Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 4, 1922, Page 6

W SHAY CGASE, BOSS, Mou'lL HAVE [ LATESY FASHION Twentleth Century Umited Laugh With Us— ‘ Not At Us— ' Relieving the Unemployed I | A friend of ours (we still have a few although we have shoved this} column upon our readers for nearly, a year) says that his-idea-of a suit; L snap would be that of cashier at a; i police station counting the coppers| i as they df.mehi:' Om'l didg‘u of at;ob; — . = : : e coppers as they £ s Y % il ini LADELPH!A ATHLETICS HUGHES GRATIFIED BY . hey. 4o out. : ] Their Erank Opinion. PHILAD, 2 | 3 e e compers s heygoout ~ STATE GETTINGREADY |ISSUES STATEMENT ON ~ |NAVAL POWERS AGREE AGELTHIA ATHLETICS _ lAUGHES CRATEIERBY ., . ! : [ Vashi n, Jan. 4.—Secretary of ’ b Hard to Understsnd — FOR NEW PRIMARY RULES SPECIAL RELIEF FUND| ON NEW JUNKING PLAN| rere ot e o e i was o T preem o Mashington, Jan. §— Searetary of : The farmer who hitched his horsfl going on. Our curiosity overcoming Eagle Pass, Texas, Jen. 4.—The reply to H. Sarraut, chief of th_e to a telephone pole wonders why the| (Continued from Page 1) Considerable misunderstanding has (Continued From Page 1) us, we went in one house, which was Philadelphia Athlétie baseball club to- French delegation, expressing grati- policeman soon came up and ordered" popularity caused by the administra- | peen current concerning the sources|naval purposes after they have been| gyl naif completed. We immedi- day closed a deal for spring training fication in the latter’s denial of charg- him to move on. As far as he could| 1jon of the auto tax law.” of the special Christmas fund which|rendered completely incapable for tely comumenced to eriticize it, com.'quarter here, it was announced to- e v o b see, the sign on the telephone read,| 2 was raised by a local committee with|war use. . menting, upon its instability, * the | day. ,ommfing i o ey the i { “Fine foc Eslching. Governor J. A. O. Preus will be 21 5hioh to purchase baskets of pro-| In addition to these provisions, B lor e domsiond has fwe P e Y iatiasnce f —Can You Blame Him?— candidate to succeed himself and w“l!visions for needy families during the | each of the powers is allowed to keep | 0 1O 08 e OO 08 T S = Likere b . not become a candidate for the nOM- | yo}iday season. For that reason, T. C. |three of the capital ships for limited | would hate ‘l n e e H S’ome Step ination _ for United States senator| Bjjley, chairman of the committee,| naval service. One battleship or battle Finally, our exploration of the firs | * Two “stews” wandered’icto a dancniagainst Frank B. Kellogg, is the def-'pag prepared a statement which he has | cruiser is to be stripped of ‘armor and | floor completed, we looked up to see iT ls F CT i * hall. They asked where the checkroor | ipite assurance given presons at the cypmitted to the various organiza-|machinery, but left with firing con-|if ghere were rooms upstairs. Imag- A { was. “Take the first door to your right| seate capitol who are especially, in-|ions which contributed to the-fund. [trol to be used for target practice. | ine our chagrin when We saw a man, & 'iod ot iheof | i and go down three steps,” was the|{erested. . To allay any further misunder-| One battleship, stripped of all ar-|whe we afterward learned owned the Y k H answer. That Mr. Kellogg will have opposi-!standing concerning the Christmas| maments, is to be used as a mobile | house, sitting on the rafters, painting that every dl’op “ One stew got to the wrong door~_fion, and some pretty stiff opposition ‘gund, the following report on receipts | target, just as the old Battleship, Iy window sill and interestedly listen- of rich, nourishin d It was the elevator