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1 i T P i |~ FRIDAY-EVENING, JANUARY 27, 1922 ¢ ‘Wauldn’t Be Necessary ] A circular from a “professor” of Portsmouth, Ohio, informs readers that £ they will send five dollars he will teach“them ‘how to hypnotise their {riends. But with us if we had five ‘dollars what would be the nec- cssity of hypnotising them? —You Know The Resti— A Job For Edison There are a lot of things in this|” life which are just about as hard to understand as the Einstein theory. For instance, why does the furnace go out on the coldest mght an the fuel give out when you are busted? —You Tell 'Em— Haven’t Seen Any Yet . ..It is said that the new peac> dollar doesn’t stack. That fact does not worry us nearly as much as how we are going to get enough of them to try it. —Ain't It A Fact?— Hard To Boat An eastern writer tells us that| when it comes to running down |} people the gossips still“have a com- || 'fortab!e lead on the drivers of motcr || cars. —And Still-Going— 18 ) A Snopigr Speaks A reader of the column tells us that in_his opinion the reasen why more men don’t go to church is be- cause the sermons are too skort He claims a fellow just nicely gets set: tled for a snooze when it is time to go home. —Did It Ever Happen To You?— That Mighty “If" A Bemidji man who is_continually finding fault with something or oth- er now declares that if they had to | give’a mortgage number the same prominence as they do the license number fewer persons would be rid- ing around in automaobiles. —At Least In Their Own— A Good One To Waste The gnul.py woman’s idea of a mean man is one who does nothing out of which she can start a scandal. —Can You Beat It?—- IS EAVORED BY KENYON (By United Press) Washington, Jan. 27.—(By Paul Mallon) —Creation of a national la- bor board to solve industrial disputes was recommended to congress today by Scnator Kenyon of Iowa in his| report ‘as chairman of the special| senate committee which recently in-{ vestigated conditions ‘in the West| Virginia coal mine war to back up this new board. Kenyon also would h:n:e congress pass-an industrial code which would clearly outline the place of capital, labor and the pubiic in la- bor topics, Compulsory arbitration by the board is- opposed by Kenyon. Using the‘prnposed national industrial code as its basis, the board would make a set of findings in any dispute, which would be published broad-cast and enforced by public opinion. ‘The new board, somewhat similar to the railroad laimt board, would be com- posed of three representatives of the employers, three of the workers and three of the publie, all to be appoint- | ed by the president. | FORD ANNOUNCES CUT - ON FORDSON TRACTORS Detroit, Mich;, Jan, 27.—Apnounce- ment was made today by the Ford Motor works that the price of the Fordson tractor had been reduced to | $395.00. This is a cut of $230.00 Announcement .of the reduction was made by Ford in a wircless statement. broadcasted to the farmers at the! Northville station here. “I have been a farmer all my life' Ford said, “and now I am. doing everything possible to cut the cost]. of farming. T think it will help the tcountry to fnake farm machinery cheaper. Production costs of farm products are still too close to sell- ing prices to allow a fair margin of profit,” Ford said. Ford said, in cutting the price of “tractors nearly 50 per cent, the .com- pany had taken upon itsclf the gi- gantic task of reducing manufactur- ing costs, but which is nat, greater than the farmer problem of today. Kaiser's “Brought Trade. The ex-kaiser’s gala carriage 18 fnf‘ sale in Berlin, “One ‘ot the best strokes of biiSiness T ever made was | 10 buy it;” said, HerrZielka, owner of a Friedrichstrasse “establishment con- taining & restanrant, billiard room and | a theater of varieties, according to‘the Continental cdition of the TLondon Mail. “I hought it from the court-marshal \ and used - itoas an adved ment for the theater. Evéry night the carriage drove up to my thealer and out stepped a grand gentleman or lady with the air of a royal personage. | Naturally, crowds followed Into the | theater. Unhappily the royalists made | such_a fuss that the police fotbade me to continue nsing it™ | $1.80 to $1.95; Minnesota Red Riv- | er Ohios, $1.565 to $1.85. ’ MARKETS POTATO MARKET Chicago, Jan. 27.