Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 16, 1921, Page 8

ri. o . Twentieth Century Laugh With Us— Not At Us— A Piinful Sentence «Six weeks with his foot in 3 cast is the sentence pronounced on Judge W. R. Mitchell by a hog last Tuesday. District court isn’t in session just now, and Judge Mitchell was at his favorite’ octupation—farming. Tues- day he was hauling a load of hogs to town when one of them tried to get out of the wagon. The judge turned around in the seat and administered a judicial reprimand by kicking it on the dar. This caused a riot in the wagon and ore of the hogs jumped to overtury it and the judge fell off the wagon. Be landed on his heel and broke a boné:in the back part of his it's six weeks with his foot r ‘cast for Judge Mitchell, nce for time off for good ewell’ Republican. The writer didn’t say what happen- ed to the hog. i -~We Can All Imagine That— The Mother Tongue son or -other being appeinted to sit on a standing ecommittee, we at ance realize “that “the Engleesh she is a fine language. At least it ought to be fine by this time. It kas been ‘cut to . pieces enough times. —8till We Do It— Exceptions.to Al Rules An Indian lover of elephants says that they go to Heaven when tiey die. This may be true with most ele. phants, but not white elephants. ) ~—Ford Gets Those— Before and After The bruin: that walks like 'a man attracts far less attention than the man who : walks as though he has been ‘a-brewin’. And at “that, you know o ‘bruin walking like a man attracts :a lot of attention. —Bear Facts— A Black Leather Lady The wants of ‘a New York mews- paper ate responsible for the follow: ing: “Found, black Jeather lady's pockethook on Dolphin street, be- tween Division street and Druid: Hill avenue, Call 1617 Division street.” “Misses. dresses,” says a headline in, a recent advertisement. Well, we should think she would, judging from the weather. ¢ 7 —Can You Beat It?— against the seat with such force as Whencver we read of, some per- . 800 [axncars | POTATO MARKET ‘Chicago, Dec. 16.—Potato market steady. Reccipts 14 ears, Total U, 8. shipments 448 cars. Wisconsin ruugl(l whites, sacked, $1.66 to $1.80; Min- nesota whites,. $1.60 to $1.75; Red River Ohios, $1,60 to. $1.70; Idaho rurals, $1.86 to $1.95. REFUSES TO CONSIDER RATE REDUCTION ORDER Washington, Dec: 16.~-The Inter- state Commerce Commission today refused to reconsider. its recent ac- tion in ordering the 16 per cent re- duction_on the rate of grain, grain products ‘and hay., FAILS IN ATTEMPTS TO HAVE JAILS CARE FOR HIM (By United Press) Devils Lake, N. D., Dec. 16.—The yourig man who tiied to spend his millions to inherit more millions, and instdad found his ™pile” constantly increasing has no harder job than A. J. Heénnick, 26, Detroit, who has failed in a desperate attempt to break into jail. and hungry he gave himself up to Ramsey county' authorities, declar- ing he had broken his parole in Michi- gan and . would surrender. Detroit officials sent word they did not want him and' the Ramsey county sheriff having no’excuse to give him three square meals and lodging turned him out in the cold. Hennick was sentenced “to “serve five years in Detroit for embezzling. At the end of {wo years he was par- oled on condition -he stay in Detroit and.report weekly. Thi¥*became tire- some " last February and he. skipped to Canada. The Most Enjoyable of All -Langdon’s Sanitary Ice Cream Made by Larigdon Mfg. Co.' B02S, W DIONY WRYE. VS MO LETYER vev ¢ %C'Nfi".:‘;fl..u_,w . The Cartoonist’s on His Honeyinoon WD, AFTER ME STARYS. HOUSEVEEPING = 2O I K MRRRIED MKW JNGELEY | KAOW WHAT '\ ALRING |PLAN SPECIAL PROGRAMS DURING CHRISTHASTIDE ; (Continued Erom Page 13 .« the Sunday schaol entertainment will be given Monday night at 8 o’clock. An early. morning service Christmas mogning at 5:30 will-also be held. St. Paul’s Evangelical church will have a special program by the choir and Sunday. school Sunday evening. The Lutheran Free church, Ny- more; “will- hold' its Sunday school program Tuesday evening, December 27 3 The Salvation Army will hold a special. entertainment in Bemidji at its hall on Third street Weduesday‘. night, Dééember 28, and in the Ny-| ;n!’pre fall, Thursday night, December A special ‘midnight mass will be celebrated ‘in-‘St, Phillin’s Catholic church Saturday night at 12 o’clock - midnight. Stores, banks and industrial es- In the ranks of the unemployed tablishments = will: observe Monday generally as & holiday on account of Chrintxq:s. coming on' Sunday. The ! schools ‘will ‘close on: Thursday af-| ternoon, December 22, and will re- g\ain closed” until Monday, January [Moun WANT DS | FOR SALE—Aelect épruce Christmas trees. Large assortment. Prices B60c and 25c¢, at Grinager’s Sun- shine Grocery. 3t12-19 Remembet the ‘Crookston—Com- pany K bagketball game in the. new armory Wednesday, December 21, ) : 4112-20 Rome.—The ¢ villa at Fraseati, ne formally “taken ov government for ¢ musetm. - r's beautiful Rome, has been by._.the Italipn ersion into- a R A A SPECIAL' FOR 'XMAS! French Vanilla, Toasted Almond Brick Ice Cream Maraschino Cherry Brick Ice Cream Individual Ice Cream Santa Claus ORDER EARLY! ' Kbdaks, Watches, Wald- - “ Pencils, Biil Books or Fine . GIFTS THATLASE, = 7 uggestions for Xmas st appropriate of Gifts ey, JEIE oiving of Gifts: is a gift in iteelf. M & is that attuned to the hopes of the recipient and the sentiment of the giver. A gift of jewelry in it’s enduring beauty keeps alive the memory of the giver and the giving. It’s intrinsic value grows---It’s exquisite charm is unchanging. i ‘ Our experience will be of aid to you in Ihakin'g your gift selections and we will welcome the opportunity to be of service. Let us be your gift counselor. For Him erman Wateh Chains, Knives, Lodge Card Cases, Pockef Combé,‘— Signet Rings, @igfirefte “Holders in Ivori';’ Cigarette Cases, Fountain' Pens, Pencils, American Legion Jewelry, Cuft® Buétons, Tie Pins, Pipes, Cigarettes, Cigars, Traveling Sets, Belt Buck- les, Bill Folds, Safety Raz- ors, etc.,_ ete. A, Wateh, a most wonder- £0l gift .........$10 to $125 Watch Chains....$2 to.$20 Watch Charms—Elks, Ma- sons, K. of C, 0dd Fel- Jows, Moose, M.B. A. i A Pipe :.........50¢ to $10 Tie Pins.....75¢ to $25.00 Smoking = Sets, " Tobacco Jars, Fountain Pens and " Leather Pockbooks. 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