Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 20, 1921, Page 8

Whén 6T Wi “gatet Home weddings,” we- wonder if it-is custordary to pull off a boiler explosiop, asham artillerysbattle or a volcanic eruption at the F —We said “At," Not “ Probln. H Deplhs The fact that. it pays to know your husb: nfi‘t Iength of time bo fore iz he by the man who'sdys that the first time. she became acquainted with, her husband was the first time she ‘asked him for money after they were mamed ssfbly B0 Was Mntual— Now that C mas is‘nearly Heé _no donbt Imt ‘that a- number of peo “ple would:like to_celebrate in some way they. never d efgre, In;that case % uite" & few might t i chufcl FLe Ty —No Harm T Blobin't Atwiys Aoy A young Suitor was very parsistfllt in his attempts to:get the young 1&dy; to say. that she would marry him and he declared V&w he w uld keep on asking her @ she finally, gave in. 2 “Well, ere s no harm. in asking,” wus the on| ¥ fesponse she would give That s where she was w-rong There is harm in“asking. —She 'Might Sify_‘Yes"— Past and Present §| The boy of today wonders what the board of education is; while his father knows that when he went to school it“was just an old oak paddle. | —How Well He Knew— | Popular [nyes A’ Cafiadian writer sfates that the troubie with.most men when they go to look into the liquor guestion is that they persist in looking into it where the cork came out, . - —Some Don’t Bother to Look— Embarrassing I We should. imagine that it was an't embarrassing moment for the expe'tn when she read the foflox\'nmz ‘notice in the-Heldna, Mont., Thoes: “Owing.to the iliness of Miss Mary Ann. Abel, the Times has. been - omitting ihe weekly health' letter written by her.” | —Why Not. Mukc Tt “Weakly"— Pnrfl-lny We st aamit that we. think the efoflflxfg meichant Who published’ the following ' ad was catering to th(. large corporations: “Stout men's suits redncefl to half price.”; S d%:ch he wasn't referring to the suit when he said ‘‘stout,” and | “reduced to half price.” oA Scm[cq Comblnatmn— SUBSCRIBE FOR THE j . DAILY PIONEER Our Office W111 Be Open Evenmgs Until 96’ Cldek ALL THIS WEEK |- Fo;_':bht»Beflefit of cHr’fiS’fMfis Pay UM Vis isit— It Will Pay You! . ‘Mihnesota’ - Eleé‘ir“ié‘ “ Light & Pwer Co. ) Pe-mn Square, Tegular 40c sale pflce, 2" 1bs, for...... $86 MARKETS POTATO MARKET gh\cngo, Dy ments; 23 ts’ 34-cars. Total §-cars. Northern whil to Sh’fi bulk, $1. "~ Russets, * sacked, shipm sac! (Coritinued From: Page 1) unpopuiated . dlstrxcts but ' despite the . difficulties .. engguntercd was completéd in four - days ahead of gchedule tlme The homeward voyage was_ much more difficult thi & outward one. & stiong north wirl bro\zght own masses of ice which ninde a' continu- ous’ wall on'the route of ‘the vessels. | In forcing its way through this ice the Archangel group. lost two steam- ers.. Both w of @n old type and were not distinguished = for fitrong build. or s ctory condition with| to their machinery. . cgroup, which was m Y equippcd for sailing in the arctic séis, "got through the ice without damage, VALUE OF FARM:BUREAU ' SHOWN IN YEAR'S WORK Continided I‘mm Pige 1) whu,h the 'farm bureau has aided; nunierous other: natters ‘being at- tendéd to by the,county agent as. a- part of his regulsr work.: Altogether | the Beltrami County Farm Bureap hag' put i a very ‘sucdesiful yeer, and with' @ Beflnite ntdktjafi-n for the ‘cominz year soon to he completed indications are: that inuch more prog- ress will be' reported at thc ncxt &an- nual* mectmg. Unéniployed service men of Minne. | Apolis ‘have been organizéed: by the American’ Legion posts there and are campnigning the city,” selling hand- bags,. automobile booster plates