—Potatoes, weak- er; receipts, 30 cars; total U. S ship- ment, 684 cars; on track, 147 cprs. Wisconsin round whites, sacked, TODAY’S EVENTS Centenary _of the birth of Gen. Thomas L. Kane, founder of Kane, Pa, One hundred years ago today Greece formally proclaimed her in- dependence. i The exiled ex-kaiser will pass his 63rd birthday today chopping wood at 3is home in Holland. ice-president Coolidge is sched- uled to speak tonight at the annual banquet of the Indiana Republican Editorial association in Indianapolis. Important transportation problems are scheduled for discussion at a special meeting of the National In- dustrial Traffic League to be held in Washington today. Conventions Today g Montreal—Canadian Pulp and Pa- per_association. Seattle—West Coast Lumbermen’s association. Knoxville—Southern Appalachian Coal Operators’ association. Augusta, Me.—Maine Federation of Women’s Clubs. Kansas ~ City—Western Paving Brick Manufacturers’ association. Nashville — Tennessee Young Men’s Christian associations. Indianapolis—Indiana Republican Editorial asseciation. Wilmington, N. C.—North Caro- lina Forestry association. Sayk Center, Minn. — Northern Minnesota Editorial association. Calendar of Sports Racing — Meeting of Business Men's Racing association at New Or- leans; meeting of Cuba-American Jockey club, at Havana; meeting o: Lower California Jockey club, at Tm| Juana. s Track—Annual indoor meet of Il- linois A. C., at Chicago. Basketbail — Opening of Rocky Mountain Conference season. Bench Show — Annual show of American . Pomeranian _club, New York City. . 4 X | Golf—Close of annual midwinter tournament at Miami, Florida; close of annual Lake orth tournament at Palm Beach, Florida. Boxing=-Jutk Brittin Vs, Jack Per- ounds, at New. 7] taste i - warning that she gives. P compropiie: 'suascmu FOR THE Heod The Danger Signals: i F we dre not “fit as a fiddle” in the morning; if we don't feel hetter than when we went to bed; if our hreath is pffensive and we have that. bad the mouth, Nature has set the danger sig- nals for us and we cannot afford to neglect the Probably eighty per_ cent of all diseases origi- Keiser vs, Pat McCarthy, 10 rounds, at Boston; Joe Lynch vs. Perry ,M;rv tin, 10 rounds, at' Providence; Frankie Schaeffer vs. Pete Mistel, 10 rounds, at Grand Rapids, Mich. One Year Ago Today - A large meteor fell near Somerset, 'a. U. 8. house passed _Agricultural Appropriation bill, with free:seed provision restored. - Today’s Birthdays : Former German Emperor William 11, now an exile in Holland, born at Potsdam, 63 ‘years ago today. Samuel Gompers, president of the American Federation of Labor, born in ‘London, 72 years ago ay. Prof. John Walter (fl"cgmgy of the University of :Glasgok, who. declares the earth to he exactly 8,000,000,000 years old, ‘born 58 years ago today. Bishoap Thamas Nicholson, of the Methodist Episcopal church, born at ‘Woodburn, Ont., 60 years/ago today. — L N A Cow's a Cow -for All O' That In Thursday’s issue of The Pio- neer ‘appeared an article relative to the purchase of a pure-bred Holstein sire by-a block .of Turtle River farm- ers. The article stated that the sire’s dam has a record of 1,002 pounds of butter fat per month. This, -how- ever, is the cow’s record for a year. 1t is commonly conceded that the cow is “some cow” at that. SHANTUNG FROBLEN NOW. BLOCKS END OF PARLEY (By United ‘Washington, Jan. 