Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 2, 1922, Page 6

AN A dragon fly went-dragon by, . “waiting”’ declares that if women had .dolling up, parties, dances and thea- “until about 10:30 p. m. , shave. - kinship. " . -The. A _+Twentleth ¥ Paregorically, Speaking. “Today’s Events’ reports: “This is the day'of -his' Barometric .Majesty, Emperor of_the Marmots—otherwise Groundhog'Day.”: Maybe that means that we are supposed to eat pork sau- sage. for dinner, —That’s Ground Hog.— Discovered! After trying frantically at the of- fice to get his wife on the telephone at his home, a local “shining light” picked up the receiver and when cen- tral zZnswered he shouted into the phone: “Say, tell me what wrong number do T call to get the number at my home.” Other things were said but not for publication, and friend wife was soon on the phouc. Of course this diln’t happen in Bemidji. We just imagin- ed it did, —But I Might.— Usually Qualified. Most any man feels that his wife and children should: behave them-| selves. He figures that he can do the sinnjng for the whole family. The | only fellow that doesn’t feel that way about it is the man who has no wite and children.; Ain’t It A Fact?— The Horrors O Raisin Jack. | | The fricasee was frisky; | The butternut was butter, but The whigk broom wasn’t whiskey. * —E. Town, Ky. —But He Loved Her Still.— The Limit. It 'has-been brought to our atten- tion that & certain man in this city refuses to take ‘any. man’s word far anything.” “He' reatl récently in an agricultursl paper-that-oné seed of cotton. planted..and.. re-planted will produce: 40,000,000,000 seeds in six years, and he wrote-in and demanded a recount,,; He wins the cane-seated chest protector! i —If He Gets The Recount.— A Hot Deck. The boy stood on the burning deck, He didn’t swear or frown; P "Twag cooler standing up, by.heck, Than it would"be sitting down. ~—Deal Us Out.— That Mighty “If.” One who has! spent many years to shave in addition to the rest of the trical performances wouldn’t : begin 0 Then they would probably get there by a close ~—Can You Beat It?— Otherwise Sampson. “Your honor,” said the attorney for the defense, “the prisoner is charged with stealing a car load of iron cast- ings from a foundry, = He pleads guilty and asks the mercy of, the court, He claims that he stole the! iron in a moment of weakness.” “In_a moment of weakness!” inter- rupted the prosecuting attorney. “I suppose if he had felt stronger that day, he 'would have stolen the whole foundry.” o .i—No Doubt About It.— WORD MEANINGS ARE EXPANDED BY STUDY We sometimes speak of a ‘“kind” person; ‘things..of -the :same “kind,” and again of. “man-kind,” but do we ever. reflect.. . that .the three. words come from the same root? wonderful™ genius, Shakespeare, meant ‘moré ‘thin’ a mere play ‘on hen- He' put into amlet’s ~who was “alluding to his fa- ther’s brother—“A | little more |than kin, ‘and"légs *han kind.” . A *kind’! person is one who treats other. people.as his ;kindred, and by his words, or Actibns eonfesses his ngs ‘of ‘the “‘same ‘kind” are of thesame fumily. “Man-kind” includes.the .whole human race. The meaning that gradnlll}; unfolds itself as a-flower-develops, leaf by leaf, is therefore significant and' beautiful. Words we use. ‘today - meant other things centuries .ago. . .But .there is always a reafon for it. Language is not ‘a mere haphazard growth but a logical development interwoven: with the historic_development and growth of a people. Onlysa_few. days remain.in which the New Universities Dictionary may be secured and the offer will never be renewed: ~ Foriterms on which it can be’secured practically -as a gift, readers are directed to. the coupon appearing daily in this paper and to the display announcements. 4 ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR RENT-—Steam:heated roonis in Troppman Bldg. 3t2-4 Chicago, Feb, 2.—Potatoes, steady receipts, 29 cars, totnl U. S. ship- ment, 5673 on track, 141; Wisconsin fes, sacked, $1.75 to $1.95; ! $1.70 to $1.85; Idgho{ round 3 Colorado | jubilee today. | TODAY’S EVENTS This is the day of His Barometric Majesty, Emperor of the Marmots— otherwise Ground-Hog day. : Today is the feast of the Purifica- tion of St. Mary tne Virgin, or the Presentation of Chiis: in the temple, | but more commonly hn)>wi as Candl;v mas day. The order of the K1:zhts of Colum- bus celebrates 1ts fortieth anniver- sary today, naving been founded at’ New Haven, Conn., Feb. 2, 18582, The Rt. Rev. James D. Morrison, Protestant . Episcopal bishop of Du- luth, celebrates his silver episcppal The Rt. Rev. Frank H. Touret, bishop of the Protestant Episcopal diocese of Idaho, today celebrates his fifth anniversary in the cpiscopate. 