and| stmilar articles bearing Legion sinc- tlon. 5 L RRCTRE ‘Work has béén supplied eévery appli- coant at-the Wichita (Kan.) B ording to the Départment of Labor, Seven states have been surveyed and fllnl ity heads the list, . Car T UBSCRIBE FOR_THE PIO‘XEER & _,,’,,“‘ A i | G | ADDITIONAL WANT ADt LOST—-A paper shoppmg bag fons J“ ining, h;j' ¢ amdtsmnl% packages, inge jease retyrnito. Pioneer 'oflg ?oe s gtk rewm‘d 1220 | FOR.; 'fii— £ % jell, gl % ed” Sixty tods am travelcd oad. flu got on 3 rods™ fréfl am’&ut Price, $225. {Musti&éll: by Decy 28. A. Brown, Bena, Mnn. 3 3!1? .22 !‘OR Rm—é—fi 1901 housc, alnost. ‘new, 515, on 28d. and _Bemidji ] ire ;F. P, Coppe"ggfl. or 2-23 F TN rooms, downstairs, Mill Park. Inguiré Mrs, EH28litth Rus;ckar, Nympre.,,, 0 sale piice, 319 Plain Tfifi & 5 sn!:{ price; & l\bs for 'dg., Th¢r~ Candies Are All Madt In Our Snmnry Phn!. REMEMBER, thiy sale lasts § days only, on the six \arlouea above n\vnnomd 3 | length’ of one side of the de Zos With, bantIlhgs, ; 8% dcres, 80 HOW ‘TO MAKE A PENTAGON Simple Manner by Which Almast Pers fect” Geometrical Spoelmen Mny Be cunflrflc‘!‘id. An_almost perfect . geomemcnl ;| pentagdn Tcan ‘be mde: fhom’ @ strfpof “paper wwhose. sides are ‘parals lel:and > a=little parrower than the fi pen [ | " Proper Formation. - | thgon “and seven or eight times as long as wide, Eays Science and Inven- tion, New. York, by tying the strip. in- to an ordinary owerhuml knot, flatten- | ing the knot as it f¥"being drawn tight. | I nmeml mysele &hat 'd kept my youth; That as.far as the world could see, in My ha; was thick ‘and m And But a maide; And’the way nee, ~ Dhat'tn. spite of my " tul step. 1 axdn t loak youm: to Her! aa they ever were; tienty glanced at me she guncec T could clearly and my Foutha qu . hmuu!ulry i Hat' you v‘énv. decefve g: & il hoie utn u ;outh Indee she will'let you jolly her at ;“ But, oh, the tolerance of her glan As her yourig eyes gauge your probable :ln spite ot Your zest and -pma' heart, And your aulw:u'd umb]anca be young and smart, But youth ‘won't tall for your bluft atall Though biravely: enough you try, | When the lh‘ll‘ smiles 'say—as you have your fling- ““Oh, isn't he ;lmply aspry old thing!” Why it lhould be plain (though it brings. you pain) That ynu'vl bidden your &oodhy! —Derton Braley m Mulle-. PRSTRSERNN MO youth Veteran, Ofi Wounded. X-ray photogmphs taken in Bos fon | prave that there ‘i3 ‘an gmrx | PoRsageway throtigh the crmm wounded' veteran of the Gm«mpme:- peditionary forces, whio tl'fl!!menfi aty accordme ts 3 Nype 4 shoe: buffons; Whien e pass from. one side o!!l’\ls nhedd, o the other, became clogged, the photogmprhs taken for record clearly ‘show them. Three of the buttons have been -dis: lodged. One passed out througl ‘his et and two' through his masal pas- sages. Tlie. wounded man’s condition wils ‘constdéred to be.serious bec of the danger that hdoks on’ thetre- naTning buttons might 'raptuyrea’ “hitdotd 1é%8el,.; The pienomenon: was caused, the, veteran said, by the concussion of | an (-x‘momhg’ sheh o’ France. Followed Leader to Death. Seventeén nedr-vree Sheep, the prop- erty ‘of ‘- Medham Priory, Norfolk, Biigland, man lave followed each oth- covexed: over, one of \the sheep tried’ to make ‘a menl .of the leaves of I tree which* hung. over: the:well. = and Lol tnto: the well. With ourlwk passion . for tollowm »Qxl‘b, othef, the” remaining 16 sheej f‘au\\ed it, auul all of them were ' Killed @lrcun‘.h‘tantlal Evidence. The Bingeille hoard ol selettmen i had Jreld many sessipns and finally f. yofmulated u et of auto laws that was the m‘llle of the county, So the stopped o motolist, '8, he pronouncel. “purned It T khoyy, but ye certainly _fafn't come all the way down Main street awithout bustin’ one of them.’