'ess) cross-roads in_the Washington con- ference, possibly with the fate of the % parley depending- on the course she chooses. The Shantung question, which has provedsto be the problem most difficalt in present internation- al meeting, also partly blocked 2, speedy conclusion of the conferenc 'l!;xia problem held a pivotal position; upon it to a degree resting the su cess or failure of the great confer- ence. R . . A compromise plan, which' would completely’ and “finally - settle question between the two countries. ? day are awaiting for Ch!nn to actept or yeject. Japan is said to have in- dicated her willingness to accept. Whether pressure is bein exerted or ‘not, it is certain the in the American and British govern- ments, which extended thelr'gnod of- fices in the Shantung question some time ago, 18 being used to have China accept the compromise. %ol DAILY PIONEEF H waavewa © READIY, BOSS Anong the ceremonies to celebrate Armistice. day in ¥rance was the in- auguration of the first of the com- memorative boundary stones wkich the Touring club of France 1s going to ‘place at the points on all roads of ‘Wrance where they cross the lines of bears the inscription, in French, “Here the invader was driven back, 1918 This firat commemorative stone was Inaugurated = at by a representative of the ministry of war, ‘in the presence ‘of. the mill- tary attaches of all allied countries. - Boneless Bib Roast, 1b —(By A. L.| Bradford) —China today stood at the |8 « 11y Tgpers . Fresh Dressed Chickens, 1b this |4 China and Japan, (3 has been prepared and submitted to g it The powers to-|$ uence of ¢ T MILLER'S GASH and CARRY STORE | PHONE 295 Grocery and Meat Specials nate in the digestive organs, 2o it is evident that if 'we have stomach trouble, however ‘slight, we are fpolish indeed.if we do not take prampt stcps Stomseh Wruble iz:almost always followed by a camplication of diseases. One of the first being an overawerkad diver; with all the symptoms of bilionsness; followed in turn by ‘headaches, coat- ed e, dizay spells, ppip in the back, palpita- and that is just why these danger signals should theory shaiuld apply to stomach trouble. The American people have le | that ‘Tanlac probably providesthe: surest, ‘safest and’ quickest ré{iii"e‘ y for all such troubles, and millions upon millions have taken it with the most astonishing and gratifying re- sults,” - - : Sy, SRE That is the reason for the phenome- nal success of Tanlac and that is why it is proclaimed the world’s Great- est Tonic. ; Tanlac is sold in Bemidji by the City Drug Store and by leading druggists everywhere, tion of the heart.and other distressing symptams. . ‘Sooner or later the kidngys will beceme invelved - be heeded in time. ‘A wise man pugs'mfi’ the five before there is too much destruction. The ‘same { e ¥ OF POMPRA “ s 2 S GO WA Now ! Wheat History Was Made.’ Following is the official we teams in the Third Athletic Dis! for the week ending January 21, ttle front of 1918, demaier:and E. B.v?exzquist: se stones are in the form of &y, g "2 L“;“ 1’6% ded truncated pyramid with a Crosaby-lroni;;l 1 -750 poilu's helmet, on top, crowned with |7 1 .666‘ laurels. On the side are grenades 1 ".5(!0 from which more laurels spring, and 1 . 500 the principal -side, facing the road, 2 500 2 .333 3 3 2 Chatesu = Thierry, | Pine River . Park Rapids has not played any A likewise.: ;. Specials For; Saturday There Is No Waste “{hen You Use Quality Foods “ Jell-o, the real article, buy your supply now, pkg....10c Seedless Raisins, per 1b Empress Coffee, fresh roasted, in 5-1b tins 2 cans tall high-grade Milk for No. 1 Storage Eggs, per doz Beef Stew, Ib ... Leg of Lamb, lb Shoulder Lamb, lb Leg of Veal, 1b . Shoulder “Veal, 1b Veal Stew, b g 3lbs homesmade Bologna or Liv er Sausage for. 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