Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 31, 1921, Page 8

At True Patriotism ¢ ¢ basketbell ‘game last night o réproach a youth for betting hig money on the bemidji mgh school team, The elderly man claimed that the boy was gambling. As far as we can see there is no. gambling shout betting ‘on: Bemidji this' year " would’call it patriotism. > _cSticking With the Ship— Starting the Year in “Right” “Part of tocak'rtores will be closed Monday,” reads a headline in Friday’s Pioneer, From' that we judge that the art which will: be open’ for business | rs'n{he‘cash register. The hack doer is probably"the part that will remain closed. | ~—Happy New Year— That ty “1f” The Shevlin Bqualizer, published at Bend, Ore., liy.the employes of the Shevlin-fHixoa company, many of whom” are former reSidents of this city; contains ‘the :followmg m the December issue, # copy of which has veached our di 1 “If it were not-for the ‘Twentieth Century: Limited colimnof The Be. mi(El Pioneer, we would be out of luck for jokes each month.” © All we've. got- to -say is that if it were not for a little encouragement like this ‘once in awhile, we’d be out of ‘luck for jokes each day. . —“Bend or Bust”— Whit More Could You Want? A suggestion for New Year’s reso- Iutions is that each reader resolve to contribute to Twenticth Century as! regularly as possible. That is the pur-| pose for which this column was orig- inally intended, but to date the con- tributions reeceived would no_more than make an annual edition. Every- | body knows.a lot of jokes, but what we want are those we can use in t column without having. a delegation from the various women’s clubs call on-us next day. On our part, we promise to keep you out of misery as much as possible while reading ‘the column during the coming year. If you are of the opinion that your jokes:are better than ours, send them ini 2 ° ot ~We'll Use 'Em if We Can— Try is on Your Phonograph performed. re-if . A daublo_wodding: p cently at Charleston, W. Va., resulted i er relationship tangie. S les’ Oshorne . married Minerva Osborne, his- Sccond cousin. Her brot_iger, McKinley Oshorne, married | his sepond cousin, Clara May Ushorne, who is the daughter of Charles Os: borne. The resuiting questions as to/| Telationships are; If Charles Osborne| became a brother-in-law ot McKiniey ' Osborne, because he married McKin- ley’s gister, Minerva, what becomes | of Charies Osborne’s relacionsSnip as father-in-law - to McKinley, arising from McKinley’s marriage to Charles’ daughter, Clara May Osborne? Then, if Minerva Osborne became the mother-in-law ‘of Clara May Os- borne, when she married Clara May’s father, Charles, what bécomes of her | role of sister-in-law to. Clara May, created by the latter's marriage to | MeK'm 2y, Osborne, Minerya’s broth- the | ‘we heard ‘an elderly gentteman try-}! g Wel- -| shipments, .363 {stored for the winter in -the great LT A - Tie sEMIDN DALY IONERR WLO, Bosst WHERES Mierig 2 W 4 TO MARKET Chicago, Dec. 31.—Potato market, dull; receipts, 47 cars; total U. cars; on track, 81 on market cars. - No sales report January 2. CANADA BOASTS WHEAT TRAIN “(By. Unltea Press) v 3 The earliést known astronomical fn- bt M A RK E TS ‘! struments of German. make. haye fre- 25 cently been described by Dr."J. Hart- man .of Gottingen. ; They hehmgced ]tlu i hilosopher and astronomer, Cardl- ' _ . > 2 :‘hfi Pl\’lkc::fié oGS E S whorifed from will, of course, have her own wireless 1401 'to 1464, and . comprised a “tor- quetum,” . for measuring. the longltude S and Iatitude of the: celestint bodies, an astrolabe and Ytwo celestial globes. ¥ nal's own’handwriting;stating that he purchased. three of these instruments ; - | in tlie year 1444, together