Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 21, 1922, Page 6

'fi'g“" well acquainted witl %y $he place where Lincoln-was shot every ‘morning.. - < = i ) s Sonie Guy, Too— )“The Last of the Lise: agaiiist: tao' much 3 an beiieves that a fair-sized army: should be maintained by .the United States. John J. is evidently afraid that he may lose his job. ‘At his present rat- ing he-ought-to-be about the:last :sol- dier let out. Then'he might be given: a job.of appearing. gver{y,w often be- fore a°senate investigating committee to relate how-he “won the war.” —iSoft ‘for ‘Pershing— ' The Unimaginative Writer We notice that there is a man in| Kentucky who claims he is 133 years| old. The despatch says:that his mem-i ory is. excellent and his sight fairly| good, Nothing is sail, kowever, aboui his ‘imagination, He claims he is 133 years -old. - —That’s Imarnatios When Is a 'Man A “Cenadian writer claims that 5. woman is as:old as she lowk:.When a ! man gets he doesn’t loolk. Geiteral John J. Pershing. declares | : AT E MARKETS ‘POTATO MARKET Chicago, Jan.21.—Potato market weak. Total U. S. shipments, 480 cars. On track, 97. 'Wisconsin, sacked, ‘§2 to $2:10; Minnesota ‘and ‘Michigan, $1.90 to $2.05. . LAKES IN TEKAS BOAST | PLENIY OF WILD BUCKS iBY Cuited Prens) Lubbeek, Texas, Jan. 21.—If a two squere feet of ny. ducks will it take ‘ctely hide the water in a| “The ey Friends -of ‘the -part; were undoukhted.y reli upon.rea. - ing the ‘foliowing ‘article, which re- cently appeared:in‘the Burr:Qak Be.- con, to find.out: *'Corn. to Mr. Mrs. Williara-Fipgh. a¢ —Czn-Fou Beat (¢ ‘No'Ciavee for Dis About the only wiy Lo 2lveys remsin a hero i eye is<to-die right aft>r ti ceremony. is péyfornied. —And Leave Lots of Insuranze .| How :About the Bar Fiy? “I wonder where allthe flic: c swatted around the dining roon “Well, mom,” said-th¢ youig jo of the family, “the cyclong malkes t touse fly... the ibiacksmivh jnglies firc fly, the jockey makes the kol fly,:and ‘I "heard - you ‘tell ‘pa at supper tablé the other might that us «children:make the butter fly.” ~~And the Shoo-Fly?— The First Hundred Ycars, Etec. (From toe .Trehcrne Times) A new paper-has started at Boisze- vain where already:theze wos an old established .weekly, -Eoissevain :must be an L of a town. The total gross business.of -the-Treherne ‘L'imes dur- ing «Juld was exactly $40.10 'morc :than ‘was paid-qut—another instance of the cxhaust béing too close to the h -~Maybe ‘thé ‘Piper ‘Is a Weakly— The Weaker Sex All Europe is.said to have its eycs upon Champery, Switzerland, where :the women have taken over complete charge of municipal affairs. In fact, about all:that is left of the men is their cléthes—and the women arc wearing. them, —0 bufih,'Where Is Thy Sting?— WILLPASS .CONGRESS (By “United Press) Washirigton, Jana. 21.—A prelim- inary canvass-of congress reveals:that the majority of both 'houses favor ac- ccptance «of ‘Henry-Ford’s offer for| the Muscle Shoals nitrate plant. Friends of Ford have made a survey and even opponents of Ford secretly admitted today that the chances of congress eventually accepting the of- fer are.gaad. That it will:be subjected to one:of the:most vigorous -political battles inecent years, is theiopinion. POPE NOT EXPECTED T0 (By United Pres Rome, Italy (1:30), Jan. 21 (By Henry “Wood).—“The ‘end >is immi- 1 ment,” said :Cardinal. Gaspair, emerg- ing ‘from the Yed ‘chanthers where Pope: Benedict lay. dying. He an- _.nounged that the pope was delirious. .. "“Rome, " Italy (2:30 p. m.).—Pope Benedict'sark into a sleep-this after- snogn .and it -is .unlikely -that -he;will Tive until evening, Dr. Battistine an- nounced. ‘Only injections of camphor ‘ofl’ gives the'pope any relief, it was ‘Ships Long in Service.” The vessels of past centuries had a career which iseems to. us moderns like the longevity -of -the -patriarchs. The Princess .Mary, -which .brought William' of Orange to England, was in active gervice for more than 200 years, | She was seveuty-two years old when _she arrived with the Dutch troops in Torbay. :Under the name of Betsy Cairns she continued 'her-labors atter her ‘two ‘hundredth ‘birthday- In the transport “trade ‘between ‘Britain and ithe ‘West Indies,'foundering at last off the English coast at the venerable age ¢ When these flocks leave the watss _mer shower with the water that fals' | EQUiTY EX ‘|and if .continued .may .revolutionize ds wide by 950-yards 2? . § On’one morn'ng's drive, 20 lakes can be found in the Scuth Plains sec- t on arcund this town that will have fiom 1,000 to 18,000 ducks upon it. tir=y crench you froi: their feathers and make p roar ha: can’be heard a half mile. Tie iakes .arc surrounded .for two, ¢; with an absolute level plain, w thout a blind it is practically, sa3g’b e to get a shot at the ducks., Geess, © the great white-breasted cugs that stand up 40 to 46 inches| d look like a flock of sheep cross- eld. can bz.turned best with a nge rifle. * One good fat goose at for a party.of ten, 1ANGE AND'GRAIN GROWERS IN FULL HARMONY | By United Pross) Fergo, N. D, Jan. 21.