shaft. Down he|at that, and that the senator him-|an4 ‘disbursements is published: Jown, was recently used wnder Wireobs o e e : p went, eight stories. The other yelled less control. ands this somewhat an down to him after having watched his self ungerstince O noying attitude of an otherwise com Chicago Tribune. The new plan zallows a-longer time » iSmm's‘ Emulsion ; §udc‘lien de&anure “What are you do-| mandable coufit\;{ency. is shown by B. P 0:Eoinevionsh $50.00 gn' lslc:rapping than did tt;’e ;figii“é o - % § ing down there? the fact that Mr. Kellogg is not over- Bemidji Lodge No. 1452, L. ughes naval program, which calle 5 B ope. ;(. Af;;r a pause the answ‘;r ;(\:;atcd ]onk;ng any bets thes; days '}Vl:lfll tlt 0. Y »Mgase. wicees.ne . 50.00|0n the three p«:lwers to have their ls 72 B"T NEVER 2 is readily utilized by L up, “Hanging up my coat. Watch out|comes to fixing up his fences. The city Bemidji Kiwanis club...... 25.00 ies scrapped down to the rcquired thi e i il | fm: that first step; it’s an awful long| press is - sympathetic and it would mk"fl;’h Commandery No. limit in capital ships thrce months SAW “S EQ“AL . e hsemm build- H one.” —Let’s Go. " appear that the senator had nothing 30, Knights Templar 25.00 | after the making of the agreement. mg up stxong!h. —3 + —Going Down!— 0 woirydabout. But alldthe u:le ‘}11" Bemidji Chapter No. 70, : kw 'JJ 2 Sl 1 . r3 ; . Back to Normsley senstor”doee worry and so do his| Royal Arch Mssons 2500 NATOR CALDER BaLks |Duluth Man Says Since Taking { Turkish bandits are reported by| For some reason there is a rumble| F. & A. ! 25.00 As INVITATION BEARER| Tanlac He Feels Healthy | Dr. George White of Minneapolis to of discontent in regard to the junior | Mothers club of Re! 5 20.00 B T as He Did Years Ago have committed terrible outrages against Greek and Amenian women. From that report it is easy to say that Europe apparently is fast work- senator. That he is a brilliant, capable man most every one will admit. That he always has applied his talents to meet popular demand isn’t so unan- 5 Bemidji Council No. 513, C. Travelers........... Ralph Gracie P No. 14, American Legion. : Senator (By Tnited Press) ashington, Jan. 4.—The cham- itati bearer to President Calder of New i A few weeks ago my parents and I were walking in a section of a suburb “I've tried Tanlac now 2ad ing itself back to nomalcy. —Nothing Unusual There— He's One Who Knows imous conclusion. Oscar Hallam, justice of the su- preme court, is most frequently men- 4 tioned as the man who might take In New York city a number of|the toga away from Frank B. Kel- apartment houses are connected by|logg. Judge Hallam has an appealing | M ®bways with the office buildings|personality, makes a good impression where the male inhabitants work.!on the platform, has a larger ac- Judging from that, we suppose that qusaintanceship than many persons a large number of Them have to cail {suspect and last, but not least, so far up a traffic cop to find out when tojas getting votesNs concerned, he is put on their %inter underwear. of Scandinavian descent. —You Tell ’TEm— | Edison at Fault Salvation Army “kettle’ Yerk, has balked. During his almest daily call at the White House since Mazch 4 he has asked the president to d probably 50 banquets and con- ventions in New York. { So he declared war today when White House reporters asked him if] the Lady Hack™ Privers ef Brooklyn thad renewed their request that presi- dent Harding attend their annual con- il vention. “When a man gets to be as old I'm through extending invita-{as I am he has to be careful of his ” he announced. “I send them|health, and when my stemach began by mail now.” to go back on me I knew I had to have| something to