Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 17, 1922, Page 6

Twentieth Century Laugh at us— 3 Not with us— % Height iof Service *“Mail Orders on Fords Given Care- ful Attention,” reads:a recent adver- tisement of a Ford distributor. That’s what the efficiency expert might call SERVICE. ~—All ‘Together Now!— Boy, Page the Censors! A sign’ in a street car presents something for the censors to look i to, The sign reads: “Passengers in this car are requested to change to Reis underwear.” We wonder if the car was fitted with shock absorbers. —Quite a Change— This' Farmer Was Wise A wise farmer once advised: “Don’ | Receipts, 34 cars. MARKETS POTATO MARKET otatoes steady. otat U. S. ship- Chicago, Jan. 16. sit down in the méadow and wait for| ments, 650;. on track, 98; ‘Wisconsin, the “cow to back ‘up and be milked. | sacked, $1.90-to $2; Michigan, s“’kg lege;- State’ Senator P. M. McGarry, Go after the cow.” —He Evidently Had Tried It— p . An Amateur ! The young suitor.was getting..im. patient. He had waited for nearly an :ll?nrflnlld ‘consequently ‘wonde: if A inE ug B 3 whether e%":mfi?wn tn&ufiifl}}gg not. It developed-that it wasn’t her mind that she was making u —Anyone :Could- See. That— Some ‘Consolation It isn't the cough that carries you off; it’s the coffin - they carry you off in.' Still, the undertaker ‘at times hears the caskets coughin’. ~ —DMouse, Where ‘Art Thou Brick?— Education Pays Casey believed in being educated along all lines.” ' Mrs. Casey spent most of her time over the fashion pa- pers. “What are aigrettes, Mike?” she asked. E “Werent' yez ever in sassiety, wom- i 1daho russets, $2.35. 3 , €0 d, $1.90 to $1.95; Minnesota, $1.7 :o':l.%; Red " River Ohios, $2.10; » - BIG FOOTBALL SERIES (By ‘United Pross) Urbana, I, Jan. 17.—_Transcon nental football games, during the reg- ular playing season, i the nla;l qi Robert Zuppke, University of Illinois ach. < 4 i “Within ‘the next few years,” he said, “I hope to take my team from coast to coast during the regular season for games with representative teams in each section.” 4 ‘California already has been.listed for a series starting in 1923, and an eastern team may be booked for the same season. AN “Provincialism and commercialism are the game’s greatest dangers,” t an? Shure, it's what ye sind when | Zuppke asserted, ‘“Transcontinental ye can’t go.” —Casey Always Went— The Thrifty Scot fl‘he small Irish boy was evidently quite well aéquainted with the vari-! ous members of the human race. He was asked by the school teacher to ex- plain what a postoffice is. He declared that it was a place where a Scotch- man goes to fill his fountain pen. ~—The Teacher Regovered— Time'’s Up The attorney for the defense had been allowed fifteen minutes in which to make his argument. He began by alluding to the old swimming hole of his” boyhood "days, telling in flowery periods of the balmy- air, the joy of youth ,the singing birds, the cool wa- ter—— 3 Je i And then.he was interrupted by the voice of the judge. ““Come out, Chaunc: “and ‘put on your clo teen minutes are up.’ —~—APolite Judge— Draw Your Qwn Conclusions Dear Twentieth Century—I wonder if dyeing one’s hair is really as dan- gerous as the doctors say.—I. May Tryit. . 'he drawled, es. Your fif- games will break down the antagon- istic sectional barriers, and will de- velop a spirit of sportsmanship and unity, which will assure - increased popularity, not only among colleges,. but with:the general public.” * Zuppke alsp believes that brains, not brawn make the player. . “In_these days_of open plays and trick formations, victories are won by outmaneuvering the other team. And|" this requires intelligent, alert men. Brains wfll win every time.” TEN STATE MEETINGS AT FARGO THIS WEEK (By United Press) Fargo, N. D., Jan.;17.—The various farmers’ marketing projects, railroad rates, the deep waterway from the Great Lakes to the ocean and agri- culture in general will be ‘discussed here' this week when several hundred farmers meet to attend the ten vari- ous state conventions in* Fargo. The cause for the present agricul- tural depression and its remedies will be reviewed by the various nationally known speakers from their viewpoint. Our conclusion is that it is just as dangerous as the doctors claim it is. An uncle of ours tried it once and in less than three months he was mar- ried to a widow with four children; Look . Béfore :You Leap!— THE PIONEER WA T ADS BRING RESULTS : = Sta¥ters. . . .