2 being the best exhibition .of its kind even held in its section, the annual South Florida Fair will be opened today .at Tampa. % The annual convention of = the Michigan Retail Lumber Dealers’ as- sociation. will.open at.Elint today and continue in session over tomorrow. Dates for this year’s fairs in the Pacific Northwest will be fixed at a meeting of the North Pacific Fair as- sociation to be .held today at Spo- kane. President and Mrs. Harding have issued “invitations for a reteption at the White House this evening in honor of ‘the justices of thc supreme court of the United States. Precinct ‘caucauses are_to be held by the Nonpartisan league in North Dakota today for the selcction of delegates to the county ard district conventions. v . Calendar of Sports, : Racing.— Meeting of Business Men’s Racing association, at New Or- leans. Meeting of, Cuba-American Jockey club, at Havana. | Meecting of Lower California Jock- ey club, at Tia Juana, 1 Skatinig.— International outdoor championships, at Saranac Lake, New York. Curling.—Allen Medal compctiti at Utica, N, Y. Py Dog Race.—120-mile race of Nan- sen Ski club starts.at Berlin, N. H. Automobiler—Opening of 'antual show at Columbus, 0. Golf.—Texas open - championship tournament opens at San Antonio. Close of women’s January tourna- ment at Belleair, Fla. Annual St. Va.culine’s tournament at Pinehurst, N. C. Boxing.—Bob Roper vs. Carl Mor- 15, 12 rounds, at Tulsa. Tom Gibbons vs. Pat McCarthy, 10 rounds, at %nsmn. AR Marty Crdss vs. Frankit|Venchell, 10, rounds, at Wilkes-Baire.! In The Day's. News. Minnesota’s sturdy son, Knute Nel- son, who today enters upon his 18th year, has long béen’ rocognized as one of the most: hard:wprking | members of the United States senate. and orc of the most thoroughiy mformed. A native of Norway, the future senator crossed the water ;'to. the ' United States in 1849 when:he was only six years_old, and moved up:into, Wis- law with William H. Vilas, In the Civil war he saw-active satvice in the ranks. In 1868 he bac ‘With -the preliminary “promise of | " “America by the Jewish War consin, where later ne hegan to study|’ .|Curtis’ of Bemidji before a crowded to congi- I 2 porter ures, and- the homestead +. .One YearAgo:T sure, killed in ambush near Longford, Ire- land. . Duke of Connaught innaugu- rated ‘the Belgal Legislative Couneil of State. “T 7" 'Today's Birthdays. Julius H. H. Barnes, og Duluth bus- iness' organizer; and ‘war-time execu- tive, born ‘at Little Rock, Ark.; 49 years ago today. Hon. Alexander C. - Rutherford, first premier of ‘Alberta. born ' in County Carleton, Ont., 64 years ago today. 5 % Fritz Kreisler, one ‘of the most celebrated of living violinists, bor in Vienna, 47, years ago today. Rt. Rev."Edmund M. Dunne, Cath- olic bishop -of-Peoria, born in Chica- go, 58 yedrs ago today. Robert L. Owen, senior United o1, from Oklahoma, born 66 _years ago -to- REPRESENTATIVE HERE (Continued From Page 1) Rothfield’ said. * “A very small pro- portion’ of ‘them have been heused in miserable hospitals, but. the great majority are swithout- shelter-and are forced to shift for themselves.” The Joint Distribution Committee, which administors all the funds. collected in ic Relief| Committee, places rthese orphans with familiesyon the other side at the ayerage maintenance cost of $100 a year, as rapidly as the'money is available. ; Mote than #250,000 Jews fh the| Ukraine: have been slaughtered in programs for absolutely no other rea- son. than that: they are Jews. ' The remaining .. 3,600,000 Jews ¢ in the Ukraine are reduced to the depths of | misery and degradation, their homes and property - destroyed, ‘the. women ruthlessly outraged and. all of them living in constant fear of new out- | breaks by:the murderers. Typhus . is sweeping ‘throngh Eu- rope-and-theYe is niot ‘only'a dearth! of physicians and nurses and an ‘ut- ter lack of medicines and Hospital ‘ap- pliances, but there i§ not.even soap: and: water, the best preventives of typhus. B | “Hundreds of thousands are liter-| ally starving to death and freezing to death. Unless America responds to this'appeal, the entire race in Cen- tral and Eastern Europe will be mern- aced with absolite ‘extinction.” L. €. CURTIS MAY MEET H. KARHUNSAARI AGAIN The . Brainexd Daily Dispatch has the following to say about the Curtis- Karhunsdari match at.Brainerd Tues-|_- day might:“." . “Henry Karhunsaari, of Virginia, Minn., middleweight champion of the world, wrestled 35 minutes with L. C, LUCKY DAY, CASH an A ed out of twenty-four _On Feb. 27th, we have or repair day. “ - - parts “used. war prices. the profit for you. of the Wiscorisin I atn;’?.