Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 16, 1922, Page 8

Laugh at us— Not with us— 3 A Waist of Time A Londoner declares that clothes are “only a'waste of time.”- If any- one should- ask our opinion;, we would tell them that jngin‘ from the pres- ent length of women’s skirts, clothes are mostly a yaist. of time. This same teh years.of a woman's life are spent in putting on and ' taking off her clothes. That answers for ten years, alright—so we suppose that after that time they don’t give a:darn. —Put.and Take Got Off Easy N “Yes, sir, Pve. .been through the show,” said a_cook apgl{ing to & res- taurant keeper for a job. “Was of- ficers’ cook for two years and was twice wounded.” | ' * % X The proprietor tasted the sonp the man had made and replied: ‘You're sure a lucky man. - It’s 4 'wonder they didn’t kill you.” —A Miraculous Escape— Proven By Test An optimist declares that politeness costs nothing. Evidently he never tried putting “Very - respectfully yours” at the end of 'a. telegram. —There Are Exceptions— Up in.North Dakota Ten thousand Jews . 2 Are peddling booze, Without a state perniissjon; Filling the needs, Of ten thousand Swedes, Who voted for' prohibition. i —Luger News. —The Battle of Copenhagen— Eau De Cologne A Pittsburgh woman, in the days before the state went dry, took a bath one winter evening_and then as she felt chilled she swallowed a :table- spoonful of whisky. Afterwards she prepared her little girl for bed. - She was bending over the youngstéer, un- buttoning her frock, when the child gave two or three sniffs and said sharply: “Why, mother, you've becn using father's perfumery!” —A Sensible Daughter— The Segial Whirl A certain town & short distance to the north of Bemidji is npparently making'a big splash in the social af- fairs of the community, judging.from ndoner. declares that i 5 (Continued From Page 1) and will thus serve as’ a means of bringing the high school and the pub- lic closer:together. j Spwcial stress_will be laid on the scenic beauty, commercial, social, and educational advantages of "the city of Bemidji. 'The plan is to publish pictures of the !‘beauty spots’” and ather attractions that the city affords, supplemented by the recent prize es- says, in part or-in whole, on- “What Makes Bemidji a Good City?” The .annual is planned: to- contain 160 pages, 8 by 10 inches, but present indications are that additional pages will have to be published in-order to cover its' many interestng features. The financal burden is carried to a large extent by subscriptions, but other means are also necessary -to raise the required funds. Each class has to contribute a ceftain amount. The senior class is pledging a cer- tain amount per member as financial backing. The merchants and other professions will be given an opportun- ity to advertise and will thus not only have an excellent -advertising medium “but also a chance to put their namey permanently in a record of the progress of the community. The public is asked to aid by their subscriptions to the book. The an- nual is not published for pecuniary profit. Every dollar collected will be spent on the book. The annual will be an index of not only the educational activities of Bemidji but of the city as a whole. Name Wanted ' Another- novel feature of the book is the name. The public as well as the students are asked to suggest a sait- able name for the annual. Conipetent judges will select the best name-sub- mitted .and the ‘party whose. sugges- tlon is chosen ‘will receive his book the following in a recent issue of the “home_town” paper: .. B “Mrs. Skrief entertained at dinner, and Mrs. and Mrs. ‘Henry: Latterell gave a party Monday evcning; and Tuesday evening Mrs. Lennon enter- tained at cards and last.évening Mrs. Murphy gave a card party.” —Well Done Up— Seeing the Sights Outside of seeing a woman splitting wood, the most disgusting sight is to see a man trimming hats. —Choose Your CRoice!— That Mighty “If” A Canadian writer declares that if God had filled' the rivers with fancy | soft drinks, men would be making pure water and selling it at five cents a glass. —No Doubt About It— The Modern Fairy Tale .. “Mother,” asked the little girl, “is it true that all"fafry - stories ‘begin with ‘Once upon.a time—'?" _“No, dear. Some fairy stories be- gin, ‘I am going to, lodge tonight.’” —Ain’t It a Fact?— ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR SALE—One dark brown' coat, beautiful heavy' material, large brown fur collar, size 36. Worth $75, will sell for. $29.50 cash. ‘Answer to E. G. care Pioncor. SUBSCRIBE. FOR, THBE. PIONEER er recognition’in the afnual, The following students make up the staff: Editor-in-ehief, ~ Marguerite Donovan; assistant editor, Walter Barker; business manager, Roland Letford; music editor, Louis Neu- mann; art. editor, Catherine Bagley; athletic editor, Daniel Detling; so- ciety; Alice' Cameron: al elma Bowers; feature, [literary, Ruth Caskey. The annual will be published under the; careful supervision of’ Superin- tendent J. C. West and Principal-J. W. Smith, and other members of the pigh school faculty. This undertak- ing is of no meager size and will mean a lot to the schools as well as to- the city. The co-opération of every one is asked to insure success of the pub- lieation. h e SO RESOLUTIONS OF CONDOLENCE In the death of Sister'Jennie Krue- ger and Charles B. Deardorf, the Brotherhood “of " American Yeomen have lost two valued ‘mémbers and the: sorrowing husband and: children and loving wife and meother, also the sorrowing wife and children, a loving husband and fathet, Beridji Home- stead No, 270 extends their heartfelt sympal to the bereaved, and de- plore’ untimely loss of two noble friends and members, <" Bemidji, Janunary 14, 1922. C. H.'Peterson Bertha Schniidt. ‘Frank Grl(v:nm M tl MU,NICIPAL&AJHALT'pugm‘rs“ | | The extent to which Americar clties and other municipalities are now do- ing their own strect repair work with the aid of their own asphelt-vlants s indicated in reports to The Asphalt ‘Assoclation, . New. . York::City, which show that there are in the United States ninety-ecight - public- ssphait plants. Municipal plants are to be found in the following cities: Little Rock, Ark.; Los Angeles, Cal.; Denver, Col.; Wilmington, Del.; Atlants, Ga.; Boise, 1daho; Chicagb, 1ifl. (3); Indian- apolis, * Ind.; Bluffton, Ind.; Fort ggnnx,’lnafi; Topek: a Nuunao. 7, Ky.; Shrevepor .; New Or- leans, La. (2); Sprif , Mass.: Fall River, Mass.; New Bedford, Mass.; "“"”"“fi“"’ Mags.; Worcester, Mase.: Flint, Mich.: Lanaing, Mich.: Detroit,~ Mioh. -‘m -Highland . Par] Mich.; Minneapolls, Minn.; St. Paul, Minn.; Dulycli;” Minn.; ‘Jackson, Miss.; Kansas -City, M6.: Louls, Mo. () Omaha, Neb.: M: lantic_ City, ara. mira, A chenectady, N.-¥.3 Toledo, 0.3 €leveland.. O,;. Columbus, O.;. Dayton, =«Y0.: Cincinnati, 0.: Youngstown, O.; Oklahoma City, Okla.:' Portlatd. 3 Harrisburg, PA.; ‘Johnstown, Pa.: Pltsburgh, Pa. (2): Reading, Pa. Spranton, - Me.: . Philadelphia, Fa.i ’ Providece, R Pawtucket, B L Naghville,” Tenn. Fort Worth, Téx:;. Roanoke, Va.; Nor folk, Va.; Portsmouth, Va.i Seattlv. Wash.: - Milwaikee,- ‘Wis,: Superior, Wis.: San Francisco, Cal, and Sagi: naw, Migh. § 2 The clty of 82)t Lake City, Utah, has Just .comipleted - the installation of a ! modern asphalt plant having & capacity of 160 squiaré yards of two-inch asphalt Memphls, Tenn ., Newark, N. J,, is: : T s & .of bonds for. clty asphalt plant. Quit- i & \ mixn, Ga;, has dlso installed a plant. . | State_highwiy departfents owning | their own aspbalt plants are those of Delawate, Tilinois, Maryland, Michigan, | North Carolina, Pennsylvanis, | Tennesseé, Tatas, Utah and Virginia. ; County -highway. departments ownlag 'k, plants include: Buflington County, N. J.3 Fulton County, Ga.;. - Fayette County, Ky.: Munroe County, Mich., and Allegheny County, Pa:" In Canada’ municipal asphait plants i are to be found at Brantford, Ont.; Charlottétown, P. I2. I.; Chatham, Ont.: Hamilton, Ont.; Kingston, Outt Lon- don, Ont.; Montreal, P. Q. (4): Ottawa. | Ont.: St Catherine's. Ont.; Sher- brooke, P. Q.1 Toronto, Ont.; Vietoria, | B. C:; Winnigeg, Man,, and Windsor. | Ont. L4 The ~governments of ~ Argentine, ' Beuador, France and’ Peru aléo oper- ate nsphalt plants, and one (s to be found 4t fionstaiu. "1 free of chatge and, in gddition, prop-|, | DUNRO WHETHER WE EELL W, ER S JEST DoDGIN: 'y man and the serious injury of a man [propeller, trying to start it. A gust 7| Who tried to save her, of wind turned the plane straight to- ¥ (By United ' Press) ward a group of one hundred skaters, (By United Press) Redbank, N. J.; Jan, 16.