writes Keu- | neth E: Roberts in the Saturday Eve- ning Post. - 7% 4 ) - 1 x Signs of Splendor. In_a_Richmond household a negro woman by the name of Clarissa comes in occaslonally to “help for the day. | She had heen clearing the dinner tuble: one day after a plentiful repast, which, | | among other delicacies, huge watermelon, and as she passed! | ing melon ring, she rolled her eyes at | the lady of the house and asked: ' “'Scuse’ me, Mis' Alice, but would yo' all mind ef I carried home one of dem cans?”’ “No, Clarissa,” was the reply, “but what on earth do you want with it? | You don't keep pigs or chickens, do| you?” “Egtwd, no, Mis’ Alice, T don’t keep animals. What T'wants-to-do is jes to make dem nelghbors of wine Jealous. . Dey don’t mefer have sich garbage as dis a-settin’ outside dere| | front steps !"—llnrpe_r‘s»\lug\fl i The Family: §itver. . “\Whenever I'm ‘fuvited out:.t¢ din- ner or one of those sdciety affairs, you | can leave it to me to make some bad terly. «What's the trouble, Spud?” asked a sympathetic friend. “ywell, the girl asked me up to her house for dinner. She told me they were high up in society, and that they had the family name on all the silver and napkins.” ‘Well, how did you get in Dutch?” «The first thing I did when we sat down at the table was to fake a | gquint at the silver and napkinz, and then the girl got sore because every | time I spoke to her father I called him Mr. Pullniun. "—The Leathérneck. fie}ltsl. Vil A, In- ' YOUNG MEN, women, over 17, de- | §house Saturday night, Feb. 11. A It was not untll the third visit | _ the city over them, so that in many places they | o¢ Text week. i;seem quite chggry,‘ instead of having | the = offensively | desolate appearance . included a! through the doorway carrying in each ! . hand & well-filled “can of the glisten- | break,” Spud Murphy complained hlt-} FOR-SALE—One bay mare, weight 1} mlhg, agé 7 years, uddress; Allen @ Gordony Shevlin, Minn. .2 2 . T o At2-17 HEEP WANTED-=MALE A~ e > WANTED—Man with car ‘to repre- sent us in this territory. Can ad- vance to district manager if hust- ler. The C. L. Smith Co., South Bend, Ind. o~ siring government positions, §180 monthly, write for free list of po- sitions now open, R. Terry, (for- mer Civil Service examiner) 119 Continental Bldg.,, Washington, D.C. 3t2-1. PRI GOVERNMENT needs Railway Mail Clerks, salary $1388 to $192 month. Traveling expenses paid. Exam- ination announced soon. - Write for free specimen questions. Col- umbus Institute, Columbus, Ohio. 5t2-1-8-15-22-28 JEELY. A A WANTED—By a Bemidji concern, a salesman of mature judgment, to close deals for two of the most popular carg on. the market—this will be a good paying position for the right man. Answer by letter, stating age, nationality and quali- fications to B. M., care Pione:r. 3t SAUM The play, “A Little Cladhopper,” | was successfully given at the school| large crowd was present althougii the weather was rather forbidding. The cest of characters were as fol- lows: Ocey Gump, hired man........ Oscar Gilge Julietta Bean, an old maid running a boarding house...... .............. Dorothy Carlson | Septumus Green, "book agent.... | + Arthur Krogseng | i Mrs. Cliggerson Boggs, a lady irom ...... Mrs. Harriet Allen George Cliggerson, %{}:; Cligger- son’s SoN........ omas Dakken | Charmain Carter, who wents to be ‘an actress........ Selma Dakken Judy Eliiott; the little Cladhop- per .i...:.........Mary Bernick Charlic Hands called at the Mis- ner_home Sunday. The Ladies’ Aid which met at Stor- traen’s Tuesday 2fternoon was well attended. School News. ' Mrs. Tony Johnson visited school Tuesday afternoon. Preparations are being made for a Washington program. “Mrs. Linnum is reported to be im- proving. Her daughter; Mrs. Harry | Haley is staying with them at pres- ent, but wil} leave the middle part Plumbing | Heating Robert J. Russell 313 Fourth Street WE BUY AND SELL New and Second-Hand FURNITURE STOVES, RANGES, BEDS, etc. —Phone 300— McClernond Son innesota Ave. 4 | —— e - Ui WANT ADVERTISEMENT /®.%74- Ads not pa.d at time of insertion will &f Dde charged for at ONE CENT a word, /B¢l and then only to those having open . wccounts on our books. PIONEER WANT AD They Always Get Results FOR SALE i FOR SALE—Singer, sewing. m:lchine. in good condition, $12. No. 30 Kaplan Apts. ¥ tf FOR SALE—100 sheep, well bred *Shropshire sheep, in good condi- tion. Call 198 between 9 and 5 o}!ock, or wriccGRoute No. 4, Box 44. FOR SALE—Ruhber stamps of all kinds and types. Orders taken at Pirmeer Office and Pieneer Sta- tionery House. Telephone 922- 923 or 799-J. Delivery of stamps made from three to four days af- ter order is taken. 10-22tf FOR SALE—Schoo! supplies of all kinds, writing tablets, pencils, fountain pens, and everything for the school rcom. Ploneer Station- ery House, 403 Beltrami avenue. Phone 799J. 10-22t S SE S FOR SALE—Corporation seals, cor- poration record books with divi-{ sions for minutes, articles of in- corporation, by-laws, minutes for directors, meetings, stock ledger, stock certificate register, trans- fers and dividend register. In- quire at Piencer Stationery Store, 403 Beltrami avenue. Telephone 799, 10-21tf. EUROPEAN TRAVELER GETS PAID FOR DRINKING WINE Berlin, Feb. 15.—As a rule one has | to pay for the wine one drinks. In Tyrol this is different, one gets paid in sddition. It happened like this. A passenger riding an expross from Vo- rorlberg to Switzerland drank a bottle of wme for which he paid 500 Au:-| trian crowns. In Saint Margharete he handed the Huffman & O’Lear;r FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING H. N. MKEE i FUNERAL DIRECTOR i ! | | i PHONE 178-W or R N ——————————— BEMIDI FLORAL ©O.| CHOICE i CUT FLOWERS ANL ! PLANTS | Astiatic Dealgus | PRUMET ATYENTION GIVEN TO MAIL ORDER3S | Bemidji, Mine. { 512 Beltrami Avo, i Phone 418-W RATES DOWN THE WEST HOTEL Minneapolis, Minn. Now Quoting Rooms at $1.50 to $2.00 Without Bath $2.00 to $5.00 With Bath Moderate Priced Cafe in Connection Phone 62 FOR SALE—Fumed oak Cate-léz breakfast table. Like new. Phone 'OR SALE—Pool.hall and soft dfl!}fi parlor, 210 Minnesota avenue, Cal Kelliher Hotel: - -~ - foe2e" — FOR SALE— Premo postcard size camera, rapid rectilinear lens, sole leather carrying case and steel tri- pod for §20. Practically as good Call at 11 Ninth street. as new. FOR SALE-—CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE—If looking for a first-| class houre see J. L. Weaver, Ano- ka, Minn. Box 663; also have a few good, cheap houses. 6t2-10 HELP WANTED—FEMALE B et e WANTED—Dining room girl, inquire | at Vickers Hotels 20215 WANTED—A lady wants light house work. Phone 223. 2t2-15 iV—ANTED—Experienced girl for gen- eral housework. " Call 847. 