Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 14, 1921, Page 6

WERES A GOOD ONE DRIVERS. " WHEN ARRESYED FoR SPEEDING, “ME DRIVER PLEADS'NOT GULSN', ALTHOUGH FER. FUWER NHOW GAK MOL TELL HOW FAST HOWRE GOING “THENT " ASKED “HE JUDGE - 25 MILES MM YEETH CUAYYER YHE CAR RATYLES ALl OVER w AT AOMTTING “THAT WS CAR WS MOY WEASM ' REPLIED THE MOYORIST VIOLENTIM L UP O 35 MILES AN HOUR, " or to give their gdods better appear- Not At Us— Relief We met a fellow coming out of a local dentist’s parlor with a broad smile on his face the other day. The fact that he was smiling seemed rath- | er odd to us for we had previously | known that he had an appointment for dental attention, It developed that the dentist wasn’t in. —Do You Blame Him?— Boy, Page the Relief Committee! | After going through a bard sum- mer, it looks mighty bad for the poor innocent moths this winter, No_ relief is in sight as yet. It is reported that thousands of moths, specializing on women’s clothes, have starved toy death already. —Through Unemployment— How About Yours? | A headline recently told us: “Much Coal Slated for Delivery.” A friend of ours read the heading and reports that his is slated also. The old say- ing used to be: “Clean the Slate.” Indications are that it is rapidly changing. | —To “Burn the Slate”— Curiosity Appeased Dear Twentieth Century: Since| the innnovation of the rolled stock- ing I have suffered many times with chaps! What would you suggest as be- ing good for chaps?—Anxiety. | That depends largely upon what! kind of chaps they are. | —Be More Specifie— | Things We Have Never Done We have never waked up in the mofning and sat up in bed and smiled at the alarm clock the way the fel- lows do in the advertisements, We have never increased our trou- WISCONSIN WILL HAVE VETERANS IN LINEUP Short Pass Is Feature Again of Wisconsin Attack; Very Few Long Shots (By United Press) Madison, Wis., Dec. 14.—Wisconsin will be represented by a better team this year than the one which shared a triple tiz for the Big Ten basket- ball championship last season. Five veterans are returned to the | | folds, Captain Caesar and Taylor, for- wards; Rollie Williams, guard; Te- bell and Gage, substitute guard and forward, respectively. It was the. “Wisconsin short pass” game which kept the Badgers in the running last year, and with two of its leading exponents on the team again, Caesar and Taylor, the offens- ive work of the quintet should be vastly better. Only a brilliant defense can smash a smooth-working short pass attack. That was shown conclusively in the the defensive guards away from the basket and leaves many open shots at the cage. Forming a compact cir- bles by getting married and buying a second-hand car the same week., | We have never turned turtle in an | automobile while driving like one. | - We have never complained of find-| ing an extra five in our pay envelope§ on Saturday night. | —DNo Chance for Complaint — | True to Color The charge is made that American | sausage manufacturers are using col- | ance. If they keep this up, they will | drive the business to the dogs. | ~The Call to the Colars— | Cool | Nights Excepted A fashion paper advises: “For your evening dress, I advice you to simply | buy a piece of broad silver ribbon, pass it twice around the waist and | knot it at the side.”. No_doubt but that a person could | use a little bit of discretion if the weather is a trifle chilly. Probably | could take the knotted end and make | it “ree times around. —On the Beach at Waikiki— | Flexibility | A recent want ad in a Toronto paper should have requested refer- ences for the following: “Wanted, | young woman for hanging up, shak- ing and folding. Toronto Laundry| Works.” | We wouldn’t say that those were very stiff requirements, | ~—Just Ordinary— | AMAZON ARMY MARCHES ON KANSAS COAL FIELDS (By United Press) Franklin, Kans,, Dec, 14.—The “Amazon army” of the Kaysas coal miners strika recruited to an unchal- lenged strength today as 3,000 women marched south from Franklin at dawn with the Intention of invading Cher- okee county. The first object was a few pit mines working in Crawford county. Then, “On to Scammon,” was the ery as they trailed on. The women will mob every working mine south to the Oklahoma line, a”strike leader an- nounced. (By United Press) Topeka, Kans., Dec, 14.—State troops will bé sent to the Southern Kansas coal fields against the “Ama- zon army” of women, it was an- fiounced here at the government of- fice today. _ Col. McLean said, “Troops will be marching to the scene of trouble as soon as possible,’”; following announce- ment from the government office that Crawford county authorities had ask- ed for troops. McLean refused to give further information. mnm MARKETS. 