Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 30, 1921, Page 8

GOSH DUMMIY, (TS AWEULY: B\ ANY SAW SECH ‘ OUGH BUSINESS TMeS TER MARS '\ YARS MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL BUSINESS SURE 1S AWFLL POOR! ON ME? WHY, | & RETIRED ‘W' HeAR - Twentieth ¢} | OCentury g Loen o Amited f§ | . Laogh With Us— ! X Not At Us— Kidding ‘the Homely Man Homely, men_make the most suc- [ ul: Tovers, a famous Enghsh yehologist declored recently in o ecture, Homely men, who heretoforc have been mourning their ill fate in| marriage, ought to feel better after reading ‘this. If the homely men are the most successful, think what the good looking gent is up against. —_0 Death; Where Is Thy Sting?— With Due Respect The following is printed out of re- spect to the Park Rapids correspond- || ent to The Pioneer, not because we think that Twentieth Century has carried articles with less' “kick,” but| because we are forcect to give this| gentleman credit for attempting “to | make. the line.” | Dear Twentieth Century: Ho\v} would ‘it do to fish ug! the ‘“Kaiser,” | take him -to':Paris, Rome, London, oDD FELLOWé- LODGE -TO HOUSTON, TEXAS, HAS g HOLD MEETING TONlGHTl E } STEADY Llfluok SUPPLY The regular business meeting of ! the 1. 0. O. F. will be held this eve-! ning at 8 o’clock at the Odd Fellows hall, and it is desired that all members be present. § % l VR e o e MARKETS ' Burglars Don’t Seek The . (et Ky (Continued from Page 1) . I business is agreed to be Cuba and the West Indies. Some consignments come from Mexito and others from European countries. i The largest foreign shipment: re- cently was reccived some two months - ago, when a ship from a European * POTATO MARKET it 30.—Potato market, 23 cars; total l? GSG hpiments, 377 cars; ~on track, Sare "Nerthern whites, $2.00 to $2.25; Idaho russets, $2.20 to $2.45. Chicago, pbc- steady; receipts, N B . Liverpool, Tokio, Washington, San Francisco, Boston and New. Orleans, | and then send him to Berlin to teach the geography of the world? A laj« Sitting Bull! It would ‘be ‘worth two | or .three battleships.—Park Rapids. Readers ‘who see the funny ‘side o/ this are asked to explain it to us. This| is;a dull day, we’ll admit. ( ~Too Deep for Us— Pleage Send Photo The want ads of the Chicago Am- erican are_responsible for the fol- lowing: ~ Situation wanted—Stenog- rapher desires to work for some one who does not osculate his employes.. —OQut of the Ordinary— Getting No Fatter Fast A friend of ours says that he| doesn’t remember what it “was that!| FINE PROGRAM ASSURED ' "WHEN EDITORS CONVENE, necessary fo {of sleep prior Friday morning the association. club rooms—Address e president, No‘rthem. Minnesota Edi- torial association. munity,” *Herman Rag, < News, fmst sccretary, Minnesota Edi- torial: association, .(Continued From Page 1) - for you to get a few winks to the opening of the businesy session of Friday, January 27 9:30 a. m. sharp, at Commercial of welcome, A. i m, mayor of Sauk Center. 'é’éf;fins'e—u. Mitchell, past (5 ing a Survey of Your Com- e man Ko, Northfleld Barnum said, .but his wife took six packages of vitamines and now she's almost as fat as when she started. ~~That's Sure Encouraging— You Can't Tell Her That A common saying is that a woman’s work is never doney That’s true enough, it’s never done. But unless they re awful dumb, they get terribly sqre when you tell them that. —Let Them Tell It to You— The Grand Pow-wow Now we_are. informed that jazz music was ‘used ' hundreds of - years ago to scare the Indians away. Today it’s used to gather them together. —Aint It 2 Fact?— Will Soon Be.a Gorilla We haven't heard anything lately regarding the writer'who was to teil | the world of his experiences with mon!my glands. No ducht he's just reached that stage wi he can sit upan, eat a fev peanuts. Users of slang ‘might say that he is making a monkey of himself. . A -—If Nature Didin’t Beat Him— FLICKERTAILS MEET ' BEMIDJT HIGH TONIGHT Discussion, H, C. Hotaling, Maple- ton Enterprise, field secretary, Na- tional Editorial asseciation, treasurer Minnesota Editorial association, past | president, National and ‘Minnesota editorial associations; Carl Carlson, Melrose Beacon. & “Is Advertising: Worth What- It Costs?”” A. L. LaFreniere, Grand Rapids Independent. Rudopth Lee. Long Prairie Leader, past president, Northern Minnesata Editorial asso- ciation. ¢ 12 noon—Luncheon at State Home for Girls. 4 Addresse, Dr. J. A. DuBois, Sauk Center; Mrs, Blanche LaDue ard Ralph W. Wheelock, members state Board of Control; Mrs, Fannie French Morris, superintendent Home school. 