—The air- _gathered to watch it start. Redbank, N. J., Jan. 16.—The 'plane in which James Casey, ex-army who had-gathere 2 o0 g plunge of the pilot of an airplane into aviator, was giving free Tides from|One woman was killed and one man a throng of skaters on Schrewsberry th yesterday leaped over the re-lseflwsly injured. river resulted in' the death of @ Wo- straining blocks when he turned the {WOMAN SKATER KILLED IN AIRPLANE ACCIDEN ¥”% ATTENTION _ Phonograph Owners ¥, FOR ONE DAY. ONLY—Wednesday, January 18, $ WE OFFER YOUR : W Choice of Hundreds of Victor and Edison 2.85c Victor Records $1.00 Records ---, 1 $1.35 Edison Record $1.00 - COME IN.AND HEAR THEM—STOCK UP! The Drug Department Offers " Frowboew s3so st 1-2 Price ;—: For Dollar Day Only :——: . HOW ARE THESE VALUES? Can‘mp Fire Girl Trying for Honors in Homecraft. - AN you cook left-over meat four is one of these home honors. fvays? You can't! Well, 130,000 “Cook two Sunday dinners while C Camp Fire Girls all over this mother rests” Is still another. ‘broad cbuntry of our can.: Also, they ' Last year more than 1,000,000 hon- are able fto bake bread. and biscuits ors in home craft wers won by the 'ana other delectable things. The Camp Camp Fire ‘Girls. ~ These girls: also Fire-Girls' program -ineludes, hundreds. know how o use the ont of doors, and ‘nf “honors” -in home craft, and by their slogan 15 "Give Service.” ~'All In- winning them, the girls find out the quiries will be gladly. received and an- fun i)l:;e Is to be had from doing well - swered. if addressed to Camp Fire ‘the things about the house. Girls, 31 East H(!l Street, New York "Cook left-over meats in four ways" City. Sigi Three wordless signs to guide mo- torists have been adopted for Massa- chusetts highways. -Dauger points are marked by ' threc iagonally paraliel lines, an intersecting voad by a T laid on lts side and a cross. “The warnings will be nlaced 200 féet from fhe poiats fodlcated. Work in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania_constructed 615 miles of ‘miodern durable type highways this year, hrauking thevorld's ‘record. MARKETS 3 POTATO MARKET EARLE A. BARKER s THIRD STREET v p Phone 34 for Correct Time or,to Place an Order, Chicago, Jn. 16.—Potatoes steady. Receipts, 34 cars. Total U. S. ship-|° ments; 660; on track, 98; Wisconsin, sacked, $1.90 to $2; Michigan, sack- ed, $1.90 to $1.95; Minnesota, $1.75 fo $1.95; Red River Ohios, $2.10; Idaho russets, $2.35. | Winner of all National * Championships sponsor- ed by the M. & A. T. A. during 1921. ~ HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLE GENERAL REPAIR SHOP + Sixth St. Bemidji CHICAGO STORE HAS PAPER OVERCOATS FOR $1 BILLS £} (By United Press) Chicago, Jan. 16.—Dollar overcoats have. appeared in Chicago. Not the clothing " brand, but"a waxed - paper wrapper for ‘dollar bills. This ‘pre- caution was taken by a large depart- ment store here to prévent spreading of disease by soiled ‘currency. Dollars Saved On Shoes Fifty Pair of Women’s Pumps & Oxfords BT —in black ‘and brown. Many. but not all : MEN’S SHOES gizes in this lot. These shoes are easily worth from $6 to $9; we have-had them [Our entire stock of Men’s priced at $5 a pair, On Dollar Day we are I Dress Shoes, including lat- allowing $1.00.discount on each shoe off the lest models, in French toe, in brown and "black__ $5.00 price—a saving. of $2.00 a pair, mak- $1.00 LADIES’ SHOES Our entire stock of Ladies’ Dress Shoes, including latest models in French toe, in brown and .| black— OFF ing the sale price on Dollar Day—- Only $3.00 A Pair 100 pairs of Men’s Heavy ‘Wool Socks; re- tail at 50¢ and 76¢ a pair— THREE PAIR FOR $1.00 24 pairs of Men’s and Women’s Felt Shoes. PER PAIR—$1.00 ON EACH SHOE On Each Shoe - . G 3 { . | 59 pairs of the popular Comfy Slippers, S: 2.00 4 Save $2 on a Pair| . ia) for Dollar Day— ; ave $2.00-0n s Pair 3 Sy PER PAIR—$1.00 PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR APPROVALS OR REFUND. J ALL SALES FINAL - ; 8 & D’ SHOE STORE 307 BELTRAMI AVE. : PHONE 45-W - :