'POTATO MARKET Chicago, Dec. 14.—Potato market steady. Receinp 20 cars, Total U. S. shipments 412 car:. Minnesota round | whites, sacked and buik, $1.65 to| 1.76; Red River Ohios, $1.65 to| 1.70; Wisconsin round whites, sacked, $1.65 to $1.80; Michigan whites, sacked and bulk, $1.70 to| 1.80; Idaho rurals, sacked, $1.80 to| 1.90. | WANTED—Experienced _ girl cle, the Badgers work the ball down the floor practically without molesta- tion. Théy seldom resort to dribbling or long shots. . Again, the short pass is the feature of the attack. It is now almost well established as the old-time Minne- sota shift in football. Gibson and Johnson are fighting merrily for center, the only vacant post on the quintet. Neither appeared to have the edge. Substitutes of re- pute are Brumm and Gill, guards, and Rudiger, forward. BROTHERHOOD ORGANIZATION ELECTS PERMANENT OFFICERS A meeting of the Brotherhood or- ganization was held Tuesday night in the Methodist church at which per- manent officers were elected. The fol- lowing were chosen: President, Thom- as Porte; vice-president, E. H. Denu; secretary-treasurer, P. E. Tibbetts. !’ A committee on committees was appointed, consisting of Dr.'G. H. Zentz, E. K ‘Denu and E. R. Jahr. Committees will be announced at the rtneetnu; of the Brotherhood class next Sunday morning. Membership, social, civie and religious activities commit- tees will comprise the committees to be selected. i i | VIVIANI FAVORS WORLD CONFERENCE EACH YEAR (BY United Press) New York, Dec. 14.—Sailing for France today Rene Viviani declared he believed an international meeting, such as the one being held now in .Washington, , should be held every Yyear. Marshal Foch sailed with Viviani nPnd.thexr respective staffs on the liner aris, Roscoe Kaiser, Rev. P, C. Packer and Dr. Campbell of Bagley are vig- itors in the city today. G. H. HenseY. also of Bagley, is expected later in ghe day. All came to attend the meet- ing of tlye A. F. & A. M. tonight, Easiest Way Out. Recently _the Woman had a friend visiting her from the South. She en: joyed immensely the friend’s storles of Aunt Druscilla, a negro mammy of the “old school,” and her daughter Sally. One of Aunt Druscilla’s proudest days was when the first grandchild—a girl ~was born. “The friend, laden with some things for the mother and little plekaninny, went to see them. On ask- Ing Aunt Druscilla what they Intended calling the new baby she was greatly amused by the answer: “Yo' see, Mils’ Kate, I Is bound it should be called after you and your sister, Mis* Rosalind. But then I says to Sally If we calls her Katie Mls' Rosalind will gt mad, and if we says Rosalind you won't like ft, so I jes’ decided to name her Katle Rosalind and call her GludysA"—"C_hlcngo Jour- nal, y ADDITIONAL WANT ADS for housework on farm, modern home. Write Mrs. George F. Gerk; Hills- N. 1t12-14 FOR SAL acres of good land, good buildings. - One mile from Solway; $65 per acere, half cash. Also 80 acres 3% miles from Sol- [ B way. If you want a good farm, THE PIONEER WANT 'ADS| write ‘W, H.' Peterson, Solwuy: BRING RESULTS b Minn. 6t12:20 A E \: SPEEPOHEYER EQUIPPED WITH i | EDISON TELLS WHEN " A MANIS EDUCATED Discussing “what constitutes an| education,” Thomas A. Edison said a man is educated when he is “some- what familiar with™ every branch of | the environment in which we live— | social, commercial and scientific.” - This holds out hope to the young’ people struggling upward in the world today. They can educate themselves. No better and more concise fund of information is held out to men and women, boys angd girls today than The New Universities Dictionary, now being distributed to readers of this paper. This dictionary condenses in one volume most of the informa- tion concerning the world’s picsent day activities. It is niore than a ve-| cabulary, more than a mere list of words—it is a complete inventory of today’s English: This paper’s offer of ilis remark- able book has proven .to be hh}fly popular. The demaiid for the diction- ary continues with increasing force. Since this is purely an educational offer, and the books are given out at nominal expense, the mere cost of handling, the time limi: will soon be reached, and readers are urged to get their copies without delay. VAMPIRES NOW IN STYLE AMONF .LONDON DEBUTANTES (By United Press) . London, Dec. 14.