help me out. Well, ij found my relief in Tanlac, and there’s, nothing like it when it comes to do-! saw anything to equal it d}uin seventy-two years of my Iif John Ryan, 128 6th Ave., West D - luth, Minn. Mr. Ryan is now retired from business, having been a lumbcr‘ valuator practically ail his life, du ing which time he traveled exten: y in Canada and the United States. Save Money! Make it 2 point to pay your Flectric Light Bill before the 10ih OF EAGH MONTH - Your bill is now dueg and should be paid. 5% Disccul;t Before the 10th Disbursements 2~ sac! L nated by Beltrami Eievat- ox"i& Milling Co. ! Montreville J. Brown, former, A & feats ... Bemidji attorney, now assistant at-, The above provisi 3 An eastern writer declares tnat if torney general, is highly rogarded in | uted among-63 £ e - Edison really wanted to find out wh he attorney general’s office. He is!by Tom Smart, T T = d deli MIDDLE WEST_kAlLROADS — ce McT: al :};fcifif";fi‘_:‘;fi; l‘:: :?xflxdkk:‘:\“: :b":‘jlmve‘;: much of the important work|Naylor Electric gomm:fm“r't.lho“ FREPARING FOR BOOM ing away with a heavy, bloated feel- . *chaperon.” s0, he couid, at the proper tinfe be Mre. E. W. Johnson Chicago, Jan. 4.—DMiddle Westerr. | heatthy conditior, & aac oot e i L We'llbet she would have been some {come a candidate for attorney gen- Elizabeth MacGrezor |reilroads today prepared for a busi- gem 4" 10 appesl. to me any more, el 3 definition. leral. Another Bemidji man at the Ensign and Mrs. Knudson ness boom. Anticipating an inerease | VAN (0 PP 0id "eat seemed to lie || L'fl-ht & P Wo C g —Or SOME Chaperon— | state_capitol who is making good is C. L. Isted ) in the volume of freight when the ex- | 0 oot onach undigested and caused | L 0 ‘f ‘.r 9- < Mostly Surgery |A. G. (Doc) Rutledge, who as as- g Wost pected commercial revival comes, |} " icE ) pain. I always felt bloated || i O i wosography students prior to the sitant. immigration commissioner is C. W. Warfield “‘;‘;;fm‘;“‘“efl large supplies Of |y 4nd in an unhealthy condition. Ig ELMER E. SWANSON, Manager , / orid war were taught that Germany : commissionering long and lo S~ T. C. Bailey, Chai 3 eq 8 i i ken | - - was moted for surgery and musie| mecially for Northern Sinnenata" | alley, Chaitmiam s, —— “1 saw Tanlac was so highly spoken | IS but a World war veteran tells us that | BATTLESHIP NORTH DAKOTA of that I began t g it an T 1 | R | am one of the ‘Tanlac Regulars. CHICAGO COUNCIL SEEKS BACKING IN WINE FiGHT during the war their music was not | 50 good. —Even Butchered That— No Cause for Alarm { = A married man, who claims he| doesn’t make his wife get up and build the fire in the morning, AND SCHOONER COLLIDE have just finished my eighth bottle | and it keeps my stomach in the very (By- Unitsa, Eress) best condition, I have a fine appetite Boston, Mass., Jan. 4.—The battle-|to0, and feel as healthy as I did yea ¥ | ship North Dakota and schooner Bent-| 350 T can’t speak too highiy of Tan- ley collided off the coast of Nan-|jgc ang it’s the only medicine for me DEMANDSRECOGNITION s 2 FOR FOOTBALL SQUADS Sty i Smchisrss, city over 25,000 in population Tired Feet i Massage gendly with soothing iy i says, ited Pre backing in a fight for wholesome wine | tuck: ight, rding to mes- v on.’ g e :gatfithe difficulty he has in getting | i Utk e land beer: Dnrigng debate on the reses |oete i o today. | The battle.|TOm™ Now o S en 0‘3 um & e fire started causes him to wonder| _San Francisco, Jan. 4.—The Pacific | Jution the leader of the drys, Ald slightly damaged, and the Tanlac is sold in Bemidji by the . ot \ ow_bolldings ever burn down. t has launch a definite cam-'man John Lyle, and Alderman Johu had her head boom carried |City Drug Co., and by leading drug-| _Cools, - refreshes * —Sometimes They Burn Up— aign for recognition of its colleges el ed in a gists everywhere.