-,'and in ) house, When Chirtis fell ‘back limp on Bring in your cash receipts before Feb. 10th and get your CASH: It 'is, YOURS. Buy .- your HARDWARE - from -GIVEN—pay ind, save your RECEIPTS during Febru- - ary. Oneday’s CASH sales-will-will- be refund=~ ay. We will-Have 4 fctory’ man” = ‘here to' make repairs and’ will charge only for . NO‘_CH‘ARG,E for"SERVICE . or Bring in:your DE LAVAL Separater and have it tuned up. Don’t forget the date. < DE LAVAL Separators are now selling at pre- Butterfat pays-better than-any other farm product and a DE LAVAL gets all MON. JAN. 9 days! sales. = ¢ De Laval Crearm eparas . leftq wood, Mich., on Feb. 3.” HIGH RUNS FOR WEEK” High runs at the Recreation Bil- lard parlors - ‘for the week ending January 29, were as follows: straight pocket billiards, . C. Bailey, 24; bil- liards, 2L Boe, 15; JUSY READING A Minnesota and|the mat and the bout ended. Karhun- i got!saari had lashed on a hold -on Cur- ur | tis’ leg when the end came. nt | tor was called to revive Curtis. “The Finn had gripped Curtis’ leg governor, re-elected and sent to the | with hoth hands and slammed it down. United Stales’ senais, wher2 he isfIn speaking to him after the bout, he now serving. his fifth term. Senator |stated he had no intention of fouling Nelson has been the aathor and sup. {Henry Schumacher, the referée, called many constructive meas-|the match a 'draw and-ruled the re- ading “the bankruptcy law [sults of Karhunsaar’s hold a fouly .. Curtis put on a great offensive and e 7 wojked “hard’ from: the start of the “Six British auxiary police were [bout. The unlooked for termination of the match was not a satisfying one their respectiye nierits. % “Curtis 'bore no ill ' will towards Karhunsaari and the big Bemidjian wrestles in Iron- FLEET m TRAINING REGARDLESS OF DOOM Guantanama, Cuba, Feb. 2.—Un- heeding the scrap heap prepared for part of it by the arms:conference, snooker, J. z]a: Atlantic. fleet’ lies here in. -the | Dictionaries . Pictures “ By Charles Sughroe ® Wesern Newspeper Urion A ‘doc- blue CHEMISTS ANNOUNCE -~ NEW AUTOMOBILE FUEL (By United' Press) Dayton, Ohio, Feb. . of tellurium gasoline, which increases automobile mileage 100 per cent, was announced in.the laboratory of the General Motors company here today. The discovery was made sometime ago by Thomas Ridgely and Thomas A. Boyd, two clgemi;ts, butl ;‘w }xlmé, nouncement was made until they ha stated that another match|thoroughly convinced themselves -of ‘arranged between the two.mat | ¢he importatice of their-discovery. D¥. -Charleston N. C settle decisiveiy | Lenhoer of the University of Wisco sin wa$ also’interested in the experi- mentaliwork coniducted here. Discovery train, tention, of the southern -ocean,|so on: ! making fit for possible war. : | . Under command of Admiral Hilary | \.s‘ - Jones, the fleet is now anchore XEKeE C T'off this port for winter: drill and for SRR "/‘l rEX . intensive training'- of officers ‘men—aundoubtedly maneuvers this particular group will ever make together. \ The battleships Wyoming (flagship of- the ‘battleship force), (doomed 'ship), Arkansas and North i Dakota (doomed _ship), came here ahead of the fleet flagship Columbia, C . which called at Charleston and -Key |school Friday on account of sickness. ‘West for inspection. Along with the | ity batt!eship gorce are auxiliaries and|ed the necktie social aj Waskisk Sat- an “Pep” is" the” watchword. believes in action for ships and men, with Mr :tmd here in the isolation of Guan-|the basket social at Waskisk. anamao; w their crews through torpedo practice, ;naneuveri, t;rget gractife. tactical lectures, - hesides undertaking a sys- ay. tem of gport and. physieal culture in- ,h“l Hay. Saturday tended to put punch into every last|Hiimer Bothner and wife Sunday afi- man of the great gray fleet. » For the there 'is ‘Special drill in landing par- ties,. shore. drills; Kinda Sounds Correct [EEERECRRSE R 00 ek BALSAM RIDGE ) and Gehron werg Everett and Earl the last winter home over Sunday. = . Martin Peterson was. in Kelliher Friday with a load of pulpwopd. X ‘Humer-Bothner and wife spent Fri- day. with Mysy Bothner’s mother, Mrs. Andrew Anderson. Bernard Ray was’ Delaware absent from A number from this vici attend- 18 . destroyers. from urday night. 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