—! Amerlcnn Lv.-glun Veekly. + Magidtrates emmm Timely. Birds of a feather flocked together in the Longon Bow Street police court when . umt !ixfl Peacock, Jay Oh, there mly “be yuum ln your h\moll 3 ari er'to dentll Paftined fo a fleld where ) 4 thiere Was an’old: well hich liad: been { mkoppcd on the covering,” which gnvo‘ v cobstable felt no worriment. when he | “Ye're pinched for violatin' the anto | “Which one?” inquired the traveler.|i oy A.;\: ¥, A Wren, duct, st jovink fispedn‘cles eld : “rhis Brafich of justice would be less encumbered. if such prisoners ‘as face night.” | 2 Squirrels’ Stole Golf Ralls. Golf, enthusidsts at the links at Carl- Oiit., obgerved. that squir- { j nt similar hiding. plisces on the: course, revealed 50 more: last ‘. Qolor. Revived. It iiagenta {€to be the hiew fusmon- able color, It will be the return to fa. vor of the crimson-piiFple over wkich | Europe went' mad 60 years: ago, ob- serves a_correspondent. . It is dated by 118 name, for ‘in 1859 the French {ana_ Piedmontese under- Napoleon-de- 'fentt'd the Augtrinns ‘amopg. the rice- |flehIs and vineyapds of Magenta, ncar MIAn. '“A crimson-purplé” aniline ‘dye being diScovered mbout the “tinfe; it which “everybody . has :noy forgolten, thongh “the “color/ I8 to -be Tevived. Mpagenta was then the Vvery acme of beanty: :But!its glory soon faded, and Chiarle: Reade, the novellst, wrote ‘of { “He twore ‘8’ mngentu” tie - give” Zoo- o ‘paln in thé. eye,” w!\lie Barrie on “Margaret OZilvy: emtomlzed the lage ‘of a -heroine in IN THE DISTRICT COURT-OF THE UNITED /' $TATES FOR THE DISTRI "OF . | MINNESOTA: SIXTH DIVISION. “In Bankruptcy In the miatter of Tuiterai T.. L. nl Wl!liam in the County of Bel- sHtd Pistrict, Bankrupt: N idfi 35’ h@iaby ‘given-that‘on the 16tn day of Decemper, A. D, 1921, the above nanted. Tuiterai T.'L. Dar- sie, "was cIu.y ‘ddjudicated a’ bank- rupt and that the first' meeting of his ‘creditors will ‘be held dt the office of the undersigned referee.in. bank- ruptcy, in the City of Grookston;’ in the County ‘of Poik, in said district, i'on the 30’(:}1 day of Decembor, 1921, at 10, &’ciock inthe forenoon, at svhich « time 'said ‘creditors may -at- tend, prove ‘claims, examine the jbankrupt, . 2p trustee and transact su usiness as may properly com i Dn',ed De; Refere Alexander ‘Fdsmark, ‘Attorney-for Bflfln’upt g ; 3 1t12-20 Que-u oh s I haye paun‘s around ‘the’ hlart, k:lhng headaches, sour, 4SS] oated stonmach, bilious feol & ‘g"h w'ha%\v)i:fl él\éé me qu)ck lelmf? -.An-wg‘r-—B\flg‘drmn Blood Tea. Queotion —= Wlien 1 catch’cold T know there i ‘danger. of it drifting down_into. (should eak it up quick- uard . against lnduenzd, ulgaria élood Teg Will héver bie with- It costs but a! I’ anrount, }nd your druggist will | q to snpp gvpm—«Adv.. & Firoydy, 12 month n‘usnnm; ~-12 mm; . W“-E.D ‘—-s— b&%fl ang}‘ Jungs, what| | i vt i wiis’ itmed “affer! the - famoys vietory, the tnct thnt'she wore- o nm.cutnl Darsie; B 7 To,thi emgu 6 Tuiterai Darsie, f ! “f mew: SAARE, - COULD DO BLSINESS peared before”a’ waglstrate chargeu' = “with ‘drunkenness; and disorderly’ con- = _To freeze or fill on a cold day; gor= Sing winter or summer whenevers ..ycn wish to go—haye you natxced— Sthem? Your best buy MOTORC?CLES ‘BICYCLES A b SUPPLIES m z o1 z 4 8 ol 2 5 ‘::" [ it =311 SIXTH ST. BEM!DJL- b Emnmmnmummmmn|mmum||mr NO 1500 \/ §Th Cirdo!uSalf Adw Pl er the head, ‘waist -ml smooths out ugly If your: dealer can’t get it send actualbust niteasire, name, ad- idress €& $1.50. ‘We'll sendthe Y Circlet prepaid.: Sizes 341048, } Neiio Hygienic-Fashion Institute 120 E. 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