2:30 p. m—Business session at Community * building, Home school. | “What Is Advertising; How to Get It and How to Retain It,” Carl W. Jones, advertising /' manager; = Minneapolis Journal. Discussion , Alvah Eastman, St. Cloud Journal-Press, past . president Minnesota Editorial association; R. S. Wilcox, Brainerd Tribupe, E. M. La ‘Fond, Little Falls Transcript. ! Senator George M. Peterson, sec-| retary of the Reteil'Gracers-and Gen- eral Merchants assaciation of Minne- sota, will discuss this subject from the merchants’ standpoint. The lead- country, coming here for a cargo of cotton, brought a quantity of cegnac. With retail sales small wine glasses, with the coat-of-arms of a Eurapean nation ‘cut in the ‘sides,-were given away as Souvenirs.. Besides the fa- mous inland ship channel here, ds a’ hasis of liquor supplies, quantities have been known A story told at police headquarters relates how a lumberman-bootlegger in' Louisiana shipped bonded goods through here for BPal- las. " From outward appearances the ¢ar was loaded ' with lumber only. News ‘of the shipment was received too late for interference and from last accounts the “lumber” had been disposad ‘of and principals involved | had disappeared. Arrests for violation of the Eigh- teenth amendment here are few com- pared with other cities of correspond- ing size, official records show. ~This is a concentration point for inland Besides tha waterway, | shipments. there are seventéen railroads enter- ing here. With a large transient pop- ulation, officials are unable to keep tab on all ‘persons of doubtful busi- ness, they admit. A ‘“guest” at one of the biggest local hotels brought in o large sample case filled with 200 quarts of bonded goods. He sold out in two hotrs at established prices’and moved on. The police did not-learn of his' presence: PUBLIC SENTIMENT BAR TO LAND DISARMAMENT {Continued from Page 1) reduce, disband or amalgamate th’e Household Cavalry,. King Georga’s imposing bodyguard of huge cuirassed and helmeted troopers. The House- hold Cavalry dates back to Stuart times. It is doubtful whether public opinion will permit this. A couple of years ago Churchill, then war secretaly, sug- gested scrapping some of the Foot Guards regiments by combining the Winston to be brought in * by train. | { a carload of | | western Life Insurance Co., in relat-| { meal T suffered soiterribly from heart- cléake‘d‘ji_n secrecy. It’s honest folks that seek the light. They are the only ones who can risk it. S inspection. HERMAN KURTZTISCH, Milwaukee, W: “When it comet to eating, working | a different man hort time ago,” aid Herman Kurfztisch, 4061 Nov- Place, Milwaukee, with the North- ] ing his, experience with Tanlac. “My whole system was about to} give way as’a result of two. yesrs’; constant suffering from stomach trou- undown and worn you. tually dreaded to-eat, as after every burn; and T was sp nervous I got little | rest day or night. ., “If it hadn’t beén for Tanlac, I'm’ firmly convineed T would have had to resign my: place.; It came to my aid in the' nick of time and I.am strong | for' it. Tanlac was worth at- least ) Limelight \ ARKNESS is their stock in trade. They {york by @ . staalth—unheard-and unseen—their movements " It's the same way in business. The manufacturer or the merchant who is not sure of his goods doss not dare to advertise. ' Advertising would hasten the end of his business career—put him to a test he could notmeet. The man who advertises, daliberately invites your He tells you about his product or his mer- chandise and then lets it stand on its own merits: You candependonhim. He knows his product is good. That’s one reason why it pays you to read the adver- tisements you find in the columns of this paper. It is . through advertising that you are able to keep in touch * with the good things that progressive business men are spending their money to introduce and to keep before ‘Advartié,ements are interesting, instructive and prof- itable. They throw a powerful light on the very things that concern you most. Read them. ; Scots, Irish and Welch Guards, thus saving the expense of maintaining {'three scparate regimental headquar- ters in London, But the public would not stand for it. . \ _(Continued From Page 1) * |ing railroads ‘of the state will \be to bring out a capacity crowd, as this|asked to choose a man ‘to represent game will without a doubt be one of |them in ‘their angle of the “adyer- ¥ the hnrde'st games of the season on|tising game.” : | the local's schedule. Tickets havel *“The Buisness' End of a Country i been on sale at Bbarqun's Drug|Print, Shop,” W. E. Verity, Wadena % Store and from advance indications,| Pioneer Journal, past president, Nor- QERT fifty times what it cost me.” s Tanlac is sold in’ Bemidji by 'the City Drug:Co., and leading drug- gists everywhere —Adv. resérved seats will be well taken be-|thern association, first vice-president fore starting time, Minnesota state association. T.he Bemidji Juvenile band will} ' Discussion, W. B. ' McKenzie, again be ‘on"hand’to ald"in keeping|Crookston Times; P. J. Vasaly, Little | things lively and will play a number Falls Herald, past president, Northern | ‘of pieces before the game ‘and be-|association. z § tween halves, “The Newspaper as a Morale | ; The ling-up of the two teams.as gn- ' Builder,” Ludwig I. Roe, Monyavidea | nounced by Coach Smith of Bemidji | News, past president Seventh District | and-Coach Bass of Grand Forks fol-|Editorial association, commander Sev- * =G Tows: ; jenth District: Minnesota = American | ;. E: i i o : £ Tl i : S B Tl R e Bandiek given) b the| THOSE WHO WERE DISAPPOINTED CAN NOW GET THEIR DI 5 Sauk Center Commercial club. Vocal salo, Norman B. Black, Far- | go «N. D.) Forum. Other songs, etc. | Smoker at Commercial. club rooms, ;| Asa M. Wallace, Sauk Lenter Herald, | past president of the ‘Northern and Minnesota: assaciations,; presiding. !Greetings From the Minnesata ! Editorial asseciation,” Philip Leisch, ! 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