—The Equity Exchange and North Dakdta -Grain Growers today were in fuil-harmony. The tontract was signed last night, which gives the Equily the exclusive mzency for the Grain Growers in.the sezond zone. Tie second zone is the tur‘ltoril tributary to the Twin Cities end Duluth. ' LUMBER REPORT SHOWS (LontiGues from Page Ly duction of 28,000,000,000 board fees, which -est:mate, however, was based on a 1920 production of 32,000,000,~ 000 bourd Lect; so it must be-remem- bered that the figures are estimates and not ‘facts. However, there is.a very valun.ble fact to be .drawn .from the ‘‘vital statistics” of 1921. ‘This'is the most importunt ‘deveiopment -of the year the lumber industry. The fact is there has beenh no overproduction, and yet at the . beginning .of 1921 the stage seemed all sot for overproduction be- cause, for . the ientire’ yeor of 1020, production exceeded shipments by 13 per.cent and orders by 20 iper cent, But for 1921 the record .reads differ- ently, as production was less than .orders by 4 per cent,while shipments exceeded production by 1 per, cent. Pruly-the lumber industry reformed in the:matier of overproduction, The ‘tone ‘of the current lumber market continucs strong:with a steady but ;sure \Increase ‘in purchasing. A number. of retwilers’ conventions will be beld this ‘weék. and.next,-and dur- ing these conventions a-large increase in ‘Byying'is cexpected, ERAEAE R MR R RN SN LAVENIAT * IRERERS AR SRS L S K] Every one:who-did:not attend the hard times dance at he _scnool house Friday night some time. Really. you 't think there were s‘no Thanay rags inf' the whole counrty..Eyen -the lunch*was magni- ficent i itekhowing pf hard times, consisting*of. & 40ethpick; ‘onion and glass of late was greeted with a woebegofie face from cach recipient. flq ;were-collected for all jewelry, and prizes awarded the:tack« iest competitors, \Vivia Cross and Budd Cross, ‘being ‘chosen, both of whom returned their ‘winnings to the new organ fund. With the aid of V. A. Hoar’s phonograph, Herb Lester and his violin, a jolly ‘dancing party .proved ‘the source of entertainment. | Dous a two-hour wait-at a certain spot in 30 below weather to get to practice the new play sound as if its players were in earnest? We think is0. We are also predicting a success of the,play. Theodore Snyder was a Bemidji | visitor Tuesday. | Owing tr the railroad company’s delay in' c.:pleting a” spur the log- ‘two ‘hundred and fifty years. zing under the management of ‘W. A. Broomquist has'been delayed. Sev- \ ORTER KHOWED %) BEYTER'N O GO Rowr ME BEMIDII DARLY PIONEER -~ a SATURDAY EVENING, JANUARY. 21, 1922 B81G BoOB ! off. silitis, Mys. W. J. Phillips spent Tuesday | Was getting to be a dread to the host. of this week with Mrs. Jack Mcaneess and an afternoon of labor in- of East Bemidji. eral men and teams have been laid . Don Lester bought two milch ¢oWs|Each member cnjoyed the standard in'Bemidji last week. James Lester has been confined to|Every onc knows we enjcyed the his home for a_iew days, ill of ton-|chicken pic dinner served by M vt Bt GO BAGK AND LICK HIMU GLOUY HIM . The Ladies Mrs. W. G. Phil change club met with ps on Wednesday. club luncheon served by ihe hostess. Tell at the last meeting but club day as was originally intended, hoping each member will observe the g rules of the club, The next meeting will be held at the home of Mis, Leistq‘, and a full attendance is nécessary as new plans of importance are to be discussed. “Major McNutt,” Bud LaDouceur, 1 ALLerT was the only member absent from a stead of a Jozly\ informal get together |splendid rehearsal given Sunday af- serv Here'’s ternoon at the home of Mrs. Baird. However, he appeared upon the scene put in for the play. load of potatoes Saturdar of last week. a number of her friends a: a party at her home. i G. I Goodmanson shipped a car Mrs. ‘S. Teli ‘entertained-the young people taking part in “Deacon Dubbs” later and some faithful -work -was|after rehearsal ‘at her home ] Ay night. A delicious' lunch was servad and dancing was -enjoyed. Every.one likes to rehearse at Mrs. Tell’s. Sunday being the birthday of Miss Miss Bertha Coleman entertained |Mildred Nefl she entertained at:-din- ner her teacher,:Miss. Butler of Big Bass Lake and Leslie Campbell. missed more excitement| - than the old house has witnessey for|: stands balanced ready THE ONLY OBSTACLE to be pushed aside. Add vyour strength now to that of hundreds of thousands of other busi- - . e Confidence-f-OPfimism—wifl do_more than anything else to restore good times. A ness men and remove it. Businessiis reviving—as it did after the depi'essions of 1896,1904,1908,1914. o The volume of manufacturing and trade is increasing da'ily, unemployment - is decreasing, loans are expanding. Business is ‘gathering momentum — . PROSPERITY.IS JusT ROUND THE.CORNER Space contributed by the BEMIDJI PIONEER S in co-operation with the ROTARY CLUB PROSPERITY CAMPAIGN Advertisements contributed by Frank Presbrey Advertising Agency, New York AN S | H 8l s S