with 16 as- this? The THREE{FOURTHS MILE LONG | tronomical: treatises, for'the sum of 88 sclf as a huge factory constructed on X A florins. Doetor Hartman belicves that ut Iepst two of tlie instrutiients were 'ERITISH TO SEND SHIP | * N SEARCH OF MARKETS (Continued from Pazo. 1) Early Ant_u;nnm_l:al lnnruvfienn. installation. In addition, the resources of the cinema will be developed toan unprecendented extent. Not only will there be a cinema- theater, but day- Tight films will be shown on ¢xhibition decks-in conncetion with the various A note has been found‘in the cardi- stalls. G highly specialized*and economig lines, and does nét hesitate to shop its goods and' challenge competition: in _every Fort Williat Ontario, Dec. 30.— |-madq by oue Nikolaus Eybech of £ir- U0 (et 55 00 British manufac- The longest train that ever traveled over .a ‘Canadian. railroad recently pulled into Fort William. It was three- | quarters of a mile long. 1t was-hauled by twe of the larg- est 1ozomotives ever built. It consisted of 75 cars-londed with 85,000 bushels of wheat, The grain-had been-loaded in the country about Regina, in-the heart of $he Saskatchewan wheat belt. The bulk of the new erop will be = 1 clevators, at: For William and.Port Arthur. Eventually most of.it will find its way through Montreal Quebec and St. Johns to European markets. Hard Names to Pronounce. The meéw frontier which has been drawn up in Upper Silesia will afféct the place names of a ' 'numbér of cit- ies more or less familiar to the Amer- fean public, Ot the larget citles, Ratl- vor (Raciborz inPolish); Gleiwitz, (Gli- wice) and Beuthen (Bytom) will re- tuin their present German names. On the ‘Polish side the place -naies: of towHS “which, - while. they lhave. all] aforig: been known -to ‘the.Poles by thelr original Polish ‘namies, have, for he S Vi Germin names, " will now" tevert t6" the' Polish forms. Thus Konigshutte again {s Huta Krolewska, Kattowitz again bhecomes Katowlice, Pless is changed back to 'Pszeyyna, Tarnowitz will wznin be Tarnowskie Gory, and. once more Lublinitz wip-be known as Lub- liniec, The place name of Rybnik will remain udchanged, the Polish gnd Ger- man forms being identical. I]lll|IlllIllilIl"l]llImlllIlll'l"llll"llllIlllllllllllllllllmllllllllll Fuel From House Refuse. ‘Fhe annual production of Great Brit- ain’s house refuse, which: amounts to.) some 10,000,080 tons, ‘could be made to yield 8,000,000 tons of fuel without touching; its-three to four miliion tons | fertilizer content, J. A. Priestly, pres- ident of the London conference of the Inatitite of Clearing Superintendents, | declares. He also states the fuel con- WG €r? ¥ 1 ‘McKinley Osborne ‘became the; hushand of Clara May Osborne, what becomes.of his relationship to her of | ancle- W, created by the marriage of his“sister to.hig wife's father? | (Also, if Clara Osborne became the | wife-of McKinley Osboiné, what he- | comes of her role as daughtor:in-law | t@_Minerva. Oshorne, who is.also. her sister-in-law through the. m, rriage to | Minerva’s brothgr, McKinley i‘nllflsh:‘hiflnm? fx,flld have children, | o s S ren’s paxents be their| —Keeping Up With the Joneses— ———— WIFE WANTED F GIANT MILLEPEDE IN'LONDON . London, Dec. 31.—“Milton,” the giant Xhartoum millepede—in or:i: jnary ‘languagé, thousand-leg—is liv- | ?llxg i\‘)h:‘dco?t pampered >dleness while 0N %00 IS scouringt to'find kit a new wife, pie wn _Milton, a tare speciment, suffered| tljw. loss -of his. wife, Millie, a few dn_ys ago. He wis moved into a lux- urious backelor apartment.of special! lass, 4 yard cach way all ‘around, cially honted—and Mus-since boen ma?l kqnfbng te::’ Lettncin and condensed itk fdl!.fl;_ e might get fed up! .. 