5t2-18 SUBSCRIBE FOR THE DAILY PIONEER | —‘———-————————______._fll j empty bottle to the keeper of the res- taurant, for which he received 50 cen- times, equalling 700 Austrian crowns. SUBSCRIBE FGR THE DAILY PIONEER After Xmas IS ONE OF THE BEST TIMES OF THE YEAR FOR PHOTOS We are, of course, not 8o rushed then, and can give more time to taking some Extra Good Photographs of You. Rich Portrait Studio . MRS. A. A. RICHARDSON PHONE 570-W 29 TENTH ST. RO TP Opened New- Jan. 1, 1922 CATERS TO 4 COMMERGIAL TRADE AND STEADY ROOMERS BY DAY, WEEK OR MONTH Modern in Every Detail Hot, Cold Water in All Rooms Bath in_Connection Rates Reasonable OPEN DAY AND NIGHT 3023 THIRD ST PHONEI128 (Next to Rex Theatre) FRED ANDERSON, Prop. s—: BEMIDJ1 31—t numnnGuin i FILL THE BON BON DISH with our " delicious; confec- tionery. It will proye attrac- .. tive to the eye and the con- tents will prove a pleasant shrprise to the palates of your friends. For our con- fectionery is as tempting in appearance as it is delicious in the eating. A dish of it on the table will surely ap- peal to your friends. LALIBERTE & ERICKSON Bemidjl i TN EEAEAL Y. | vt B A Don’t let the family washing interfere with your social duties! Ve can relieve you of all your wash-day trou- bles—just say to “send the wagon——"" Family Washings 10c 1b—80c minimum Bem. Steam laundry —Phone 195—- 6t2-20 | Gnin, 200 crown fsor drinking the 7 wine. £ 3 .'=|llllll||llllIIIllIlIflllllllll!l“lllllllllllllhl‘-' |FURNITURE e e v— | Upholstered und répaired. We 4 call for it, fix it, and return it. SKATES SHARPENED i SAWS RILED i GENERAL REPAIRING PHONE 887 | TENTH AND IRVINE | Commercial Truél’ Bodies | East Bemidji Phone 13-F-2 || General Office: 418-22 Belt. Fhone 970 Factory: Bewmidji VManufacturing Repairing and Remodeling FURS BEMIDX FUR SHOP MRS. F. L. MATHERS Phone 232—House Phone 831.W WINTER IS HERE BUT IT'S NEVER TOC COLD IF YOU RIDE IN Ward Bros. Enclosed Cars By Calliug Phone No. 77 We will call for you Aaywhero at Agy Time COUNTRY TRIPS A SPECIALTY Dodges and Dodge Touring Cars. g FEHF[I TLY A thorough cleans- ing without injury to the finest fabrics by our Dry Clean- ing process. B S - s Leave Winter Outside! 150PHONE 150 TAXI'F .. ANMY - WEATHER 5-PASSENGER OLDSMOBILES 7-PASSENGER STUDEBAKERS Deodge Touring Cars DAY & NIGHT SERVICE BEMIDJI AUTO LIVERY Oppotite Hotel Markham BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL g . DRS. e Johnson & Borreson Physiciana and Surgeons BEMIDJ}, MINN. Dr. E. H, Smith _ | Physician and Surgeon OFFICE, Security Bank Block | _ . DRS. Gilmore & McCann Physicians and Surgeons OFFICE, Miles Block Dr. H. A. Northrop Outcopathic Physician and Surgeon Battles Bldg. Office Phone 153-W —_— C. R. Sanborn, M. D. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON Office, Miles Block House Phone 449—Office Phone 55 | S ——— Dannenberg & Two CHIROPRACTORS Office Hours: 10 to 12 A. M.—1:30 to B P. M. Other Houra by Appointment PHONE 401.W ~ CALLS MADE First Nat'l Bank Bldg. Bemidji Dr. E. A. Shannon Physician and Surgeon OFFICE in Lareon Block PHONE 306 RES. 397 —_—— B S Y DRS. Marcum & McAdory Physicians and Surgcouns BARKER BUILDING Hours: 11-12 a. m.—3-5 p. . Phones—O(ice 802, Res., 211 J ( DENTISTS | Dr. J. W. Diedrich Dentist OFFICE, O'Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phones—Office 376-W, Res. 376-R Dr. G. M. Palmer Dentist and Orthodontist BARKER BUILDING Bemidji, Mion. Dr. A. J. Melby DENTIST Over Boardman's Drug Stors J Phone 406 -t ~:= Bemidji George J. Row ACCOUNTANT and AUDITOR _300 Bemidji Ave. Phone 325 E. M. Sathre Buys Small Houses for Cask and Sells Them on Small Monthly Payments, e e D FIRE INSURANCE | REAL ESTATE Reynolds & Winter 212 BELTRAMI AVENUE —~—Phone 144— ) Phelps-Landberg Agency. ‘ INSURANCE OF . ALL. KINDS REAL ESTATE 106 THIRD ST. ... PHONE 77¢ QUICK SERVICE SHOE REPAIRER I have cut the price down in shoe repairing. You need your shoes repaired. 1 need the work. Izlun'lnlce the best of work done here. F. J. CATTEYSON SEVENTH STREET Betweon Beltrami & Bemidji Aves.