—The mode for de- butantes is to be soft, soothing, sneaky, alluring, tigerish. ' an(‘&n damoiselles will copy the Anerican vamps, say the West End fashion experts. " “Complexion, coiffure angd dress will all combine to give the tigerish effect,” ‘satd one. “The walk; too, should be. slow and possess a feline grace and allurement.” Eyes . must be large,’ eyebrows jeine for delicate children is con- clusively proven by the remarkable results accomplished in the cases of the three children shown in this pic- ture. 3 Little Blanche Blair of Providence, R. L, aged 13, gained 10 pounds; Re- ina McCabe, at the right, aged 9, 9f cranton, Pa., gained 16 pounds; lit- tle Richard. Leary, Jr., of Philadel- phia, who was very delicate, is now in fine, robust health. The statements made by theix parents are as follows: Mr. A. M. Blair, residing at 20 At- wood street, Providence, R. I., said: “We are just so happy over the change Tanlac has made in our little girl that we can’t do or say enough to show our appreciation. She had lost nearly 20 pounds’in weight and looked so frail and weak that her mother and I were both almost wor- ried sick over her condition. Sincé taking Tanlac, she kas already game.d 10 pounds, her color is better than it ever has been and she looks and acts like a different girl.” Mrs. Cathevine bicCabe, 414 Dick- ens Ave,, Scranton, Pa., said: “The ‘flu’ left my little Regina in such a bad condition that:I have no idea she would be with memow been for Tanlac. It is a mystery to me how she lived on the little she was eating and was so lifeless she never even cared to play with the] dolls and toys she got at Christmas. Since taking Tanlac she is as hardy and well as any child could be and has gained 15 pounds in weight. I will always praise Tanlac for restor- iniout little girl’s health.” ichard Leary, 2342 Palethorpe St., Philadelphia, said: “There is no doubt That Tanlac is a wonderful med- ; if it hadn’t | day. slanting upwards like the Chinese, hair dark and sleek, dresses dark and clinging with perhaps one deep red rose. Cheeks, instead of being a deli- cate refreshing‘rose, must have a marble pallor. And the lips must be very red. Perhaps some of tlie spare henna pots and lip sticks left over from the vampire era in the states will find a market over here, RESENTS PROHIBITION OF FORMER INDIAN RITUALS (By Unjtea Press)’ Grand Forks, N. D., Dec.’ 14— Why the Indian, the true American, should be prohibited by the federal government from practising many of his' rituals, whereas’ 57 varieties of immigrants do_as they please in this respect, Mr. Gilmore, curator of the state historical sotiety, can not un- derstand. Many -6f the old rituals are now entirely lost, he deciared, through death of the old Indians, Mr. Gilmore made an extensive study last -summer of the#Arikera Indians at Elbow Woods. NORTH DAKOTA EDUCATORS WOULD ALTER MATHEMATIGS (By United Press) Fargo, N. D., Dec. 14.—Humaniz- ing mathematics/through the elimina- tion of the unpractical is suggested by the mathematics section of the state educational association. Mathe- matics in high school should be com- pulsory “the same authorities contend and they also went on record as op- posed to the unified mathematics in North Dakota. ' THE PIONEER_WANT ADS| BRING RESULTS time the gas pressed up into his chest until his heart palpitated so I thought sure he couldn’t breathe but a few more gasps. But Tanlac gave him dck to us strong and well and well nd we will praise it to our dying i) The effect of Tanlac on the deli- cate stomachs of the young is one of the strongest evidences of its whole- someness as well as its unusual merit. Although a powerful reconstructive, Tanlag contains no harmful ingredi- ents, minerals or opiates which are so often found in other medicines. Being composed of the most beneficial roots and herbs known to science, it is purely vegetable and can be taken by the most delicate children, and doe¢s not upset or injure the weakest in my mind but that Tanlac saved my little boy’s life. For two years 1 wounldn’t haye been a bit surprised to have scen him drgp off' at any time. or most delicate stomach. % _Tanlac is sold in Bemidji by the City Drug Store, and by leading drug- He had stomach trouble, and many a.gists everywhere,—Adv. \T-MAKES ME S\ek © MY NOURISHMENT is Nature’s first aid' to the body in times of unsurpassed in purity and gomtz_:eu is nourish ERERE- 0 Scott & Bowne, Bloomfleld, N. J. 20-19 Ache? When you’re suffering from i headache, backacke, toothache, neuralgia, ot pain from any other cause, try ir. 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