$70.00 # E -~ = == = = E same careful attention as though you appeared in-person. = C. W. Jew = Telephone 970 2 Ford Car Coupe The two big conventions ~of the week are the Equity Co-operative Ex- change and the Tri-State Grain Grow- ers. President J. M. Andrerson of the Equity will"talk this " afternoon at 1:30. “The business meeting for the election of officers and revision of by- {|18ws will be held Wednesday evening. President Johny H. Worst, who h: setved many years as head of the Tri- State. Grain Growers. will-probably re- flllIIIIIIlll!llliIIIIIIIIIIIIIIliIllllIl‘IlIIIIIillII|IIIIIlIIIIIiIIIIIIIllIIllIIIllilIfllmIllllfIIIIllllllIIlIlIIIIIlliIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIl'é‘ Another Drop . Word has been received that Fords l';_a:,ve, taken another drop in price,-but quality to.remain the same high standard as of old.. THESE NEW PRICES ARE EFFECTIVE JAN 16, 1922 Touring Car, 5-panengef e Rba_daier-, 2-passenger ......... SR (THESE PRICES ARE F: 0. B. DETROIT, MICH.) (_))'ders are filled in the order in which they are received,: To assure yourself of having your car when you want it, place your order now. Mail orders given the, N WHAYS view the work of the organization and strive to make a farewell address] Thursday evening. In view of his long service as president, there is expected to be much ‘opposition to his_retire- ment, | Other speakers before these con- ventions are; H. L. Bissonette, presi- dent Iowa ‘division Farmers Educa- ional and Co-operative Union of Am- erica, Des Moines; Rev. Willard, econ- omist, North Dakota Agricultural col- Walker, Minn.; J. J. Murphy, railroad commissioner, Pierre, S. D., and Gov. W. L. Harding of Iowa. & '3 B Other organizations. - meeting here are: farm managers, potato growers, _|poultry ass ion, Upited States Grain Growers, Inc, improved seed gmweu, ‘and wool . growers. associa- ion, g PDOVISIONAL GOVERNMENT TO ANNOUNCE ITS POLICY (By United Press) Dublin,: Jan. 17.—Representatives of the Irish ‘provisional government were “to leave today for London to negotiate on equal footing with mem- bers. of the British cabinet. The first formal declaration of the foreign pol- icy. of Ireland was to be issued today simple ceremonies which marked the surrender to the Irish in Dublin Cas- tle yesterday were held by the Irish pgop],e today as the “Birth of a Na- ion. 3 ( e n———— —_— - - WANT TO BUY—A Davenport or a l}nofold; must be in. good condi- tion and at a reasonable price. Phofie 562-J between 7 and 7:30 p.m: ¢ 4t1-20 LOST—Shell-rim’ glasses last Thurs- day evening between Third Street Cafe and 510 Oask street. Finder please return to Pioneer office, 2(1-18 | BANK JOB ON DAY HE GRADUATES Citizens National Bank of, Crosby, is by no'means the first student of Dakota Business College, Fargu, N. D., to get a bank position the day he graduated. Here's why. Northwestern bankers - know ' that D. B. C. ‘graduates need little “‘breaking in’’ —that actual banking methods, as well as text-books, are taught in this unusual school. In- deed, some 218 bank officers are themselves ““Dakota’” graduates. “Follow the ‘Successful” and take their advice as to what school to attend. . Write F.- L. Watkins, Pres., 806 Front St., Fargo, N. D. O § = g g = by the ‘provisional government. The | E. M Anderson, now with the | ALL THE BAWLNG ABOLT 2 PRIVATE OWNERSHIP FOR'FRENCH PHONES | ™™ “™"* (EREE S E S SRERE 221 TURTLE LAKE to private enterprise. By.John O’Brien (United Press Staft Correspondent) Paris, Jan; 17.—Negotiations~ be- tween the General Electric company of the United States and the Thom- son-Houston company, an analagous French corporation, looking to the taking over of the French tglephoxle system from the government are ex- pected to be opened soon. Althongh |Saturdya. the proposal of Louis Deschamps:for- mer head-of the government:tele- phone and telegraph seryices, was re- Jjected by the chamber ‘of deputies a . end with his fa few days ago, he has not abandoned hope of seeing the.state monopoly ended snd the exploitation of these two communication services confined M. Deschamps, with whom former Minister of Commerce Isaac is asso- ciated, has the support of about 150 | deputies, who have signed a new pro- posal, now before the public works commission of the chamber of ‘depu- tiess, urging the cession for a limited number of years of the felephone system to a private company. It is understood the negotiations in New: York will cover also the possible ces- sion of the French cable lines to the x & Mr.' and Mrs. home Thursday. mother, Mrs. G Sunday. .. Irving Wold and sister, were Puposky visitors Tuesday. Messrs. Byron and John Wentworth transacted' ‘business in Turtle River Mayville, Henry King saw: Fournier Saturd: A. P C vicinity of Bemil attended River Tuesday. . Mrs, Ada Carlson called at the C. Fournier home Saturday. R. H. Dickenson transacted: busi- ness in Puposky Saturday. Mrs. Vada Pepper and Miss Jennie! ‘Was] Lawrence spent the week end in Be- Benedict).—Charges that the bodies midji as the guests of Mrs. Pepper’'s of American soldiers. who died in France, were often sent to the wrong ill Olsen homes in the United States branded as false today by witnesses ay. mily. Byron:Wentworth and John Peter- son called on J. H. Eocke. Thursday. D. Lawrence ‘and sister, Miss church at Turtle eorge Mc’l‘gggart. 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