—Adv. |as real factors in the football world. Tsolman, et adnerent, engaged in 2 | Sporting writers, football authori | — F ARMERS SUCCESSFULLY | :;:cst. (phlnytqrs a}a‘nd fans ;mw.- decided af e time has passed when foot-| { EL!MINATE MmDLEMEN bali meant a game played east of the Rockies and merely toyed with west of that line. They propose to force the world of amateur athletics to reckon with the !far west. The program for recogni- ion of the Pacific Coast includes: An annual post-scason game be-! tween the team holding the champion- ' hip of the Pacific Coast conference (and the best team of the east—prefer- o one was injured. NEW SEIPMENT ARRIES THOSE WHO WERE DISAPPOINTED CAN NOW GET THEIR DIC- business of $5,000,000. Crandall said. | Crandall. ) A quarter of a million animals have been handled by the association at commisison charges approximately | 25 per cent lower than those of pri ~ vate commission firms, he said. The : commission has accumulated more ‘ } {Continued from Page 1\ { : than $26,000 surplus in less than g"yn".&fil‘fin‘:‘r‘“"fi,‘ Ct‘"‘“v to be PISY;‘ [ v o g er private auspices, but| o $ Vg ! farmers a5 dividende, according to|der the auspices of the coast con- TIONARY—ADVANCE ORDER WILL BE FILLED FIRST . McKerrow. {ACERBeS. i : : “i J. S. Jones, state manager of the| At least one game between a Cali ! United Grain Growers, Inc., rcportedl‘”""a college and a middle western| | . il ation | cOllege during the conference season. | & exceptional progress in organization| betwy the s £ th \ work in Minnesota. Despite organized | . ;1 S2me between the winner of the [] o opposition, gelnys, personal gnimos. i v s o 3 ties and other retarding influences \™"¢) datés haie beén loft in the| ~ === | the ‘*‘dirt farmers” are supporting sche{'l’fx’l‘es amgs s e been loft in the| Frs praccically every inajor! y the organization. - ‘cnlst college for 1922 which graduate | r"ey "e a “ ) NOTICE—B. P. 0. ELKS—NOTICE | nagers hope to fill by signing] 4 . ; i h““ll‘: Elks are requested to mebt ““5::‘211;:;;;‘5 eastern or middle “cst-! y Bal'flalll E the Elks club. rooms at 8:45 o'clock| y ol K Thursday morning, in order that “""q:fr:?:; f,:‘i’::’;“ m"’lgflmm'r;i?m: Or 300 Paopl! “.” uld —— may attend in a body the funeral|jng that the coast can pm«’i’u‘:e teams Not Have Talen Them 3 services of our departed brother,!yhich will beat anything the east can | After Seeing Them, 3 ';'?*,“"n“;nb‘lm"' # St. Phillip’s churei | gffer, ~ Announcement of All-Amer- 3 3 Coupons cut from any A ! — b " o | ican selections with the coast not giv- h ¢ g ’ t G. S HARDING, & K. ;n';;?“mfi-flgfl ot L SHOULD HAVE AT wmw;f 1"‘1;; ::'“.:;5 SHOULD HAVE ONE E — P R omithat o onewill pace any of | LEAST ONE! , The Supply 1s Limited ¢ CHIMNEY FIRE CAUSES |the ‘western men on the All-Amer- . \ e gc STILL ALARM THIS uonnma,i{m,;\' delclnnlt‘i Charlie ?-:raud; :f New Process of llustration Naver Before W ean only have a limited o ' A still al s i is | Los Angeles, champion sprinter, ‘“why i X S i g e i i3 | josén’t the ALL-Western - teni chal. | in a Reference Book—Full of Page and B 0t ane time at the Ole Qualey residence, 5ipilenie Henry -Farrells or Walter Double Pages in Celor and Duatene. numhber i e £ America avenue. It was extinguished Camp’s All-American team to a post- - | & with chemicals and no damase season game : bl You can't keep up with the werld unless [} " ” | r—-—-——_—.—'———_ | “show up” the brand of football play- This paper puts [t within your- grmep. o Gets the New Univer - s i ed in the east. 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