200 officials are trying hard_to! find ‘é ¢ of his own breed-—a diffic,| qult task; ns'he his never been classi- fied and cannot be until he is dend, YEGGMEN BLOW BANK SAFE “AT PLEASANT, HILL, ILL.| | A e eae| « ¢ Pleasant Hill, I1L., Dec: 81.—Yegg- - men blew the-safe of the: Citizens tate bank. here. and escaped. with $4,000 in cash early today. The ex-| plosior rocked the villag WANTED-—Maid for general hous . woxk. Must have one'who ‘can gc; 4 Mrs. W, K. Dennison, tent represents approximately ome- tenth of the annual domestic coql con- sumption of the country and even' tak- fng nto full conslderation its compara- tively small calorific value, the sav- Ing. to the nation from its uttlization would be enormous.. This system .of recovery of fuel In domestic rejuse is no longer an-experiment, he says, and 1s practical for universal adoption ex- cept-for confliet with vested interests. Menta: Application, “Your: boy Josh doesn’t care for stody.” 2 “Ewon't say. that,” replied Tarmer Corntossel, © “Maybe Josh has some practieal ideas afteNall. . He'd, rather | Kkeep hangin’ ofer a piece - 0f mu- chipery that le can understand than B — Upholstered and repaired: We call for it, fix.it, and return. it, SKATES SHARPENED SAWS FILED GENERAL REPAIRING' PHONE 897 TENTH:AND IRVINE ~ Many Car Owners ¢ Would Li_lfe to Be w= FREE =~ ‘from h}gh operating costs.. y Buy a : HARLEY-DAVIDSON : MOTORCYCLE % ! ——you will be surprised at 12:31¢8 | fut, who was born' in’1370. cant at ‘the Wichite (Kan.) American a Leglon post ‘employment agenty, fc- nu cording to the Départment, of Labor, fill their wants Seven states have been surveyed and that city Keads the Mst. llIlllllllilllllllllllIIIH"IIIIIIIllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIlIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII(Iil Bold his eyes on a book that'he cant.” |§ ., turers ‘have in the past achieved a great rerown forsthe quailty of their goods. People-in South America will have R 2 e L B Work has heen supplied every appll: chored at Bahi tevideo and Hearty Greetin;g’ and a Great Big. Thanl T G THUIT T IllllIIfl[IIIIIIII!"IIIHHIIII;HI“Illl"lllllllll for the busingés ngen us during the past yér. EEARLE A. BARKER THIRD STREET I Phone 34 for Correci, Time or to Place angOrder oFrICiAL LeBION JewELER lllllIIIIIIIIIIlIlIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIHIlI.IIIIIIlIllllllllIIIIIIIllllllIlllmll"Illlllilll"lllml =il Start saving this wéék, _then . you're bound to have A‘HAP.IV’Y NEW XEAR The Northern National B | ample dpportunity of seeing how Brit- | i 3 What is the idea at the back of all - British Bmpire presernts it-- '} € v S N AS | THINR 7 \@, HES “A Hap-py Néw-Year;” Once again the happy Holiday time:is here and we would be without sentiment if we did not feel : thankful tor our friends for their support in the g year just closing. .+ WE DO THANK YQU! - The Season’s Greetings One of our glzgajtgsfc_ pleasures is to list among our assets = - {PHE ONE THING MONEY CANNOT BUY— .. : Your Good Will : To you, not only as a patron of this stors, but. as a friend, *“WE OFFER OUR GOOD WISHES FOR A" Joyous Holiday Season With Wealth and Prosperity During the Ensuing Year. You have helped make so much of a genuine pleasure to serve in the past—may we hope for that continued ¥ pleasure during i 1922 Geo. T. Baker & Company fle HALLMARK Store Bemidji, Minn. T T T Course” We Wish You A HAPPY NEW YEAR— we not only: wish it, but we will try every day to make our wishes-come true. We want to thank you folks for the gener- ous support'youhave so loyally given us— w and we pledge to you that our every effort, in the coming year, will be to serve youina ‘manner befitting so liberal a patronage. THANK YOU! CARLSON TR R